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kaffy4bill:
Yes u wil sit inside d water. Dats y it shldnt b very hot water but warm water dat u can sit in.

ok o, I wonder which container will contain dis my big bumbum o

kaffy4bill:
Sori sis, I feel ur pain. Wen mine broke down,it wasn't resutured. Had to intensify the sitz bath and it healed within 2weeks but sure ur doc has a reason for re suturing. Sitz bath wit warm water, dettol/savlon and salt then ensure the place is alwaz dried.. U clean well after each sitz bath. Sure u were given analgesics,its well sis

please, about this sitz bath, is it that we will sit inside d water, as in our bumbum touching d water, or just on the container? #justcurious

ozycy:
October team mates are you ready!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE To every mama and Papa here. The long awaited October is here finally. It's time to take our roll call. If you hear your name answer present.
1) Ozycy (Oct 1st pls don't pass me by)
2) Iffffffy
3) Zaynie
4) EverfaithfulGod
5) Justcurious
6) Virtuouswife
7) mamaboms
ijeoma2728
9) juwonesho
10) Kendlez
11) joilin
12) Wokeyim
13) Ummtwins2
14) happymama
15) Misen
16) tonneth
17) MissOpe
18) kendrallmai
19) toparie
20) ennyhollar1
21) smokeydrinky
22) gtkay
23) T4tunu
24) mbula
25) stadora
26) tyconcept.
Yes, that's actually how we roll here. No dull moment with team October mums yeah!!!. Put on your dancing shoes and enter the dance floor. Flat shoe are not allowed, from 6 inches upwards. Na salsa we go dance today o. Oya make una pair up 2 by 2.
No team October mum ported to September and I hope none of us will port to November either. Let's start dropping the babies like its really HOT. I wish all of us an easy pizzy delivery.
#teamoctoberforsupersuperrnaturaldelivery#
#teamoctoberforindependentbabies#
#teamoctoberfornofussybabies#
#teamoctforbeautiful&handsomebabies#
GOD is on his throne and our prayers have been answered already. Peace.

present

iyomomo:
Happy independence day all!

ALL D OCTOBER MAMA'S IN DA HOUSE ARE U READY?

we are very ready

Deezou:
I told her dat my pile was gonna come out and she told dh to tell me to obey the rules dat it was my baby's head. when I heard dat I started to push with all my force and she kept encouraging me by manually dilating d opening.I felt a burning sensation and screamed and then stopped pushing, she screamed back and said dat I should push,when I pushed my baby's head came out, she grabbed it and told me to keep pushing, I obeyed and she pulled out my handsome almost-albino baby.she lifted him and asked me what I saw and I told her a boy,she congratulated me and started joking dat dis was my biggest"pile" and dat they await me in d next 1 year, I replied dat dat was too far dat they should expect me in the next 9 months.my baby arrived at 12:05 weighing 3.5kg.

wow!!! Soooo cute, congrats ma'am.

ozycy:
Zaynie, I think it's January kpekus for October mama's. Mine na January lol. If you are an October mama and your baby is as a result of January kpekus, say yeah! lwkmd

yeah yeah!!! Cuz my miscarriage was even on 6th of jan, so I think twas d late january kpekus dat worked for me. All in all, it was God.

tolexy007:
lolz...i think say na them vote Aregbe now, abi dem don finish the odourless fufu the man gave them during election?

will u just shut up? Who told u workers voted for him?

ozycy:
My wonderful,precious, Sexy, elegant team October Mummy's, it's 16days to go yeah! On your mark @ Zaynie, everfaithfulGod, justcurious, Iffffffy, Virtuouswife, mamaboms, ijeoma2728, juwonesho, Kendlez, Joilin, Wokeyim, Ummtwins2, happymama, Misen, tonneth, MissOpe, kendrallmai, toparie, ennyhollar1, smokeydrinky, gtkay., get ready! Am coming for inspection next week, u had better be ready or you receive just 5 strokes of koboko . For other team October mamas still hiding somewhere, show yourself asap and roll with us, you really don't wanna miss out on anything . Kisses

wow!!! so many october mamas.

All of me - John Legend, just love d song

Saw her today in her FIL's compound in a casual gown, just near my house, she's cute.

