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presido1:
nwanyi di ime si na ihe na eme ya ihere abughi na odi ime ka obu ya gafee ndi mmadu amara ihe omere were di ime.

where is my translator? tugharia nka. nkea ka nga eji amara na amu siri gi ike.

hmmmn a bu m onye nmeri nye onwunwa o bula, i na anu?.ok ihe ilu gi a putara na NTI m bu 'a pregnant woman is not ashamed cos she is pregnant but cos of the fact that if she passes everyone knows what she did before she got pregnant'.ngwa kupuru m aka.presido ma i kwere ma i kweghi a musiri m ike.Gbam !

chanty:
they said if u wash your hand very well u will eat with big man
asi na nwata qwocha aka osolo ogalanya rie nni

ada oma chanty quocha nke gia dikwa beghuge!i biara oyibonize a di igbo.a hotara m gi nke oma mana the real quocha bu nke a KWOCHA.hmmmn kw for kwocha.

umu igbo agbusi gba otele,o muru ako meaning once bitten twice shy.

penfold:
Daaaaaate!!!


OK o!!

yes date !


you wanna join?

seun 001 seun 001 seun 001,be careful ! _moreover


I want to date YOU or perharps,

I want YOU to date ME?

how you see am

@ enenma ok.you have done just that and i guess hes heard you too.the ultimate thing here is fun.so have fun dear !

@Bblack,you better leave.shuo, come to think of it nobody wants to date me here,am i so undatebly

who wants to date me before i make a choice?come out NOW before i call your name.am counting one , two, ready _{am out of here!lol}

circumstances can warrant long courtship.i have seen a couple date for 10 yers and got married still, i have yet seen a couple date for 2 months and get married.it all depends with the daters.what they want,what they dont have,what they are looking for and what they already have.! age,maturity,education and finaces play their own roles too.

dear let the child see the dad.it wont take away your love for the child or the childs love for you either.its his seed and son.the earlier,the better too.

single,mingling,enjoying,happy,happening and one mans world !

wellcome !

presido1:
ndi ocha dere leta si otele na ekwu uka(Mess).
Ify oya translate.

a maghikwa m mgbe m jiri hoo translator mana anyway i wud always try.mana m translatecha nke gi,i ga a translate nke mu.

mess is used to interprete shit for the whitemans shit in shitland in the shitting days.lol

ngwa over yo you presido tugharia ya na igbo.i feel na i di wise abi?

umu igbo ya gazie.

@ presido am not karrid over chief mana NNEM was karrid so e nwere m karrid over obara na my akwara. mana cherekwa pres so na o bu gi an aturi nnenne ke mgbe?eri ehicha onu na asa afo !

@romanus o ka o siri mee.e nweghi m idea.ngwa cool down your miracle no na uzo.onye ndidi na eri azu ukpo.

@fesse,ada oma o ga adicha nma.jehova agahi ekwe ahia rie umu ya.o ga ahoputara anyi nke kacha nma inula.it is well dearest.

@igbo niile,ya gazie !udo for ndi choro udo,ihunaya for ndi choro ihunaya,nsogbu for ndi choro ya too.

faketan nkem,bia anyi si nga puo.mgbe o bula m choro isusu gi onu nga,seun anaghi ekwe,ihe ga aputa a buru naani **,ahuziri m na o ghola jealousy in high places mana cherekwa,ha sim e susula gi onu nga,ha a ga ejidem i susu gi onu na bedroom anyi?mba nu,ike ha e rughi there.ngwa lets go,ga tabie onwe anyi ire.lol

romeo:
ifyyyyyyyyyyyy i followed you to this place!! you are married woman ohhh

come Romanus or whatever your nama is please be careful ooooooo.what do you mean by that?you want to scare away potential buyers dates or what?you sef arent you married?what are you doing here too?

@enenma and chiboyz,its so bad and disgusting!why?whatever for?you both are so very wrong,two wrongs dont make a right,enenmma pls.chibobo haba,you be big boy now.whats up?abeg jare lets have fun and forget the name calling pls

@saucekid andspicekidbidy i can see that its moving fine.more maggi to una recipe oh.i wish you guys the best.

who wants to date me please?am single and mingling

niceuzor:
Bblak - . . . lol _{rolling on the floor} "Crash head" Oh girl u too much

So how far na? we fit run things?

hmmn nice4babes na waoh.if i talk now i go be like say.ok oooo well Bblack me na as you sef see am na him me too see am.anything you decide sha,i de your back!i just pray that nice really find ONE babe that he wud really like and stop changing undies daily,abi nice your english name na chamelon?

Bblack dearie am fine and enjoying my status to the fullest.enough attention and love,all for me.i see say mr follow follow victor don find him levels now ,dem no dey tell person !

@ all enjoy and optimize your status while it lasts.

seun 001 i hate to repeat myself,i want to DATE you.lets leave niceuzor to enjoy his affair with acidrop please.what wud it profit a man,if he spoil another mans show and yet lose his own show?

@victor4u i got no time for you.let me be.over wowo man !abeg carry your june 12 face go siddon somewhere jare.

@niceuzor whats up with you?ever heard from acid since?pls dont mind all these NL tatafos.go to where you belong jare,to acidrop!wishing you guys the best !

