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bookruman:
Nkem bu: Gburu-gburu 1 of Igboland

gbupu aso.fiakwa ajurum aju buko.you are nothing but

AMU RERE ERE 1 OF OKALA IGBO.

romanus a gwara m gi na a nam aru oru ebe a na a manufacture umu nwanyi or what? kpachapu kwa anya gi inula.i gawa n'ulo "HANG YA SHIRT ON THE NAIL" i na aga o bu m na eduje gi? ;Ddi kwa careful here buko.

frankies ndeeeeeewo.i si ole aga ole?kowachiate biko !

wakagirl:
@ seun you mean this guy never get the phone since February 18, 2007, 04:12 PM? why waste people's time now?

are you seriuos waka gal?i guess by now the phone must have spoilt .infact the guy don forget say he buy phone like that sef.

arinzology:
Ify u shld hv bin more polite when talking.sori sha if i sounded harsh.yea i knw its not all 9jah chics.
but most of them do.aint it?

no stress.but i want you to always remember that its not ALL naija babes that are after material things anyway.

@jesoul i feel you baby.

@iice hmmmn

arinzology:
ifyalwas, i was expection a post like your.u come here and pretend to be one good correct 9jah chic .tell me what made your boyfriend breakup with u last year?

u were 2 demanding bin a typical 9jah girl.

abeg stop pretending here.did u hear of what d oda lady said?she will curse her guy if he sides her a slide whatever for her buffday.

forget we sabi una type.

hahahahahahahaa moi? arinze,who told you i had a boyfriend not to talk of one breaking up with me?hahahahahahaaa  abeg leave tori for market women.all am saying is that there are still gals that love things like that.what trips me should not be what trip you mind you.we are all unique and distint please.the guy probably knows what  is best for his babe.hes not asking you for WHAT to buy precisely,he has something in mind already for crying out loud.now are we by any chance trying to suggest something else?  haba nairalnders,you can only be sure of yaself please.let the guy give his babe what he feels the babe LOVE.hes only asking for an advice on how to go about it.some guys are begining to channel it to another direction.

biggerboy:
Buy 5 pieces of Nokia 3310 at N2500 each,use the balance to buy memory cards for them

best advice here.go for it bros !

arinzology:
such gift don't trip 9jah chics u hear me.

jst tk her 2 a place were she can eat belleful.

or a place she can buy great designer clothes or beta stil buy her recharge card.

Thats our girls,  she meant deceive she don't need all that but na lie.

na 2day,

generalization at work.do you know her chick more than him now?abeg if na hungry babe you dey date then it simply means that you sef you be hungry guy.birds of the same feather  

@poster,ga ahead and send her perharps a slide show.you shud ofkus know the one that waud trip her most !goodluck

dragnet:
Nw 2 wht I think is wr0ng, Firstly d f0nez shuld'v been branded by d Chinese themself instead of using & Kn0cking off n0kia's identity, 2ndly d 0perating system shuld'v been made in a way as 2 allow ease of c0mpatibility, 3rdly, d f0ne makerz shuld'v in additn 2 marketn d f0ne hea,0pen maintenance & repairz 0utfit hea in d c0untry or @ least affiliate dmself wt GAOXINQI 0ne of d Asian f0ne c0mpaniez wt service outlets hea in d c0untry, this wuld'v increasd d c0nsumer'z c0nfidenc as he'z guaranteed of gettn hs f0ne repaird & this also increases their patr0nage & generatz inc0me n empl0yment 4 them, Lastly we shuld blame d SON & NCC 4 n0t regulating,enf0rcing their practices

written and composed in china too
pls write in english .lol

anything that looks good on me.
for shirts i get tailor down the road.
for natives,got a senegales tailor too down the road.

ANYTHING THAT FITS AND LOOKS GOOD ON ME.

nzogbu nzogbu enyimba enyi.ever heard that song before?you dont need to be told

ENYIMBA INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL CLUB

;

dec 24.why is it taking so long?

