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iou111:
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what subtle and extremely polite strategy would u employ in correcting your dad's embarrassing habit (e.g table manners, phone etiquette)

if its just embarrassing habits _{like you said,to me it isnt embarassing,anyway} i wud accept them like that.who cares If its something important like alcoholism or a bad habit dangerous to their health,which they are addcited to,then i wud talk with them in love. .jokinly sha.it seriously needs care and caution to do so .

fataiiyo:
No fewer than 60 abandoned babies were found at different locations in Lagos State in the last one year, the Special Adviser to the state governor on Youth, Sports and Social Development, Dr. Dolapo Badru, has said.


He said this at the ministerial news conference to mark one year of Governor Babatunde Fashola in office at the weekend. According to him, many of the babies were below three years of age with many of them picked up from the streets and refuse dumps, adding, “One of these children was the abandoned baby girl found in a canal around Ifako, Ogba in December 2007 by a good Nigerian.


“The government has since taken the baby to Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja for medical treatment while others had since been referred to the state motherless babies’ homes for proper care,” he said.


As parts of its efforts to give the abandoned babies love and care, the Special Adviser said the government gave some of the children out to some parents on adoption. He noted that 117 children had been adopted by interested members of the society and that the state government had generated over N8 million as revenue on adoption.

is that figure for real?
where does it end up?

Ekele diri gi Jisos.If not for you,ole ihe m kara ime today?I di nma,I di tooo nma for me ! dalu onye huru m na anya.

lol
am fine.missssssssssed you plenty. glad to have you back

Echelon,heheeee o dikwa egwu.okwu ka i kwuru.

@Topic,onye na achu nkita na nsi,o choro i ri nsi
he whos chasing the dog from eating shyte wud he eat the shyte?

Ala a dighi nma bu uru ndi nze
nke a bunu ilu ka o bu akpalaokwu?
Kashiff,Youngies,Mortiple na ndi ozo. . . .iyi a gaghi eri anyi

Ikomi:
Someone is practising play writing, whereby u create a dialogue.

Nne ji si ike.   

You are creative. 

iwu onye anwuru 
someone is perfecting his acts in soliloqy    .
Nna jide ka iji 
lol Ikomi longesttttttttt time.echekwam ma ikuku a parala ogodo gi(wrapper)lol.ndeewo 
Pres na agbazi oso ahia na somalia  its not easy to be Papa ejima. jisie ike inu pres,lol

igbo awo bite onye o buka hia?otu rove 

gunpoint:
pastor oooo
pastor wife ooooo
choir master ooooo
sauce kid oooooo
ifysaucekid oooooo
ak 47 oooooo
all na one!!!!

mean while
turkey
if u nvr stil die die finish,
ya days don numba,
oya begin count am. . . .

Gunny dear what is this suppossed to mean

you don dey smoke cheap weed again abi ?

Yeah,the phase of fun has fazed.Remain sweet

@Topic,Lace

lol
doo(sorry) got 2 ooo,Ok?am familiar with warfy ways,lol i be proper sapele pikin,jappa town for lyfe

clemcykul:
buahahhahah lol tyte joke!

*buys pants for da pantless fillies*

lol and another long buhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

so na just cos of these two dry semi demi mini jokes you come open up a new thread?
list of jokes indeed
lol,ass seed they are nice BUT keep them coming

ask him
are you deola ? you guys are confusing and confuzzling

do what?

Ikomi moduranshiiiiiii
o dika o rejectiri di offer lol Ikomi iwe gi adila oku bukokwa.
Fake is fine.hes just doing his landing and take off na crotchet mu ugbua
yes,Ynot na mooshege biara around briefly for sometime.o nweghikwa ihe na emezi ebe a like that,you didnt miss lot ! ala a juola oyi. Pres keeps complaing of ihe "nri umu aka na ada na ahia" lol onye makwa motive na reason o jiri gazie Somalia now . . .o ruola nke otu ahu
Ok.i trust you.buko gba Romyy ose hausa na anya,infact tinye ya tatshi ndi ofe mmanu he deserves it.
nne we missed you biko

oziomatv:
@ OsunAmazon,
Rumor says that you're HOTFUNMI, how could that be when I felt that am responding to my fellow man not knowing it's a female Hotfunmifire for that matter?

rotflmao
you aint seen nothing yet,keep cool

lmao
a kpochabeghim di roll call
Oziomatv luru nwa ofe mmanu Toh,o gba ya alukwaghim,infact di asa kwaturu ara ozioma tupu o hapu ya.lol o nwuturu ara ya flat
Faketan a lara retirement na crotchet m final. he sends his regards.
Darfur ka nokwa around na eme O.P.P.ndi agadi ekwe nka.
Pres just dey.Ikuku ! ohu ocha ocha,ohu oji ojie .ajo usu
Romy. . .heheheeeeeee i manu how far hes still looking for the real juilet.
BabyO hmmn owuzi sheniqua ugbua
nke Ikomi wu d worst. . .e mere ya moduranshi na NL.Ikomi moduranshi

heheeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nne quote me anywhere,ujo adighim
Presido1 and 2 biara nga kwue hoha na i muora ya umu ejima.even o kere pounds nga,anyi niile mecha parti and we even had to choose names for the twins.d okwu awughi kwa ihe nta. . . .Ynot na moonshege sef all came out from their hiding place the very moment a kpotara aha gi well,ebe i si na i maghi ihe o bula gbasara d umu ejima,we wud assume that "iba ojoo" jidere pres then.
Romyyyy,ole onye kwara gi na o na aju ase gi?asiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii oku
Romy d very busy with umu asa.i hutala nga ono na ikpo umu nwanyi na e miss nwanyi? Romy no na akowori ndu ya jare.i si na i ga echebiri ya? lol o dikwa risky. . .i ga ahukwanu ya.am sure na o jidetela otu juilet ugbua. lol
on a serious note,Romy did ask of you.Tosh a luola nwanyi.Ikomi ka o foro !

heyyyy nnennneigbo nilllllllllllllllle am fine.o tekwala aka.
hmmmn kedu maka umu ejima? i napula ha ara?
nne we missed you,anyi niile minus Romeo

[quote author=hcl_acid link=topic=131583.msg2220069#msg2220069 date=1209843378]@ify
how u dey na? salsa is great isn't it? i love it too much. [/quote]ofcos babe,nothing is like salsa. . .it steps ahead of all steps
where have you been?ooooh dear old ass seed

tessybaby:
Jokes section is really a bore now
i remember those good old days of migines, ituen, sam miller, saucekid, clemcy, kronky, showbobo, tope, mimiko, aiphie, naijagurly,

where is my name where is ma hubbys name. . .Gunny4life? where is ma BFs name Tj? where is TT names.
lmao but on a serious note,its sooooooooooo boring in here now

acidrop:
and u leave to tell your tale, God loves u ooooooooo, some don't get that oppotunity.

word ! ! !

@poster,are you repentant Now or you are just bothered cos the jazz isnt working again?
If you are truly repentant,then go back to your maker,God,he alone wud direct you to the right path.Cry to God,confess your sins and ask for forgiveness.Then sin no more.maybe you wud have to confess to your hubby,dont be scared to do so,you need to get him to forgive you.I pray you find peace and forgivenes from God.goodluck.

This is no news.am sure the girl never saw the forewalls of the said school.she prolly paid someone to write her jamb and Neco.Sad as it might be,You really don't have to attend classes in Nigeria anymore. . .students got choices now,lots of it.you either get someone do it for you,you do it yourself or your Money talks.i believe shes in the last group,her money talked for her.
Too bad and embarrassing.Now its not just about the girl, many unanswered questions:
how did she get her O'levels and Jamb?
what about the Jamb pre screening and test?
who were her lecturers ?
who really goes home with the blames?student,lecturer,govt,parents
Terrible. . .things fall apart ! ! !

mace

Ihe niile banyere m na emetu chukwu na obi,echiche udo na oganiru ka o na echerem mgbe dum.O gaghi ekwe ka echiche ndi iro mezue,amara ya bara uba na ndum.dalu eze Jisos !

Ole ihe na eme nu?truly oku di over,nsogbu adighi.
@Topic,ndi m na azo ndu,ndi na azom ndu
ilua e kweghim nghota ma o bu nkowa,unu nyere m aka.

ChineyeM ndeewo.ya gazie !
Pres ole onye gbara oso abiola? o dika i maghi na oku di over ndi ji nwanyi na umuaka na threadia dizi too much,plus ndi nwanyi jisie ike bad bad Nan na cerelac dizi onu now,NL a ga agwu school fees ka o ga azuta indomie?
lol.
i missed you ooooh ^{dika nwanne ukwu buko}
umu igbo o na o weghi onye gara ala owerri recently?ole Romy sef?Romy i nawa o na i naghi eru owerri?you must ofcos,owu ebe e nwere d best babes and wherever umu asa no(juilet) there must nweriririrrrrrrrrrrrrrri a Romoe there.
a chorom i confirm akuko m nuru,na taxi ala owerri bu "ntu oyi" ala a chowara igba m oooh.somebody say something pls.
Ya gaziere anyi niile na Izu uka ohuru a.

onye na echerem ezi echiche mgbe dum dalu.ebum na obi gi mgbe dum na ndu m bu ngozi oganihu na amara.dalu Jisos

ayusman you too enter me today oooh
buh bye and have a nyashfull weekend.

lmao
i know you wud  
its been fun having you guys around,got to go 4 my salsa lesson and maybe a bla bla bla afterwards   happy weekend all.      
_{come back lily livered men,the thread is still on}  

whoever that posts again after me is a confirmed,stated and stamped "mofo"
heheeeeeeeeee let me see  

B4 the rigging who were the first three runners up?

ayusman16:
_{My dirty smelly yansh is a delicacy to Ify. The yansh licker specialist}

wonderful. ! ! !
Iyeme ! all 4 me  
you guys dont want to leave this thread abi?

*** releases a poisonous fart and takes off fast !