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Mortiple,hehe
Nkita nwere ndidi na eri azu ukpo _{ma o buru na sharper nkitas atachaghi di azu}
The patience dog gets the fattest meat bone

hmmmn
She had a school that cud fend for her and some of her kids are already married,what cud have led her to this
love

rotflmao
F H indeed !

Joe Biden:
Dear Nairalanders,
I am in a fix like u can never imagine.
There's this girl who came to live with us as a maid. My parents took care of her secondary education (JSS1-SS3)[/b]Right from the day she came to our house, this girl took a very strong liking to me. I noticed she somehow manage to find herself anywhere that i was. Back then i felt she was just being curious and tot nothing of it.
As she began to grow (and mature) i became to notice her more closely. I began to react as any growing youth should ( i am 2 years older than her @ 21)
Then her liking towards me began to turn into something else until in her SS3 this turned into full fledged seducing.
I finally fell to the sin of the flesh, which i instantly regretted,

[b]NOW,
here comes the problem, [/b]I think she is PREGNANT for me.

I began to notice some funny symptoms with her which i promptly checked on the net
frequent urination, headaches, and finally to my greatest dismay i have caught her vomitting

When i caught her vomitting, i asked her what was wrong and she said nothing.
I asked if she was pregnant and she said an emphatic [b]NO. I asked her to come lets go for a pregnancy test and she says another NO.
This Devious girl is Pregnant with what i think/know is a baby for me and doesnt want to let me know.
she is due to leave for her own home this december, and because she knows i have no strong feelings for her, she wants to tie me down with this pregnancy

Please nairalanders i need help. Please advice me. I'm still a young boy with a future ahead. Sometimes i feel like beating her on the stomach until she has a miscarriage, but i feel thats wicked. i'm more in this fix because u may say i don't know for sure she is pregnant, but believe me SHE IS!

HELP!

What made you think she wants to tie you down? your choice of words sha. Done is done, young boy ,enjoy the aftermaths of your unprotected lust !
Tell your parents,have the girl go for test and then get ready to be a father, simple. And erhm . . .welcome to the married men baby daddies club.
shiorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

lol
Ndi ndokwa afujugo anya na threadia

rubi ,i lotana?ole ihe i jiri lota?
hapu subtraction abi na Mortiple ukwa dara ya tata

oooh choochi
a naghi akwo aka etiri okuko aki
you dont wash your hands to crack kernels for a fowl
rubi ole oney ube na eruru ugbua,?

lol
Mortiple,i tried ozokwa .lezie anya ala biko.mmai nkea na egbu gi by dis time o ka i ga esi alum ihe owu?
@Chika ,imela !
ole ndi ibe anyi
Youngies,Kashiff na Nwakaibe

Nsogbu anoghi.
anytime,anyday
Mortiple,eze aruru ala,o dabagoro gi,okwa ya? zaa ajuju Rubi juru gi?o gini na achu gi na ndi ozo oso na threadia?

lol
dalu

ok
Open this page afresh,find that your reply,pressia modify,then wepu the quote by i pressi delete button.
i hotala biko me ngwa

chei rubi biko wepu the quote
degharia ihe i dere na mbu mana wepu dat quote email addy di na ya biko

yes rubi mana biko wepu di quote biko
wepu ha ugbua

rubi lekwam,don't quote mu biko
kedu ka i mere ada oma?
okwa i nwetara ozim?

Mortiple i si na o bu Mbe kwuru ihe a ka o bu osa?
Mbe a na akwo umu ya na azu? odika i nwuru rum mebiri emebi?
Dim ukwu,e merem di tin,a maghimkwam ihe ji nkita onwu?okwa emma godsent na gmail nke com
lezie anya nke oma

Nne m gwalum si na
O na aga nwoke luta agboghobia,o chupu agadi
when a man marries a new younger bride,he forgets the old bride
Mana umu nwoke chefulu na
A tufuo aziza na abali,mgbe chi foro,a chowa ya.
when you throw away your broom at nite,when its dawn,you wud surely look for it
O gbatoro Umu nwoke na Uche na
Mmanya na akanye nka,o na atonwanye uto
the older the wine,the better the taste
lol
o bu nnem muru mu
Echelon,Youngies,Mortiple,Kashiff,Nwakaibe . . . . .a nam atu unu aka n'iru.
rubi,i ka na eme weekend?
@Chika,ndeewo na ulo ilu ndi igbo.

what Does "etido" mean sef?

lol
ndi "Ndokwa" make una forgive me in advance
Well,whats the meaning of "Ndokwa" ?because i can easily say:
NNeokwa=mother of all "okwa's"
But then "Ndokwa"
Then for ABS onitsha,no day passes without the mentioning of "Ndokwa"
it goes like this:
anyi bu ndi ezi na ulo Okeke okafor,ji obi nwute were na ekwu maka onwu gburu. . . . . . . . .etc
ka nkpuru obi ya zuru ike na ndokwa
Ndokwa = peace ma obu nnukwu "cemetry"

rotflmao
unu chotakwa ego ahu ngwa ngwa biko,uchem di na di vacation big time
hmmn,nshi uguru na ekpo oku dalu.nkowa gi dababra adaba na context e jiri kwuo di okwu
@Topic,onye buru chi ya uzo,o gbagbuo onwe ya na oso.
if one tries to be faster than his god,he wud keep running all through his lifes' journey and Yet NEVER wud he meet up
unu a gakwara uka sef?

lol
Odika "danke" a bu Jenny
Jenny na waooo,gi na seun were ihe nun na azo sef,biko gwa anyi word
@all ubochi uka oma.ka izu uka ohurua diri anyi nile nma

Bush meats are expensive oooooo
check out meat vendors on the highway,you might be lucky to get whatever you want or get a hunter,tell him what u want and he wud get it for you.

lol

Ozugo.

Ikenna
blackspade,nice pics

Yeah,some people wont be going nowhere

rofl
Thought Lysaa opened a thread for him and did Seun show up?NO
well,hes the boss,if hes intrested am sure he wud PM you

na wao
This is terrible