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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I'm 46yrs And Desperately Need A 35-38yrs Woman To Settle Down by ifunayam(f): 12:21pm On Aug 09, 2010
if she is busty i will cherish her more to settle down imediately
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy look @ that! poster were you denied b.r.e.a.s.t milk @ birth?
RomanceRe: Leave Me, I Am Not In The Mood ! by ifunayam(f): 1:22pm On Aug 05, 2010
Akin,
what i have 2 say to you is, dialogue with your better half, listen 2 her complaints, worries, problems, pains, (if any) then affirm your love for her. also tell her, that you are not happy with the way you guys sex life is going(not in harsh, angry tone). let her know that she would be pushing you 2 look else where if such continues. you will see, she'll do your bidding.
Good Luck Bro,
RomanceRe: Leave Me, I Am Not In The Mood ! by ifunayam(f): 1:10pm On Aug 05, 2010
@poster
           I will advise you to go hospital and do DNA test,in order to find out whether you are the real father of the 3 kids. Whether she is been playing you lond time ago.You don't need to let her know about the DNA test,just take your kids to hospital for DNA test. I doubt you are the owner but DO IT THE DNA TEST OOOOOOOO .

      Moreover,You can also pay someone(whom you trust) to be watching her movement without known to her so you can find out if she is doing this sexy thing out there.
oladayo this is outrageous! common be reasonable! how could you even think up this rubbish you spewed here? angry
RomanceRe: Leave Me, I Am Not In The Mood ! by ifunayam(f): 1:04pm On Aug 05, 2010
MOBO444, you sound like a fool!
Marriage is more than just sex. REAL MEN handle their business and dont run away like spoilt children to get what they want. I wasnt talking about nigerian specifically i was talking about marriage in general and women in general//doesnt matter where they are from.
A real man could handle his wife without using her as an excuse to cheat.
The phase i was referring to is after 6 years they may be settled into the unexcitment of everyday. He wanted a womans percpective and he got it. So pull your silly head in, you obviously have no clue about women.
Tink_sh, thanks so very much for a job well done!
FamilyRe: T by ifunayam(f): 3:34pm On Aug 03, 2010
Nini, you just shot yourself in the foot! your story lacks credibility. look, the truth must prevail no matter what.  say the truth at all times and be consistent as well, even if you don't get immediate appreciation/assistance in kind/cash, you would have succeeded in portraying yourself in good light. when 2moro comes, that truth you told is what speaks for you. Good Luck!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Am Looking For A Decent Hausa Girl by ifunayam(f): 4:40pm On Aug 02, 2010
I want only One Volva, 8 goat, 4 Donkey, 6 Camel, 1 Spining Chair, 2 puppy, 28 yams, 1 Parrot Bird, 3 shoe and only 2 Lorrys
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FamilyRe: Coming 4rm Abroad 4 My Wedding With #2 Million, Is That Enough? by ifunayam(f): 11:15am On Jul 20, 2010
Thanks jare my dear. Met the lucky girl after that topic o. Just proposed to her this month. You know what, I don't have to wait for years to get to know her better, I think I did already! A graduate, nice job and comes from a good family. Very sociable and well spoken of. She's humble too and don't need my money to make her feel better.

Awwwww so sweet, glad to know that your efforts on here in that regard were worth the while. smart move bro! you really dont have to wait 4 eternity 2 study one. considering all u said about my sister from another mother i should say you are one lucky brother. congrats once again! your marriage shall be a blessing, you will see your children's children. IJN AMEN. smiley smiley
FamilyRe: Faithful To My Wife But (a Girl) Fell In Luv wth me Our First Interaction. by ifunayam(f): 1:01pm On Jul 19, 2010
is this poster one of the lunatics ohsisi said we have running around this forum  
hmmmm Aunty Jenny akwa ibiala ozo?  grin grin grin

I hope she does not sustain much injuries   if so take her and to an hospiru and continued to be faithful to your wife.   cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

EkeLucky, be true to yourself.  dont put yourself in compromising situations. the same way you had the conversation that ignited the fire in her, go back and have another one to put out that fire before e burn person oh. you can do it. be bold. tell her you are happily married and not in a hurry to end such bliss. tell her she deserves someone better than you and not waste her time on you. go on and do that already. good luck!
FamilyRe: I Want To Name My Next Child "fabregas"! Please, What's Your Honest Opinion? by ifunayam(f): 12:38pm On Jul 19, 2010
Osimaco, how about sagerbaf? hot enough  huh well thats your fabregas spelt backwards,  grin grin
my friend, biko name that child nice nigerian name jorr wetin make u like foreign name sef?
u nor know say naija names are the sweetest, check out; nifemi, laide, kamsi, nonyelim, ochuko, tegha, taire
d list is endless bro.
FamilyRe: True Life Story by ifunayam(f): 12:26pm On Jul 19, 2010
@ topic, am speechless! cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
FamilyRe: My Husband Impregnated Two Women And Fled To Spain by ifunayam(f): 11:34am On Jul 19, 2010
@ topic, is this for real or a JOKEhuh shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: Coming 4rm Abroad 4 My Wedding With #2 Million, Is That Enough? by ifunayam(f): 11:19am On Jul 19, 2010
Congrats on your up-coming wedding Mr. BEE444,

Yep 2million naira should be enough, try and make it moderate and simple.  Remember a successful marriage is not based on how much money that was spent on wedding.  Be prudent, save the rest for your new home.

