₦airaland Forum

otele ihe m choro isi na ehihie a bu akpu na ofe egusi sji onugbo sie.a ga m a fax li gia on one condition,i ga aza ajuju m.i kwere?ngwa lekwa di ajujus :
ole how big your one okpu nri ha(full dimensions measurement pls)?
how many okpu nri(lumps per hour)?
ole azu ole di na ite ofe nwanyi yoruba?

hahahahahhhaaa heeheheheheheeeeee akpiri ogologo a gahi ekpu some ppl.i choro i ri nri oga eehkwa?i ga emeli ihe oga na eme?

nna ma puo here joo.oga ga alota soonest.
as for the ahuru,a gwala m gi ndi a ga aju.its b/w pressido,romanus na ikomi.ha ju i own up,then we use the good,old trusted aziza way .gbam !

oh here comes my babe.i have been worried sick dear.i was even contemplating calling fire for fire for victor4u gracious heaven i did miss you dear.abeg no let them weigh you down joo.yes i have been having fun and being naughty too _{what else do i do when am not being dated} take gud kia dear.

@all have fun and be good

oh i see,then the dating game continues

am out of here lol.i want to go and personally luk for Bblak.wherever and anywhere she is _{am suspecting that victor4u has taken her captive} i wud bring her out and here.

@all have fun and keep picking your date.
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peace to the babes,love to the guys

otele:
fhmmnnn
onye nyuru ahuru n'esi ushi ebe a

a ga aju romanus,ikomi na presido.o buru na ha ekweghi ekwu eziokwu then anyi ga e use mpkisi aziza were choputa. chai e chetakwa m mgbe anyi no na skull nta akara,boys obi lara na azu then _{eg romanus}nyuoooooooo hot aruru nga,onye nkuzi e chefuo ndi na agutaghi times table ha.haahahahah heheeeeeehee ngwa pres 2 times 2 = gini ? ? i ma na i bu onye isi ndi na ebu class na isi,after you toshmann esochie hahahahhaa nka kwa hot and top secret.ya agafekwala nga buko nu

otele ndewooooo
ma ga kwado nri ehihie oga .

umu igbo nke onye na eme ,uche ya dikwa ya n'ihi na oge adighizi

lekwanu anya,i naghi akpo awuru akpo?olenu otu i si eme ya?so so e nwere other meaningful way of dealing with awuru?nwanna gwam okwu ! tua mbo na nti biko hahahahahahahhahahaaa youngies o nweghi ihe mere ndi igbo buko.udo na achi 


mbe si na ozu ozo ga anwu means there would always be another opportunity.

chinchi gwara umu ya ha nwe ndidi na ihe di oku ka aju oyi means things would surely get better _{modernised edition of translation} 

i see.ok kwa.a nom na nkolo otu nwoke a na akpo faketan for now

nne oma ndewo .i hope na i ma na i nwere nwanne nga.o buchaghi ezigbo mmadu mana i nwere ike i help m nwere gbawe ndu ya.aha ya bu uncle romanus.ndeeeeeeeeewo ozo kwa.

ndi igbo helllo _{ma o burkwa papa pres}

hmmn next prodigy,new kid on the block.welllllcome with open arms jare.have fun and be funny too .welcome again

onye bidoro threadia sef agbafuola.ya mere di theard anwola piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

ada oma bia anyi si nga puo jee ebe na enweta oku.

@ saucekid kool ke?wonders shall never cease in nairaland anyway kool is so busy preparing for her exams that she wont notice you.why not chanell your energy and dating strenght to someone else?one that wud appreciate and reciprocate. this is me your sista giving you sisterly advice sha.

@nice silence?so unlike you.

who saw who saw seun 001?hope hes ok abi i get weekend fever?

its getting closer ooooooooooooooooo dec 24th
i dont want to believe am alone,make una show face now !

let the married couples sort themselves out .
the kids and whoever is concerned can do nothing than pray for the dad.
confronting might bring age long enemity that might last till old age and even death.
what can not be changed,we learn to live with it.

congrats dear but _{is your wife a nairalander too?} may your marriage last long and sweet for both parties till death do una part.Amen

henchmark:
mailer nadico,
you fell your hands by getting too close to your fiancee's family too early, you are a man and a MAN indeed, if the mother cares so much about her daughter getting married she should find out from her daughter, and not you, as a man you are planning and you both will decide when , its nobody's to delve into, infact you have no dilemma here, when the time is due, she will communicate to her family, at this rate when your inlaws are begining to dictate for you so to say, they will tell you in no time to start training some of your wife's siblings.