Abiagirl777:
So my little prince was born today 9/9/2015 weighing 4kg, all praises will forever be to the most high God.
SOmeone later got a bday mate
PROUDLY TEAM SEPTEEMBER !!!!!!
B.S. Later

congrats mama, may his coming usher in good tidings(amen)

Nice collections

Deezou:
Alhamdulillah allathi bi ni'imatihi tatimmussalihat(thank God with whose bounty every good is accomplished)

My prince arrived today at 12:05.bs later.

all praises to God, congrats mama

modath:
Cc : Iffffffy (at least 1 of the fs stands for fabulous )

yipee!!! Here she is.

fruitfulvine360:
I feel like a member of ds beautiful family. Oh God please make it a reality very soon, ds ttc journey is killing me. It is well
Okay, Goodnight mamas

it is well, ur heart desires shall be granted by his grace.

ozycy:
Which cane , so you want me to bring cane they will use and flog me? Anyway, she be first time mum, me am not so we ain't in the same boat

lol, we are still in d same boat joor

ozycy:
I never start ooo. Will start by next week.

virtuoswife, have u seen someone wey wan land cane. I think keeping d october register has really kept her busy cuz of d mamas popping in everyday.

Virtuouswife:
@Iffffffy u dey make me laugh o...... Make ozycy land with cane 1st. Buh seriously, u should be rounding up sef, make u fit rest well b4 d d day

no mind me o, starting dis week by God's grace

@Modath, where art thou? missing ur comments.

[quote author=Virtuouswife post=37774348

My able team Oct, una don shop finish? Me don pause o.... Anybody follow me pause? Laziness no get part 2 o . Ozycy, Zaynie, Iffffffy and my oda teammates, come out 4rm ya hiding places.[/quote]shopping never start sef

ahnie:
I cant pretend or hide behind another moniker,its happenin to me for real.alex dusnt even wanna see me with anybody.even him matter don taya my younger brother.i work for sure,but he always find a way to catapult or bully me to detail him how i spend my money.before i had my baby,i was involve with this contribution of a thing,i dont know how he got to know.and he forced me to sign that,i'll handover the money to him when i collect it.i did gav him the money after collectin it.my sweet Nnedim was just weepin.she told me to persevere.even when i was paid my salary,he collect some certain meagre amount from it as his husband fee(lol)

infact, I'm more than short of words now, please, are u his first wife?

Deezou:
Nita2013,ahnie,soonest,zaynie and iffffffy thanks all for ur input,but am @ d hospital since past.will keep updating u if possible.

it is well by God's grace, it shall be easy, safe and quick.

zaynie:
Dont be surprised if that son is his.

my exact thought

Deezou:
URGENT!!!
Pls sabi mamas how many hours does it take for baby to arrive after water breaks without contraction?

find ur way to hospital ASAP

chinma414:
my dear,don't you tink you need to give yourself a short break.I'm sorry to say dis but he might kill you one day or abandon you when its already late for you to plan yourself well.my depression now is a result of my dads childishness, wickedness and selfishness.he abandoned my mom with four children after leaving scars and low self esteem as his everlasting gift to her.I am not saying you should leave him,but you need to give yourself a vacation to reflect on your life and know d next step to take.

totally agree with you, its really getting out of hands... @ahnie, are u working?

blessedtwins:
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@all
I greet you all.
I don't want to take the shine off ahnie 's plight but I am passing through the same thing.the verbal and physical abuse,public humiliation,economic deprivation(every job or money making opportunity squashed) even the baby snatching.
We had a meeting at my dad's and it almost escalated to a fracas btw him and my dad.
He was insisting that nobody would come and help for the omugwo.dt he will do it ....pls imagine that!!
On a serious note if anyone has a single relative dt needs a husband.mine is for total hire.i cant continue

it is well

ahnie:
@all that mentioned..when i was 7months preg,he brought a 12yrs old son of his friend.i told him not to bring the boy to our home,reason being that,wheneva we want to purchase anything,he wil go to onitsha and bring the boy to our home,and squander part of the money on him.i was on my way to the church for wednesdays mfm prayers,when my husband commanded me that i shudn't go,that he was on his way wit the boy.i told him sinc he has his own key,he shud tend to the boy,but for where.i had to stay aback.fast4ward to april 5th(Easter day)this man so much battered me,because i told him that the boy is untrained,and uses negative words always.i started bleedin,he used his teeth to bite off my dreadlock,and i started cryin for help.it took the effort of our landlord n his wife to save me that day.

u mean while u were pregnant? I'm just short of words

tyconcepts:
@Ahnie...Don't really know what to say but my prayers are with you.


By the way....Am Warri based.

please help me send d book to "ifesexylady@gmail.com"

zaynie:
, what are you doing here

to peep o,

zaynie:
More like English for Dummies. #goesbacktoviewingmode

huh! Classcaptain

A guy broke up with my cousin immediately after he took her for an abortion, she went to his place wen he was at work wit d spare key and burnt his clothes , snapped d burning clothes and sent to him at work, d guy couldn't go home cuz he works in a bank, he has to call some of his neighbours around to help him go to his apartment, don't even know how their case ended, bt I told her she went too far.