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Jokes Etc › Re: Do You Wanna Tell Him, Or Should I ? by ifyalways(f): 7:11pm On Feb 07, 2008
Lol-ing and Fart-ing loudly grin cheesy grin
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 7:08pm On Feb 07, 2008
who cares abt what you have written on chicken jokes?
i have seen it and moved on.
listen goatie,i dont take no shit from any billy,ok.
its either you apologize or we keep it going.u dont play with a live coal and move away unhurt,nay,it doesnt work that way.
i say,get to know the very monkey that matted the slut that produced you,move over to other sections and construct simple sentences in english,then get back to me idiota.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 7:01pm On Feb 07, 2008
pres a kpasukwala m iwe now. angry angry angry
gini ka i meaniri?
ihe soro unu kwuee,i wont leave faky tongue
no allegation + asiri cant seperate us.o dee eshi 4 live grin

pres i mere olia?ole maka amuazu ma o buru ikomi
Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by ifyalways(f): 6:55pm On Feb 07, 2008
@web,but you were in the mood to pick on me when i was talking with clemcy.that was not enough,you had to dare me too?boi,get in the mood joo tongue
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 6:51pm On Feb 07, 2008
umigbo ndeewo nu.
fromuk+pres guu evering cheesy
uncle Ikomi,long tyme no anya.deeje kiss
otele hmmmmmmmn ok.ndeewo.
faky kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

bukonu unu ama na Chief Osita Osadebe a nwuola?infact a nuru m na a ga eli ya echi sef cry cry cry cry cry
iwe na ewe m,pres,anyi a gahizi ahu na cloud 10,shifted to cloud 9 wink
ohaneze aka m di na elu. kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by ifyalways(f): 6:46pm On Feb 07, 2008
what was the topic again huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 6:44pm On Feb 07, 2008
@kola oloye errrrrrrrrrrr no p.just buzz me and lets get the damn golf going. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: True Talk by ifyalways(f): 6:38pm On Feb 07, 2008
@dustbin,am never scared or afraid of calling a fool a fool.
you stepped on a live coal the moment you jumped into a word i addressed to clemcy.
whatever guy,am down with it and one last word,address me only when i address you,else . . . ."as you like it"  grin ciao
Jokes Etc › Re: Chicken Jokes by ifyalways(f): 6:23pm On Feb 07, 2008
[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=110276.msg1928037#msg1928037 date=1202349693]Then who will be the scape goat[/quote]you ! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mentally Matured Guy Wanted. by ifyalways(f): 6:19pm On Feb 07, 2008
hehe.
ask zignorr nah. cheesy
how have you been?dont forget ma name in the aso-ebi list oooooh wink
@poster,hope you have found, sister?
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 6:17pm On Feb 07, 2008
@Kashiff ndewo.
@youngies awwwwwwww a maghikwam na Osadebe a nwuola. cry cry cry cry
what a loss cry cry cry cry eze higlyfe.

cry cry cry cry cry
sad sad sad sad sad sad
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:07pm On Feb 07, 2008
@sincity hmmmmmmmn,ok
@gunpoint,saucekid huh
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:04pm On Feb 07, 2008
folly69:
@ify u call me goat,monkey,son of a bi, t haba only me 1,i must b 1 heck of a breed  grin grin bt seriuosly why don't u decide and stop behavin like a bush baby.  u  know truly my mom is a B.I.T.C.H (Babe In Total Control of Herself) and she still is, me am a dawg accepted nd am proud of it please explain your background daughter of a swine smiley
folly69:
probably u ar still in school not to worry i'll b waitin bt really am not good @ callin people names especially parents so i still extend my hand of friendship let it end. wink cheesy
folly69:
this no battle man just frustration in the making. tongue
i have told you billy,get to know the monkey out of the bunch that patronized the slut that threw you out and come back here.till you do that,its finito from ma ends.
once again,keep your flea and jigga infested hands of friendship to people that so need it.you can only flock with ya type so goatieee,i don't need your acquaintanceship for anything.you don't measure in any way up to the standards of ma cobbler,ok.now talk a walk.
talking of frustration,item,if you are fed up with the miserable and hopeless hell of a lyfe you are in now,save yourself d stress,go bath with 100 litres of fuel and move to hades.
once again,am getting bored with ya rantings here,know what goatiee?,move over to the politics,health,biz or family section.i dare you,move over, son of a generational slut,and learn how to compose simple sentences in english.  grin
consult ya micheal west dictionary and get back,beni oui-oui ! grin
Health › Re: Help My Husband! by ifyalways(f): 5:47pm On Feb 07, 2008
@poster,you have a great role to play too.
get closer to him like never before.talk with him abt his work/biz intrests.share his pains and gains,get too attentive,listen to him,encourage him like never before.
dress indoors in those sexy outfits he likes.seduction,strip tease,use every means you can to make him look forward to sex.if he likes porn movies(b4) get it and watch it with him.sex should not just be limited to bedroom again,go for the bathroom,etc.go out,have dinners,light candles in the bedroom and also pray to God,i believe everything wud be ok.
let him see a specialist,take the prescribed drugs and all will fall into place again.goodluck.
Jokes Etc › Re: Female Rules by ifyalways(f): 5:33pm On Feb 07, 2008
@sincity,no stress tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen In Washington by ifyalways(f): 5:16pm On Feb 07, 2008
ROTFLMAO grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 10:37pm On Feb 06, 2008
hehe ndi a egbuo ndia hia.
ochi front na back seat teeth wan kill me hia.
hehe,let me balance well and enjoy. tongue

