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Smartguyboy:
[b]When I was serving in Lagos, my Place of Primary Assignment (PPA) provided accommodation for us, so we usually cooked our own meals. Most of my colleagues loved eating semo and would prepare it regularly. Seeing how much they enjoyed it, I decided one day that I should give it a try myself.

I went to the market and bought about 1kg of semo I can’t remember the exact quantity, but it was enough. After successfully cooking my soup, I felt confident and moved on to preparing the semo. That was where the trouble started!

I had no idea it would be so stressful. Between stirring continuously, trying to avoid lumps, and getting the consistency right, I was already exhausted before it was even ready. By the time I finally finished making it, all the stress had completely killed my appetite.

Instead of enjoying the meal I had worked so hard to prepare, I ended up giving the semo to one of my colleagues who actually liked it. I happily returned to my trusted garri, which I know how to prepare and enjoy without any drama.

Since that experience in 2020, I haven’t attempted to make semo again. As far as I’m concerned, that experiment was enough for a lifetime! That said, I don’t mind eating semo occasionally as long as someone else is the one doing all the hard work of preparing it. 😄[/b]

You suppose collect award for this your narrative essay. You sabi wella.

When the 2025/26 Premier league season kicked-off last year, every football fan, club, player, and coach/manager got excited.

But after five EPL matches for Aston villa, you really needed to see Unai Emery's results on that particular day: zero wins, three draws and two lost!

More pathetic was the way he looked after the final whistle of the fifth game - highly frustrated, depressed, furious, out of touch with reality! I'm sure he felt like throwing-in the towel. Just to call it quits and part ways with the club!

But he hung up and kept faith with the club and players.

Today, I watched him after triumphing over Freiburg, smiling sheepishly, shaking and hugging everybody. The joy was electric. Now, he's referred to as the King of Europa, because he has won it with three different clubs.

As for Gunners, they started very well, wiping and flogging 'everybody' when the league started.

However, as the league entered the second phase, they began to dwindle, drop down in form - less goals, less fighting spirit!

Until they met Man City and lost! It was as if their walls came down that day! Fear was all over their faces, even the fans worldwide!

But thank God for Declan Rice Shinkafa!! Who gave them HOPE!! And shouted that it was not all over even though they had just lost to City!!!

And so, Gunners continued to push, to weather the storm, to press!! They didn't give up!

Yesterday, they were crowned C H A M P I O N S!! Of England!!

And guess what? They still have a chance to make it double!

Moral .......

In life, never give up! Keep moving. No matter the storms, challenges, circumstances, difficulties!! Keep pressing!!

Last last, God go run am for everyone one of us.

Na who give up, mess up. Na who give up, Bleep up! So don't.

glolomoh:
I know someone who who will accurately and convincingly answer all her questions, win her, chop her and close doors. Bro Goke, I hail o !

Someone who changed his from Joshua to Ahmed, attended Arabic schools and everyone was convince he is a Muslim, all because he want to chop one hijab sister at university of Ilorin. He succeeded, graduated from the university and lock up. When the lady found out that he is not originally a Muslim but son of a foremost deacon in CAC, she almost faint.

Bro Goke, I hail again.

This guy just cracked my ribs!!! Thank you joor.

Starz825:
Arsenal will be champions tomorrow.


I don't see Man city beating Bournemouth

E go shock you!!

City go do Bournemouth strong thing tumoro.

Sorry to say this: but person's like John Terry may not be too cool with his emergence as the new CFC boss.

JT has been eyeing that lucrative position but the owners keep overlooking and bypassing him.

toprealman:
City will struggle against Brentford , Aston Villa, Crystal Palace and Bournemouth!
Arsenals major worry is Burnley…do the maths!!!

I just dey laugh in Swahili. It will shock you guys when City will use vex take finish those three remaining fixtures.

The only probable headache for City is Aston villa, not even the Bournemouth you nlanders think.

Even, the remaining three will collect! Bookmark it.

Mark Guehi (MCI) and T. Barry (EVE) were having a discussion as regards the EPL title.

Guehi: We're gonna finish you guys today and win the title eventually.