DEC 24

hahahaha heheheeheheh pres d pres nyokometer 1 of igboland.i na akowa na ikomi is laible to get akwukwu when ifylayer is at work?     ngwakwa anyi reduce e the speed for the betterment of ikomi.

toshmann o burkwa gi bu otele i would not be happy with you ma ncha.infact i just refuse to kweta na o bu gi.pres i buwekwana fake rumour 

a dighim sure na nky kwuru ihe di otu a.a mam nky very well,mu nwa i bu class na isi?fiakwa.ya a bukwana na o chere na m bu okeke damba?o nuru onu oby m?am happy finally to hear from her and i guess shes doing well mana o burukwa gi na alu ya pres,i ga e setlle m specially o

fesse baby,chanty,darfur,jenny,akara,ken nnenne ,Gc,echelon ya gazie oooo.

otele o nyu ahuru ole scores?i ga  e ji nwayo na a consume akwa rere ere na okpa nsukka buko.to avoid mmadu i bute sars here buko 

ikomi ole otu eligwe di today?biko i huru darfur there?

uncle romanus i throway salute !ya gazie onye nke m.

fake nke naani m lekwa ya all for you onye nkem


  umu igbo good morning and thank youssssssssssss _{ma o burukwa ndi hausa}

che che:
ngwa nu, abia am!!! ify and opokonwa. so this is true. anywayz, ify i think i'm begining to fall for u

hahahahhahah heheehehehehehehe che che you fit survive?i ga emeli kwa ife d there? ok first things first,where have you fallen to?river niger or benue?what is the speed or velocity of your fall?calculate the angle of elevation and depression of your fall?who is a witness to your fall?what are your intentions for the fall?what was ppls reaction to your fall (for every action there must be equal and opposite reaction),how fallable was your fall and finally was the fall worth the fall?

am waitng seriously for your ansas as that wud determine the direction of mu ansa too

opoks nwa how far now?you see wetin i dey see?people falling without direction so malubia and debosky are still at it?hmmmmmn d thing dikwa egwu !

scambater:
I'll have the administrator of this forum close down this thread if you'll don't stop writing in Igbo, it's not fair on people that can't read or write in Igbo. In fact I'll call him up right now.

ara di na udi na adi.
o dika onye a ara ndi igbo na agba ya?
romanus biko hapu ya,onye ara e me taa gi aru  

mana romanus nsi i nyuru oge gara aga ka na esi.a nyukwana udika nsi a ozo buko  

scambater:
What did you say? Don't make me get mad at you  

hahahahahaha heheheheeheheheheheh ochi ihu eze na azu eze.

  mbara ya ndi awo
  ijiji ya ndi singing
 ejule ya ndi nne nwanyi
 mbe ya ndi coat

scambater ya ndi madness.        

but on a serious note,o putara na i maghi asu igbo?i bu igbo uzo ka o bu igbo izugbe?klarify ka nayi mara otu a ga esi asa gi i nula.hahahahahahahahahaaa

scambater a batala nu na udi puru iche.deeje ma o burukwa romanus .

o ga adi till tosh achota ihe o na acho.
o ga adi till pres akwusi  nyokometer.
o ga adi till romanus akwusi iku asiri.
o ga adi till ikomi a bia biri na aelu uwa.
o ga adi till akara e kweta i ba na my agege.
o ga adi till otele a kwusi inyu ahuru.
o ga adi till nnenne a kwusi i di scare.
di most important o gadi a buru na o gadi for ifylayer.

nwanna this thread ga adi for very many reasons,i nula.
just ka m kwuru na mbu,onye iwe na ewe ya ga kuo isi ya na zuma rock.gbam lol.

o kwa ya daddy?yes a mam na presido eyibeghi ura.o na eche ka anyi bido ka o bia nyowe ka o si enyo.pres pres nyokometer !anyway o masi ya ya mewe sleeping open eyes,anyi ga eme ihe anyi kwesiri ime.anyi agaghi iji maka ya hapu ime something important and sweet na abali a.pres echefukwala na ONYE NA ENYO,ISI YA A NA A PUTA.as it is now isi gi bu nu isi mmadu asaa,kpakozie ihe ga eme ma o add a tonight

fake m ngwa osetiele,action now.

ndi iwe wega ha ga kuo isi ya na zuma rock.

