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Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by ifyalways(f): 8:04pm On Feb 08, 2008
poverty is a curse !
@joke funny and thought provoking too
Jokes Etc › Re: Old Mama Youngy by ifyalways(f): 8:01pm On Feb 08, 2008
nice joke but seriously God pass us,make we leave him name out abeg. kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Caring Ituen by ifyalways(f): 7:59pm On Feb 08, 2008
. . .atleast Ituen got something for him babe,bravo !
@joke,lol-ing and fart-ing grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Deer Track by ifyalways(f): 7:56pm On Feb 08, 2008
na waoo.
how blind men take see the track in the first place undecided
anyway,its all goood.
@poster,nice try kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: The Husband Store by ifyalways(f): 7:55pm On Feb 08, 2008
nice joke sha.
but its only the greedy ones that wud get caught tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 7:47pm On Feb 08, 2008
. . . .scumbag your time at the cafe finished or you finished your shift as attendant ?  cheesy
thank heavens its weekend.wish you d best of luck tonight and morrow as you go round the streets of oshodi begging for alms,washing cars or even sweeping hos compds .need to have you around morrow  kiss
make sure you get to know your dad before monday,i would personaly make sure he takes responsibilty of bringing you into the world,goatie.
it has been a pleasure having you pace and fret lass.making you get a micheal west dictionary  grin .hope you have a funfilled weekend drinking the menstrual flow of your LovePeddler of a mum.ciao kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen by ifyalways(f): 7:39pm On Feb 08, 2008
. . . .born by a wife or a concubine huh
Health › Re: What Is The Best And Effective Way To Prevent Pregnancy(no Side/after Effects) by ifyalways(f): 7:37pm On Feb 08, 2008
@oziomatv,hmmmm.
@amsky,i know that iuds are sometimes associated with infections of the uterine cavity and fallopian tubes(esp just after insertion) but to destroy,i dont know abt that.
i think most of us are just scared of it including me wink wudnt go for that option too.
as long as its ok for you,chill babe kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 7:28pm On Feb 08, 2008
. . . . .cos if not for kiss gunpoint wud have angry with you and might have made you lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc › Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2008
@kola,in ma bush village,men make the first move grin grin grin
Tj go to bed and leave me and kola to play wadever game we choose . tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma Gamble by ifyalways(f): 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2008
sincity:
busta, u need too stop picking sides and trying to complete ify's line, ok
be more creative, ok wink
dont get yaself confused dude.

@joke,its so funni grin
Jokes Etc › Re: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by ifyalways(f): 7:20pm On Feb 08, 2008
. . . .you too sef.
i no get wadever you guys are saying but am lmao grin
Jokes Etc › Re: What Gets U Excited? by ifyalways(f): 7:19pm On Feb 08, 2008
. . . .see una see serial killer cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,offer Valids Till Feb 14, 2008 by ifyalways(f): 7:18pm On Feb 08, 2008
. . . .hes somewhere tongue
wanted to ask that too.
Jokes Etc › Re: Men Strike Back by ifyalways(f): 7:17pm On Feb 08, 2008
question ! grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Migines by ifyalways(f): 7:15pm On Feb 08, 2008
[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=109897.msg1934158#msg1934158 date=1202493192]no na ituen second wife wan born this time[/quote]. . . .whats her name precisely tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 7:11pm On Feb 08, 2008
folly69:
so tell me sis how is bizness? grin
hehe.
your fav rhyme way back then.your memory is on the mend now.
irritating piece of shit,you sure still remember ya song for your slut mum  cheesy
wasted sperm,who produced you?who out of the bunch ?
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:59pm On Feb 08, 2008
folly69:
the last time i checked de same monkey did your mom,grandma greatgranma,great great grandma which makes us both seeds of generational LovePeddler only that u continued in de trade. wink
folly69:
look who's talkin hav u told NLD what u do after school, cheesy i guess not.Standing by de corner makin cat calls
ten naira 4 a kiss ,twenty naira 4 de breast and fifty naira 4 de whole package.cheap ass LovePeddler no wonder your pussy is rutting out i can actually put my head in that hell hole that u call a pussy bt really i ain't ready to die. cheesy
coming up gently.
so finally you owed up to the sins of your generation?you still remeber the price  list ?wonders! anyway i aint suprised,you were born,bred and still living in a ghetto where whoredoom rules.
idiota dont dream abt ma pussy,so so out of ya reach,even to clean ma shit,you arent worthy.answer ma question for the last time,have you fonud out the monkey that matted your slut mum?i mean the very monkey out of the rotten bunch that patronized her,you seen him yet,product of a leaked condom.
get to know that and dont forget your mirror,keep looking at it and remember the same old self esteem boosting phrase i told you?. . .you do?say 'i am somebody' billy goat .
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 6:50pm On Feb 08, 2008
hmmmn nwa-uwa,ije love a dighi easy.onye love parala,o parala ya final,ndo buko. tongue

