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Romance / Re: See What This Prostitute Did After Finding No Customer. by ifoundmyperfect: 11:11pm On Jun 19, 2015
misssclassy:


I prefer to take full profit from the result of my ideas.

Like I stated earlier, I am a lone wolf, I don't need your sponsorship. And even if I needed anyone's help, I know how to go about it.

Gdluck!
Romance / Re: See What This Prostitute Did After Finding No Customer. by ifoundmyperfect: 10:38pm On Jun 19, 2015
misssclassy:


Sorry but I don't do "Partnership". I am a lone wolf, I walk alone. tongue

Don't worry, when my idea materializes, you would hear about it. tongue

How about sponsorship... I can be quite munificent
cheesy cheesy
Or your ideas are still undergoing incubation period...
Romance / Re: See What This Prostitute Did After Finding No Customer. by ifoundmyperfect: 10:31pm On Jun 19, 2015
misssclassy:


If I tell you, it wouldn't be my idea again, would it.
For all I know you could use it first and then the world will acknowledge you for what was someone else's
idea.

We would be repeating what Mark Zukerberg did to the Winklevoss twins.


Naaaaaa... I'm not a scavenger for outside d box thoughts... Neither do I use nor recycle... If your idea is a extraordinary as you have advertised, I'd rather seek partnership... So let's hear one.. whaya say? tongue
Romance / Re: See What This Prostitute Did After Finding No Customer. by ifoundmyperfect: 10:18pm On Jun 19, 2015
misssclassy:


As a matter of fact I am. The thing is everyone has a part to play in maintaining the balance of nature. Whether the part to play is positive or negative.

In case you don't know, I fall under the class of world changers. You see, people like me are needed because we are different. We think out of the box and our ideas and imaginations change the world and influence it in diverse positive ways tongue tongue

World changers? I'm thrilled!
You've succeeded in changing my interest on our earlier convo... I'm more fascinated n curious to know a few out of d box thinking, ideas & imaginations dat has changed/influence d world in diverse +ve ways... tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: See What This Prostitute Did After Finding No Customer. by ifoundmyperfect: 9:58pm On Jun 19, 2015
misssclassy:

Yes there would grin
But I am not tongue
Then you're missing out from the aforementioned balance world...
Romance / Re: See What This Prostitute Did After Finding No Customer. by ifoundmyperfect: 9:53pm On Jun 19, 2015
misssclassy:


Please don't give me that saint approach issh.

At the end of the day its still guys like you that will go at night to patronize them.

The world needs balance. It's what keeps it going.
There will always be _prostitutes the same way there will always be doctors, policemen and thieves.

...And there'll always be advocates for prostitutez
Celebrities / Re: [PHOTOS] African China Wants You To See His Massive TV Set by ifoundmyperfect: 8:43am On Jun 17, 2015
That is one heck of a CHINA TV... grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by ifoundmyperfect: 4:35pm On Jun 16, 2015
After treatment, he sld go and serve his life imprisonment jail term...
Politics / Re: Unemployed, Poor Nigerians To Get N5000 Monthly – FG by ifoundmyperfect: 9:26pm On Jun 14, 2015
barry40:
It is a good policy but I don't know how feasible it is when the number of unemployed is more than the employed. Some parastatals are owing their staff. Government complains on spending too much on re-recurrent expenditure. I can't actually match these.
Let's assume we have 20 million unemployed. Paying N5,000 to each person translates to N100bn every month and N1.2 trillion per annum.
Statisticians can help me out on the figures and compare it to the National Budget.
Instead, I believe this money can be invested on developmental project.

God bless you for your copntribution.
Coz left to me, its madness!!!
Creating an avenue for more corruption..
And putting the nation in more advanced debt...
I totally agree with you on developmental projects...
Prior to dat, dey sld FIX d state!

