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Jokes Etc › Re: Little Johnny The Conductor by ifyalways(f): 7:06pm On Jan 29, 2008
probabaly the unknown soilder !
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Link Me Up Pls by ifyalways(f): 7:00pm On Jan 29, 2008
kemiecathy:
ifyalways or what did u call yourself, if u don't have a reasonable answer u better shut up your mouth is it an offence for me to ask for[b]somebody to link me up[/b] with whom i have[b]lost contact with[/b]  and i don't know where he stays for now. yeye girl.
yes its Ifyalways
is your question reasonable even to your ears ?
Yes it is an offence to waste space .
wait for the somebody till eternity.
lost contact ke  shocked shocked shocked what about this
kemiecathy:
he resides at 9 Tali Eyinola St Ikate Surulere lagos.
get your tenses right !
happy searching  tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Wife by ifyalways(f): 6:43pm On Jan 29, 2008
twerp !
Jokes Etc › Re: Say Hi To Dj Crooky *smiles* by ifyalways(f): 6:41pm On Jan 29, 2008
* low * dj cheesy cheesy cheesy
you have been high enough tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: What Does Me Want?quantity Or Qualitity by ifyalways(f): 6:38pm On Jan 29, 2008
some spoilt prepies trying to spoil the threads with their sour he-goat she-goat palm frond chewing session.

@topic you never can tell what a man whats. tongue
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland Action Film! Season II Prt 1 by ifyalways(f): 6:33pm On Jan 29, 2008
when pigs fly !
Jokes Etc › Re: Chu-chu-milla by ifyalways(f): 6:31pm On Jan 29, 2008
thats not a way to encourage wannabes pls.
@poster,its not too good but there is room for improvement !
see you at the top dearie kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Confession Of An Ijaw Kid by ifyalways(f): 6:29pm On Jan 29, 2008
hehe nice one though they said its an old one. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Critical Reasoning by ifyalways(f): 6:27pm On Jan 29, 2008
buhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
money doesnt make a man jare.
brain,principle and intelliegnce makes one a man.

money talks anyway and bullshit walks away.
intelliegence talks and the world listens.
choose one tongue

ituen:
I still insist that your blind because u can have the world and still not be a man
but did she say shes a man ? cheesy cheesy tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma Gamble by ifyalways(f): 6:17pm On Jan 29, 2008
folly69:
ifyknowall i purposely brought back the thread for the reading pleasure of new members and as 4 me and aisha mind your bloody bizness busybody.
thank you for acknowleding that i know almost all.
go cure yourself of your PAULS PAN SYNDROME then come back to me. tongue

aisha2:
Dont even go there, no attack my sweety at all oh or else i will show you am a retired market woman. Baby don't mind them they are jealous of our true love. Ify, go find your own
once a market woman,always a market woman.
birds of the same feather,flock,drink and wallow together. cheesy
folly69:
my dear don't waste your strenght on this no gooder just giv me your love jare kiss
talk of a wasted sperm breathing !
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by ifyalways(f): 6:09pm On Jan 29, 2008
hot !
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by ifyalways(f): 5:52pm On Jan 29, 2008
Goat !
Christianity Etc › Re: Preaching In Commercial Buses: by ifyalways(f): 5:48pm On Jan 29, 2008
na real waooooooooooo for here !
@topic 80% Of those bus preachers in nigeria are not christains pls.they are either drug peddlars,beggers or drug addicts trying to fend for theirselves.the preaching/singing and praying is just a marketing technique.
they preach/pray and sing to get ppls attention,after that the drugs comes popping out,the war stories or accident stories comes flowing.its simply poverty !.nigerians are religious ppl and those beggars,drug peddlars and addicts know that.

come to think of it,we have a choice.we can either come down take another bus or better still play games with our phone.just what i have observed anyway.
Jokes Etc › Re: Plsu Guys Should Answer by ifyalways(f): 5:29pm On Jan 29, 2008
djcrooky:
just give your friend the cars key to take the lady to the hospital

and stay with the girls to wait for another bus
word for jokers !
Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma Gamble by ifyalways(f): 5:26pm On Jan 29, 2008
aisha 2 and folly whats the meaning of this lovey dovey lines? shocked shocked shocked
abegi make una try romance thread joo embarassed angry

@topic its simply an Xpired version of once a good joke.
@poster always check the manufactured date and expiring date b4 posting tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Sexy Clemcykul by ifyalways(f): 5:22pm On Jan 29, 2008
ROTFLMAO.very very nice and cool pix i say.i want moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cheesy cheesy
ituen:
@lance corporal gunpoint

Have u settled Ifyalways?
how,where and when huh
ituen:
for they shall recieve enof trashing when thetime comes
abegi lets hear word joo!
tessybaby:
by whom?
very good question. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Sometimes by ifyalways(f): 5:16pm On Jan 29, 2008
ituen:
Are u in anyway related to ANUSman. its just your 2nd post and your chasing farting arses
who are you refering to huh
anyway i know it isnt me.it must be
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-108603.0.html
haha hehe tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: an european in lagos by ifyalways(f): 5:11pm On Jan 29, 2008
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles'nd Roll by ifyalways(f): 5:03pm On Jan 29, 2008
[quote author=hcl_acid link=topic=108586.msg1897380#msg1897380 date=1201564440]@migs
this thread wasn't made for pussies like you, so don't ever post here again.[/quote]ROTFLMAO
ituen:
In no fit believe say na migines them dey throw like cabin buscuit round jokes forum.