GUYS BE CAREFUL!!!!!!

word,word and word !be careful of any decision you make now,it can make or mar your life !use your head too.

[quote author=youngies link=topic=43635.msg1676180#msg1676180 date=119495

Ify and Presido, ji sie nu ike. Ana m anu ihe igba unu n'aku
[quote][/quote]biko kwanu abu m dikwa ocha,aji ten kobo adighi there buko.o kwa papa presido kuga di igba doookwa.a nom na nkirinkiri levels.o nani ntughari ka m mekwara biko.o bughikwam turu ilu na apu case oooooooo

presido joro njo eji a pu court hahahhaha means presido is toooo ugly.
mmiri doro eju,doro nwa nkita means if you procastinate anything,it wud still be there waiting for you.emmm a dighim sure na atughariri ya ofuma.ndi kpajiri chalk na igbo biko nyere nu m aka.

igbo bu igbo,ya gazie !

acidrop:
na waoo me i don't understand, is it possible 4 someone to be dating someone whitout them knowing, because me I don’t know that I had a date oooo

acid are you asking?have you forgotten where we are?ok in case,heres a reminder---we are in NAIRALAND.here there are no impossibilities

@nice whats up bros?am right at your back jare !

@seun 001 you sef?chop clean mouth no good oooooooooooooooooo.i dey purge belle

@iice

@ saucekid whats up?

@ all who wants to date who?have fun. lol

seun001:
we'll see about that hmm!because u know twasnt easy for the set of sacrifices u did.please don't lets order for another one.ehn.GOD bless u,my pikin

old man left the poor boy alone buko

seun dear whats up?i tot you got scared oooooooo.

niceuzor:

@ uzor that means your weekend was funfilled and fulfilled.lucky you and pity the poor sister

@kooldamsel is that really so?anyway we shall overcome jare.status MUST change to happily finished exams and also stresslessly passed too.goodluck dear.

@Bblak whats up dearie?so unlike you.hope you are in one piece?just changed my status sha ---happily engaged to my studies.do have fun,ok.lol

@all keep having fun,status notwithstanding!

bia bia che che and so what?gini ka i na acho insuinate here? o buru na malubia is not showing face gini mezia?ka gini mezia?kpachala anya gi.
Na wao for Malubia,she come tantalize some guys then disappear,the thing no bam at all.abi she don get boo?this one sef wey even debosky no dey show face again,lets put two and two together now 

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romeo:
Nne Ifytanus bu onye ivory coast

bia bia romanus o dika utaba i na akpo e metuwele gi na medulla ehen kwa?o burukwa njakiri ya gokwa back.meanu kwa gini?ok nne m buru onye ivory coast,nna gi aburu onye CAPE COAST o di ka fried eju na garri aguwala gi?nri nri ndi kwara iko na abali

ada oma chanty baby,dont mind the ogogoro man sef.nnem bu onye onicha ado.onicha ebe oku na ewu na elu !onicha for ndi huru uzo !gi ,i bukwanu onye ebe ?udo di !

fesse baby,you remain in my ekpere.o ga adicha nma.joy comes in the morning !

ma ken,akara,otele,GC,jenny baby i miss you guys.ole nke mega nu?i hope na udo di?

ikomi ole scores?kwuo ezi okwu what are you doing now?na elu oru,i guess

papa pres kedu?OWD aholanu old skul?hahahahaha boys na chop clean mouth sef,cheharia nu,pres cheharia !

darfur,hmmmn a maghikwam what to say again mana be careful kwa !

nnenneigbo o bu nu once in a yellow moon ka i ji aputa egwu onwa.peace sis.

toshnwa mama i buchala expo?ihulanu na condom were many importance?usable for expo too ! ya gazie bros. i miss you sha

fake nke m ole nke meganu?usu enweghi mouth?taaaaaaaaaaaaa onye nyere usu onu?karrrrrrrrrrrrri me goooooooooooooooooooooooooo

umu igbo niile hi na low _{a high tukwanu a low di thing.}

heheheheeeeee OWD is nothing but a ruse.he want bonk an ohafia gal,period !we waste our precious times thinking over it?have you seen him here of late?hes probably had want he wants with the babe and has gone FIAM.i be like say una no know pres he be chairman of CHOP CLEAN MOUTH ASSOCIATION OF UK.