Barry: Okay.. go and guehi it.

crazygod:
This coach is a loser. With all chiesa and ngumoha on the bench, this bald fraud decides to play only one forward. Stupidity at the highest level.

You dey mind that guy? Salah is not up for use courtesy of illness (Isak too, out), and he could not at least start Chiesa and let Gakpo play his normal position.

That guy, I no fit understand him style of play!!

I know so many areas in our lives beg for attention and priority especially as singles. We pray daily to God for prosperity, favour, open doors, success, and so on.

But when last did you remember to pray for your unborn children, and even your future wife or husband.

For this post, I'm more concerned or deliberate about your children.

As someone who has been in the teaching line for years, the rate at which some "evil teachers" talk down on bad or poor pupils or students, thereby making them completely lose their self-esteem or confidence, you would immediately feel the urge or hunger to pray for your unborn children.

You will agree with me that intelligence and other great virtues are inherited from parents. However, these teachers seem or ignore that fact.

My point: Pray for your unborn children too, as you pray for yourself. Pray that God will bless them with wisdom, quick understanding, and knowledge; that God will protect them from evil friends; that they will not die untimely; that they will excel in everything they set out to do; and so on and so forth.

Always remember this obvious truth: as a single guy or lady, your children are your future. So pray for them everyday.

Gracias.

Timoleon:
Off the top of your head, do you remember who topped the table of the league phase last season? That's how irrelevant it can be if you don't win the finals. Which is very possible. Everyone remembers PSG got into the knockouts through the playoffs but very few remembers Liverpool were the best team during the league phase. As Burna Boy said, if you no succeed e go be like say you no try, you go explain tire, NO EVIDENCE. There's only one evidence of success for a champions league campaign. That's being crowned champion, every other thing na side attraction.

Timo, i understand your positional analysis. You and White, the other guy.

Personally, I'm a Liverpool fan. But, you see, you don't downplay someone's efforts just to "feel good", just to drive home your points.

At least, appreciate them. Don't ignore or disregard the fact that Arsenal are a good team; it's just that they have dropped form massively.

No doubt, when the season newly started till late January the Gunners were in superb form. True or false?

So, if we see truth, make we talk am.

WhiteIverson:
Arsenal "topped the league phase". Is that supposed to be an achievement? Last season you beat PSG in the league phase, why didn't you knock them out in the semi finals?

Last season PSG only qualified for R16 going through playoffs but they won the UCL. No one gives a rat ass if you topped the league phase. If you like don't win the UCL. You just labored in vain.

Even though you made sense in your other analysis, are you trying to say that topping the Ucl league table is not an achievement?

Mind you, am not an Arsenal fan; however, saying that shit is misleading and deceptive.

That's how pple like you would say "marriage is not an achievement" - dey play.

Imagine having these two heavyweights that played tonight, you're blabbing that Gunners topping the league no be achievement? Okay ooo. Why your team no top the table naaa?

Wuna go dey open una mouth wuahh!!

Just give them their flowers and simply say dem don drop form. Finish!

Guys, let's be frank: Chelsea and Arsenal need our prayers.

Remember to add those two clubs whenever you are on the mountain.

Ko ye mi moo.

Na chelsea lose ooo but na Arsenal fans e pain pass.

I knew the gaffer was playing with the match the moment I saw his lineup. I was like : For real

The next second, I come dey fear for Arteta.
Southampton no be beans ooo!

FTC. First time in history.

I pity Atl Madrid, because dem don already reach house as it stands.

I really feel for Chelsea tonight. Their fans no go fit sleep till daybreak.

It's like it's a gang-up! How could all six English teams play and none won

E be like say other country teams carry EPL teams for chest!

FIFA must hear this! Na juju!

gracias124:
But here where I reside thats how all wives are so I dont see anything wrong in that

I guess, that must be in the North, for that's their norm.

Everybody dey collect 3points or one from Wolves. E reach LFC turn, they dash them the 3 points.

Tonight, Arsenal kissed the EPL, goodnight! Because, to me oo, I don't know what magic they'll use to lift it.

So, so unreliable!!!

