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echelon:
Cricket/Abuzu/Nte,

Just confirmed over the phone that Nte and Abuzu are not exactly the same though they are both of the cricket family. Abuzu is bigger in size and more fleshy and is the edible one.
I also learnt that Nte is also the name of a very small rat commonly called oke amusu, the one that eats human flesh if you don't wash your hands after eating that delicious "onughu" soup and "akpu" at night 

Igbo Kwenu!!!

lol.onye m juru si na a na akpo ya oke belguim ! o si na ha si belguim bia 

@Motiple,a gaghim agwa my horseband as long as na i gaghi agwa your whipwife 
udo diri gi too.
@Topic,onye lee ka ozu dewere ihu,o begbuo onwe ya na akwa
if one looks at the shape of the face of the dead,he wud cry himself to death
Ihe di onye nkpa ka o na ekwu
everyone says what is important to him/her
@mmadu nile,weekend oma nu.
_{o nwere onye huru Fake,ha biko gwa ha na obi a gbawalam}

Ikomi:
Igbo Good Day.

Onwere onye huru Nwando?

wepukwa aka enwe na ofe,Ikomi
o gini na eme gi sef?onye anwuru

toshmann:
agreed
bikonu nyenu notice oge obula ikomi luru nwanyi, ka boys make-ia movement

still on d marrra.e chekwam na isi na i chehariala abi luo nwanyi?
Lol ,Mbe ha ndi coat !

biko o nwere onye huru Fake oooh kemgbe abali ato ugbua
Fake ooooooooooh Romy,Ikomi,Pres biko ikpere m di na ala,onye huru ya gwa ya biko,ya lotazie.Fake ooooooh,loving cant done.

see question

it doesnt sound like a good idea to me.what happens to the wives,mothers and children

onye ezi omume nani gi bu Chi.nara ekele m buru bia.abu oma ka m ga aburu gi site ebighebi rute ebighebi.i bu Okaka !

peeps in*
Slyvex,Bblak,Rockie,seun001,suacekid,victor4u,Kooldamsel. .
life is goooooooood.

happy birthday hot babe.all da best !

@Poster,nothing stops you from being married and pursuing your life goals eg education.Both can be managed well at same time.it has worked for most people.

dalu nu.a jurum abt the "nte" and like Echelon said,a gwaram na obu "cricket" too.

@Topic,a chua aja ma a hughi udele,a mara na ihe mere na ala mmuo.
when a sacrifice is offered and there is no vulture around definitely something is wrong in the spirit world

Mortiple ilu nkata gi a agbogho gawa nka,bois agbalaga

igbo looooow
@Helmeeeeet ndeewo.aha gi nkea di egwu.ole udika helment iwu?helmet eji eze mmiri,mgbo egbe ka o bu helment nke . . . .juo Tosh
ya gaziere gi.

ole ihe mega happen?o dika nsi ji mmadu nile na threadia.lol
wishing everybody hia a happy and stressless nsi session day.

GC,you know i miss you,you know it do hope that all is well?.remain blessed !

I choro i ri nsi now?
me,afo gulder?lol o di nma.time wud tell

but wait oooo,this one bukwa another method of getting a flat afo,constant and continous nsi all d tummy fat wud be shitted out
Pres e kwelam nyuo nsi na ahum buko.leave me to go please.

chidi afo nri
all nsi na nsi,there is none greater.ha niile si na otu onu aputa and end up na otu onu too.
thanks for the wishes,surely nsi kam a gaghi akpa m
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

youngies:
Udo dili umu Igbo

Biko, I think it is wrong for nte to be translated as termite, nte from my part of Igbo land is kind of a small bush rat.

Ify, Kashif or mortiple, someone needs to confirm this, bikokwa

N'ezie okwu,a maghim ihe a na akpo nte na oyibo,infact a maghim na o nwere anu a na akpo nte sef.
a jurum auntie m ugbua,o si na nte=ntakiri oke infact o kporo ya oke belguim
a mam na cricket bu abuzu,termite =akika mana ntee,honestly kariri m.i have to ask and laghachi azu hia.

presido1:
so u neffa hear say Monkey no fin but e' mama like am.
I na aga i'nyu nsi? abeg no pocket am.

highest mkpari ! the mkpari of the century 
buy garri.Yes, am proudly going to nyuola nsi.anyi ga ahu mgbe anyi ga ahu.
Ihu Ikomi,Romy,Darfur,tosh,Echelon,Youngies,Kashiff,Mortiple,Ynot,Uche2nna,sheniqua,GC,jennykadry ma o bu nnenneeeeeeeeeeeeeeigboniile,i zie ha ozi oma" ify gara mpochi"

igbo ndeewo nu 

Maka this comment you have made above,mgbe o bula i biara CIV,i would make sure you not just lick the fingers,i would see to it that you suck on it for 1 hr. . . without that,no show 
buko no try frown ihu gi at all at all,i joro njo e ji apu court normally,i biakwa frownia ya now,even Osama would be scared.
Pres say cheeese 

ole ihe a na akpo bye bye na igbo sef?i know its not ije oma errrhm,Ok Pres ka o di.ubochi nta ka anyi chuo na owere nchi 

presido1:
To ma suprise i just ralised that the guy wu onye Arochukwu.

