₦airaland Forum

oraxs:
[b]. I'm de kind of guy who will do anything for girl. Any thing they ask of. I will do it. Just to make her happy.

wud you buy me an aeroplane ?
i have asked naw, be a man and do that for me.

saucekid:
crush!
is it not that drink that was out around 1992

are you saying it i sure drank lots of it for the ff reasons :
its bottle is bigger than coke
its sssssssssssssssssssssso sweeeet.
the orange in it is toooooooooooooooooo mush.

i love my crushhhhhhhh. _{sauce where can i get it again ?}

iice:
@Handell. . .we all got our issues, some more than others
Low self-esteem is not limited to a few. . .just work on the person you are.

word !!!

most of us a are YET to find out who we are and where we are going so dear handle,whatever rocks your boat as long as no one is hurt/feels bad.

clemcykul:
lawddie where the hell did he take your words to

saucekid:
prolly to the cooking pot

you guys should not spoil this thread ooooh.but maybe he took the words+her to the bedroooooooom.

errrrr @ topic,if you want him,let go of pride/ego.
write him again/IM him and see what happens.
be careful,lest you look desperate
goodluck.

YES YES YES.
i can though am not a man.
if any of my brothers decide to marry one,fine and good.no stress.

_{my opinion,dont ask me why and how,dont twist it}

sweet toyin cry no more,I and I and jah move,stand and talk,so no kolomental krazymental oba-baba-obo,igwe kwulikwuli can b** me here. here na my abode,infact if that igwe kwulikwuli miss road and mis calculate enter here,hmmmmmn wetin i go do am eeeeeeh,
ogrebuga is alrite.i saw him in oshodi gisting with his best friend MR AIR.

uzzyan, am were you a teacher in your first world ?you were so gud with the alphabets.now arrange this short word,infact bring out the verbs,nouns and pronouns in it.
"kwuliigweobaoboodokwulibanslovesbreastsucksbigoboandnlabanssuenhecatnbebodobo"

lai-lai,tell me,what makes the morning mess better than the nite one?
what are the differences and similaities b/w a salad and a woman.

infobaba i understand.i understand you.just go to bed.ok its gonna be ok.

@all ofcos we are so normal.its YOU that is kolomental.

NIPPLES:
hi baby how is you today?i hope you is doing fine?may i knows you please?my own name is nipple.where are you going?are you going to meet your boyfriend jack?good for you,the weather is cool and calm.

nipples nipples nipples,we are fine babeeeeeeeeeeee
pls stay out of trouble pls.

toyin you survived last nite ?thank heavens.

@topic abeg oooh,anyone una decide make una tell us.

toyinrayo:
omg. . . she's been banned again

toyin am out of here.
see you morrrrow.
hehe am scared naw.maybe i shud modify my posts
toyin ,toyin,toyin lets tread carefully

toyinrayo:
^{**shakes head**} begging for a banning

abi oooh.
its like the bannable O/C is doing xmas for us all.
we have less than 1 week to rearrange our keyboards otherwise

toyinrayo:
not really? which one is you? girl or guy. . i can't tell the different. one day you talk like a girl, the next you're a guy. . you a tomboy or are you gay?

hehe this guy/gal sef.
i miss my omownmi
bannable o/c plssssssss forgive her.

toyin my grouse is the other name you attached with me.

toyinrayo:
@post
someone that really want seun's attention so much. . . i nominate bebedi. ifyalways is already committed to niceuzor

toyin so you even hate me
who can you say something like this ?
i better manage o/c b******
oh toyin,you no goooooooooooooooooooooood oh

it might be jack.
it might be tom.
it might be di ck
it might be harry.
it might be kwuli.
it might be kwuli.
it might be you
it might be BAN.

now you took one and left me in peace.

almondjoy:
@Topic
You still have to battle for ownership and territory my dear poster.

As just a girlfriend I would be concerned since he would make me feel he was still searching.


But as a wife---no shaking. They can only try their luck--without success!!! As a wife you would have learned to pull the right strings for dog that attempts to stray. You would have learned how to use a "short leash"!!!

