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hAlexandro:
iwo lomo.

OYO

Divoc19:
Polygamist in the making.
Happy polygamistic rehearsal

Anoda madt man polygamy ki u

Lordedifice1:
All you think is to lash ladies
Wasting energy
You must be a cheat
My advice is that don't even think of marrying except you go marry olosho
Because I can see that this what you can always come up with

See werey u de enjoy mojo ogun ki u

Lol fokn is even part of office work for my place , we no de look face , once u demand for urgent 2k I go screw u wella , on gwod

Meanwhile my secretary de give me poename on pay as u go!

U complimented d bress branch manager de suck !! oyo

DominionGreat:
I will be brief and precise as possible.


So there is this girl I want to marry. Though we met not too long and from all our conversations she seem to be the one for me..
I traveled for Christmas to my state and she happens to be living there.. she came to visit me and as I was about seeing her off I requested for a hug which later resulted in deep kissing and small caressing which she begged me to stop and I did and after seeing her off she doesn't take my calls, nor reply my messages.. I have been apologizing she won't even say a word to me.. Truth is she is very angry cos she said she is a virgin and doesn't want any of that till marriage.


Now I am confused. Pls what do I do?
Please I need any advice I can get cos I truly love this lady and I have been restless ever since..

Thank you

Lala pls do the needful biko

You de date a girl u never fok her u wan marry? Girl wey another guy don fok steady break her heart she de chop u mugu?..

The moment u stick ur dk down dia she go cooperate ! If u have not she go de do u shakara

Married VJ is the best if u find one matured no attachment, understanding omo ride on! D vj know what's up , all the corners are experienced , moreso , u are actually filling in the gap

I have one like that , that provide more than 8yrs my senior she de service me wella I de give am correct rod

So I was posted to this organization , being a new staff I was taken to all the department of the organization to get myself familiarized with the working of each unit ; in my own unit we were two , myself and a junior staff who promptly introduced herself to me on assumption of duty ;I met the secretary a fail lanky lady with always on make up?

At first I did not think much of her cos she was not directly attached to my office , then I got talking with my surbodinate told me all about who was who in the organization , she specifically mentioned the secretary that she was a low key pongilah I was like why did she say so then she told me she moves with the big boys in the organization for a right price she will spread her lips

Well we laffed over the petty gossip and that was it? Or so I taught , about 2months later , the secretary started coming around my block to greet me in the morning , however her greetings was sorth of hugging me from the rear and pressing her jugs on my ears and head before saying goodmorning, at first I was like this is strange, I tried playing along but I observed that each time am not alone in the office she just stood by the door to greet without hugging me from d rear?

It continued for a while then on one occasion I summoned up courage and grabbed the jugs as she was doing her thing, she let out a silent moan and smile "goodmorning " sir lol I taught this would at least make her feel uncomfortable and keep a distance? So I taught oh? She kept on coming!
Well I was not married I got to know she was wasn't staying with the hubby who had accident some yrs back ,

Well she continued I also continued to ping her jug so much so that it became a morning routine each time opportunity presents ? So on one occasion I told her we needed to settle this on a bed , she was like no it's wrong how are we going 5o be looking at one another after? Lol I was like are you kidding me in my mind?

A woman who have turn my head and ear to her early morning jug rob? And I have not been stingy with fundling the glans
too!

She left that day without any definate response , after 3 weeks she came to my door and said she wanted to tell me something I was like ok what about? She told me she wanted us to discuss privately ?
At that moment I knew what the point was so I invited her to my abode on a Friday ,

On the appointed day I did not go to work I sent her the address , and she came!
Immidiately she entered my house madam just jump ontop bed , started removing her clothes?,
I just layed beside with my CD ready , wen she was done we talked for some minutes sharperly I grabbed her jug put for my mouth suck the thing wella , she popped out the second jug for me to do justice, I moved to her vjj and gave her ectasy , she was moaning like a baby , I was like was this her first time she said yes so I continued until her body started to shiver , she drew my head close and said I want it now, I mounted the bitch and road her vj well.
Now in the office we just pretend like nothing de sup she feeds me with any executive gossip that am not aware of she be like my coded PA now for office! Loyalty by my dik

My take is every babe like gbola what ever approach works for you fine! Start off as friends, make sure u tauch her wen talking watch her reaction!, If she is into you throw in the word waste no time to bang d he'll out of her she wud ask for more

ahmedaturboy:
There is this girl at my work place i always liked and vice versa. The feeling grew to the extent that my line manager called me to ask what's in-between us both. But since I was yet to ask her out i said nothing...along the line she started given me attitude and i just immediately distant my self from her guessing someone else has come in between us.