OWD hahhahahhahahaaa heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
ebelebe !

he should go see a doctor fast !

Uche2nna:
Must it be a male friend?

Is it not better to ask for a female friend? That way the temptation to cheat will be avoided

word sister.look for a female friend simple.engage in other ativities.time to find and utilize your talents and hobbies.get closer to GOD.keep loving your hubby.goodluck dear

too fake to be real
pure entertainment,nothing more !

be careful dear,sucess has many false friends and many true enemies too.goodluck

presido1:
Ify mgbenile ok ugba ka m matara onye i wu. i gara akwukwo na onitcha ado.
wetin concern me concern arsenal, men play during the weekend while small pikin play during the week. I only watch men.

presido onye nke m .mhmmm ugbua ka i biara.biko o nwere onye i mara na onicha ado babes?a choro m ihu those ppl jare.i si na real men na aku ball during the week,heeheeheeheeeeee onu m sharrrrrrrrrrrrrap

romanus a kohachala june 12 lakpuo ura.o dika o ji oru na aka nke a o bara early.anyway nke onye na eme ye jisie ike.ma ndi oru nwanyi ma ndi oru mmai ngwo

fake nkem biko nyewe ya scores dear.i bunu onye egwu kemgbe uwa.i na agba pieces in every every

umu igbo hello again

Bblak dearie am fine oh.i did miss you too.you left me here alone to manage nice,anyway thank heavens you are bak.hope your weekend was cool.i was preparing for my exams all tru the weekend.my status now-----seriously engaged _{to my studies}hahahha 

nice whats gwan?any new catch?i trust you sha.have fun !

@all have fun while it lasts jare.

hehehehheheheeeeeee i can see that the daters are back from the mingling and dateful weekend.now spill it guys,who dated who?hahahahahahahahaaa i start with my self,i dated seuntis weekend and it was worth it.

nice,acidrop,Bblack,saue,seun, oya follow suit--------------------who dated who or rather who wants to date who

@opoks no i meant nni oka and ofe onino
Ofe Nsala na aga with akpu.Nni oka na ofe onino bu uwa niile

ndi asiri again.biko lekwenu abum na aji adighi ya.
presido na romanus ona unu amaghi na arsenal kuga egwu?unu norokwa na mmiri ka ncha baa unu na eye.
biko nu for the last time,a dighi m abuo.biko kwa nu.a bu m ifeoma mgbenile simple.biko nu umu igbo dookwa nu.ha.lekwanu okoro oh.a maghikwa m ndi bidoro dis rumour but o dikwa too bad oooo.a dighi m abuo biko nu.and so is my faketan too.

presido n'ezi okwu faketan meruru m ahu na abali.o mere m di thing nga ojoo.ugbu a ka a nam ekuli na elu akwa ke mgbe ututuo dikwa egwu. _{o kwa ihe i choro inu?}


umu igbo low biko hi adila too much.ka anyi lowto kwanu the thing.ndi na aru oru,low di oru,ndi na ebu expo,low,ndi na akwa iko low,ndi na aju ego low ndi na anwu mmai ngwo low,ndi anwuru low ndi na eme ihe di na nwanyi,

igbo bu igbo ekele kwa mooooooooooooooo

goodnight too mana a bughi m nnenneigbo buko.e nweghi m double identity and i guess so does nnenneigbo.nnenne is for pres while am for fake buko.nke a kwa big crime,trying to steal anoda mans id.
anyway ka chi fo too.presido laba you too.i ga ano here alone ele ma o nwere agboho ka abata alone ka i buru laba.echi bukwa monday.laba presido.faketan ngwa kwa osetiele,ngwa lets move.pratical

umu igbo ka chi fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nu.
ya gazie .