fake nke m.onye oma m .oyi kwa i tu gi?gi of all people.fiakwa,e kwukwala ya ozo.ole otu ga esi atu gi?nga m no ya?o nwere ebe m gara?kama oyi ga atu gi,o ga tugbuo romanus,infact ya tugbuo romanus na pres mba pres bu onye nkem.oyi ahu tugbukwa romanus ma hapuru m fake m.

bia onye oma m.bia ma e nwere ahu m kpuchie gi i nula.bia ole ebe i choro ka m bido?n'elu ka obu n'ala?bia anyi ga chie ife na elu ife.ngwakwa romoe kpuchi anya gi tupu akwukwu ebido gi .lol

fake nke naani m.oma eme di thing,ngwa lekwa m carry me gooooooooooooooooooooooo final.        

igbo bu igbo ka o boooo

presido1:
otele abia kwa wuru toshmann chei!!!! point of correction nnenne awughi ify-tan.

presido thank youssssssssssssssssss.biko otele e mekwala udika mistake ahu ozo.nnenne na ify bu two different people buko.a taghi m gi uta too much sha,o bu agadi ekwe nka romanus,o bu ya nyuru ahuru ojoo na esi nga.osetiela o gbala !onye sorokwa romanus ma o bu kwere ihe o kwuru,osetikwa romanus agburu isi onwe ya.unu burukwa ya na obi .romanus ocho nke na okwu i nyuola nsi ojoo nga,biakwa kporo nsi gi biko,o sigbuooo mmadu here agadi ekwe nka.

umu igbo hello maka ndi no na elu and hi maka ndi no na ala 

hahahahah pres jukwa ya biko.am too chineked for what you are thinking buko.i just do look at her and kele aka oru jehova .finish.

a huru m na likeri nri m.hahahahahaha agala worry,m ka akwadoro gi ejule na garri a.k.a regaining power for ndi kwara iko na abali but pres you are not answering something,o bu gi na alu nkechi?haahahahahhah mbe ojoo.lolanyway kele m ya inu.

umu igbo ka chi foo nu.anyi ga ahu echi.

martin007:
The Question should be "Who is going to be the next prey of Kennis Music.

the young shall grow,the old shall die and fade away.i don't blame them jare.mugu fall,aroba chop.its business as usual            

G for ghetto
C for chick

hahahahahaha ada oma wellucome ma o buru nnem ochie.yes the thread na achu iroko na oso sef.ya gaziere gi too.


igbo bu igbo oge i kwado nri abali na ha eru.nke onye na eme as usual ya jisie ike.

pres kwam eziokwu,o bu gi na alu nkechi?i dikwa lucky ma o buru gi.o di quiet right from yime,o bughi ndi otu m ndi radicals from belle.

ok juo ya ma o nata oru sha.i nwekwara ike juo ya maa o chefuola mrs okpara na iwenofu.hahahahahahahah juo ya maka nsolibe,nwanyi physiscs,pres i hu ukwu this nwanyi, o di too much,mgbe o bula anyi gara na lab uche m na adi na d ukwu instead of physiscs ;

em em adi m sori mana e nweghi otu e ga esi ato agbu jim.d agbu kere m bad.o jim aka abuo ukwu abuo.ngwa nu i ga manage otu ara? lol ma mara ma o were ota m ga esi a naputa oga dat one sendra gi dalu so.

i no bi miracle maker abeg.you killed someone?for what?me too am out of here.guess the police abi na sojas wud soon be here------me am gone ooh o dabo to all


to the dead man,see you in the next world.lol

hahhhahha mbanu onye nke ahu bu okeke damba.ok lekwa ihe o ga eji echeta very well.gwa ya si na obu ify nke na ekpe ekpere too much,nke naani ya lere history na waec,nke ndi nkuzi like too much,nke na ejide teachers attendance to class,nke na ede afa nid nkpotu.i jughi ya ma o mara ebe oby m nooo?infact,gwa ya si ify pentcoastal chapel.o kwesiri i ma ma o buru kwa ya.juo ya ma o hutula chidinma di ocha na ekpu ugogbe anya(her locker and nkechis own were quite close)ok kwa ya si na o bu ify ya na kenechi bu neighbour after oby gara na front seat.hmmmmmn echetakwalam many things.ify no na azu eme nnkpotu too.hahahahahahaaaa otele mu na ekwurekwu sha lol

pres dalu so.mu na gi adika.a maghim otu ga esi a kwughachi gi sha?aka m na ukwu m d tied anyway o ihe nwanne na e mere ibe ya.

