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Jokes Etc › Re: Po! Po! Po! by ifyalways(f): 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . .rather than believing you his son cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Temptation by ifyalways(f): 6:19pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . .was he holding she before ?
you guys are getting me confused undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen by ifyalways(f): 6:17pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . .Am a witness when you said so oooooooooo cheesy
miggy is back for good ppl tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:16pm On Feb 06, 2008
hey gunpoint cheesy cheesy cheesy
nothing dey happen.i only wanted to let the fool learn one lesson.
'you dont throw such stupid jokes at someone esp ME when the person is not online'
hes started it,he wud get it till he either bows to me or bows out of NL cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:10pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
anyways its been fun having my foot up your ass here is a hand of friendship let this end. smiley smiley smiley
sorry i dont shake items from a generation of sluts,wasted sperms,billy goat or kolomental bit**h so take your rotten hand somewhere else.
no way,am enjoying the ride,keep it cruising,slowpoke.
next time,you learn to throw shit jokes to only shit guys like yourself and do so too when the fellow is online,ok.
now,go ask for the monkey that matted your phocking LovePeddler mum and get back here. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 6:04pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
oooooooooooo grin grin why don't bend over and take it like bimbo that u ar . cool
do you actually know the meaning of these words that you copied out from somewhere,slowpoke?doubt you do.get back to the book and see the context where it was used,ok .its so irrelevant here.  grin
whats bimbo,dunbo  cheesy tongue
keep displaying your folly,goatieeeeeeeeee.
were you lucky today?you got some money from touting all over oshodi highway today?  cheesy
spoilt preppie spitting bulls.
if you must copy,billy copy only words that are relevant,ok  grin

folly69:
u ar so lame,am sure your mama must have dropped u on your head while a train was being run on her in de ally
oh sharrrp item of a generational LovePeddler.
get to know which goatie and monkey that produced you first and get back !
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 5:50pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
hope u hav your pen and paper to jot de words down stupid oh yeah why don't u ask your mama who your real dad is cus i remember a pigmie freind dumpin some wasted sperm in her de same time u where conceived. cheesy
i said use the spell checker slowpoke.use it,its meant for morons like you !
keep dreaming you had a mum,i say dream on.
your background is an open case,wont waste a moment on it.when you are able to tell me which monkey out of the rotten bunch tha patronized the she-goat that produced you,get back to me. grin
still use the spellchecker kolomental son of a bi**h.
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 5:45pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
hope u hav your pen and paper to jot de words down stupid oh yeah why don't u ask your mama who your real dad is cus i remember a pigmie freind dumpin some wasted sperm in her de same time u where conceived. cheesy
goooood.so you took it to parental levels?ok.lets have it then
nyway dont even expect less from you cos you specialize in nothing than sluts as one gave birth to you.phocking child of a hos.werent you lucky she donated you to the doctor rather than having you die in the gutter and ghetto of a place were you were born?
i know all you have on your hole of a brain can easily be written off in a stamp.
now a little asingment for you,go ask in the ghetto were you were dropped,were you came out from,go ask around there,maybe,you might be able to trace your roots. goatiiie
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 5:34pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
awwwwww girl get your dumb head out of school for once and giv it to me hot like u said cus i'm still feelin as cool as ever. cool cool cool
Retarded SOB.
keep wishing you went to school.you have made a good case study for me.  cheesy cheesy grin
test tube items shouldnt be let out of the lab,they should be what they are meant for,guniea pigs for all experiments.  grin
talking of TWART,hehe that is an expired and over flogged terminology here in the land ! get it fresh and new,goatiiiiiiiiiie and don't forget the spell checker too.  tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 5:28pm On Feb 06, 2008
efuah:
Nightnurse. . . u naughty o, and Iffy too  lipsrsealed
me pacho sister Efuah,don't get it wrong,all Na joke.
when a randy he goat that escaped from the asylum deems it fit to throw jokes at your back what do you do?two Wud play the game  grin
hows Accra joo?would be in odor rice tonight  tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 5:24pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
now i can c your stupidity and fustration,. hightens by de day i aint involvin no one but if your fat ass needs back up i think it s time to squeel for help.NEWT grin grin cool
hehe,billy goat,you finally made it back after 1 hr.
its all good to have you back,oshodi goatie.ofcos you are frustrated,no doubt abt that.NEWT was the new word? cheesy my dayz be blessed.
now get this once,simpleton,no you are worse than that,get it domestic slut,take your stale ass off ma way fool ! idiot of an unknown parentage like you. get it coming will you.
