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peacettw:
Interesting, I like to think that when I become exceedingly rich, I will pay great attention to what enters my mouth and that will not include noodles or any form of processed food..

All meals or treats must be freshly made. If i have any cravings for processed meals like noodles etc, it must be made from scratch.

peacettw:
I agree. Noodles with Ugu and boiled eggs is also best served dripping in its juices, and not dry like the traditional noodles. The taste is completely fantastic

Munzy14:
I never even reach half...

Maybe na my future wife go continue to dish the remaining
I grew up eating a lot of protein (sea foods).Dad provided a lot of it and momsy has her kitchen game On A grade.

This soup and ofe nsala na GOAT of all soups..Especially when they come with assorted obstacles.

Funny enough I love food but rarely eat more.

peacettw:
For me, Ugu or pumpkin leaves is the best vegetable to use with noodles

VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?

Victor don enter trouble again.

I have this newlywed, a newly married wife who doesn't let me rest.Her house is adjacent to ours.

Whenever her husband is not around she brings me food..she invites me to her house.

Sometimes she lay my head on her thighs, caress me, push me on the couch and sit on me.

Now the problem is this, she said when her husband is not around why can't we rock the town?

I want to know if asking her out will result to a grave consequence.Thanks.


Victor Jalingo

jeromestarks:
Serious minded women avoid guys who look fair and cute like a woman.
Most of these so-called cute guys are pvssies.
I'm not a cute guy and I don't want to be; man should be manly and women should be girly. Simple!

Jeon:
All stories nowadays are just sex and material things.

Zonefree:
You're just 23 and you want to waste your flower age with a Nigerian evening newspaper?

I pity you in advance.

Fathersdesire:
I'm not a professional writer but I've read alot and I've done some scribblings myself. So I have this to say;
1. You did not capture your audience in my own opinion, the beginning is weak.
2. Always proof read your write ups, even if you have posted nairaland gives us the opportunity to modify our posts.
For a professional writer your literary skill has to be close to top notch atleast, please work on that.
3. Avoid using paragraphs often (English people would explain this better).

All in all, you're doing great. All the best

Bluezy13:
Just first paragraph only.

(1) The introductory question is not suspensive and strong enough. Such introduction is common or better off in copywriting. Should start with stuff like;
"Imagine a man with bullet scares more than..."
Or
"There he is... Sitting (or curled up) at the corner of the corridor, buried in his own agony; a man with bullet scares more than..."

(2) You started interrogatively, but there are no question marks.
(3) The sentences are a mixture of present and past tense with no uniformity.
(4) The following clause can replace the third and fourth clauses:
"whose pain has transcended the physical body, meandered its way into the waiting arms of his emotions... thereby giving birth to a worthless and irredeemable life (or so he thought); a grotesque of himself."

Noticed how I augmented both with a description, right ? Such introduction will not only give readers the desire to find out more, but will also instigate an aura of sympathy for the poor man.

Anyways,
Don't mind me, I am just passing by.

HRHQueenPhil:

It's not original
I wish u can get a style that witout writing your name, someone will know it's u

Ebubu3:
Cool

Hollywood-esque

Tonero5200:
I gave her my word to be my girlfriend last month, she ignored me like a kid.. and told me she give me a reply the next day till now... she deviate from issue everytime I bring it up..so I stopped chatting with her... surprisingly last week Friday... she chatted me up as early as 6am with hi... and respond hello... then asked me about my night... which I said was cool...I later brought up the issue of my proposal...all she said was okay.. and we stopped chatting..

The thing is I really liked this girl and I felt it's my turn to chat her up this time.. around...or I should ignore... and she might come around the second time?

Which might not happen soon.... many months..lol..


Have been waiting for her message since last week... she didn't chat me again..I didn't chat her.... but I'm so tempted right now ...I need someone to call my own badly... but one mind is telling me to keep on ignoring... just to retain my self respect
I hate being a pest or like them other guys ... disturbing a lady dm...but still...I felt maybe I should break the ice one more time.?


What you think?

perfectsusanoo:
Baba de run mouth anyhow. Hoping 4 1N to a dollar is like hoping 4 a female presido. Both possible but extremely unlikely.

Nukilia:
Ritualists don land America

RedChiefPriest:
First of all,just know this life is like a potato and a big mystery.
Life works out for people differently and nobody can tell you why cause it's a mystery.

Someone will do good and will reap bad,
Someone will do bad and reap good,
Someone will do good and reap good,
Someone will do bad and reap bad,

Someone can be a cultist for a long period of time,killing and causing mayhems then repent and still have a good life to some extent
And someone can join the same cult and die before he /she sabi even shake.
So I'm trying to let you know life works out differently.

Someone will do it once and it will work out
Someone will do it many times before it will works out
And Someone will do it and it won't work out at all.
Na life jare.

lagbaja:
We are gifted unequally and our abilities alos differs. However, you can straighten your learning curve faster if you learn from the experience of others who have succesfully done what you want to do, that way, you will reduce the amount of mistakes you make.

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