The dating didn'tast and she came back trying to mend things. But i rejected her cos i was pained with what happened. She latter won my heart but whenever i request for hangout she do always give one excuses or the order..lately, she started having an affair with another guy in my work place..I've tried avoiding her but since she's under me she needs to report to me every evening....

The problem here is i can't control my feelings for her anymore and given the environment where i work am scared of being set up cos my work place is a devil's kingdom...

Advice on what to do pls

If the lady in question is into you too then invite her to a neutral area and bang her wella after that just keep a low profile she wud let u be

[quote author=bbafrick post=108322015]It's a one way interview.....and it's virtual.[/quote

Have you done the interview?

A nairaland carnibal

Carry am go hooetel bleep wella her body go calm down den give am space

Once you are above 18yrs u were not raped you were paid to engage in consentual se*x you lost the right to talk trash against your client who paid u for your service ffk

Chai Ebonyi and mumu na 5 and 6 later they wi blame Anambra people for the problem of dia life , even dia married women de fok like dog just show them money dem go open leg like rat ,, pesin show u manhood u carry ur money give am u de madt ni? Abi u be gay? See wahala oh ! Their men as so lazy that if not for say oxygen no be work to breath them no fit breath am! Enikure¡

Beebah2000:
SO, WHEN YOU DEY KNACK HER, YOU KNOW KNOW SAY NA EVIL THING YOU DEY DO, NA AFTER YOU FINISH YOU CON KNOW.
AND I SURE SAY U NO TELL HER SAY U KNOW HER HUSBAND.
SHAMELESS PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.

No mind him clean ur gbola and get ready for another � meat

Limitless72:
The perception is becoming something else..
when I went for the physical verification exercise as mandated by NYSC, I was embarrassed when told to just write an essay of few paragraphs.. I was expecting something different....smth stiffened

I was telling the man if we as graduate that studied beyond the shores of Nigeria are given essay as exercise to measure our intelligence or competency then its has really gone sour...

Anyways thanks for your opinion on the subject..

You can proceed for Msc if your school is recognized by the national university commission

May Femi fanikayode never happen to you

obembet:
Lady Evangelist who claimed she went to hell has confess that it was total lie and ask for forgiveness from church.

The prophetess has previously said she saw Jesus Christ, father Abraham and many Angel has told the church that it was total lie and appeal to church for forgiveness.


Here the the video of her confession.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1lNQGOL31k

Source: Dramatic_people

Edited, Obembet

Enikure ma

Ebukawaylaid:
Good morning Ladies and gentle men.
This morning, I got a call from my younger sister telling me that she has seen her WAEC Results. However, the tone of her voice was somehow not good. I suspected that something was wrong... I saw the results finally and here are are grades

Christian Religious Studies - E8
Economics - F9
Government - C5
Literature-in- English - C6
Civic Education - E8
English Language - D7
Yoruba - C4
Mathematics - B3
Catering Craft practice - F9


Please, help me advice her on which course she can study in the university with this WAEC results.
Mods , please I will appreciate if it is moved to front page for more advice. Thanks

Heardsmen economic

NovesaTillie:
I moved to this city because of my new job and my neighbors have been very homely and helpful to me especially the ones next flat,a young man and his wife with a kid . They have been very kind to me, sometimes when I get home late from work his wife calls me to join them for dinner and hangouts.

My issue now is I am beginning to grow fond of the man because of how gentlemanly he treats his wife and how dotting he is of their son. He ticks all the qualities that I dream of and sometimes I just feel like inviting him over to my place when his wife is out to tempt him a little.

What can I do to stop this feeling?
I don't want someone else man or to destroy a cute family.

Please don't insult me because I am in a relationship though it's a young relationship and I cherish my man I just see myself falling for this neighbor.

Enikure ma

In 2012 was invited for an interview at Obasanjo farms ogun state , for the position of a farm manager, we were about 6 in number who were interviewed , I was shortlisted for the job , told to get two guarantors, which quickly did by providing one and was in the process of bringing in my second guarantor when I went to the head office at agbeloba in ogun state to met the personal manager.
He welcomed me that day and told me I was lucky that it seems they would be sending me to Liberia , instead to head the farm dia , so he took me to a meeting hall were I met the head of operation in Liberia who was in town for a meeting that day he was glad and asked the manager hope he can speak yoruba which I responded , myself he said very well , so we left , 2 days later I was in the head office again expecting my second guarantor to join me , when I noticed the very aggressive disposition of the personal manager it was like I was a persona nongrata , he however greeted me ah oga u are here wait for me am going for a meeting? I waited from 9 to 3pm he came back was like oga u are still here? Men! He told me to come back the next day which I did , same thing repeated itself again , then one of the staff approached me and was like bros e get watin I wan tell u? Then I she told me she felt sorry for me coming to waste my time that they have already sent another person to Liberia! I was broken,,,, for 2wks I could not understand why ! But today am in a better place ! Man no be God

walesoflyf:
Glad you got the point.. At least for someone with akamu brain like you, I'm glad that you can still comprehend a few lines... This will be about the last time I'll dignify you with a reply.

