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CelebritiesRe: Who Advised You To Plead Guilty – Aisha Yesufu Queries Bobrisky by Ifyok50(m): 9:06am On Apr 13, 2024
Oyerinde16:
Spraying money is not mutilation... mutilation is cutting money into pieces or intentionally damaging the naira...

But Spraying the money is not damaging it... you can't charge me for mutilation (damaging) when I was only Spraying. .. Bobo was wrongly advised. ..
Bob's case is that type wherein our Father said: For by thy words thou shall be justified, and by thy words thou shall be condemned.

Truly, he was wrongly advised. That's why our words are very powerful. Friends, please be careful of what you say in public.
CelebritiesRe: Who Advised You To Plead Guilty – Aisha Yesufu Queries Bobrisky by Ifyok50(m): 8:57am On Apr 13, 2024
Akwamkpuruamu:
Bobriskys case is a clear. example of breaking an egg with a hammer. Hope all these Yoruba ọwambe where they spray money, they would also arrest and jail others.

These is wickedness against Bobrisky as a first time offender and who also pleaded guilty. Jailing him with no option of fine is wickedness by the Judge. He get personal beef with Bob
As in ehn, e be like say himshe get qwata with the judge! It's simply wickedness. I pity himshe.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Criticise FG Over Public Holiday Extension by Ifyok50(m): 9:22am On Apr 11, 2024
lexy2014:
which productivity are they upping?

if they say holiday prevents them from making more money for their pockets, how is that the same as affecting productivity of the entire country?

how does 3 days holiday affect Nigeria's productivity?
Leave them make them dey cap. Life itself is not how hard you work, it's just grace.

Just 3 days and them dey complain. So, if we no go holidays for the 365 days at all, them think say 9ja go fit compete with other 1st world nations?

Make them dey cap.
PoliticsRe: Edo Assembly impeaches Deputy-Governor, Philip Shaibu by Ifyok50(m): 3:13pm On Apr 08, 2024
[quote author=kettykin post=129327463]This man has really suffered, he could have just remained loyal enough to enjoy his pension as ex deputy governor [/quote


I understand you sir, but what is pension to a person like him? Money no be him problem! Somebody that probably singlehandedly sponsored Obaseki's rise to power during campaigns? Of course money no be problem.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (4 - 3) On 4th April 2024 by Ifyok50(m): 11:38pm On Apr 04, 2024
ravensckar:
I agree with you that he's trash. But the problem is that there's no one who can mark better than him in that Chelsea squad. That's one disturbing fact about this Chelsea team; as bad as the starting 11 is, the bench is even worse. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Chukwuemeka cannot play as a DM, if POCH try am, Chelsea go collect wotowoto. As for ENZO, any reasonable coach will always substitute him after 60 minutes because dude becomes useless afterwards. You would have truly appreciated ENZO if he had people like KANTE & KOVACIC to mark for him. Dude is a great player but he gets fatigued easily. Each time COLE PALMER is on the ball, he always reminds me of DE BRUYNE. I pray he develops to that level.

COLE PALMER, DISASI & ENZO are the only players in Chelsea. The rest are supposed to be playing in AZERBAIJAN league. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Agreed, but what about Madueke, the guy with the no 11 jersey, who gifted Chelsea the third goal. The guy is really balling too oo. He plays for England U-21.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (4 - 3) On 4th April 2024 by Ifyok50(m): 10:46pm On Apr 04, 2024
The Palmer guy just palm Man Utd!
CelebritiesRe: Defamation: DJ Spoilt Kid Apologises To Nathaniel Bassey by Ifyok50(m): 12:01pm On Apr 04, 2024
The kid is really spoilt. Nonsense talk!
Music/RadioRe: Love You - Ifiok Jeremiah by Ifyok50(op): 12:46am On Apr 02, 2024
Mods, please, take it to front page. Thank you.
Music/RadioLove You - Ifiok Jeremiah by Ifyok50(op): 10:44pm On Apr 01, 2024
This song succinctly demonstrates the love of God for humanity.

It's encapsulates and captures His love for mankind, in that He suffered and died on the cross for us, thereby giving us total victory.

This song will surely bless your life.

Please download and share.
Thank you.
https://on.soundcloud.com/c7afp

EducationRe: Dear Ex-classmates by Ifyok50(m): 11:45pm On Mar 27, 2024
MisterKings:
Truth be told, the fact that some look down on others and others feel inferior is not their fault. In school, we have all been wired to compete with each other. You carry 1st they clap for you, you carry 13th they sing olodo rapata. Because of the myopic mindset that it has to be educational success, sidelining every child's God-given talent and gift.

