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ahugazim double and negative ebe a.ura abiala agadi nwanyi.ma bia laba.echi ka nma ma o burukwa nnam ochie.presido ngwa a hapulara m gi ebe a.lekwa ma nkita ma nsi ya,buru rie.mana echefukwala na ube zuru oha onu na anyu oku.

ikomi gini ka your little niece na eme with you at this time.o kwesiri i no na dreamland ugbu a.mana njakiri go back,o bu eziokwu?o dighikwa nma o buru ezi okwu.

umu igbo ,ya gaziere anyi niile.o ga a dirirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrri anyi na nma.
izu uka o huru a ka a buru anyi izu uka nmeri na onu(joy)

why na i ga ekwu uka presido?o buru behind closed doors now i act wa.kwuo uka jare.i ji egwu anwu akamu juru oyi?nwanna kwupu okwu biko.o buru na igbo ekweghi gi i kwo di thing na oyibo.onwere onye i ziri ozi ?nke ahu gbasara gi.mana chereka i si na ukwara di gi?i hope na o bu ghi ukwaranta?heeeehhaaaaaaaaaaaaa.ole ebe i gara were bute di ukwara?o na ohafia owu ka o bu na india?i hope na o bughi imported ukwara sha   na ihi na nke ahu dikwa very very deadly.

pres an ikomi a hula m na anya aju abaila unu abuo.biko unu need ri fried eju with garri washed down with palmmy.ma baa ime ulo ga hazie di thing for una buko.

ikomi na ihuru onye na onye?so agadi gi ahu abiala gi nke na a ga achoro gi enyo anya?nna o biakwala nke ojoo be that.  

presido echekwa m na i gala oru?i ka no nga  eme gini.papa aruru ala.

faketan:
Nnenne omere gi gini. Ikomi onye obula ihur itagide ya (_{what did she do?}

o dikwa m wonderful na anya ma na imi.

kpogide ya na obe kpogide ya na obe,o mere gini eeeeeeeeeeeeeh

reasons first tupu m sa di ajuju thats if it has an osisa too.

na uwa ugbua sometimes onye ajuju na efu uzo.

ole otu iri nwoke oma?

faketan:
Prresido bia lere biko. Nnu agbala oso. hahahahahahaha

ole ebe presido gba aga?nga nnenne no nga? hmmmn o dika i mataghi papa nke oma.o nweghi ebe o ga aga.ma ha forozie nke a m choro i ga india ga import umu nwa from there on special request for papa. biko ujo abiala gi o nweghi ebe pres na aga.


uncle ikomi how far maka party gi o bu?o na galilie ka o bu ebe ka o ga eme happen?i hope na i gahi a cancel d party cos e bidolam shopping for uwem ji abia.

presido1:
ndi aruru ala abia la na abalia. Nna gbaghara ha na ihi na ha amaghi ihe ha na eme.

heheheheee hahahahaaaaaaaaa ochi azu eze egbuolam.

papa di papa.ekelekwam gi.ngwa totue d ngiga.o kwa e zuo ka a ha eri udele,a totue ngiga !,ngwa kwa onye isi anyi ndewoo,i biakwara late obere but anyway gini bu isiokwu anyi tata.hahhahahahahaa papa aruru ala himself ndewo

konji abu onye ebe ?ole onye muru ya?ole ihe jikoro gi na ya?mbannnnnuuuuuuu,konji agahi eme gi rather o nwere ike mee papa na uncle. a biawala m already,ma bia gbatia gi akwara.o nweghi ihe meganu.

papa presido buko ole maka nnenneigbo?nke a o na abutaghi na weekend a,i sure na udo di?anyway a mam na o kara aka,i nweghi ike i kwatu di engine. lol

darfur,darfur hmmmn o pukwana nu na egwu !ole ebe nwoke darfur no?

fesse baby,ekperem wud always go with you.it is well dear.

toshmann ule gi a ga adi nma inula.o di too bad i dee expo na condom buru baa hall

faketan mu am here.ifymgbeniile for faketan !

umu igbo hi again.ekeresimesi oma nu in advance !

@ poster you dont know what you want ?you want to eat your cake and have it and moreover you are not yet ready for marriage.if you are ready for marriage,you should know what you want.  

hmmmmmn

generalizing in action.
and who says that 'oga' is not romantic?

hmmn texazzepete thats really uncalled for.
siena you never dissappointed me.always playing cool

à topic dont ever do blood oath.not good dearie

presido1:
Ify look, le kwa anya ma agwa gi, ikwoo odika okwua ozo na ebea agwam obi ya mee gi something. Onye arura ala chinaeke tiri mbo na otele.

hmmn a kolam n'ubi ndi aruru ala,ha niile a putachara.hahahahaaaa papa presido am sorry buko.a kpogidele m na obe.o kwa ilulu ndi nna nna anyi turu.o bughim bidoro ya,o gahikwa akwusi na onu nke m biko.

igbo bu igbo ya gazie.
@phiniter i siri na gini mere?gaa zuo igbo maka umu azi book 1 by PN OKEKE.hahahahhha

nke onye diri ya oooooooooooooooooo

Dosman:
BUSTA your wahala 3much.
Na simple question den ask u in the first instance.
If u are single maybe u no fine reach be that or u get bad,
Search ursef.