Health › Re: Help My Husband! by ifyalways(f): 5:12pm On Feb 06, 2008
9ja4ever:
Please help my Husband. The problem is that the situation of his privates is getting worse. He used to be very active before, but later the problem started. At first, he just couldnt go for more than one round; but now the privates can either choose to come up or not. He has tried several drugs, all to no avail. He is currently on Manix(an herbal supplement).
Please any doctor on useful information should please come to our rescue.

Thanks.
dear have you guys found out what is the cause?have you been to a specailist?is your hubby depressed?did he just lose a job,biz venture or lost some money?is he having a reationship problem with someone close to him(good and old friend,boss,close family realtives),is he on drugs?is he working so hard (physically)?
i know some drugs esp the ones used to treat prostrate cancer and HBP might cause lower libido.he can also have a blood test to determine his level of testosterone.
please make him go see a specialist first and determine the cause,ok.
all hope is not lost,its treatable.goodluck !
Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma Gamble by ifyalways(f): 4:54pm On Feb 06, 2008
LMAO.
hehe but Ituen which one come be sheepish mind?the last time i checked,that was another name for folly69 cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 4:47pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
u know even though i hate to say it but i agree with u i shuld type my shit to shit heads like u cus if not why ar u reading an d replyin!!!!STUPID. cheesy grin grin
hehe.  cheesy grin cheesy grin
it took you years to come up with a reply?
you went to consult your MICHEAL WEST dictionary ?  cheesy cheesy cheesy abia .lol
is that the only word you were able to get and luckily spell correctly?  cheesy
i tell you,go back to school,get the basics in lyfe and pray things work out for you,piece of cow dung.i tell you,take your filthy ass outta ma way if not,you would keep getting it hot.
nowtry to get out a new word,bene oui-oui and get back here.LMAO
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 4:43pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
gay? grin grin grin baby don't let me kill myself with laffter i've been comfirmed and guessd u heard de story and it got u wishin i was all up in your ass but unfortunately i don't do stink ass pigmies like u please take your stink ass somewhere else probably ituen will b glad to hit it or mr kiss ass faketan up dere. kiss wink
Mister i wont have to get a translator b4 i can make out a word out of your beautiful nonsence.more to it dont involve other ppl to this,you cant even handle that.you know what?go take your bath with 100 litres of fuel and go to hell.
items like you are not needed on this planet anymore.
like a said b4,you are nuffing more than a wasted sperm.
for the records,those guys up there a light years ahead of you in everything in life so doooooooooooooont even dream of getting at them.its just me and you,geddit.
Jokes Etc › Re: Po! Po! Po! by ifyalways(f): 4:37pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . .i dont believe you guys grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Young Man's Big Mouth by ifyalways(f): 4:36pm On Feb 06, 2008
ROTFLMAO
clemcyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by ifyalways(f): 4:34pm On Feb 06, 2008
be very aware that oga is back.
just a reminder in case you have forgotten undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by ifyalways(f): 4:33pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . .** ** passing and singing * * * *
dont make them beg for it. . . . . . . .
dont make them wait for ages . . . . .
passes quietly !
