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Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 4:02pm On May 03, 2008
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Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 4:01pm On May 03, 2008
saucekid:
who dey close thread?
who dey ask question?
ayusman16:
Says who? Yansh licker i guess? tongue
who get the dirty yansh?
Obo like you  cheesy

i know what you are thinking of now,dirty mind,pluz i meant monkey  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:55pm On May 03, 2008
Ok
ibkaye,we don do offering for you,your thread don grow finish.lets go to anoda thread.  cheesy


DANGER!THREAD DECLARED CLOSED! THANK YOUS FOR YOUR TIME
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:44pm On May 03, 2008
Cadet:
See this yeye woman grin Which pic did you see? tongue That was just illusion jare. You didn't see anything. Hope school is going great for you oh. *puts on my strict voice* Hope your eyes are roaming the books instead of the men's basaki.
grin
Yeah,Artists sketch b4 they draw.illusions arent so far from the reality.  cool
am trying now maam,trying so hard to look at my books and not bulges  tongue its all goodall work and no play . . . . perharps one day,i should show you my "illusions too"  cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:40pm On May 03, 2008
ibkaye:
@ayus
her teeth did fall out jare, e kpele ify, i had to buy her a new set all because of you angry grin
you did believe i even kissed the anus?  embarassed now you gonna make me  cry cry cry cry
oh my poor and fragile heart has been shattered,am gonna cry you a river now  cry embarassed sad

cry                  cry               cry                   cry                             cry                               cry
           grin                     cheesy               grin                    cheesy                            cheesy                           grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:37pm On May 03, 2008
ayusman16:
@Ibk, Ify is not complaining. Abi u wan taste? talk true
come ,come if you dare type/call ma name again. . .i wud send amadioha to scatter that your system.what da hell is my biz with your anus?  angry angry angry                  cheesy

ibkaye:
@ayusman
taste ke, the stench alone will rot my teeth, abeg, i'll pass grin cheesy
told him ooooooh
even pigs wud reject it.  cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Ugliest Male Nler by ifyalways(f): 3:33pm On May 03, 2008
who got the crown and staff ?
who is the ugliest male NLDER huh

any results yet? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:29pm On May 03, 2008
sincity:
This thread is too populated

*trys to post but like 100 post just dey enter* angry

Again
yako cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:28pm On May 03, 2008
ayusman16:
She's been hiding inside my anus
keep dreaming ! anus my nyash grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:26pm On May 03, 2008
ibkaye:
which thing? tongue
thank yousss,i was abt to ask too .
Mr lecturer which "thing" ?  tongue

Toyinnnnnnnnn babe,i've so busy in school.dont come online often anymore,lol i missed you,saw your pics. . .  wink now i understand, african queen !  kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:19pm On May 03, 2008
chisimdi:
@ifyalways,nwanne u just reminded me of 1 of my favourite stuff,acholam d tin na ngam no, ma ahubom ya.LOL grin grin grin grin grin grin
eyaaaah ,eyaaaah,eyaaaaah,eyaaaaaaaaah
ndo,sorry,e kpele,Yako, sanu.  . , . .finish up  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:16pm On May 03, 2008
The Pope:
from the abundance of the mind, the mouth speaketh  grin
thank youssssssssssssssssss   cheesy
from the abundance of legs undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:14pm On May 03, 2008
sincity:
ifyalways_ _ _
werrrrrrrrrrin happens?  cheesy
oya sorry,ndo e kpele,sanu,yako.  . . .    kiss kiss kiss     angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:12pm On May 03, 2008
saucekid:
@ ibkaye
nice one girl kiss kiss

@ the rest of una
make una dey critisize dey go grin
heheeeeeeeeeeeeee
you have beeen dying to kiss dis babe,now you don get opportunity.Oya Re-kiss again.U fit no get dat chance after now.Ibkaye wrapper  cheesy