You grow up with knowledge that does not fit into reality 90% of the time and then those who were fortunate to have parents who saw the B.S, quickly swerved their kids in the right direction.

In the end, most of our parents did not know better. Some parents made the right decisions, and some were just plain naive but of course, they are parents, they were always right and it is what they PUSH us to do we will do. If we fail we are compared to others with the question....does he have 2 heads?

We are out now...away from home, trying to build our nests. We can make our own decisions now. But what decisions really? The foundation is flawed already. As it stands, It's already 3-0 and it's looking like injury time already.

Bad foundation 1 - 0
Poor education 2-0
Bad economy 3-0

Funny enough some of us are gifted with the instincts to know that something is wrong with the system. But we don't dare bring it up or we will be stigmatized.

I was 15, when I carried my 2 legs to IT fairs and seminars back in the day when my mates were chasing girls and looking for JAMB score. I was not even sure what I was listening to at these seminars I just knew, I liked the idea of having a laptop and doing something cool with it.

I felt IT was the future. I came and told my Dad I wanted to learn this computer thing, I wasn't entirely sure what it was then, but I just knew this was a good skill. My Dad told me to get inside and read my books and I should never talk to him about that nonsense ever again.

I usually loved to follow my instincts. I still wanted to go for the IT course, but it was expensive then, so I dropped the idea. But I did not give up. One term, I took my school fees and went to pay someone to teach me web design. The guy teach me small, and I no see am again.

So what I started doing was buy cafe time and browse the whole internet without any goal, just browsing here and there, downloading music. But that helped me learn to type and use the computer. That was how I achieved that without attending computer school.

But in the end, despite being one of the brightest students in the school, I ended up not attending the University because my Dad did not eventually take it serious.

I went on work as a factory worker, waiter, security, wasting my years as things turned even worse after my Father passed on.

But then one of those days, in my security job, a friend of mine just asked me to leave and come squat with him and from there I started grabbing skills related to the same IT.

I am a web designer now, but I am also a videographer, video editor, graphic designer, and photographer. But imagine if I had gone through with the skill I initially told my dad about, which I later learned was front-end development, where I for be now.

Some of my classmates who used to look up to me to copy at exam that year are doing way better than me. The girl I had a crush on, went on to marry a better man. Everyone moved on and it felt I was the only one behind.

Now, I am not really begging for food, but I have and still go through rough times and I know some of my mates that are way ahead of me financially, which face I won take say bro how far na, e don tey o.

So I just dey my lane, dey hustle wetin I fit. We all have different times and are on different lanes. That's what I have come to understand, man plans God laughs.

Hope you're also a writer? Coz you do write SO WELL. It is well, sir. The blessing go reach everybody.
PoliticsRe: FG Postpones Students Loan Indefinitely by Ifyok50(m): 11:43am On Mar 13, 2024
I knew something like this was coming.

You want go put your trust for this government? Hmm...

It is better to trust in God in everything.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is It Too Late To Know How To Do This As A Young Man Like Me? by Ifyok50(m): 9:22pm On Mar 09, 2024
Eriokanmi:
Nothing is too late guy. Do not put yourself under any undue pressure. Finish your studies first and stay focused. Those you think are doing legit business today could be into fraudulent stuffs or yahoo plus

I had a cousin schooling at OAU some years back. There were these guys on campus who rode expensive cars and living large. There was his hostel mate off campus who was being pressured by one of the guys to date him . Reluctantly, she accepted but with utmost caution. She already knew who they were...information flows faster than you may think at times.

A long story cut short, the guy asked her to come over and spend a time with him. before she left the house, she had worn a female condom. When the guy even pulled out his thing without any attempt to wear a latex, she knew something was cooking. When the guy was done, the girl too zipped up and suddenly he said he just remembered he had an engagement somewhere so, he would not be able to stay with her as planned. She simply smiled and said, ok and they both parted.

As soon as the girl got home, she removed the female condom and guess what, 2 maggots were seen, swimming inside semen. She was shocked and quickly called the attention of her friends. They took the picture and kept. She also told her male hostel mate about it. It was him who now told me during his visit to my place. 2 Days later the guy barged into her room angrily saying, you think you are smart right? I will kill you in this town, I will deal with you. He now left. About a week later, the girl left the school and ran home. She could not finish her studies.