Have a good life and stop sleeping with people's wives... It might cos you your balls the next time.. Adios!

Thunder ki ur mama who forgot to use condoms born an idiat like u

gregyboy:
Ozwor.... U already blike who ogun don kill, and a lady opened punna give mad man like you,

Both you and the lady are insane.... Just imagine how u will be insulting your mom and your wife.... What a pity go and hide in shame

Stupid man fucking somebody wife, it can only b possible if d lady is retard as you're

We need a block button and a report section
Which part of ogun ki u u no under are u anaemic or simply daft ! Thunder scata ur head

Mugu

Which part of ogun ki u u no understand? Thunder fire u

Kuriosmynd:
Tor....how do you feel about filling them up with your cum while it turns to foetus?

Most time I feel like a victory over the hubby especially if it was someone I Know that spirit of yes I conquered ur babe

Kuriosmynd:
This is me trying to be brutally honest with one dark side of my sexual fantasies. Though it's despicably immoral and socially abominable, yet I I feel the urgings. We might all have that inner fantasies we can't even share with a friend if we are being honest.
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Fact is I have never slept with someone's wife, at least knowingly. The older women I have slept with, according to them, were single moms, or divorced. But anytime I'm banging them, I usually imagine they were housewives who I should get pregnant and send back to their husband to nurture the pregnancy. I get extra high if I fuvck them raw and make them moan while emptying my pap in them. There's also this power and ego trip I can't explain too having to breed another man's wife and make her husband care for the baby unaware.

I'm not sure how common or uncommon is this inclination. Perhaps many men have intentionally impregnated another man's wife with this feeling. Just Maybe. Then when I hear men who break down having found out of the paternity fraud pulled on them, I feel mixed emotions of pity, sadness and hidden gloat just by imagining myself as the miscreant who impregnated the wife. That feeling of haha: 'what an egotistic fool who trusted a woman with his soul, lived a lifetime of lies while a woman fvcked him over', is also part of that mixed feeling.

I've joked with some married women, online, who had romantic interest in me about impregnating them and dumping the paternity fraud on their husband, surprisingly they would play it down with some romantic laughter, and seem to enjoy such amorous escapade of deceit, even the confidence of secrecy they exude while we joked in an event it ever happened, is shocking.
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That surely makes me understand some amoral side of women who play fraud on their husband. And it also makes me have cynical value for relationship. Relationship I see is a personal risk you go into with faith, not with 100% certitude.
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I put this up anonymously, and with honesty, to show you can't fully know the heart of man/woman, and if we X-ray our inner heart, there's an hidden dark spot which can be quite shocking and embarrassing

Nothing weired truth is that 2 can play the game most women like forking out of wedlock but wud pretend like they don't enjoy same cos of what people wud say , most married women I have fokd enjoy it , and wud even crave for another opportunity , believe me married posi taste different

gregyboy:
U dey even dey bleep your mama,

You get luck say nor b my wife u go Bleep, you wont spend an hour in this life after my discovery i mean it...


Na foolish man dey Bleep anoda man wife... Idiot

That's why ogun must ki u fast so she can remain a widow

walesoflyf:
See who is saying someone should enter rehab.. That advice should be for you, because I wasn't the one that came to Nairaland to spit out how I slept with another man's wife. You must have a very low self esteem, because from all indications, you sounded as if sleeping with the man's wife was a life achievement for you... Smh... What a pity..

I'm sure you find it hard to talk to regular single girls, that's why you prey on insecure married women, what a pity!. You must have had a really hard knock life. Well like I said, slow down on the weed OK, before you go berserk..

My two cents.

Hahaha werey take my advice shove ur 2cent in ur anus and get help before u pull cloth

gregyboy:
U dey even dey bleep your mama,

You get luck say nor b my wife u go Bleep, you wont spend an hour in this life after my discovery i mean it...


Na foolish man dey Bleep anoda man wife... Idiot

Look at this mugu u de sure say no be me bleep ur mama born u trowey ?

gregyboy:
U dey even dey bleep your mama,

You get luck say nor b my wife u go Bleep, you wont spend an hour in this life after my discovery i mean it...


Na foolish man dey Bleep anoda man wife... Idiot

Yes I de bleep ur mama only that she had to baff 3trice before I bleep her u must be very dirty too as a child