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Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyalways(f): 12:51pm On Jun 26, 2017
beyedew:
I love your style ma. So you really are a granny? Wow, may we all get to live and be strong too to tell our own stories, Amen.
Dash me the snugypuppy rocker na!!!

booqee- hi dear, a mama has helped you to calculate your edd. I will advice you to go online, download a preggy app and get to know a lot of things happening about your Lo. Also, you know orga.sm brings about contraction right? If you can, I will advice you to stay off sex for now ok. You shall carry to term, Amen.
Dash you ke? Impossicant sis. We've bought different mamaroo's at different times (my daughters and Dils) but they all pack up and stop swinging after two weeks. Mine seems to be original and I'm not giving it out yet.
Who knows, I might need it myself for my next child cheesy
Kosi arugbo n'ilu Ghana
Career › Re: I Am Finished! I Must Avenge My Boss by ifyalways(f): 12:35pm On Jun 26, 2017
Apology indeed @Lifeispeace

Please I have moved on. Don't call me back to your funny thread.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Lekki Main Gate Flooded by ifyalways(f): 6:14pm On Jun 25, 2017
When did VGC become lekki main gate @ OP?

Slow news day on nld. Residents of vgc know that there's always flood at the entrance during raining seasons. I wonder why this have to make Frontpage twice now undecided
Family › Re: My Friend Wants To Chase Me Out Because Of Ordinary Milk by ifyalways(f): 4:24pm On Jun 25, 2017
PS: they were nice to you in the early days because they probably thought you would :
Bath and leave the house every morning to your place of work
The arrangement was a temporal one. Two weeks maybe, and you are gone.

You rather mistook their generosity as being made landlord of the house and even going to the woman's provision store to help.

Bringing the age thing just goes to show you are full of dry, empty pride. Dem dey use age or seniority collect tin of milk or money for bank?
Family › Re: My Friend Wants To Chase Me Out Because Of Ordinary Milk by ifyalways(f):
stressedout:
thanks for the advice. it is clear. i have to leave that house. i will pack my things today and leave for calabar first things tomorrow. Why i say ordinary is because these people are not suffering at all, they live well. i did not live there free. i did various jobs for the man and even stayed in the wifes store where she sells provisions. This is someone i senior with over 5 yrs. such behaviour was not so at the beginning now i am almost treated as if i came to do househelp. so i will never rely on anyone again as man can fail, but God never fails.
Sense of entitlement.

The woman was managing her shop without you, the hubby was coping fine without you too so your excuses don't hold water. So instead of you to go out and hustle na the woman provision store you dey go Sidon put? Chai, and you complain of bring treated like a help?, Abeg were u unemployed before you got evicted?

Please leave morrow. See why people rarely help people? It almost never ends well. You feel they owe you shyte and u you are doing the wife a favor, the wife sees you as another ungrateful, jobless mouth to feed. Now you guys would part way with grudges in your hearts.
Family › Re: I Slept On A Snake On My Bed by ifyalways(f): 12:10pm On Jun 25, 2017
Scary shocked
Family › Re: Request For Free Swimming Coaching For My Daughter by ifyalways(f): 12:08pm On Jun 25, 2017
Madam, please keep checking deal dey. You might be lucky to get a deal for 3,000 for eight swimming classes.
Or simply contact Crawford swimming world (csw. Com. Ng) or follow swimming world on fbk. They throw out deals occasionally.

Swimming classes for an 8 year old is not something to entrust in the hand of just "any swimmer", experienced or not. Go to the professionals when you can afford it. Better thing no dey finish for market.
Travel › Re: Nigeria International Passport Enquiry by ifyalways(f): 11:32am On Jun 25, 2017
MsFiifi:
I'm in Abia pls how can I change my e passport name to my marital name it took me 2 weeks to get my present valid e passport in umuahia Abia state that bears my former name before I married but right now I want to change my name to my marital name I need it to be expediated and I don't know how and I don't know anyone that could do it for me

pls help me with anyone that could do it for me
You don't need anyone to do it for u. Go to the immigration office in your state with your marriage certificate, newspaper publication for change of name and DIY
Family › Re: Any NGO Or Philantropist That Can Fund The Renovation Of A Pubic Toilet? by ifyalways(f): 11:30am On Jun 25, 2017
Picture of squatting pan.
Villagers go in with water in a small bucket, flushes easily.

Programming › Re: I Buy AMAZON AWS Accounts. You Can Create And Sell To Me. by ifyalways(f): 11:26am On Jun 25, 2017
Which one be Amazon AWS again?