That's a beautiful song and video up there.

Love800:
Very lazy left back, abi na right back em dey play dat year. No pace. No accurate vision.

Which good!

Very lazy right back? For real?? And he played for my beloved team, Liverpool, and later got signed by Madrid

Bro, make we no lie for ourselves: if he was not good as a player Madrid wouldn't have signed him.

An important player of the squad that year for Madrid. Dey play.

When he left, Liverpool struggled defensively, before we then got Glenn Johnson who was now able to fill his shoes.

Lukuluku69:
If you are a Club Legend, never take the Coaching job. It doesn't always end well.

Sorry sir! Says who?? Pep was not a club legend?

Zidane was not a club legend?? And he didn't do well?

Abeg rest. No cap wetin no make sense.

Baba, hala Madrid!! It's too early, nah. After all, Xabi was not doing badly.

Not that he was trailing Barca like 10 points behind in the league! Not that they didn't play well yesternight.

Aba! E no easy to beat Barca ooo. I'm just disappointed, kawai.

Madrid no try abeg. How many good coaches dey market now?

What about Victor Ikpeba?

bunmioguns:
Look at these professional mourners. 😂
​From "Desert Foxes" to "Desert Cry-babies." You didn’t have a single shot on target for 90 minutes, but you have 100 sentences for a petition?


​The Bitter Truth:
​Referee: Didn't stop you from playing football.
​Clean Sheet: Zidane’s record was deleted like a bad habit.


​The Penalty: Only exists in your imagination and on Al-Jazeera.

​If you people spent half the time training that you spend at the business center printing petitions, maybe you wouldn't be heading to the airport today.

​Stop writing letters to CAF and start writing apologies to your fans. You were outclassed, outplayed, and sent home. Whether the referee shakes your hand or not, the 2-0 is already on the scoreboard and it’s written in permanent marker.

​Go home and rest. Use the petition paper to wipe your tears. 🚮🤡



​Up Super Eagles! 🦅🇳🇬

Yes sir, you killed it! Can't just stop laughing.

Who remembers what the Algerians did to us that year after Mahrez scored that excellent free-kick?

Some of their children recreated that scene, and in the coming days, used it to mock and taunt us. It was all over on the internet.

E come be like say, make we revenge now: make our children recreate how Akor dribbled their goalie, and without looking at the goalpost, he just chipped in.

E for sweet wella. Make we pepper them.
Lolz.

Hezzyluv:
People that didn't get one short on target for 90minuts plus dey vex for ref. head

I tire for them ooo. Na ref cause that one?

A very big congratulations to the SE, and to us, Nigerians.

That trophy is coming home.

Honestly, I've been seeing football matches these days courtesy of the fact that I'm less busy at the moment. (Especially this Afcon!)

And just like in real life, the moment a particular team entertains fear against an opponent, just know that, that game is over for them. They are going to lose, for sure.

When fear comes, then comes defeat, or failure.

After two minutes into the Nig-Alg game, you could literally see fear in them. They were highly tensed. And our SE kept pressing.

No, no, no, this is not because I read Psychology in school, but the obvious fact. Even Zinedine Zidane seeing the match felt the heat; his mood and facial appearance spoke volumes of uneasiness.

Mind you, I saw all Algeria's games from start to finish, and how he looked and really smiled and laughed, especially in the first three match es.

His son Zidane, the goalie, was largely unburdened, unstressed, and uncalled-upon in their previous matches, and that was why he had kept three clean sheets. In fact, all the entire team didn't feel "one" heat - defenders o.., midfielders o.., forwards o.. they beat their opponents with ease.

But today, lolz, I pitied them. Under ten minutes all of them were sweating profusely. I was just laughing.

Wo, whatever you do, or want to do, just remove fear! Fear is a disaster.

Remember: when fear comes, then comes defeat.


(If you saw their match against Congo, you would realize that Congo didn't play well because they were scares of them.)

The ref bin taking sides like kilode! I think say na only me notice am ooo.

But our sister country no try today at all. They didn't put up a real fight.

Hope they will not be praying for us to also exit 2moro?