iwu onye apari 
onye Arochukwu i para nsi na aka?fiakwa 
bia Pres be kaiful ooo,o bughikwa maka na mu na gi na etinye aka n'ike na esi n'imi mere i ga eji aba m ime now. ole udi mkpari wu nka? 
infact buy garri.stay alone and continue with akuko nsi gi.
hisses 

lmao
Pres i choro i gbum
unu biakwa nuru akuko ,akuko nsi for that marrra
buko tell me,did the guy,maya aka na akpa weputa d ube nsi?
ihe na eme nu uwa

Thank you Jesus for the lives of Efuah,Zandra 1 and Pepeye.your awesome grace is sufficient for us all.Amen

Jehovah Jireh,i nyekwala m ya ozo.Dalu eze Jisos.Ebube Isreal,i togbugom

presido1:
what is NSI? if i may ask.

hmmn on a second thought though,o gini ka i na eche na nsi bu?
i just hope na o bughi ihe m na eche na i chere now ooooh
i sincerely hope so

lmao.
pres i naghizi ekwu okwu,o dika o bughi nanim ka nsi ji sef  
pres a gala mpochi oooooooh !
happy mpochi session i wish you  

i si na enyi gi na eme wedding?jiri gi mere best nwoke?cheeei onye ahu a maghi your profile at all. . , i pity the babes at the bachelors eve.

presido1:
what is NSI? if i may ask.

ole onye i na aju?i maghi ihe wu nsi?i richa ajo ofe ahu i na eri ole ihe i na eme ya?i naghi aga mpochi?a jukwala udika ajuju ahu again.
NSI = MPOCHI ok a chefurum na i bu bush man,in your bush man language Nsi = latrine

presido1:
what if i dey for wheelchair
Abeg na chara m d' somffin in a chamfa way. when i get rid of the wchair we can go hell wire
ndia choro i snatchiri gi from fake? i di sure na owughi onye swiss na ede ihe ahu onu m sharrrrrrap.
I go come for sure, ma man d wed so na be the best mannnn. u want to be the best woman?
less i forget wetin nwando said bout umu nwanyi Nairaland lol

Nsi na akpam buko.
for the last time,a maghim onye bu nwoke swiss a maghim onye zuru ma password were logua in dee ihe awu.o bughim,ifyalways dere dat thing,owu ifysometimes,i guess na odere ihe wu mgbe o nwuru kai kai.a julam abt dat again buko.
lol Nwando si na umu nwanyi NL bu ndi onyu nsi eg ME.ole ihe i ji ajum sef?eze asiri

Pres nsi na akpa m.   oge eruola m ga akwusi e ri beans sef   the disgrace a dila 3 much  
Pres gwam gwam gwam,gwam udika nsi m ga anyu now?  
1. GHOST NSI
The kind where you feel the nsi come out, but there is no nsi in the toilet.

2. CLEAN NSI
The kind where you nyuoma d nsi iout, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

3. WET NSI
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels n-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt na your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

4. SECOND WAVE NSI
This happens when i nyuchara nsi and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to nyuola some more.

5. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD NSI
The kind where you Strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

6. LINCOLN LOG NSI:
The kind of nsi that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it ntakiri ntakiri with the toilet brush.

7. GASSY NSI
It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

8. DRINKER'S NSI
The kind of nsi you have the morning after a long night of drinking. N jiri mara ya bu skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

9. CORN NSI
The kind of nsi where the corn looks like raisins in a muffin.

10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-NYUOLA NSI NSI:
The kind where you want to nyuola nsi but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

11. SPINAL TAP NSI:
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.nke a na fu ncha.

12. WET CHEEKS NSI
(The Michael Schumacher nsi): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with mmiri.

13. THE DANGLING NSI:
This nsi refuses to drop in the toilet even though na i nyuchala. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

14. THE SURPRISE NSI:
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* - nsi oku !

pres nsi jim badly  

izeek:
its time we start some kind of program that helps underpriviledged ones here in naija, maybe some youth empowerment thing. people with same mind should think this tru,and come up with some kind of idea. am down for real.

you really dont have to start something big b4 you help.look around you,surely there are little things you can do that wud put a smile to someones face and heal a heart.
nice idea still !

lmao.

presido1:
O'kwa ejim nwayo nwayo na eme d'press up lol
ok next time owu gi ga e'press m .
ma obu anyi anoro chamfa.

ole ka i'mere?

