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@ Sosereal and Fairgodwin,
She is indeed the same person, saw her myself on TV sunday, mid-morning as she was having her hair cut
and i wondered how she could look that bad, make-up and fake hair sure covers a lot of stuffs.

"Anybody can do it but i think d person should be at least a man"

And At MOST a woman. lols

Right step in the right direction, more grease Mikel...

Oh No! this just isnt right!

this is bull cost most people after this list will always get people they did not bargain for. love is unpredictable, oblivious to your feelings. you just know you love him or her when you always think or drool about the one. come back here later and you'll be surprised he didn't make up to 20% of that list and still feel so happy. that's just my 2 cents

@ Joeydozzy, so very true.

I could be a sexless Gallifreyian for all you know. You could be right you know, forgive my ignorance jor

And he must be a nerd! Sorry, but your handle says you're male.

hmmmmm..Top priorities... this list is long sha..
well,compartibility in terms of character,outlook to life,
zeal to make something out of whatever life throws one's way.
Most of all, know that there is GOD and fear Him.

sorry, it's amazer2k@yahoo.co.uk

@Fhemmy Season's Compliments,
Pls send me pictures and prices as well as length, am in Asaba.
amazer2k@yaho.co.uk

Odunnu, Annawhite, and other sisters,

pls you gals don't waste your energy on diamond-digging/thiefing gigolo ikeddon (a.k.a jesusloveu). for your information that thing is a slave-gigolo to a japanese nurse in thailand under whose captivity he has been since 'sliced bread' and still has the guts to come here and spew rubbish about Nigerian women.

Sadists' cork-mr/bottle cover, mobo444goat, and that prisoner to japanese pussy ewu ikeddon/jesusloveu may thunder storm strike your mouths to pieces the next time you bash any Nigerian woman again!!!

eh yah, na somebody's mama una dey coss like dis, aunty Dorathy sorry, oh.

Boys and Gals dey vex for una (govt and 'so called' leaders) you guys should up your act

9ja for eva!!!

Good day Yemmight,

Thanks for the good work, more grease to your elbows. Please check your email, i've just sent you a mail.

collective committment by both parties involved by way of constant communication, and occassional visits.

I have a Yoruba lady i'm currently dating. But the problem is, each time i introduce her to people as my future wife, they sigh when they get to know she is Yoruba. This makes me very uncomfortable. Is there anything I need to know about marrying a Yoruba lady that I don't know?

Poster, ask them na, they should know better after all, they are the ones sighing and not nairalanders, abii?

i think if you're serious you wld hold on to them immediately they sigh and never let go, until they give you an answer. Shikena!

@ Kokoye
my thoughts exactly.

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Congrats Dibolic! i must say you are a REAL MAN, i wish you and your best-half (my 9ja sister) a blissful, fruitful and long married life. all your haters must remain down at your feet because that's where they belong. Carry go our in-law, nothing dey happen. Am indeed truly happy for you and wifey.

So sad, the truth is been withheld this confession is FAKE,
GOD pls let justice prevail in this matter.

I need a sexy girl to join the team on ground to manage my cybercafe in lagos (Ikeja environs) must be willing to work late WITH ME . no offence pls.

Why should a cafe staff be sexy and willing to work late with you? you did not mention computer literacy, appreciable knowlegde of the internet, and others which are needed in this venture. You better come out with the truth. 
You want a s3x toy right? its a pity!!!

Aishatu, may God Almighty keep and prosper you for this good work. Amen. 
@ All who have indicated their interest to be part of this good work, Ya diri unu mma ooh. ISE oohh

Serves him right!!!@ topic

Hi Kabukabu, pls kindly take down that ''black-guy-missing-teeth'' pic it gives me the creeps, not pleasant at all.
Biko, e'jo, la'ho, i beg!

I feel like calling it off, I cannot live the rest of my life with someone who wld be a constant reminder of my weight issues.
I have not picked his calls since Sunday because I feel so depressed. I have lost all my confidence and I dont even feel pretty anymore!
Pls advice me on what to do.

Eh yah, sowwii, Fantababy don't mind him, pls stop crying, oK. he'll come back 2 his normal self afterall you didnt put a gun to his head b4 he proposed to you. he's just being silly, seeing as you are working on your weight issues is a welcome development that should'nt raise any cause 4 alarm. but not 2 worry girl friend you guys will be fine, okay? now put that smile back on

next week? are u kidding me? what if the man decides to get another woman pregnant within the week?

Jenny, na wa to you ohhhh! 

Congrats poster, have a beautiful pregnancy and safe child delivery

Gogomannie, sorry, but you guys are re-locating to nigeria in a few months from now, how come you want to import an househelp? i think you should make do with whatever help you get over there and then get an househelp when you arrive Nigeria. Cheers!

the news is fake, just stay glued to this thread, and be sure to get the right info first from this thread. cheers!

Ok Richiez, thanks. God Bless!

K, Nairaland is run by some very unromantic people and they have chosen to replace cencored words

s3ex is intimacy (which i love so much cuz now to get down with nlander no hard. Just tell her u wonno get intimate)

orgazim is heavenly feeling (which i also love for the same reason, . . . baby let me take you to the clouds and give you some heavenly feeling) r8pe is despoil. your kini is manliness (terrible). her kini is womanliness

There are others but I cant recall 'em

LOL DualCore, did you forget ''unmentionables''?

Danor, did you say interesting? i think they are fantastic! thought i was the only one who got lost with these words. Now Danor, 'unmentionables' = b.o.o.b.y