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Just Launched An Exclusive Barbing Saloon In Ebonyi State. by ifoundmyperfect: 9:11pm On Jun 14, 2015
ginawest:
anhan...op,c d wooden salon sef... maybe a fan jes used his name to attract customers

Maybe? Don't tell me u had an atom of beliv for dis crap...
It is as you have stated; 'a fan jes used his name to attract customers'
Romance / Re: Your Crush And Why You Like Him/her by ifoundmyperfect: 10:48pm On Jun 12, 2015
Last time I did crushes couple of years ago, I got crushed by my crush... undecided
Now I've got my crush potential redirected to much much greater success... Won't stop till I've got her... grin

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Crime / Re: 14 Year Old UK Student Stabs Nigerian Teacher, Arrested by ifoundmyperfect: 3:16pm On Jun 12, 2015
Thank God it wasn't the other way around...

Tired of seeing Nigeria making headline from a negative view...

Sad though...!

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Crime / Re: Destroy Recharge Cards After Use.. by ifoundmyperfect: 12:34pm On Jun 12, 2015
That's not enough evidence to prosecute anyone in a sane judiciary system... undecided undecided

I see chicken feather for my backyard in lekki, person wey defeather and chop the chicken dey for mushin... tongue tongue tongue
Education / Re: 15 Good Universities In Nigeria You Can Study Geology/geophysic Without Regret. by ifoundmyperfect: 8:48pm On Jun 09, 2015
Nice one....

#TeamGeology

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido Ft. Meekmills- Fans Mi (official Video) by ifoundmyperfect: 3:26pm On Jun 09, 2015
Merlissa:
Good Job


Accent Wise: Awesome... Love the Yoruba intonation


Video is just so wrong... They are encouraging the use of drugs...



TO ALL DAVIDO WANNABE AND MEEK MILL WANNA BE




PLS SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!!!!!

Did you see the video to end?
Dat wasn't drug, but yam flour... Lol grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: I Go Dye's Vs Mercy Aigbe's Vs Mike Ezuruonye's Sons:Who Is Most Handsome?(Pics by ifoundmyperfect: 9:59pm On Jun 08, 2015
I go dye son's swag na die! grin

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Phones / Re: JUMIA vs Konga: KONGA Will Always Be Smarter. by ifoundmyperfect: 9:41pm On Jun 07, 2015
Lagusta:


And they really need to improve....

Their recent app sale promo was also a hogwash!!!

I'm a konga fan, but we really have to call a spade what it is.....

Konga needs to buckle up, while jumia needs to close shop!!!!

Try getting a defective item from konga and attempt a process of an exchange, I'm sure u'd have a second opinion.... Konga Has No Buyer's Protection Policy Unlike Jumia! It took them 2months to return a defective phone I order from them. I got lucky after attacking them on twitter and threatening them with lawsuit....

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Fall Asleep After Sex. by ifoundmyperfect: 1:08am On Jun 07, 2015
Fallacy...
Romance / Re: *606# Ruined My Relationship by ifoundmyperfect: 1:05am On Jun 07, 2015
One Question?
Where you for meet dis kain person?

For you to have considered being in a relationship with her, its mean shez you spec and meets your minimum desired requirements to get it u both started on a relationship platform. This also brings me to ask one more question; why couldn't jst send her d damn card, do a transfer or tell her you are outta cash...??
Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Punished Me, He Never Recognised Me - Timaya by ifoundmyperfect: 7:01pm On Jun 06, 2015
Story of my life... Reminds me of me...