@sincity,dont come crying here.no time for sentiments.lol i no fit say sorry abeg  cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:09pm On May 03, 2008
lol
kwuliwkuli na ground, fried,dried, roasted, smoked, ekpa moulded into balls like petty mini kpof kpof and doughnuts,it takes like an Xpired Pizza  grin
Ask around  cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:02pm On May 03, 2008
who you dey ask ? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 3:00pm On May 03, 2008
ayusman16:
@Ify, your mind can never be cleansed until u wash your mind with harpic!
Ok
Just like your anus can never be cleansed unless you stop eating boiled kwulikwuli  tongue

sincity,vamooooooooooooooooose from here b4 you get swept away by forces above you .
was that Ninglish you spoke/typed or was it kingfuswahili revised edition huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Ugliest Male Nler by ifyalways(f): 2:54pm On May 03, 2008
Lol-ing cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 2:50pm On May 03, 2008
Olorioko who ask you?
***busy body,you go soon soji * * * * cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 2:47pm On May 03, 2008
ayusman16:
@Ify

Any mind dirty reach your own wink
not since i got washed with Klin Xtra power and Jik.
old things have passed away dude cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Pastor Vs Choir Master! by ifyalways(f): 2:43pm On May 03, 2008
[quote author=hcl_acid link=topic=130812.msg2217888#msg2217888 date=1209796004]@gunpoint
prison outbreak!!![/quote]shocked shocked shocked ass seed where are you coming out from? shocked shocked shocked
welcommmmmmmmmmmmme cheesy
Culture › Re: Spell Your Name In Japanese! by ifyalways(f): 2:37pm On May 03, 2008
LMAO
mine is Kiludokatameikadoari cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Eyah Eyah Eyah by ifyalways(f): 2:28pm On May 03, 2008
hmmmn uhmmmm undecided
nice joke for dirty minds tongue
lol,abeg dont quote me jare,its kool cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Message From Me by ifyalways(f): 2:25pm On May 03, 2008
saucekid:
first of all,
na who change my signature? angry grin


secondly of all
wetin i do when them change am?
abi na crime if i say i go rise again?
LMAO
whos this rattttttttttttttttttttttttttttt in here? grin
dry bones shall rise again !
Jokes Etc › Re: Message From Me by ifyalways(f): 9:43pm On May 02, 2008
kay9:
grin grin grin Like hell!
you wud be da first to be thrown away grin angry angry angry

Sam milla am fine.whats up with ya huh hope you are back 4 good?am fine,doing ma work as the chairlady and first lady of kukuviland angry grin angry grin angry
Jokes Etc › Re: English Words You've Heard That Are Surely Not In The Dictionary, Please Add. by ifyalways(f): 9:32pm On May 02, 2008
bla bla bla
kukuvi land
jokilsitic
rots of rove
wowo face.

Have a good day Mrs headmaster ! grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Johnny by ifyalways(f): 9:29pm On May 02, 2008
lmao
smart Johnny.
Jokes Etc › Re: Magic Kitchen by ifyalways(f): 9:26pm On May 02, 2008
tolotolo !
Jokes Etc › Re: Granpa's Advice by ifyalways(f): 9:19pm On May 02, 2008
Ohilebo i lovvvvvvvvvvve alphie if you no like am go chop sand. angry angry grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Message From Me by ifyalways(f): 9:03pm On May 02, 2008
They are constituting a nuisance to the bonafide sons and daughters of kukuvi land . i need to discuss with my Hubby and hunny,the Military adminstrator of kukuviland,Dr gunny4lyfe  kiss angry angry . . . .those iilegal and unwanted immigrants got to go.

angry            angry                   angry                             angry                           angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Pastor Vs Choir Master! by ifyalways(f): 8:52pm On May 02, 2008
oh lawdyyyyy all those kissess for me. kiss
Clems you remain da bomb and da best kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss cool,calculated and fun to be with

Sauce go fry sandy soil chop. angry angry angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: I For Be A Yankee By Now by ifyalways(f): 2:15pm On May 02, 2008
embarassed

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