Jokes Etc › Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 4:29pm On Feb 06, 2008
Omo Tufe,i no feel or flow with you again ooooo.
which one come be seun001? grin grin grin i no even get any secret jare,ma lyfe na open secret

@joke,nice and good write-up !more thuggieeeeeeeeeeee
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Temptation by ifyalways(f): 4:24pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . .tufe i dont understand you ooooooooooooooo tongue
@joke still Lol-ing
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 4:18pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . . .thanks but no thanks Tufe. grin
i deal with the goat how goats are dealt with,ma own way. tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Play Your Age by ifyalways(f): 4:14pm On Feb 06, 2008
. . .who huh
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 4:07pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
wasted sperm?but u weren't complainin when it was goin down your throat lastnite u where actually suckin on it like your life depends on it cool wink
keep dreaming dude.
keep wasting in your dreams,i tell you.
sorry,i dont do gays and hags.i go for men and not billy or goats.
we are on opposite sides of lyfe and can never ever meet,ok cheesy
if only you went to school,you wud know that parallel lines dont meet.
now get back to your hooked on phonics and lastly learn to type your shit for only ppl that take shit !
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 4:02pm On Feb 06, 2008
faketan:
I see somebody surrendering. Abi you no wan fight again? grin grin grin
sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrp dia.lol
who put ya mouth 4 hia sef?  kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
dont mind me jare,all na joke (according to him,shebi he started it )  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 3:58pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
i think u better go wash your mouth with soap cus it seems u've been eatin a lot of shit while in school and stop stinkin up de whole place lipsrsealed
dont let it look all so easy dude.what were you even trying to pass up there  huh
now,go get someone to write that in english language and get back to me dude.
if only you were opportuned to see the 4-walls of a school. . . . .
go get and exercise book dude and fill it up with "i am somebody" read it over and over again and work on it,then maybe,i say maybe,there wud be hope for you.slowpoke.
oooops i forgot,go have a bath too.get those smelly armpits done while at it,nit-wit.  cool
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 3:52pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
what is it with all this wasted sperm or being flushed down the abortionist whatever i guess u just came out of a biology class or u just went for an abortion and de experience got your brain messd up grin cool
just like you flea got out of a messed up and jigga infested hole so you assume . . . my choice of words got nuffing to do with your demented lyfe,billy.spit yours out,idiota.its takes you hrs to get 1 word out of ma post and anoda hr to get your dictionary out too grin pity !
you asked for it,goatie and so wud it be.i still say,you are a product of a wasted sperm or prolly a test tube experimental item that got misplaced.keep jubilating,NL has given you a very rare opportunity,demented hag !
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 3:44pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
grin grin grin grin GAT You WHERE I WANT SISTA is that de best u can do i was expectin more, meeeeeen u disappoint me its like i'm using a sledge hammer to kill a stink ass cockroach like u.waste of energy angry wink
good to have you around,wasted sperms.i know yout type,product of a leaked condom.i say,be happy for Nairaland,items like you can now talk and people like us would even read.its a priveledge,enjoy because you might never get another,goat.
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 3:39pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
and get it rite sista i aint lookin 4 no cheap attention like u ar, i post to make people laff u don't like it?comment u don't hav to b sarcastic and for your information u shuld b honoured that i'm on nairaland.i am proud of who i am, u look @ yourself in d mirror ar u proud of your slobby self? i guess not.anyways i'm a peace lovin person lets hav peace bt u want war bring it on sista. i still remain folly69 4 life. grin wink
Jesus on a bike ! guy stick to your gang and don't involve me in any of your sarcastic comments.don't you owl have my name on your write ups to boost your ego or wadever,billy goat.
good to hear that you heeded ma advice,now start working on your personality gently,get a lyfe,you old confused bily goat.not your fault anyway,things like you ought to be flushed down the abortionists table.learn to get your filthybackyard of ma way,kololmenatal son of a bi**h
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 3:33pm On Feb 06, 2008
sincity:
Please don't involve Peace in this matter, u guys need to go one on one for this issue to be solved
it started here and wud end here .thank you !
Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 3:32pm On Feb 06, 2008
folly69:
oooooohh temper temper temper i guess someone is gettin over de edge rite now grin grin grin
you M/F-ing piece of cow dung.learn to type with disseration and stick to your lane and i wud put my temper where it belongs.
Jokes Etc › Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 3:29pm On Feb 06, 2008
@joke ,yeah read it now.
very niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. kiss
can we play golf now,anybody? grin

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