So, do not succumb to peer pressures. Trust in God who made you and stay focused. I always use my life as a case study. I really suffered in my undergraduate years but after I graduated, things took a great turn and till today, God has never stopped being kind to me.
Are you a writer ni, sir? Omo, you write so well! No dull moments in reading this your epistle.
EducationRe: How TO Pass WAEC Or Jamb's Oral English Without Stress by Ifyok50(op): 2:22am On Mar 07, 2024
The teachings on how to pass Waec or Jamb's Oral English still on. Follow me on TikTok or YouTube.
Ifiok Jeremiah is the name.
PoliticsRe: Edo Assembly Serves Gov Obaseki’s Deputy, Philip Shaibu Impeachment Notice by Ifyok50(m): 1:03pm On Mar 06, 2024
FTC !! Hey ooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (3 - 1) On 3rd March 2024 by Ifyok50(m): 7:08pm On Mar 03, 2024
I know United have lost the game the moment they went to park the bus.

You don't play City and go defending even if you're leading by 2 goals. Are you playinghuh

The better team simply won!

That's why I love Klopp. He would have come out and played that game.
CareerRe: How Do You Cope With 60k Salary In Port Harcourt ? by Ifyok50(m): 3:53pm On Mar 03, 2024
Lalami3232:
The truth be say, nowhere in Nigeria go sweet you to live with 60K. Everywhere is now expensive. Even if you go the most remote village, the price o fuel, Rice, cement etc go still be the same. So what you need now is to try to upgrade yourself so that you fit attract a better salary or get a side hustle.
I can only suggest programming for you sha, learn Cyber security or mobile app development and thank me later. I still hear say cryptocurrency dey make money but I no know much about am. But in a nutshell, nowhere for Nigeria go dey conducive for you to live with that meager salary, not even Ibadan. What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you know say you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted
I beg to disagree with you. I'm still currently in the state I served (Zamfara), particularly Gusau, the capital city. Even though things are highly expensive, you can comfortably survive with your 30k a month if you don't overspend.

My point? Do not say nowhere in Nigeria can you live with 60k. In fact, if you are still single like me, you can't spend above 40k a month if you know what you are doing and have plans for the future.

Commodities like pepper, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, potatoes, green, lettuce, carrots, etc are very affordable and cheap sef!

I bought tomatoes 100 naira this Sunday morning and was shocked with what I received. I was like, "tomatoes still cheap ooo"!

Garri gan, a mudu is 1500. Still affordable at least for the common man, compared to places like Lagos (where I was born and brought up) Port-harcourt, etc. So, please, do not draw conclusions on things you don't really know or sure about. Cost of living generally in the North, is cheapest compared to others.

Gracias.
EducationRe: How TO Pass WAEC Or Jamb's Oral English Without Stress by Ifyok50(op): 10:12pm On Feb 16, 2024
The Oral English classes are still on. Check my TikTok account: Ifiok Jeremiah.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Singer, Mish Is Dead (Photo) by Ifyok50(m): 9:39pm On Feb 15, 2024
RIP, my brother from another mother.
CrimeRe: Don’t Rest Until You Expose Your Murderer - Augusta Osedion's Mum by Ifyok50(m): 8:06am On Feb 15, 2024
toujurs:
They should have strangled you, since long throat won't let you work legitimately to earn like a responsible human being.

All these one this woman is saying is nonsense, if her daughter lived a responsible life, why did she date a drug pusher. She should continue decieving herself if she thinks anything would happen to that boy.

This is why i advise women, look for a job to do, date a responsible man, don't let these stolen money decieve you. It's easy to lavish stolen wealth.

Men are not scum, it's the foolish women, who are after money, that get beaten. Then come online to make noise. As the economy bites harder. I know you women don't listen, and will still date these yahoo boys. It's justified the lady is killed im the process.

That woman is irresponsible, let's be sincere. The truth is always bitter.
I totally agree with you. Those are words on marble. However, it is well.
EducationRe: How TO Pass WAEC Or Jamb's Oral English Without Stress by Ifyok50(op): 9:21pm On Feb 06, 2024
I have started the class. Please, join me on TikTok and share the videos to all your friends you know that are sitting for Neco, Gce or Jamb this year.

Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Another Protest Rocks Kano Over High Cost Of Living (Video) by Ifyok50(m): 8:14pm On Feb 06, 2024
Somebody that said he would continue from where Buhari stopped, what do you expect?

Shege promax loading.............


It is well. God will help everybody oo.
EducationHow TO Pass WAEC Or Jamb's Oral English Without Stress by Ifyok50(op): 8:14pm On Feb 05, 2024
If you are preparing for the above this year, or you do know anyone, I've decided to give you my 2 Cents by teaching candidates or students how to, with ease, trash the above. I'm starting today.