Bblak dear its a pratical exam for health oficers.the thing no funny at all.anyway all is well.


as for nice and victor,am waiting for who wud GIVE the first punch. my first aid kit is by my side.you guys should not disappoint me.

@ all have fun and enjoy your status while it lasts.

presido onye ji ihe nwata welie aka ya elu,mgbe aka jiri ya o MUST wetula d hand i nula.

hmmmn ihe megakwa here.nnenne baby,a hurum na pres e mela gi d thing nga ojoo nke i chefuziri aha gi.papa pres,hahaha agadi nwoke anaghi adi too old for egwu o ma agba   

nwoke bar beach be careful kwa.i chowala iraputam?mu na gi a na hu na  abali for what?aka m di kwa ocha doooooooo

romanus gini gbasara gi na okwu mu na pres?onu ogologo in action,ibe gi ha na enwe valuable and useful ogologo things nke gi aburu onu oglogo.too bad !

ikomi,darfur,ken,otele,akara,chanty,jenny,GC,echelon e kelem unu niile.

fesse nooo.i hope na i zutara m okpa nsukka?ya gazie !i did miss you.

chimsky ndeewo.biko i bu nwanne chidinma?ya gazie.

collins nwanne oma ndeewo.ole otu i mere?udo di i nula !

toshman hmmmmn o dikwa egwu.o buzikwa exam ohu oooooo?ma e jiri ujo kwekwa.

fake nke naani m,onye kara aka ka i bu.dimkpa 24/7.nwoke ike,possessor of magic fingers,oma eme m d thing,all for you my obi         

igbo bu igbo ya gazie.nke onye na eme _{excluding ndi no na elu something} ya gazie !

O deshi for us,o nwa nwa shie sef,awalia gutter.

hmmmn anywaz thank heavens am a health officer itching to pratise so if in case you guys decide to break heads then there wont be any problem sha Bblak how you see am?fighting and breaking heads.what a wonderful status.

with the power vested on me,i therefore declare the fight over Bblak officialy open.the main contenders _{at least the ones bold enough to come out openly} are Victor4u and nice4gals fatsen your seatbelt all lets gooo

Bblak dear sure things are really hot here.all in all i do misss you.i cant wait for this exam to be over so i can freely mingle and search . till then my status remains _{seriuosly engaged to} something !lol

bia bia presiod i hope na o burokwa gi na anu nkechi oooo?nke a i na e quote si ka i so anyi ga skool sef?hmmmmn a nakwam anu isi oke here.buko dear me juta ya ma o mara ebe oby m noo.o kwakwara gi otu anyi si eti ya ife na class?shes so scared of utari then and then i always dere aha in the names of noise makers though she doesnt talk. nkechi,hahahhahhaa quite a handful.pres onye nkem ooooooooooooooo

o nani nkechi ka i ma ka o nwere onye ozo?onye ka cha m nkpa i hu really bu obiageli.ok ekwerelam na i ma nkechi.ngwa nu how do we do it now?ok i ga enyenu ya my email add di ebe ahu i huru di advert now?o kwa i hotara?buko kwanu.

zip gi kwa?fake chupu m now olekwanu ihe m ga eme?biko kwanu consider m?chaaaaai o kwa asi na o bu mgbe elu bu elu osa ala buru nke ngwere,ihe a wud not pose any problem at all.there must be a way out anyway.

fei long:
kachifonu, kam la tupu nwuyem achowam, anyi ga ahu echi

mbara ya ndi awo
mbe ya ndi coat
ijiji ya ndi singing
fei long ya ndi di/ji nwanyi
nwanne kwuo where you want to go jare .i gawala ebe ahu m jidere gi na abali .e chefukwala okpu nnabuenyi gi buko.i dikwa onye nwe anyi nkpa


pres pres,ole levels now? e kwekwala romanus dufo gi buko.