You for tell fake to reply the person and get his contacts before u spill the bean. You don act like mofo for this one.
Infact u no be ifyalways i know again

first,gi na onye na eme press up?
chamfa for what?i maghizi na ihe na egwu now wu " one leg up"? arumbaa stylee
jukwa Romy,egwu eji now bu "one leg up" or " aka abuo na ala,okpa abuo na elu"
lol,Fake don reply ppl so tay him don tire.ihe nkea digwa egwu,boiss ndi amu nko,pluesee "i have been taken,tooken and tooked" lol make una no pour sand for my garri ooooooh.
Pres ole otu i mere dearie?rove you rots. i ga na abiakwa?

Ibe anyi nmanma nu !
O digo nma already.
@Youngies,o dika i gara enu ugwu?location gi a gbanwela,ije oma nwanna mana Buko,i lotawa, e chefula i zutaram okpa 9th mille.very very important.
@Echelon,ya gazie.anotukwanu,anyi a gbatu egwu.a naghi ano otu ebe a kiri mmanwu you dont stay at a spot to view the masquerade.
@Kashiff,ole ije?well,mmanwu ulaga a naghi aputa mgbe o bula.Kashiif Ulaga ! deeje.
@Mortiple,this last ilu,lol Tufia na ngwere na agba aji. . .aru.anyi ga a support ndi di anyi,ndi di anyi ga eleta anyi anya,mee ihe kwesiri na ha ga eme and not vice versa! isee.
@Topic, o bu oke no na ulo gwara oke no na ohia na azu di na ngiga
It is the rat inside the house that told the one in the bush that there is fish in the basket

presssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss stop pressing me.
goodmorning NNa anyi ukwu.

umu igbo hi Xcept mmadu abuo.

Ikomi:
My brother I wonder? Ochoro ulatara nwanyi nno na di ogu. Juo ya ma o witnesiri di alulu.

The boy ga akpa su kwam iwe soon.  What if Nwando decides to come to lovely Ikomi, which means the guy ga adaba na atlantic.

And giwan u need to be careful, that u supported me now does'nt mean we've turned friends. 

Eweghim enyi, except nwado baby. 

Pres isim akwonaghi aha,  . Ngwan kam lee ihe nga eme now? 

Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres

Just a piece of advice before I leave, "onye achona uka"   

mgbe O bula GC jiri gacha bia,m ga a musturururrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru quote gharia gi now.onye anuru 

romeo:
Eji m enyi gi eme kwanu gini?

Ajuju?ole udika relationship di na etiti ijiji(housefly) na nama(cow) lol  o buru na i maghi,owu udika affair gi na Ikomi na eme now.unu abuo di onwe unu nkpa.iwem bu na a maghim onye bu ijiji ma o bu nama in this case.

presido1:
Romanus dikwa kiaful, ikomi bi na Brighton, ebe ahu ka ndi gay jiri may be, who knows
Ikocrazy ele gi now. I'na enwete kwa onwe gi.

ole otu i si mara na obi na Brighton?asiri wont kill you. 

ole onye kporo onwe ya Iyke419?onye ahu kpachara anya ooooh.unu a hula,boiss che na owu my email addy kam posturu were bia na e flood m with love stories na poem.  Iyke419 hapu m aka oooooo 
highest iwe di na obim now.e needirim akwa a suru asu(pounded egg) to cool down.o nwere onye nwere ya hia? 

ochebee Idoma babe in d house

1 9ja,Up 9ja

Youngies deeeje. N'ezie okwu a naghi ekpuchi afo ime aka.Mortiple ilu nke a bukwa fire.
Kashiff na echeguy ole ije?

@Topic,Osi eziri anuru oku erugo eluig

O gini bu na unu a choghi i hapu my prisoner love Faketan aka bikonu  unu hapu Fake ka o nu uto di thing now 
Tosh dikwa kiaful.ole ihe i mere mean by na Fake ji nomba Felimbombo?i don't want to believe na i sorola Ikomi nuwwa anuru.
Pres o nwere ka i ga esi kwwuoo okwwwwwwu here eeeeh,this your impending visit would b called off.  norokwa jii now elseeeee. . . . .no more CIV. 
Romy ihu rove in d air buko tufue ihu gi.infact anytime i nuru isi love just mee "eyes left"  ret rove leign prease.
Ikomi heeheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   ga luo nwanyi,last man standing. 

romeo:
LoL , ikomi adi ole? iji na ede unu ebe nile!

ofcos you know na aha gi di be ahu.Ikomi,Romy,Pres na darfur unu ka Pastor Tosh na agwa.
ngwanu o foro naanim nga.Fake e nyela m super fly na super six,ka m ga hie ura. ututu oma nu