to the point that any post her replies recieves enough dissing.

wonders, i say, wonders shall always come to past
signs of the end of war !
saucekid:
me sef i wonder
wonder wonder till you turn to wanderer !
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 4:52pm On Jan 29, 2008
lexyflexy:
IT IS IGNORANCE THAT MAKES THE RAT CHALLENGE THE CAT IN A FIGHT
hehe onye na amaghi ebe e liri ozu na esi na isi abo ozu. he who does not know the question wud never know the answer. cheesy cheesy

@youngies okwa asi nwata ya kpo onye oma,o kpowa nne ya meaning that when a child starts learning how to talk,he always start with the mothers name.
Culture › Re: Conversation In Vernacular by ifyalways(f): 4:45pm On Jan 29, 2008
kedu nke na eme ebe a ?
mugu no get mouth joo cheesy
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 4:40pm On Jan 29, 2008
igbo bu igbo nmanma nu.
ijiji ndeeewo mana aha gi a dikwa egwu.ok Ijiji 1,nke bu of ebe?ole onye ebe ibu,nwoke oma?ya gaziere gi. kiss
fastmoney ya gazie.
papa pres e weghim ya time.BAN hehe hahaha ntooooooooooooooooooooooooo gi tongue
toshieeee iwe na ewe m now,why cry cry cry cry city center cry cry cry cry cry
buko o nwere ajuju m choro iju umu igbo,onye zata ya hahaha ka m hapu godi ikwu what the prize wud be for now kiss kiss kiss
lekwa nu the questions:
tugharia na okwu igbo (not spell in igbo) :
table
Giant
blue
window na
Lust.
tugharia kpam kpam na igbo tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Embarrasing Moment by ifyalways(f): 4:29pm On Jan 29, 2008
@ ass seed abegi bros simple chill out.
this babe has trashed you before and you were so defenceless and pitiable now you want to start again?
shame no dey your villa angry angry angry

go rest abegi.
Jokes Etc › Re: Hurray 4 Clemcykul And Migines by ifyalways(f): 4:20pm On Jan 29, 2008
[quote author=hcl_acid link=topic=108603.msg1897372#msg1897372 date=1201564109]kai!! infact that's a very good butt,i can tell when i see a good one grin grin
@clemcy
with due respect, what do you think of em, a vacation?u and i. wink[/quote]LMAO .
ituen:
@ACID

i don't think u want to be doing that considering the fact that those pair of buttocks are now full of rashes and craw-craw
ROTFLMAO.ROTFLMAO.ROTFLMAO.
ituen:
Didnt migines test that arse for free
LOL-ing badly. tongue
saucekid:
*fight go soon commence*
says who huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Dont Laugh At Me by ifyalways(f): 4:17pm On Jan 29, 2008
*lol-ing*
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Brain Sucks by ifyalways(f): 4:14pm On Jan 29, 2008
hohohoho grin

@spot,dont tell me who have chickend out tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: True Talk by ifyalways(f): 4:12pm On Jan 29, 2008
hisses and moves on !
Jokes Etc › Re: What A Wife by ifyalways(f): 4:09pm On Jan 29, 2008
brat !
Health › Re: Possibility Of Pregnancy by ifyalways(f): 4:05pm On Jan 29, 2008
Gbemyte:
am not married  is with my fiance
ehen hehe better then  tongue
the more reason for you to expect the baby with joy  kiss
once a girl is old enough to have sex,shes not a baby anymore.
once a girl is responsible enough to have unprotected sex,shes a big girl then.
way to go baby girl !

@topic you saw your menstrual flow on the 3rd january,how long did it last?i know ovulation occurs 14 - 16 days before menstruation and fertilization occurs only after ovulation.again the egg/ova (woman)stays alive for about 24 hrs while the sperm(man) stays alive in a womans body for as long as 7 days.now, swetie figure it out yourself  kiss
Culture › Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by ifyalways(f): 3:45pm On Jan 29, 2008
abi ooo kashiff take note buko.
tuo and kowachiate,thats the rule here.  kiss

@youngies,haha e jighikwa m gi aka buko.free me joo.  tongue

ukpana ogboko buru,nti chiri ya meaning he who does not hear/listen to the ogboko sound is deaf . . .  undecided a nam abia cheesy
Literature › Re: Do You Want To Meet Prof. Wole Soyinka? by ifyalways(f): 3:40pm On Jan 29, 2008
tamo:
what has any of this got to do with meeting the prof. yes i want to meet him but unless you can actually arrange the meeting you have no bussiness setting up this thread.
it has everything to do with meeting Prof Wole Soyinka because Omogenaija said she dosent know him  tongue
mutiu78:
What do you know about him?
Answer these three simple questions.
1. How many other memoirs book as Soyinka written apart from Ake?
2. What is the Soyinka mother’s nickname?
3. The book “The man died” book all about?
Send your answers info@newdawnwithfunmi.com
now answer those questions and you might be on your way to meeting the Talented Prof. cheesy
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