₦airaland Forum

OgwuEgo:
The Ippis date of birth can be changed, but you have to send your personal file along with the request to the OHCSF, I have seen people change it severally, but your case needs to have merit.

Their are two things u can't change as a civil servant!
Date of birth
Date of first and second appointment
Know this u know peace unless such individual is just a newly recruited staff then u can talk about the age change

Naa she is 8yrs older than I am I just screw her cos she was easy to lay once u drop some coins

I fk a church geh who proved difficult to lay though we still see each other we are no longer close , I codedly recoded the video till date I still fk her everyday in my brain ! It's nostalgic seeing other men run after what u have laid already and u are still viewing ur sexcapede . It's fun the most important thing is just keep the video save!

I spoke with their aig human resources office February, they said they were still going through all the list of shortlisted candidates

I also did the sperkfire one-way interview

U actually want to line her wall with ur gbola

Gboju any woman is bedable so far it's mutual!
I remember once this lady i fokd , she was like

no oh bad thing wud happen, yet she came herself to the hotel I booked , her hubby called her while I was sokin her juggs she lied she was on her way to the market? Are u kidding me!
The other one I am bonking now wud fok me anyway so far I slip in some cash in her purse while the hubby is busy posting quotable quotes on Facebook

Get a free gbola or use ur fingers

rickpat:
this is just a total misconception and it's a shame it's coming from an African media outlet,PUNCH.

first of all,Ghana doesn't do the covid test to be use for the game,the test is done by a CAF independent laboratory...I think it's even a laboratory owned by an European country...that same laboratory would test Ghana players as well...that's how it's been done since the last afcon to avoid any irregularities... IT'S A SHAME HOW MEDIA OUTLET WOULD MISINFORM PEOPLE TO SELL THEIR HEADLINES!!

Will u kip kwayet are CAF members conducting the test south African?, U must collect weather u like it or not �

Deadmeat:
The girl I met last month, I just disvirgined her 3 days ago.
It all started when me and my guy went to her mom's shop to chill on some drinks.
She was the one that attended to us, omo this girl be my spec, beautiful, chocolate skin, love shaped ass.
After attending to us I asked for her number, her mom was sitting there and I wasn't ashamed. She replied "I don't have a phone", how can a fine girl like you don't a have a phone I asked. Then she smiled, I assured her I was going to get her a phone. 2 days later, I got her an Android phone omo she was very happy and her mom too. Her mom already liking me for my mind I just want to hit and run.
After I got her the phone, we've been chatting, calling then I asked her out omo she no wan gree at first I Sha pressured her she later accepted but say no sex I Sha agreed me wey be say I be sharp guy. Right from the onset I knew she was a virgin, I could see it in her eyes so innocent.

I sha been giving her loving you and all that, her mom and her sisters already know we are dating all of them don liked me based on the fact that I am a G.
She couldn't go out alone some times she Will tell me to take permission from her mom.
I took her out 3 times, first time I took her to eatery, I bought food for her. Second time I took her to lodge scoped her I don't feel like going home that very day we smooch and kissed.

Third time I took her out omo she no wan gree for me I come scoped her, gave her some sweet words omo she come later gree but said I should promise her I am going to marry her and I won't Bleep up omo na so I agreed o.
I made a promise then I forced my way in, it wasn't easy I had to forced my d*ck to break the hymen.

After the do she no dey allow me rest, calling, texting me upandan.
My issues is, how do I let her know I just wanted to chop and clean mouth?
And I already made a promise will that promise hunt me in future?

G boy u de wine me ni? Web u de fok u no ask permission now u are asking after u don chop clean mouth , no worry geh go grow up and forget u

LeoDeKing:
No problem.

At the end of the day, we have fulani herdsmen and dss to blame.

In fact, fulani herdsmen and dss wrote and signed the letter.

Use ur brain it's an app please

Candidlady:




Dude are you alright

You quoted yourself

Werey get well soon

I brag about fkn a girl if she gave me a tough time before I could bed her expecially those church girls forming holy of holy ,!, Even matured women that u can't expect are into collecting free gbola I relish it

rtdCivilservant:
Someone boasted of sleeping with a girl Op is crushing on. Op came and open a thread to write this just to console himself, cos even Op himself is in doubt if actually whether it is true. Op is seeking validation from nairalanders so as to console himself the more. Let me help u Op, if a guy brags about this, it is possible what u said is right and it is still possible it happened. Many women just have funny characters, u can never predict what they can do.