Just curious was it through your other thread on; I'm Coming Back To Nigeria Soon, Need A Decent Girl To Marry! Hook Me Up Pls! May 03, 2010, 03:34 AM » that you found her?
FamilyRe: Baby Sienna's First Birthday Party! by ifunayam(f): 10:02am On Jul 19, 2010
Awwww! where do I start from. I want to say i am really overwhelmed, excited and so so happy to know that we have such great lovers of my family here on nairaland. To everyone who posted on this thread a very big thank you. When my sweetheart told me while still at the hospital of the posts my eyes was filled with tears of joy cos of the fact that people I don't really know said and wished us well one way or the other. I pray that God in His infinite mercies would grant you all your heart desires, He would not withhold any good thing from everyone here and He would also take each and everyone of you to greater heights. As you have posted to share in our joy so shall it be that things of joy would not depart from your families in Jesus name. As many that are single that wants to get married God would bring your ideal husband or wife and as many that are looking unto God for a miracle like ours God would give you your heart desires too. As many that are into businesses God increase your business daily and it would be announced to the whole world.

I am doing fine and baby Sienna is too. Such a cute little darling isn't she? I can't stop staring at her every minute cos its so unbelievable that she is ours.

My first baby is doing great you all know who that is he is my one and only true love. Don't know what I would do without him. Siena I love you as each day passes by and with our love we would also love our little Sienna too. Thanks for making me a proud mum. I love you Siena.

God bless everyone and thank you once again.



Mrs. Siena, this is so touchy, kiss kissyou are truly a sweet person and your baby is blessed having a mother like you
thanx for all the best wishes, congrats once again!
FamilyRe: Baby Sienna's First Birthday Party! by ifunayam(f): 4:32pm On Jul 15, 2010
Congrats Mr. & Mrs Siena,
am so happy for you lovely couple
and say welcome 2 the world to Rukevwe for me.
This is really nice!  kiss kiss
CareerRe: I got better job through nairaland by ifunayam(f): 2:39pm On Jul 07, 2010
Congrats Cleversecj, its good to read this.
i thank God on your behalf and thanks to all nairalanders
who have been helpful in this regard, may you all lights never dim (Iseeoooh).

Take care and all the best!
IFU
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by ifunayam(f): 1:25pm On Jun 22, 2010
ABIOP, you are welcome.

Its natural to feel the way you do. But draw strength and take consolation
in the fact that testimonies abound of the unimaginable things that God has done,
and is still doing. That you have not found what you seek, doesnt mean God has
stopped being God.

Cheer up brother, it shall be well.
The storm wld soon be over.

EJADAMEN, welcome dear sis. and pls continue in your strength.
You shall find that which you seek in due season, never give up.
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by ifunayam(f): 6:38pm On Jun 21, 2010
Been following this thread from a distance and must tell, ve learnt a lot on here.
Thank you all.

EJADAMEN, ABIOP, ALADUNNI, and all the other lovely people who are TTC
i wish to say to you all, that GOD will defintely answer YOU.

Congratulations!!!
Nairaland GeneralModerators, What Is The Aim Behind This Pls? by ifunayam(op):
Good day panel of judges, moderators, accurate time-keepers, co-debaters, etc. etc. etc
well let me go straight to the point.

I have noticed that certain words are being replaced with others on here, what could be the reason for this development as it wasnt so earlier, i mean 2 years or more ago.

i just went through some of my posts on here, only to find that they have been edited to a point of misplacing the message therein conveyed.

For instance in a post where i sought info on how to tackle a certain health problem, i found that the word 'kneeple' was changed to 'unmentionable' cheesy cheesy LOLROTF and 'Secs' became intimacy, LOL grin grin and yet another 'raipe' was turned to 'despoil' orishirishi shocked.

i wonder how, first-timers to this LAND are expected to fully grasp the meaning of these new words and understand them in the context of messages being conveyed, seeing as first-timers arent used to nairaland's kind of words.

