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With 100 naira i can eat the followings:
Roasted/boiled Maize 2 cobs =50 naira
Coconut/Plums 2 pcs =20 naira
orange/water melon  =20 naira
sachet water =10 naira

dats just fine n nutritious too.

Nwabueze,

How recognised is this academy, i mean is their Diploma certificate good enough for the labour market?
pls i need to know cos its not fair spending money and time on a certificate that may not bring food 2 the table,
am serious pls and also what's the total fees for the diploma programme in marine transport and business studies?

Thanx.
IFU

bcuz my village ppl don give me deadline for marriage, otherwise dem go send me woman from village and i dey fear, she fit bi momi-water
ewuooooo natoday?  u no go fit kill me oo abeg 

desperation or stupidity
I've even heard of women that gave the man money for their own engagement ring
and that man will open his mouth one day and shout that he's the head of the house when he should be pounding foo foo in the backyard [color=#006600][/color]hmmmnn OSiiiiii,  odi egwu ooo!

@ Van
i dont blame him ooh. just reminding him of good old KARMA!
(have we met b4?) i dont think so.


ChuckBa$$
At the rate you are going, you go wound oh! be careful with this female-hating! so you dont ruin yourself, as you never know what awaits you out there. peace!

@ poster,

pe'le' oo, i hope you wld send ur sisters, female cousins, wife, daughters if any to another planet after you carry your plans through else karma go catch you oh!

welcome xzile, am a holla soon.

@ topic
No thanks, if i was the guy no no no! or even the babe definite NO! if i loved my spouse-to-be enough to agree to marriage then why fall to such avoidable error?

Van welcom to asaba good to have you here.

barry welcome aboard nice to have you here, am at nnebisi wld give you a call soon.

VAN, no thanks i dont want 2 run, save it 4 a runner.

yme, am not kidding go over to Joke section n play okay.

pureminded SHUT UP! and use your head always.

:d :d :d :d omg!

anyway, jare my fellow Asaba LANDERS' welcome aboard in advance

yme n patwizard do u 2 get paid 4 being nuisances? if not y work so hard at it?

@pureminded n co. am not the one who seeks help. its a dear friend of mine, reason why i bother so much. n stop making unpleasant remarks pls. if u cant give meaningful talk on this just keep quiet, is that clear? besides if nature decides to adorn you with hair in the most unwanted areas of your body there's little or nothing u can do about it. so stop being childish and know that what ever life/nature gives you, u cant change completely.

Am female resident in Asaba. where are other nairaland members residing in ASB CITY.
you are all welcome !

@ sissy
ok sister, thanks.

@pureminded
wots thats pls?(won tan e)

it does work, it seems i need one 2

@ staglo, thanks so much.

Thanx all for your dissing,
But special thanks to you Sissy. No periods are very regular,
we are in nigeria, and is it okay for her to use hair removal creams
what brand is the safest to use seeing as its a sensitive area.

Thanks again sister.

fellow nairalanders, pls i need your opinion on what to do to stop hair gowing on my girlfriend's breast.
its usually a few strands around her nipple. sometimes i wonder how she wld breast feed a child
with such hairs on when the time comes. pls help is needed.

God Bless you Mukina, and a happy new year to you.  am currently an undergraduate with appreciable work experience in the admin and secretarial depts also versed in the use of computer.  am looking for employment with my Diploma certificate. preferably in delta or edo states to enable me be close to school (Uniben, Benin city).  please am looking up to you.  thanks. you can reach me on email- amazer2k@yahoo.co.uk or 080 35 46 25 23. and u dont hav 2 do the callin muki, just sms me 2 call you pls. thanks again.

Amakaone, thanks for ur helpful recipes. please i need recipe for EGGROLL.

Jascobee, i should think you are just kidding but in any case your not congratulations on your milestone achievement! don't be confused, better get prepared 4 d tasks ahead. 

To think that the poor girl overseas would be telling peeps she has a fiance or woteva back home not knowing he is a complete B, S, may God help YOU.

@ POSTER

Granted some men can't control their urge, but how can a little girl bear d thought of doing such with her big sister's husband - her inlaw!  shame on both of them.  The woman must not pack, she is still the legal & recognised wifey of d man. thanx 2 God her BABY (IES) is/are on d way now she has more reasons not 2 leave.

just ma sincere opinion.
cheers, IFU

hey friends,

thanx 4 your responses, but i need 2 correct an impression here- am not the one looking to make that decision. was only asking what a man or woman who finds him/her self in such picture could do.  i also noticed responses directed to a 'she' what about the 'he' or are you guys telling me there arnt men who have clocked 40 and still single just because they havent really found the 'one' who had all they sought for in a woman?

c'mon u can do better!

Cheers, IFU

Jeovy,

your friend shouldnt get in a hurry to spoil what he built in 3 years.  if he coped for 3 years,  then he can cope till she leaves school + from your story i gather she is industrious so things would get much better when she's tru with school and faces her job & business squarely. tell your friend 2 b patient and optimistic the storm is almost over. 

cheers,

People, when it seems that time is passing by; as in, one's age is going up, yet no desired

spouse in sight, should one go on and have a child outside wedlock during the long

wait for mr. or miss right? pls send ur sincere opinions. thanx