U read my mind ! Men boost about a conquered pkekus! Yes it's what its

obinna58:

This your gbola wan fvk everything ni

Yes e go banker ur mama tolotolo

obinna58:
Man dies having sex
I hope you don't make front page

Sickness no dey reach your dck

Na ur mama be next for my gbola thunder ki u

Emperorade:
I have three girl friends, and am dating them secretly, they don't know each other and I love all of them, but suddenly they all change there attitude to me at the same time, they are all asking me to propose them and then marriage this year.
Please friends what can I do, because I can't married three women's at the same time and no one is ready to lose me.

.bang all of them and pick a fight the one that stay u propose to

czarr:
Is it that you were not really sick cos I don't know where a sick man got the strength to climb kpekus.

Fiction.

On code comrade!

So I met this lady in her late 40s ,in my place of work , she was the secretary to my organization although she was still my junior in rank , I am about 7 to 8 yrs younger by my estimate!
I first noticed her cos even going by her age she still dresses very smart with a thick lipstick .after making enquiries about her I decided to try my luck by wooing her!

The opportunity came when she came around my block to hand me a memo , I took the opportunity to tell her how cute she was gave her loots of compliments, I wasn't sure what her reaction would be ? To my supprise she was smiling ear to ear ! We exchanged numbers and continued online after ward , after about 2months I told her I wasn't feeling fine that I would not be coming to the office , on a particular day to my supprise after the close of work she called asked for directions to my house which I gave her! She came looking her usual fly I told myself I need to spread her lips !

I invited her into the room , she sat beside me not long after my hand was doing the magic she just laid on her back while I thickled her jug down to her honey house then she let out a sweet moan I new I had to do the needful! I spread the lips apart gave her lots of head she was wriggling up and down before I could even stroke he madam said give it to me !
That was all I needed she was so juicy that felt every inch of her walls grabbing on me,!
Matured vv are the best since that day she virtually asks me when are we gonna met again !like she can't pass by me within given me the greenlight to even touch the jugs at work!

I make sxx video expecially when the chick has proven very hard to catch ! When I finally lay her I want to keep the memory! Moreso if is someone that one may not bang again it makes it more worth the while

An 18yrs can take the rod so far it's consentual he is good to go! At that age the hole is still tight and juicy

HopeNeverDies:
Damnnnn!!!! LoL

I'm literally craving to date older ladies thou. I'm seriously sick of these young girls around. I apparently don't talk to them again after the first conversation, they all have almost the same mentality. Frfr

Try it out stress free my brother , no taxing no stories just at ur service when and how u need them ! They come with experience that can't be bought from market! All they want is ur joystick �️

TheStakeHolder:
What do you stand to gain from creating this kind of threads?

Same thing u stand to gain #muscle pull

So I have read a couple of thread on guys who date matured girls . I never new the benefits until I met madam nkechi. A tall light in complexion lady in her late 40s. Her office shears same building with mine. So it happened that she normally passes through my block to acess her own office most time she branches bye to hello to me. At some point we exchanged numbers and we started chatting on WhatsApp . Then our chat became sexual I invited her to my house at first she was like no , how are we gonna be looking at ourselves after bonking,? After much back and forth she agreed and came on a Friday! I urshered her in into my room , before I could even blink she was already removing her clothes like a pro! I just sat on the bed allowed her do her thing then she layed by me . I had the wildest fk of my life , from missionary , to leaking ,she was moaning like a baby! Since then she has been like when are we gonna do it again? Am like if u use tongue on a lady she no go leave u again oh

FaithELEFAN:
The theif looks like he has kidney problem. Look at how swollen his eyes and lips are.
Probably he has taken a lot of beating for his numerous ALI BABA VENTURES.

Certified theif

Guy na Igbo make him eyes and lips poop out

I have been looking forward to ask this question? I could remember some yrs ago use to date this lady , had lot of fun experience with her , but she doesn't moan when we ba.ng ? No matter the fore play she just lay like a log of wood? I remember asking her why she wud say it distract her?

Is it really true that moaning distract some ladies? What is ur take

Mawid vj de sweet , if u find one bang am wella u are doing gods work ! so far u no rape am go ahead jor !

Biggcowhorn:
My name is Kalu from Imo state but I live with my parents in Lagos. I'm a 37 year old jambite. Of recent I've been having feelings for this Igbo girl I met while attending my jamb classes, she's very brilliant, she's a nerd and I also observed she's an introvert.
I've open up to her to let her know my intentions of being in a relationship with her but she says I'm too old for her and she sees me as an uncle and elderly brother.
I recently invited her to my home when my mummy Left for work but she refused coming.
Nairalanders pls advise me by telling me on the best strategy I should use and how I should convince her to accept me as her boyfriend cos I'm dying for her.
No insults please as I need only matured comments

Onikure u are dating a 14yr old child ?

Werey people! Who appointed them? Who enrolled them on Ippis? Enikure!

Just give am gbola with lot of tongue she go leave u after a couple of month so u can find ur dark queen