Just wondering sha, no offence meant anyways, but i think you guys shd see where am heading.
Thanks.
RomanceRe: Can I Ever Find True Love? I'm So Depressed Now. by ifunayam(f): 5:29pm On Mar 03, 2010
Dear EASY,
I feel so sad reading this story, but the only thing you have to do is,don't be hard
on yourself, don't blame yourself, dont be bitter, its hard to be happy but try
to take one day @ a time, b4 long u'll heal and pls whatever you do, dont treat
women badly, as for the in-grate, she'll reap what she sowed, my prayer in situations like
this, the guy she left you for will throw her out sooner than anyone can think of, and her
pains wld be worse than what you are going through.

It is well Brother, cheer up! NKIRUKA.(meaning, what's ahead is greater than what's past)

And to your question, i will say, YES you can find true love again!
RomanceRe: Skirt Girls Vs Trouser Girls,guys Which One Do You Prefer? by ifunayam(f): 1:46pm On Jan 14, 2010
@ poster,
So shallow.
LiteratureRe: A Letter To Imam Farouk (laugh N Forget your Sorrow) by ifunayam(f): 3:47pm On Jan 13, 2010
Well done! Funmilola, you are da bomb!
RomanceRe: She Is Too Beautiful For My Comfort! by ifunayam(f): 3:30pm On Nov 25, 2009
kufreabasi
Thank God your prayer have been answered.
my advice to you is find cardboard paper and inscribe on it boldly 'PLEASE LEAVE HER, SHE IS ENGAGE'.Then paste at forehead and at the her back.
Then you are free to go out with her anytime.


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RomanceRe: I Am Afraid Of Being 30 And Still Unmarried by ifunayam(f): 2:06pm On Nov 25, 2009
newdeal
@Poster,
Just be yourself, don't let thoughts of marriage cloud other aspects of your life, think beyond marriage and live life to the full, above all, have enough love within to share, your man will find you.
If you are desperate, you make yourself prone to mistakes in relationship. My fiance just turned 30 recently and that does not affect my love one bit. I see her as a little baby to be nurtured and taken care of!

 
awwwwwwwww,  Newdeal, thats so sweet!  kiss kiss kiss we need more of your type. kudos man!
RomanceRe: Is it adviceable for a man to stop his wife from going throgh his mobile phone by ifunayam(f): 4:57pm On Nov 17, 2009
oYaTo
@OP   get d Bleep out of here  angry  
   cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy  Bros, abeg take am easy.

@OP,  What more can i say, nairalanders have said it ALL, but i'll leave you with this. Repent and never go back. Goodluck! You'll need it.
RomanceRe: Am Being Suspected By My Boss Why? by ifunayam(f): 4:34pm On Nov 17, 2009
Raymond, Why wont he suspect you? if na you nko?

solution:
what you shd do is STOP CONSOLING HER, LET HER HUSBAND DO THAT. When she enquires why you stopped, tell her you think its wrong for you to come between man & wife, cos na you dem go take settle one day when you get fired 4 her sake. Take care and stay out of trouble.  smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Help Me Out People Of Nairaland by ifunayam(f): 4:19pm On Nov 17, 2009
@ topic

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This poster na waahhh 4 you oh,
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TV/MoviesRe: The Dakore Show: By Dakore Egbuson by ifunayam(f): 10:18am On Nov 17, 2009
amaka  angry angry i dont give a damn about you, cos u mean nothing 2 me.
you got messy in my business b4, i asked u 2 correct urself but u declined,
from now on where ever u see IFUNAYAM on a thread/post don't, i mean DON'T
comment/respond to me directly/indirectly and you'll be FINE.

as per this,
and you need a di.ck shoved down your throat and an ass-whoopin.

Nairaland knows you have been over-fed yet you long 4 more, you deserve loads of that. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: The Dakore Show: By Dakore Egbuson by ifunayam(f): 10:01am On Nov 17, 2009
Pharaoh, yesssooo she has 2 accept 1st b4 she gets help, but then who cares, certainly not me!
my take is she shd avoid me n my posts, cos once-upon-a-time, she offended me and i kept my cool
she wld not get that lucky again.   kiss kiss kiss grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: The Dakore Show: By Dakore Egbuson by ifunayam(f): 2:24pm On Nov 16, 2009
@ topic,
Dakore, all the best to you girl, am waiting 4 ur show. kiss kiss

@Pharoah and BJMighty,
thanx guys, you both couldnt have said it better!  grin grin kiss kiss
the-amaka keeps running her filthy fingers/mouth on here 247, without thinking 1st.
Fact is, she reeks of poor up-bringing and needs rehabilitation.
RomanceRe: Worried Man by ifunayam(f): 4:48pm On Nov 04, 2009
So she is good enough to wear out and babymaking but not wifey enough? Why did you go between her thighs without "getting to know her ist?

My thoughts exactly!

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