I'll teach the following and upload it for you:

✓Vowel sounds
✓Consonant sounds
✓Stress
✓Emphatic stress
✓Rhymes

By the time we are through with the lectures, you will discover that passing Neco, Gce or JAMB's Oral English is very easy.

Follow me on TikTok and YouTube

#Ifiok Jeremiah is the name.

Those preparing for junior Waec are not exempted.

Teachers you can follow, like and share so that you can teach your students or pupils, too.

Gracias.
CareerThe Joys Of Celebration by Ifyok50(op): 11:38am On Jan 29, 2024
In the enchanting world of Oloye Akinwumi Adams, affectionately known as Baba Tawa, a tale of love, ambition, and family unfolds in the most unexpected ways. As Baba Tawa grapples with the looming reality of his wife nearing menopause, a desire for more joy and celebration in his life propels him into an extraordinary journey.

Meet the Adams family—Baba Tawa and his three enchanting daughters, Tawa, Tola, and Oyin. Amidst the delicate dance of familial bonds, Baba Tawa finds himself on a quest for a new chapter, a new celebration, and a new lease on life. In a narrative woven with threads of commitment, patience, and the enduring strength of family ties, 'The Joys of Celebration' invites readers to explore the rich tapestry of human emotions.

At the heart of this captivating tale is Tawa, the eldest daughter, a beacon of brilliance and ambition. Having excelled in both UTME and POST-UTME, Tawa dreams of stepping into the hallowed halls of a prestigious university. Her journey becomes a mirror reflecting the resilience of the human spirit, the pursuit of dreams, and the unbreakable bonds that tie a family together.

This story, as fascinating as it is honest, delves into the intricacies of life's celebrations—those anticipated and those stumbled upon unexpectedly. It is a testament to the strength found in commitment, the virtue of patience in the face of life's uncertainties, and the profound beauty of family and friendship.

'The Joys of Celebration' promises readers a rollercoaster of emotions, a journey that will leave hearts touched, spirits lifted, and a lasting appreciation for the joyous moments that shape our lives. In this rich narrative, author Ifiok Jeremiah skillfully crafts a story that resonates with the universal experiences of love, growth, and the profound joy that springs forth when we least expect it.

EducationAbout The Book - A New Champion by Ifyok50(op): 11:26am On Jan 29, 2024
Step into the world of "A New Champion" and witness the remarkable journey of Chinenye, the seemingly "dumbest" pupil at Ire-Akari Nursery and Primary School 2.

In a classroom filled with laughter and mockery, where even the average students join in, Chinenye struggles to find her voice. Her academic journey is plagued with accusations of dragging her seatmates and classmates backward.

But this is not just a story of adversity; it's a testament to the incredible power of dedication, persistence, family, and friendship.

Join Chinenye as she defies expectations, challenges societal norms, and transforms her status from the laughed-at underdog to a true champion.

In this gripping tale, you'll unravel the layers of Chinenye's life and discover the turning points that lead her to triumph.

As she navigates the ups and downs of her academic world, you'll be captivated by the honest and inspiring narrative that unfolds—a story that goes beyond the classroom and delves into the core values of resilience, determination, and the unwavering support of those who believe in her.

"A New Champion" is more than a book; it's a celebration of the human spirit's ability to rise above challenges and prove that true strength comes from within. Get ready to be inspired, uplifted, and reminded that everyone has the potential to be a champion in their own right.
EducationThe Latest African Literature Books by Ifyok50(op): 4:52pm On Jan 27, 2024
Yeah, it's obvious that Nairalanders do not really know me nor what I do.

And it's fine. At this initial stage, I'll have to explain and explain, and introduce and introduce, myself tire!! Hmmm.., however, later there'll be evidence!😆😐😄

I am Ifiok Jeremiah. A talented novelist, song-writer/singer, and teacher.

My literary books usually portray the African culture in its entirety. And really, there's no dull moments or boredom whilst reading through my books. Very interesting, intriguing, and encapsulating!

In fact, I published two literature books (few copies) not too long ago and guess what? They're are now on Amazon!

Check it out. But before you do so, I have put one of them up for free! Yes, free download, from now till March!

So, LOVERS of LITERATURES (books)! Wait no more! Hurry now to get them. Parents. Teachers. Students. Please don't wait o. Get them online and read.

1) The joys of celebration
2) A new champion

https:///Joyofcelebration

https:///Anewchampion

And to listen to my first single, here:

https://on.soundcloud.com/c7afp

Thank you.