Why do u need it? Nigerians!!!!!
Family › Re: Any NGO Or Philantropist That Can Fund The Renovation Of A Pubic Toilet? by ifyalways(f): 11:23am On Jun 25, 2017
HomeTutor1:
Thanks Madam. They are 7 rooms , 4 for females and 3 for males. The total cost of revonation from the scratch is #700,000. This involves renovating it to a modern public toilet with doors, windows,sink, tiles on the floor and wall, painting of the toilet, including the construction of an incinerator for dumping and burning refuses and sewages, as you can see that the front of the toilet is been used as dumping ground.
Thanks alot ma.
7 toilets in all. 700K sounds too much for 7 toilets.
Sink
Tiles etc
Is there a source of constant water for the toilet? How would they maintain the toilet with the tiles say, 6 months later? Imo, what that village need is a squatting plan type of toilet with cemented walls. Easy to maintain, affordable and durable.

WC with tiles, sink etc sounds to me like a white elephant project
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by ifyalways(f): 11:11am On Jun 25, 2017
Lol @ dislocating joints.

Call me selfish or funky but me no care o. I have a mamaroo and fisher price snugapuppy rocker that I use for every omugwo. I no gree dash anyone o cos I got it years ago and it's quite hard to get the originals now. Once I finish my omugwo. I pack my stuff and go home with it. My daughters and DILs Don beg tire, called me stingy cos I refused to dash them but I no send dem. cheesy I never ready to do break dance and nonstop singing. Both are very effective.
Family › Re: .. by ifyalways(f): 10:56am On Jun 25, 2017
lofty900:
why not help her. You used to help
Help her how? Do I come across as one that would accommodate a stranger? You are very funny Sha.
Family › Re: Any NGO Or Philantropist That Can Fund The Renovation Of A Pubic Toilet? by ifyalways(f): 10:51am On Jun 25, 2017
No picture attached.

I'm kinda curious, how many toilets do you want to build, from scratch to finish with 700,000 ngn huh
Travel › Re: Passport Of A Nigerian Confiscated By Employer In Oman by ifyalways(f): 3:43pm On Jun 23, 2017
Nothing anyone can do about it sadly. It has been shouted here times without number, Arab countries with exception of one or two is not a place to go for skilled, unskilled or domestic jobs, it only favors certified professionals else na pure slavery.

Let's hope and pray they don't push her down from the twentieth floor. Yes, Arabs are mean like that to their domestic helps aka slaves.
Family › Re: .. by ifyalways(f): 3:31pm On Jun 23, 2017
You can't stay with your relative but somehow believe you can with an absolute stranger? Wehdone ma.
Family › Re: Hunger Is Real. by ifyalways(f): 12:20pm On Jun 23, 2017
Thank you Dominique. wink
armyofone:
@Ify grin
Couldn't help but laugh at your response.
Onye army,its not funny o. The beggy beggy culture with stoopid lies are actually nauseating.
How can anyone survive on mangoes for three days? I mean assorted fruits on an empty stomach for a whole day sef na wahala how much more unripe mangoes for 72 hours. These lazy fooools have an aversion for hardwork and earning their keep ; all they know is how to cook up cheap,BS story, get easy money online and act big boy real life.
He has my permission and blessings to eat unripe mangoes for the rest of his life sef. kiss
Family › Re: Hunger Is Real. by ifyalways(f): 7:01am On Jun 23, 2017
FINgames:
i was on fiverr, i helped people opened amazon affiliate account till my phone got spoilt, i worked as a jumia and amazon affiliate using fb ads till i ran out of funds with a loss on my part, i registered on upwork just yestered but i was rejected. i am wantedz.com as a freelancer too (copywriting and data entry) still no job.so its not as if i wasnt or am not working.
I bet you are using your friends phone to browse nld right now as your phone is spoilt.
All you listed are online, comfort jobs. So in the whole Uniben, you cannot think of REAL sharp sharp jobs to do to "keep body and soul" together according to you? Let me list some for you :
You can hustle water and sell. A bucket for 50ngn or more
You can do hand laundry for the big boys and girls.
You can run petty errands and get paid for it.
Locate a restaurant and offer to help out for a token.
Go out of school, find a building site where u can work
So many things you can do besides plucking mangoe.
Family › Re: Hunger Is Real. by ifyalways(f): 10:00pm On Jun 22, 2017
FINgames:
its unripe mangoes ma. and i happen to be the one to pluck the last mangoes on the three since the mango season is over. i would have choosed to keep surving on mangoes but i plucked the last reachable one this evening. if you happen to visit uniben one of this days you can stroll past life science block and see the mango trees to confirm. You can even ask of a boy who plucks the mangoes almost every evening. please just something to hold body and soul together for a few days please.

i dont intend to cheat someone already sent me 500N on another thread.
Family › Re: Hunger Is Real. by ifyalways(f):
If you can eat and survive on unripe mangoes for three days, I can eat one too.
Well, find another mango tree as mangoe plucking happen to be the only skill you believe you possess ,you might as well start making money from it.
Family › Re: Hunger Is Real. by ifyalways(f): 9:33pm On Jun 22, 2017
3 ripe mangoes = 100

Pluck 15 each day and earn 500 ngn daily. No tax, no experience needed. I will even patronize you.

