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wasnt funny

ok.

so what does it mean? liverless chicken !

*takes binoculars crushes it with ma booth and jumps to bed*
*sleeps off almost immediately dreaming sweeeeeeeeeeetly*
*nite nite nite all *

ozi babie dalu sooo.
i gbaliela.

faky onye ime obodo you try too.
ma echere others now.

ka chi foooooooooooooooooooooonu
mu na nwanne drogba nke ntakiri nwere date now

ndu azu,ndu mmiri

it does sumhow but Mikel plays in Chelsea

@topic hand ball

[s]chuka abadom i bu onye osha?o dikwa egwu [/s]

. . . and you are a perfect example of specimen A and B you just mentioned

Life boy:
dear fellow nairaland I really need your advice to this problem please.
A firend of mine a young boy said he is always afriad when he sees a mad man, at times his mind will be telling him you will go mad, crazy, he said this thought that do come to his mind some time is uncontrolable to him, some times when the thought comes to him he will be tired of every thing around him. At times his mind will be telling him kill your self which he as being trying to resist by God's grace, he said this thing has beeing disturbing him he doesn't know what to do, he is just tired and feel like to die, and some times his mind will be telling him oh boy you will die just kill yourself, and things like that, how can he be helped out of this problem please.

He further asked me whether this is depression or a spiritual attack that i should please help him out,
please dear friend we need your advice and prayers

in as much as it looks like a spiritual problem but still i think it wud still be wise to go to the hospital and see first.all the same,get closer to your God,pray and ask for forgiveness of your sins.
what type of family are you coming from?ask questions dear.sometimes the sins of our forefathers might later disturb us.
goodluck

oziiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hapu inu
i kwesiri ima nu way umunwayi iwe nwanne a naghi eru na okpukpu jare .o m burukwanu nwanyi gi,i ga eji maka ya,hapu i nam sumtin anyway am sorri.

yesssssssssss eke na anya anwu ututu for my side.o na anya d anwu wellu wellu . a dim nma.obi oma a gbagbuola m,ndi CIV na chukwu emepuna mmadu ihere na ihu.
a kam na echekwa traslations buko.gini bu:
Table
Lust
Blue
Giant
Window na igbo

no !

napa:
Safe period

Ovulation happens around 14 days before the first day of the next expected date of MC. About five days before and after this day of ovulation, including the day of ovulation are the days when there is a possibility of pregnancy, making them 'unsafe'. Rest all the days are supposed to be safe.

In a thirty days menstrual cycle, days 12 to 22 are the most likely days when a woman can get pregnant. This period is also known as 'unsafe period'. Rest of the days are supposed to be safe. Safe periods are not very safe, as they are calculated with the presumption that the MC periods are 'regular'. It is very common for periods to go irregular due to various physiological as well as psychological causes. In that case the calculation of safe period can go wrong, making it 'unsafe'.

Calculate the rest yourself

good piece but what happens if her cycle isnt 30 days?
i love the ending part of it most ,she has to do some calculations too ! so she would be more careful next time   

hmmmmmmn Ozioma enyim nwoke ole ije?
longest timeeeeeeeeeee
sorokwa m gwa toshieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,toshy hapu city centre ka city center hapu gi.

umuigbo hapiiiiiii CAN.
unu ga enyem bribe oooooooo,esom umu igbo ndi ozo bi na CIV we tuta ego anyi nyere ndi goment CIV mere ya jiri ka obi memina umunne ha ndi Mali.
up igbossssssssssssssssssssssssssss

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
whats new joo

ituen:
na wa oh. all this one for Clem and Miggy

says who
anyone it fits can sure wear it jare,no shaking

ituen:
[red]. . . . and you feel well accomplished if u breed goats in an aquarium[/red]

, when pigs are breed in a pond why not

what you said guy

ok

mikel !

ituen:
who is your concubine?

buhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@topic nice joke but there is room for improvement though !

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
IV indeed !

ituen:
@Folly

You do be maigaurd to aisha abi?

word !

faketan:
Table bu okwu mbibi, n'igbo, O bu TEBULU
Giant - onye gbara dimkpa
Blue- urukpu urukpu
Window -windo(okwu mbibi?)
LUST- oriwalawala aguu (ime ihe ojo)
Nke a onyere aka?

mba oooooooo ajuru m aju buko
Table must weriri igbo name.e kwetaghim na logic okwu mbite gi at all.
Giant----onye gbara dimpka?o putara na pres buzi giant?o gbara dimkpa d last time i saw him (2007) i tot dimkpa bu a strong man 
Blue---urukpu?gini bu kwa urukpu?a maghikwa m buko.
window-------abegi you fail am jare.window ga enwe afa igbo,biko.
lust-----oriwalawala aguu?gini ka o putara,nna a nutubeghim igbo a before 
faky o di ka a muru gi na ime ime obodo  igbo gi nke a dikwa too ime obodoed and bushy hon. 

CAN live from Enyimba stadium :
Nig 2, Benin 0
CIV 3,Mali 0
ebelebe igba 

good boi

why the change of color?

ituen:
[green]. . . .people like you are the first to see them[/green]

. . . . . people like you do breath with their nose at angle 90° .lol

ituen:
@Ify

Y u dey requoted. You dey look for trouble oh

abegi where d trouble dey?
them dey sale am?unnecessary and so much reverence makes the nuttyand empty head feel big .

look here, you are OYO Mr ITK .

ituen:
You know whom im talking about

lets pretend we know

who are you asking
trashed by who sef
ojigbijigbi

not against their folly anyway.all am saying is that they should stop spoiling the threads.
i love the sound of the coined name anyway.
follyaisha

cold !