LiteratureThe Latest African Literatures by Ifyok50(op): 3:09pm On Jan 27, 2024
Yeah, it's obvious that Nairalanders do not really know me nor what I do.

And it's fine. At this initial stage, I'll have to explain and explain, and introduce and introduce, myself tire!! Hmmm.., however, later there'll be evidence!😆😐😄

I am Ifiok Jeremiah. A talented novelist, song-writer/singer, and teacher.

My literary books usually portray the African culture in its entirety. And really, there's no dull moments or boredom whilst reading through my books. Very interesting, intriguing, and encapsulating!

In fact, I published two literature books (few copies) not too long ago and guess what? They're are now on Amazon!

Check it out. But before you do so, I have put one of them up for free! Yes, free download, from now till March!

So, LOVERS of LITERATURES (books)! Wait no more! Hurry now to get them. Parents. Teachers. Students. Please don't wait o. Get them online and read.
1) The joys of celebration
2) A new champion

https:///Joyofcelebration

https:///Anewchampion

And to listen to my first single, here:

https://on.soundcloud.com/c7afp

Thank you.
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HealthRe: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by Ifyok50(m): 9:04pm On Jan 06, 2024
kollog:
It's because you are not sexually Active. I will advice, few days before ur tin comes. Engage in gbas gbos with ur guy, let him hit it seriously.

Do this and thank me later.
I understand that you really want to help her, however, I do not think this is a good advice.
PoliticsRe: A VERY VERY Wrong Time To Be An Adult In Nigeria by Ifyok50(m): 8:28pm On Jan 06, 2024
[quote author=sukkot post=127810716]You youths are crazy. The youths of today have a better chance of being richer than their parents very easily. Go and ask your parents if youths were rich like burna boy and davido and whiz kid in their days ? It was impossible for kids to make it in the eighties or nineties I would assume . Kids of todays have access to the global market through their mobile phones and can access remote jobs in dollars and at 1200 to 1 they are getting rich. I have eighteen year old relatives living in naija who are coding geniuses who are the ones feeding their parents from remote job dollars. Kids are into forex and crypto and online business and coding and music etc killing it more than their parents . As a child today the possibility of being richer than your parents is very high and this stagnant environment of money devaluation helps you more if you can access the dollar. You kids of this generation have it better than any generation that Nigeria has ever produced.


You are very correct, my brother. Even though things may be terribly difficult at the moment, it's, however, never a bad time to be an adult. Anybody can easily become a millionaire if one knows the way. For me, it's much easier to make it this time than in the 80's or 90's.

Nevertheless, we must not downplay the office of the president of a nation, as we all know that the welfare of the citizens in the long run, largely depends on the policies and implementation of such from the oga at the top.

Therefore, fellow youths, let's not give up hope. Whatever you are doing to earn a living, do it well. Very soon, Baba go butter our bread.

So, this year, no gree for anybody or anything, not in poverty or lack oo. Fight oo! Hustle oo! It is well.
PoliticsRe: Emeka Woke Resigns As Rivers State Commissioner Of Special Projects by Ifyok50(m): 9:34pm On Dec 14, 2023
It's like this is the best time to be a politician in Rivers state if possible, because as others dey resign, person for just get one slot asap!
Lolz...
CareerRe: Where Do I Upload These Teachings For Students/candidates? by Ifyok50(op): 11:43pm On Dec 06, 2023
kenlinzo:
Youtube
Thanks man.
CareerWhere Do I Upload These Teachings For Students/candidates? by Ifyok50(op): 12:55pm On Dec 06, 2023
Hello Nlanders,

I would like to start teaching Oral English - vowel, consonant, rhymes, stress and emphatic stress - for those candidates preparing for Waec, Neco, Jamb, etc. because I have noticed that millions of candidates usually fail this part of English every year, and which is very simple.

I want to help them, sincerely. So, when I teach these things, where do I upload them for students/candidates to see?

Thanks. Anticipate your feedback.
EducationWhere Do I Upload These Teachings For Students/candidates? by Ifyok50(op): 12:48pm On Dec 06, 2023
Hello Nlanders,

I would like to start teaching Oral English - vowel, consonant, rhymes, stress and emphatic stress - for those candidates preparing for Waec, Neco, Jamb, etc. because I have noticed that millions of candidates usually fail this part of English every year, and which is very simple.

I want to help them, sincerely. So, when I teach these things, where do I upload them for students/candidates to see?

Thanks. Anticipate your feedback.

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