Mention me when u do, if you add pictures and they are really nice, I will buy each 50ngn

Cheers
FINgames:
please please someone help me i have not eaten in almost 3 days i managed on some mangoes i plucked.please please even if its 500N(the least amount i can withdraw) please 0216994035 GTbank
Career › Re: I Am Finished! I Must Avenge My Boss by ifyalways(f): 9:26pm On Jun 22, 2017
So OP's has disappeared? Lol

Scammers with their stupid stories.
Nairaland General › Re: I Need Serious Financial Assistance by ifyalways(f):
Stop spamming threads abeg, nobody send you message. You had nine whole months to prepare.

Go do daily unskilled jobs eg carrying concrete or mixed sand at building or construction sites and solve your problem.
So the girls family paid the whole bills and you went there to take receipts from them, snap picture and share on nld for begging purposes. What a shameless and irresponsible father you are! The girl and child are better of without you sef. Your mates will sell their phone, enter street hustle madly and bring forth something as the girls family have done the major work for u.
Crime › Re: Help! My Colleague Is Framing Me Over A Deal by ifyalways(f): 4:10am On Jun 21, 2017
Sorry about your fate but I sincerely wouldn't want your type as a manager. Why would you give out company money as a loan without authorization and documentation from the company? Who told you business is ran on sentiments and emotion?

What exactly is your husband going spiritual on? You weren't smart, your colleague rode on that.
Career › Re: I Am Finished! I Must Avenge My Boss by ifyalways(f): 4:01am On Jun 21, 2017
dominique:
It's over 24 hours now and she is yet to get back to me. I believe it is safe to conclude that our suspicions about her were correct after all.



You were blocked by the spambots. Your post on the Yomieluv thread is now visible.
Thank you Dom.
Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ifyalways(f): 4:00am On Jun 21, 2017
Thank you to all the mommas that responded to my post. My daughter said she's been high on protein diets so I guess that's the cause for the explosions. sad
Family › Re: Is Exclusive Breastfeeding For 6months A Sacrifice Too Much For A Mother To Give by ifyalways(f): 3:27am On Jun 21, 2017
konfused:
I just need the opinion of matured mind. Is exclusive breastfeeding of a baby for 6months a sacrifice too tasking for a mother to give a child.
No, it's not.
konfused:
The only argument against I get is " I will be too fat", " I will not be attractive anymore

I had to do some research and found out that not eating enough food hampers the production of breastmilk, now that will in turn make the baby to always be hungry, deliberately trying to force the introduction of Formula feeding.

I have heard some mundane reasons why women shy away from breastfeeding that I begin to wonder if these women are really good enough to have babies, one of such reason is "it will make my breast sag"......then who re u keeping the erect breast forhuh
on the contrary, ebf actually helps most women stay fit and shed pregnancy weight.
Breastfeeding does not sag breasts either.
konfused:
Is there any disadvantage of exclusive breastfeeding??
None that I know of or can think of.
konfused:
Any one with a good advice on what and what to eat to increase breast milk.
tea, pap, pepper soup with uziza, oats, vegetable soup with lots of spinach, carrots, fenugreek seeds etc

PS: while the pros of ebf cannot be quantified, some women for one reason or another cannot do it either because of health reasons or they just can't and don't produce enough milk. In such scenarios they have no choice but to use formulas. Breastfeeding or not does not make one a good mother, or not.
Crime › Re: Notorious Nigerian Kidnapper Has Ghanaian Passport by ifyalways(f): 9:31pm On Jun 20, 2017
Aboa man, how did he ever acquire a Ghanaian passport? angry
Crime › Re: .... by ifyalways(f): 9:23pm On Jun 20, 2017
Be safe @OP
Family › Re: My 1yr 8month Old Baby Uses Left Hand. Right Or Wrong by ifyalways(f): 8:21pm On Jun 20, 2017
NwaAmaikpe is totally crazy cheesy
Crime › Re: . by ifyalways(f): 8:10pm On Jun 20, 2017
deepwater:
op i am sorry.


Three people you hope not to encounter in a day:
1. NwaAmaikpe
2. TellWisdom
3. Nigerian Police


Seun, Lalasticlala, we have a case here
Lmao but so very true. cheesy
@OP, Pele o.
Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by ifyalways(f): 7:53am On Jun 20, 2017
jazzyjazz:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Sorry I just had to laugh

My son was a farting machine (still is)
Spoke to his doctor about it, said its normal (he said madam you no de mess? Abeg leave the boy to enjoy his mess)
My son was not ebf sha
I'm sure other mama's will put mouth

cheesy cheesy cheesy
It's not a laughing matter o. I nearly vomited on her when I was bottle feeding her and she released one. None of my own children or any of my grandchildren farted this bad.

Anyway, thanks. I dey wait her momma. I suspect she has started kpekus with her hubby hence the horrible farts. Something to do with sperrm and b. Milk cheesy

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