@ opokonwa are u not you the guy that started this thread:
'how do you think the marginalization of the naira affect the igbos'?
The fella needs a lobotomy

uncle Romanus you again for this thread?what do you mean by OMATA?we are talking abt the sons and daughters of the soil here and not ndi main market as you think.
oya find your levels now.vamooooooooooooooooooooooooose !

she atleast told you about him before you came on board,so why the beef now?dear me,it depends on what you are looking for from the affair.if its just for fun ,then pls the best friend is handy here,at least to comfort her when you are gone.but if you want her for keeps,then work your way to her heart.that way she would not need her BEST FRIEND any longer.you authomatically becomes her best friend.

but their closeness na waoh.sleeping over at the family house?it looks spooky to me.simply too close for comfort anyway.goodluck !

am out of here ooooo
i have overstayed my wellcome.
babes dey vex these days.
ONLY time wud tell and prove.

@ykb anyway merry doing !merry loving !merry dating !
all in advance !

saucekid enjoy your self jare.its long overdue !
chiboyz merry waiting and hoping_{for busta.}.
i dey see all of una with my special goggles

ok seun 001 i want to DATE you.
guy whats your own sef?lets not unintentionally help break up a happy and promising couple.uzor is not DATING me pls.haba.hes just a friend for crying out loud.
seun,seun,seun how many times i call you?gba enu e dake plsssssssss.lol

aiight

loves in tokyos.
hmmmmmmmmn i wish una all the very best and merry xmass in advance.lol

romeo:
hmmmmmm kedu ihe jikoro mu na presido? hahahaha biko nekwa nu abu m na aji adighi ya , ify kedukwanu? fesse kedu ije? igbo ekene m unu

nna were eyo lezie abu gi anya biko,aji juru there infact on a closer look am tempted to believe no an emergency AKPAKA FOREST. ihe jikoro gi na Presido?mmai ngwo !

fesse baby ya gazie.
umu igbo hi again.

i see sauce.am happy for you oooo.its not easy getting the right seasoning to compliment maggiman.have fun.i just hope she go gree from all her mind.lol

@all whats gud?

victor4u:
Guess av not declared my status yet

alrite - SINGLE, NOT SEARCHING AND SERIOUSLY UNAVAILABLE

buhahahaaaaa.trying to comfort himself?,who cares sef?lol
@Bblack am here o.i was trying to clarify issuses with a babe accusing me somewhere of trying to snacth niceuzor from her. ;Dniceuzor4gals of all people.buhahahaaaaa.whats up with you.i can se some people trying to lick their wounds Bravely_vic!nothing do us !
niceuzor abeg go settls with acidrop fast.make una no put me for una domestic war jare.
whats up everbody?whatever is your status,ENJOY it !

this is getting serious
i can see that even maggi has gotten the right seasoning !
goodluck to all
no lady should cry of heartbreak esp those ppl planning to date KNOWN AND CONFIRMED NL CASSANOVAS eg maggi,nice etc

@ nwando.ikuku oma a butere gi ebe a taa ka ebutekwa gi ozo.nnoooo.
@nnenneigbo ada oma anwuchula.mana nke a Romanus na esoghari gi na azu mgbe o bula biko jisikwa pant gi aka ike. o digo nma already !
@toshman   nke gi kwa.ole otu i mere?jisi ike.
@ken kedu nke na emenu?i gara eleme ka o bu emene?show face.
@akara ekwela agege m juo oyi.bia anyi hazie di thing jare.
@ otele how far?ikpu na ekele gi ooooooo.
@ikomi i ka no na ura?teta na ura nwoke m !
@darfur oge eruola mgbe m ka agwa ndi UN ka achowa gi.ole ebe i noo?
@iyke d,i biaruola.ole ebe i si na osha?osha bu ikwu nne m.
@uncle Romanus na Presido,a maghi m na unu abuo so na ndi hmmmn.a huru m unu there.more kegs to una elbow oooooooooooooo.
@ fesse.i na acho travails?jehovah bu eze i nula.dieu merci ezi nwada!

@faketan mu oooo.obi m,onye oma m,oma eme m di thing in a special way,magic finger m,tomtom mu,buttermint mu,sweet mu,peppermint mu.nke m niile !hahahahaaaa obi a gbawala Toshmann.lol

igbo bu igbo ekelekwa m ozo.
nke onye na eme ya jisi ike.ihe di oku ga aju oyi soonest.
o nweghi ihe na adigide,o nwa mgbe nta.lol

hey acidrop why me now?uzor is a gud friend and nothing more than that pls.hey,i cant do this,not to you of all ppl now.pls dont leave him cos of me pls.my hands are clean oooooooooo.

seun001:
e be like say this guy na real playa hmmm!

seun olofofo,amebo,supporting tissue.what do you mean?take your time oooooo.

@all whats gud?have fun carefully !lol

lol

wellcome to our world.
where you reign and others listen.
where we have freedom of speech,to date and to be dated.
where you dictate the pace and direction of things.
wellcome to singles and mingling.
lol

hmmn.this one nobi the association of palmmy tappers and drinkers?what am i doing here?_{quickly runs out}

Bidy:
@ Ifyalways
Thanks, nairaland is for making friends and having fun. Hope you'll like to be my friend.


@jintujinta

Thanks

you are already my friend dear sis.

ykb:
Bblak, I want to know u beta o
Is that a Tattoo u ve on?

It's lovely. Can we chat on yahoo?
Just add me : Ykbakare@yahoo.com

you came too late.shes hooked.better try somewhere else.

Bidy:
@ ifyalways

Why should you be disappointed that my picture is not there, checked on urs too but its not there. Guess i was disappointed too.

why should you be dear baby girl?i have never said or told anyone am for marketing or looking for bidders,have i?.am seriously single and enjoying every bit of it so unlike you.
have fun dearie and hope you get a serious bidder date sonnest.
make a wise choice !enjoy the rush while it lasts.lol