@toshie,biko kwusi imetosi aha faky m na threadia mana dat felimbombo i na ekwu rings a bell.aha nne m ochie bara m bu felicia maybe o kwa mgbe fake na etum aha ka i nuru dat phrase.infact it can either be ifyalways or felimbombo,all na otu onye for otu onye grin cheesy

@faky,ujo adighim.a mam ihe i puru ime.o dee echi joo. kiss kiss kiss kiss

fromuk/pres ole maka ofe gi owu?hope that the akanwu na ogiri helped? tongue
umu igbo chief osita osadebe is laid to rest today.RIP.
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 6:43pm On Feb 08, 2008
echelon:
Youngies, amarago tredi gi a ofuma ofuma. Onweziri ndi na-enomi di tredi ugbua. Ano m na board "culture" we hu ebe edere "***** come show your proverbs skills" . Ihe nke a di egwu!
na waooo.
o gaghi adi ka nke anyi a sha wink
ebe ka i gara kemgbe sef?youngies am sure gara akwamozu chief Osadebe tata.RIP
@pres dalu mana tinye ire gi na oba. tongue

@topic,a nyuko amiri onu,o gba ufufu - - -there is strenght in unity ! kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: True Talk by ifyalways(f): 6:37pm On Feb 08, 2008
sincity:
so suace u are also a sisi from the wainning romanctic section,
little wonder u are playing toughguy. grin
please people use the spellchecker,gawwwwwwwd !

@topic,still Lol-ing jare  cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:35pm On Feb 08, 2008
@busta,sorry,go tru the begining of the thread,maybe you wud understand.

@goatie,where art thou?consulting ya m.w. . . .hehe get the spellings right now,ok.
now tell me,you have met the monkey that matted your LovePeddler mum?dats the news am eager to hear,idiot !
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:30pm On Feb 08, 2008
[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=110468.msg1934020#msg1934020 date=1202491353]i still no dey feel una[/quote]you dont have to worry,i feel ya and thats all that counts. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:29pm On Feb 08, 2008
folly69:
S.O.B
S.OW
goatie, ar u 4 real? now i know u  realy ar STUPID  cool
i say goatie,use the spell checker,its meant for drop outs like you.
talking of stupidity,i wont blame you,it not only runs in ya bloods,it flows in ya veins infact its a generational deficiency,son of a sluttttttttttttttttt !
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:17pm On Feb 08, 2008
folly69:
@ify did u drink from the septic tank or u swallowed shit last night cus your stench is gettin through my server and it stinks terribly. shocked shocked GAAADEEEEEMN grin grin
buhahahahaaaaa goatie.
your m.w is not living up to expectations or your stamp of a brain is yet to booth?
booth in twerp and come back.
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:13pm On Feb 08, 2008
sincity:
That's the spirit, keep it rough and hot, the guys love it like that,
@ ify, i'm feeling u though but u need to be more inconsistent with your words.
Ride on sis. grin
i tell you,dude,take your ass away from this issue,sauce can comment but nay not you,look,jump and pass or get entangled.DONT dare to patronize me please.
the last time i checked too,ifyalways never said she had a bros in Nairaland . cool
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:11pm On Feb 08, 2008
nit-wit ke  huh old skull song i have sang b4,surely ya micheal west is not the doing you any good,idiota.
were you lucky today?you got some coins today,son of a LovePeddler ?  tongue
seen the item that fathered you yet?domestic slut !
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:07pm On Feb 08, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy hehe sauce,i no get word for now. wink
where are they now? the folly dan foyers tongue
ok,make a good use of ya micheal west and come back,numbskull.
am all here 4 you !
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:01pm On Feb 08, 2008
sincity:
so ify u are one of those sisi ass chicks that keep wineing on and of romance section. little wonder u came soft on folly the other time.
PLS, put up a good fight for the people, ok wink
i told you before,go set up a new thread,ok.
i wont leave this slowpoke of folly for you now,nay,it aiint happening.
set up a new thread and spit your rubbish there and  see me there.work at ya spellings too.it stinks ! tongue all those cyber cafe attendants sef
moreso,you are still a lass,got a better fish to fry than you so take a walk,fast !
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 5:58pm On Feb 08, 2008
,  . .back from your hooked on phonics.
back with new words too. grin
son of a LovePeddler,welcome !
able to get the monkey that fathered you,slowpoke.
don't hang here spewing papals,i dare you,move out and make one sensible post elsewhere,goatie.
keep it coming,the ride is getting merrier grin
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 5:50pm On Feb 08, 2008
@busta,thats the new way to go here cheesy
@sauce,no p.as cool as cucumber, i am.
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 5:47pm On Feb 08, 2008
else what dude,look i aint no shaking bitbull ok?
be silly only when its needed,ok.money on who? dude get flying pls.

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