presssssssssssss see you in . . . . . . cloud ten.
iwe ga egbu someppl now. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
abeg umu igbo ka chi foo nu.
otu rove kiss kiss kiss
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 10:33pm On Feb 06, 2008
ok pres,o nwere ihe m choburu iju gi mana ka o di echi grin
faky nno here with me so ujo adighi m .

ngwanu kellerem madam na amuazu.aka m na ukwu d na elu in greeting as usual.
bye garrrrrrri.ka ututu tututara anyi niile ihe oma. kiss

ole nwuye di m iceblue babieeee? kiss kiss,sweetie ka chi foo.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 10:24pm On Feb 06, 2008
fromuk nke ahu gbasara gi.
i chere no o di easy?gaa tryia nu and lee ihe ga eme gi.  grin

unu hapuru m faky oooooooo  sad sad sad sad ,(pres na toshie )
toshie ka chi foo,yie ura ofuma after the day in nga. lol
faky gini na atu gi ujo?oya come home babie lets do our thing jare kiss kiss kiss kiss
pres ka chi foo.kelerem uncle ikomi wink
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 10:13pm On Feb 06, 2008
hmmmmn elegam peoples here anya anya .
Fromuk + pres hehe onye asiri kwuo,onye asiri a kagbuo
toshieeeeeeee a no m ya.infact a nom nma.o nweghi ihe meganu.
be it me,iceblue chi chi ,felicia ooooo,ihe ka nkpa bu na dimkpa faky no nma  kiss  kiss kiss
hehe abeg una oooooo,unu wepu anya here ooooooo  grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:53pm On Feb 06, 2008
hehehe toshieeeeeeeeeee.
egbe na egbe ,all join
ok mee kwerenu na i gaghi nga mana agwo mmadu ato huru. . .
toshieeeeeeeee,ma rove,hapu ije agwo ka ije agwo hapu gi.
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 9:37pm On Feb 06, 2008
Toshieeeeeeeeeeeeee ije nwoke,a dighi easy.nnooo oh.  kiss kiss kiss
i sakwala ahu onye si nga puta? ndo inu.  kiss
let me tell you tosh,if you must move with Faky,i ga agba uche na akpa.a  naghikwa m ekwu na o bu fake tinyere gi na nsogbu a sha but anyhow,nno.
kelekwa faketan na darfur,o bu ya abuo mere i jiri nwe ya freedom today.

pres hapu okwu.ndi m nwe ma onwe ha.  grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Ain't Worth The Time Guyz. by ifyalways(f): 9:05pm On Feb 06, 2008
@poster,dont forget so fast abt your mum and sisters undecided
Romance › Re: Should I Marry Him? by ifyalways(f): 9:03pm On Feb 06, 2008
adeboo:
Well does this guy have the same feeling you have for him too?
Cause it would be pointless u doing all this without your man not having the same feelings.

I don't think u are being materialistic cause there are some times at a certain stage in a girl's life that she wants to date someone who is secured in certain areas of their life, i would do the same.

Girl, maybe u should give this the test of time, am sure it would fall into place.
well said .
@poster,what abt your dads stand?is this guy worth your going against your dads wish?
Celebrities › Re: Robbers Attack 2face Again: Take Jeep by ifyalways(f): 8:53pm On Feb 06, 2008
@topic,too bad for the unlucky chap.he should search inwards,hes not the only rich guy in the block joo  undecided

@Emad,am listening ooooooh.is this how you intend to treat us when we finally bring you home ?  shocked shocked tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by ifyalways(f): 8:48pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . . and mimiko is my sisters aunties mothers son daughter from ma maternal home. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 8:46pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . . errrr ok
as long as it ends with job,no stress. cheesy
Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by ifyalways(f): 8:45pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . . i like you too mimiko kiss but i dislike the landlord of your pants ! sad
Jokes Etc › Re: What Gets U Excited? by ifyalways(f): 8:43pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . .see you see HIV tongue

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