LMAO hehe

skylady go gal
the sky is sure your pillows

kokoletz whats that

@all sweet new year in advance

Bblak,you got it.its holidays and am sure having so much fun.
slyvex hmmmmmmmmmi wont talk .the secret remains a secret.
rockiedink.have fun but someone here is sure going bananas cos of you come home to mommy soon.
uzzyan have fun but you and sauce i know a name that is synonymous with sauce. .its start with a kapital K.
Vitor4u stay safe.
ndumart have fun and play safe.
seun 001 ,miss you lots dearie.
kukuboy happy searching.
babycool i rove your style.
Darf time shall tell.anyway stay safe.
siena cool status.
chykas what happened to the 80 yr old man ? naw run away,go feed your grannie love

Kemory:
Your name sounds familiar .which secondary skul do u attend?

the skul has been banned.

Nautillus:
Uzor,

Nice interview, just a qestion was it a Monolog or a Dialog?

or perharps a soliloquy.lol

Uzzyan:
You guys shld speak now or ever forget about 2006. Moro is the deadline

you see,you see your life ?
plsssssss its 2007 !
are you low on something .lol

bebedi:
ify so i no fit trust you to keep my secret secret?if i kiss you now na so you go go BBC and CNN or NTA to announce it,i bin wan kiss you before but as i no fit trust you i don change my mind

hmmmmn i no talk again ooooooooooooooooh

what a post

Uzzyan:
Moon i am very ok
Ify are u sure u too are sound ^{was that english correct} _{any which way is a way}

ofcos that ninglish is not korret.
it shud be 'sunods' for feminine
'sdonus' for masculine
'nusdsso' for female
' osunds' for male
'donuss' for she
'sosund' for he
'unssdo' for woman
'nusods' for man

now take one and leave me in peace.I an I are in deep conversation with Jah.

hmmmmn faky,faky i keep falling daily.
ihe a i na eme m atogbugoooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.

nwando osi moi moi, ndeewo.
pres iche na ujo di m?mba ooooooh kwue ihe o bula i choro ikwunu,faky ma how far inu
romoe jisie ike na enugu,onye gbara boolu must racha oroma.
ikomi hehehe ole gi oooooh.a nubeeghi m nkpotu gi since this xmas,i hope na udo di?
otele,o dika i ruola ala na villa?ndewo.
toshman jirikwa nwayo,hmmmmn jirikwa nwayo.
nnenneigbo i miss you.
akara na fesse udo diri unu.

nke anyi diri anyi ooooooooooooooooooh
baby i so love you.

kolo is showing its supremacy over kraze here.
uzzyan,i remember your own started during the rainy session _{shakes head sadly} ,dont worry,the dry days wud soon be here.

ogrebuga are you just knowing that P2 are birds?am not suprised,perharps you dont even know dat adam was naked for 100 yrs

toyin tomato whats up?no no no dont bite me oooh,luk at my eyes, its me baby.naw take your drugs

lai lai i think you should be given a bed.your inability to manage sane ppl clearly shows that you are highly kolomental and therefore very dangerous to krazy folks.

infobaba,i knew it .look at your eyes.now drop that wrap of igbo in your hands and say slowly,"kolo no bi kraze".say it thrice and listen to your innerself.what you hear is what you do

havilade,you attempted running away b4 abi?naw you are hereby banned from going outside.stay on your bed till you confess that being krazy is not totally krazy.

_{now look here ifyalways ,look into that mirror and say,"i am sound."}

bebedi have you ever heard this saying b4"the sins of a twin wud be visisted on both twins" ?
beware,dats the oba kwulikwulis fav.quote.

toyin dont you worry,nothing do you.dem no fit _{but tread carefully oooh}

hehe.you guys are still here  am suprised ooooh.
ogrebuga hahaha i pray you don't find out what it is like to be banned.lol
omowunmi bebedi i guess you were banned because you showed us wetin oga dey chop for secret  .lol
toyin baby hehe,the ball is in your court ooooh




oba kwulikwuli 1 of Nairaland cannot marry unless the spirit of banning is cast out from him.

am looking for my friend acidrop
we were both coursemates at NL.
last i saw her was a month ago .
thank yousssssssssss.

hollandis:
@ifyalways
The godssssssssss
By way of gyrasis,you are not made very ki?Paul I know fellow jesus ,I can decode.But who are wa to vomit at this playsa P.

hehe what ya mean man? 
ok am not karid chief but my mom was karid.
she is chief ilya d imt _{don't know how to say it sha}
you guys can't chase me away ooooh,am representing 
now may paul and barnabas forgive my entity for disturbing your keske .

thanks efuah.your ice kenke iswell kept.
thanks bebedi.may this be your last unbannable username in NL too. be obiedent for once,wud you