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Education / Re: Dead Students Write Exams in Oko Poly by ifoundmyperfect: 11:39am On Jun 06, 2015
Strange things abound...
Romance / Re: Guys, Will You Still Continue The Marriage After You Discover She Did This? by ifoundmyperfect: 10:06pm On Jun 05, 2015
prettythicksme:
Here to read comments ungrateful guys cheesy

"Ungrateful Guys"
Like seriously?
Romance / Re: Guys, Will You Still Continue The Marriage After You Discover She Did This? by ifoundmyperfect: 10:01pm On Jun 05, 2015
MrAkias:
HER VIRGINITY
You met and dated a girl when you
were in the University, she was a
virgin when you met her, and you
both agreed not to have sex until
your wedding night. The two of u became graduates but were jobless
for 4yrs. However, after many years of
suffering, she later secured a job for
you
in one Big Company where you were
paid close to N900,000 per month. Things were now going well with you
n you finally proposed marriage to
her, she accepted but after a few
sec, tears began rolling down her
cheeks. You asked her what the
problem was and what you heard was...
"I AM SORRY LOVE, M NO LONGER A
VIRGIN, I GAVE MY VIRGINITY TO
YOUR BOSS BEFORE HE ACCEPTED
TO
EMPLOY YOU IN THE COMPANY. THAT'S THE ONLY CONDITION HE
GAVE ME IF YOU MUST BE EMPLOYED
OR YOU WOULD CONTINUE TO
REMAIN JOBLESS"
Hmmm.!
Assuming you were the guy, would you still go ahead with the
wedding.?
And as a lady, can u do such for your
love.?
LETS HEAR UR OPINION..........

mykindofperfect isn't that silly. If ever I landed with such lady, her entity, virginity and her virginity acquired job can kiss deir ass gudbye...
Romance / Re: PHOTO: Go Girl! Go Girl!! Go Girl!!! by ifoundmyperfect: 4:00pm On Jun 05, 2015
This is silly... undecided undecided undecided
Phones / Re: Music Video Shot By A Nairalander Using A Samsung Galaxy S4 Phone by ifoundmyperfect: 9:17pm On Jun 04, 2015
Nice work... But what thrilled me the most is personality Andy Blaze... Thought IT was just a fictitious hilariously insane character created by seun and his Co administrators... Nice one once again.... Though it could be berra..
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian NFL Star Osi Umenyiora Weds Miss Universe 2011 - Lelie Lopes by ifoundmyperfect: 7:36am On Jun 03, 2015
This nigur was in the news few days ago for infidelity....

https://www.nairaland.com/2348863/newly-married-osi-umenyioras-side/
Crime / Re: Graphic Pics From Armed Robbery Incident In Port Harcourt Yesterday by ifoundmyperfect: 9:33am On Jun 02, 2015
Person Papa... embarassed embarassed embarassed
May His Soul Rest In Perfect Peace...

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Health / Re: Guys, Here Are 6 Sure Natural Ways To Get Pink And Seductive Lips by ifoundmyperfect: 9:27pm On Jun 01, 2015
MrsChima:


Was I supposed to care?

Back wen I still went by the moniker uniqueval 2 years ago, you had a pretty different personality... So wot caused d change...?
Health / Re: Guys, Here Are 6 Sure Natural Ways To Get Pink And Seductive Lips by ifoundmyperfect: 1:19pm On Jun 01, 2015
just take knife and cut the first layer... whola! you got yourself a RED lips... works like magic...

Mrschima, its wot i did... didn't need to apply gloss grin grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Newly Married Osi Umenyiora's Side Chick Exposes Him On Instagram by ifoundmyperfect: 10:35pm On May 31, 2015
This Nigur Just Got Served!
Romance / Re: I Love Her But I Cant Tell Her Due To Monetary Issues. by ifoundmyperfect: 8:36pm On May 30, 2015
Tell her all about it when you're established. Relationships are more costly than running 24hrs gen in d midst of fuel scarcity these days...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Raging Battle Between Schlumberger And Geoservices by ifoundmyperfect: 7:40pm On May 30, 2015
This news isn't coming as a surprise to me. SLB has a notorious reputation of laying off workers for no plausible reason. Dem too like Ojoro and Wururu. I don't think I'd like to be enslaved by dem by taking up an appointment with dem. Geo-ervices guys sld start scouting for other jobs. They are all as good as gone...

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