Busta?what has she done?hmmmmmmn

where are the singles here ?all gone for mingling in the weekend.i do hope some status wud change for gud after this weekend. single and mingling hahaaaa it doesnt last for ever.

@ all have fun,your status not withstanding

whatever for?

@all keep searching for your date jare

mba ajuru m aju,a bughi nwata nta inula.a bum nwanyi amusiri ike.mana cherekwa romanus o dibeghi ihe i huru i na akpokasi,i hukwanu something i ga eme nini?i sure na i gahi ekopu final?anyway otele dewe mass,amu buru mass server gini ka akpa amu ga eme?gi kam na aju romeo


umu igbo hi and hello again.

Siena:
Come on sweetie, un-seal those lips!

_{Depends on what?}

depends on the giver and reciever.

dont give a babe that you are just abt to date a flower cos she wud RUN.
you can give your wife a flower(better if its real live ones)
dont give a babe a flower when recharge card is readily available.
dont give a gal that you desperately just WANT for sex flowers.
the list is endless jare  

Jos:there is this yoruba woman at jenta adamu/golf course roundabout,that was the first place i ate amala.omo i no regret am.the woman sure knows what shes doing.
Lagos:akowonjo just beside Legacy high school.that one too dey try.
My aunts prepare it for me Now so i rarely vivist those joints again.
so much for amala Tourism.

IT DEPENDS

oath taking is not a nigerian thing.
it is an evil praticise.
dont do it for any reasons.
its hardly revokable.
its consequences are very grave.
BUT if you go ahead and do it or have done it already,then
I PRAY YOU DONT REGRET IT .

@opoks anyi ga ama sooner or later.opoks biko when did you eat "nni oka na ofe onino" last _{thats if you even know what it is} nwanne di thing na a gum badly and the funniest part of it is that i am begining to believe that the thing is scarce now in onicha.

@malubia am still expecting you to change the direction of your search.onitsha guys are not forthcoming,try neighbouring towns pls.some ppl are seriously waiting to be considered.

@ sauce the popcorn was chopable. _{at least thats all i noticed} lol

@uzor whats up?

@seun 001 dont tell me you got scared?

@all whats gwan?topic conts WHO DO YOU WANT TO DATE ?

romeo:
biko umuazu noo ebe a!! anyi achoghi i di corrupt ugbua

heeheheeeeeee ochi eze egboula m nga m.lekwa uncle  romeo hahahhaaaaaaaa

mbara ha  ndi awo
ijiji ha ndi singing
mbe ha ndi coat
ejule ha ndi nne nwanyi.

hahahahahahhahahaaaaa heheehhehehhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

romeo ha ndi children 

igbo bu igbo ekelekwa m.nke onye na eme ya gisie ike !

ikomi biko ahapulam gi,ngwa kwa leave me.ole otu eligwe di taa anyway?

toshmann,biko i withdraw the statement,i did not miss you.i chowala onye i ga araputa.faketan nu ihe a now gini ka m ga eme?biko am happily married  

presido i joinala ndi nwanyi agafe?twodaful !leekwanu anya,so o buru na nwanyi india abiaghi,i gahi aga?osetiele,am off to india then  

ken,akara,fesse,otele,nnenneigbo,nwando,babbyosisi chanty etc o dila nma already for ndi kwere nu.
uncle romanus na ndi rome,ya gaziere gi.

faketan nke naani mu lekwa appetizer gi       main meal no na uzo !

jenni ndewoo ezi nwada.ya gaziere gi too.

so many singles here.
why are they not hooking up

i know this guys veryu well and can say with due authority that THEY are not in any serious relationship now.they are guys and have fun like every other guy do but they are very sensible and God fearing guys too.so ladies dont fret,paul and peter are very much single and not committed for NOW

i dont have an ex but guess its not possible for me oooooo
how come am an EX-GAL.for the fact that there is an Ex then am off limits for you.NO No NO I cant allow my ex have sex with me.

why not?food is food as long as the place is neat and the food tastes good to my buds why not?

dont generalize dear.niaja gals still sweat it out with guys.the other side of it is that sometimes after sticking with a guy tru thin and thick,when he makes it,he forgets the babe or better still wud want to settle the babe finanacially and marry someone else.so its a two way thing.naija boys and gals are good and bad too.its just about one meeting the right person !