₦airaland Forum

TinubuGoQuench:
People wey islamic terrorists go use do shooting practice?

This guy just crack my ribs.

No ooo, na teaching practice.

Atlantis585:
Get a job or admission there at your own risk.

Northern Nigeria especially Zamfara State remains one of the most dangerous places on earth.

Make we hear word oga! Since my NYSC in '22, I never returned to Lagos, where I was born and bred; even though I schooled in Uyo, my state capital.

Na Baba dey keep person, no be we ourselves.

You no dey hear about the recent happenings in other states? ( I will not mention.)

Stop putting fear in the hearts of people.

Let people who want to try their luck, do so in peace.

Atlantis585:
Get a job or admission there at your own risk.

Northern Nigeria especially Zamfara State remains one of the most dangerous places on earth.

Make we hear word oga! Since my NYSC in '22, I never returned to Lagos, where I was born and bred; even though I schooled in Uyo, my state capital.

Na Baba dey keep person, no be we ourselves.

You no dey hear about the recent happenings in other states? ( I will not mention.)

Stop putting fear in the hearts of people.

My two naira.

Why do I feel like the information given was not sufficiently presented?

I think they were supposed to tell the public the meaning of what they are about to present, before they actually do so.

It's something public; and as such, even the layman on the street is supposed to accurately understand the data, even without further explanations. Yes!


Some persons here did not know, even me, until some other kind persons came through for us.

Honestly, i disagree with that statistics. How come Akwa Ibom state is not in the top 6.

And, what is Oyo, Ogun and Kwara states doing there?

Mwk dem dey play.

Wow, this is a very nice write-up!

Kudos to this masterful writer.

OP never ready to send her packing. E still dey enjoy free opueh.

When he becomes ready, he knows what to do.

Veggieseeddies:
While growing up, every kid in my neighborhood in the 90s call his name as Van Dan, we only started correcting ourselves as we started growing up.

Jean Claude Van Damme

No be lie oo. Everybody! Even me too.

Make we hear word!

Person no fit do Man U strong thing and go scot-free?

If to say dem win now, we for no dey hear all these stories. And if na dem do others now, dem for don sweep am under the carpet.

nairalanda1:
Solomon did not have side chicks, solomon had wives...properly married wives. Not women he was sleeping with while married to his other wives.

You people should stop equating polygamy with sleeping around. Our forefathers did not look at it that way o. If they saw a woman they liked, they opened negotiations about marriage immediately. Not keep am as side chick, in case relationship with wife did not work out.

Also, look, you should not sleep outside your marriage, as a man or as a woman. It always does not end well at all atall. Wheter you be monogamist or polygamist.

(Infact a classic example from history. A certain king was married to the daughter of another king. He sacked that daughter for his side chick. The other king was not amused, and sent an army to rampage and pillage his sonin law's kingdom. )

Ogahh, what are you saying?? Even though I personally don't encourage polygamy, are you saying that Solomon does not have CONCUBINES??

What is the equivalent in this our generation? He even had 700 of them!!!

See, he had 300 wives and the above side chicks!!

Rest!!! If you didn'k know, know now.

How true this write up is!
Kudos to Op.

I really used to enjoy his programme on Wazobia Fm back in the days.

Very funny and brave guy!

Rip to him.

churro:
From my point of view, things didn't seem so bad for her. You've graduated from university and gained entry into law school almost immediately. You paid your fees (whether borrowed or not, I don't know), traveled to Lagos and competed your 5-week externship program. Next move was to return to Enugu, finish your law program, write the exams and be called to Bar. Many young people do not even have all these priveleges. After all, she was just 23!
This suicide mission of hers seem deeper than just temporary financial constraints. At this juncture, it's only her family and close friends that can shed more light into her mental state. May God give them fortitude.

Indeed, the matter seems deeper than financial difficulties.

May her gentle soul rest in peace. And may God greatly comfort the family of the deceased.

StrangeListing:
This hits the nail completely on the head. Most people are simply in love with the luxury of being pampered, validated, and given attention, but they run away the moment real sacrifice is required. True love isn't just an emotional high or a transaction where you constantly calculate what you are gaining. It is about maturity, putting down the ego, and showing up even when the excitement fades and life gets heavy. Everyone wants the benefits of love, but very few are willing to pay the price of commitment.

How can i like this your solemn contribution 100 times?

Fine, Tuchel fumbled. But he still deserves some credit, make we talk true small. E no easy.

I felt pity for France because today, they were really a shadow of themselves.

After final whistle, my guy Mbappe think say na AI, first go observe the scoreline for sideline, then coming back to say "hello" to the other players. E confuse.

Spain are wicked.

No doubt, Spain is a very good team; however, I never expected them to completely outclassed France!

Imagine, not one shot on target for France for full 45 minutes?? This is incredible!

Spain playing with so much confidence like they were playing against a small team

Well, France to probably brace up in the 2nd half to, at least, up their performance whether they win or lose.

Jeshurun101:
Even their legend, Ronaldo De Lima, complained about it. This wan no be sey because na Chelsea player. Na obvious foolishness Ancelloti diaplay. Even a new born baby no sey na foolishness Ancelloti do by leaving behind a club best player.

Even me though not a Chelsea fan, was not happy he didn't carry Pedro.

Honestly, if I were Ancelotti, I would have dropped Endrick and carried Pedro instead. I know Endo really tried in Lyon, but not at the expense of Joao Pedro.

donem:
This Moroccan team is one of the only team in Africa that can hold themselves up against any team, they have the right mentality of elite teams, unlike other black coloured African teams.

They know how to finish a game, they didn't settle for total defense upon taking the lead, and concentrated till the final whistle, unlike Senegal, Congo DR and Ivory coast who exited this world cup due to lack of mentality, even when they had no reason to loose their various matches.

Una still dey call "Morocco" Africa? People wey dey claim say dem no be Africans? Abeg, leave dem poo.

Deloo:
This is to say - All animals are equal but some are more equal than the others.

Kai, you just cracked my ribs, man. If you know you know.

Let them go beckkk to their kontry and protect their jabs.

Iyeno nor da.

Illbliss is seriously ill.

This one just dey play.

Georgewill dey comot as VC, and Prinewill dey enter.

Make I run go add "will" to my name so that I go become the 11th VC.

mysticwarrior:
If they meet the German machines the Germans would still grind them.

This Norway team go too trash the German side. The latter na water for where the former dey.

Ftc

First time in history. Good one from him.

iyke484real:
Yes, I have.

After my NYSC, I got a job in Abuja through a friend. The pay was so poor that despite working, I still had to call home for financial support just to survive the month. Eventually, I left and returned to Uyo.

By God's grace, one of my former bosses employed me, and things started looking up again. I worked there for about a year. Then, in January this year, barely two days after resuming from the Christmas break, we were called into a meeting and informed that the company's contract with the state government had been terminated. We were all asked to go home.

That day changed everything for me.

The job was my only source of income, and my house rent was already due. Within a short time, I lost my income, lost my apartment, and had to move in with my brother in Cross River State, who was also struggling to make ends meet.

I won't pretend it was easy. There were days I felt completely lost and broken. I prayed, fasted, and kept hoping for a breakthrough. I'm still rebuilding my life today.

So when people talk about going from grace to grass financially, I understand exactly what they mean. It is a painful experience that humbles you and changes the way you see life. I wouldn't wish it on anyone. But I also believe that difficult seasons do not last forever, and I trust that better days are ahead.

As I write this, I am still actively seeking employment and opportunities. If anyone here knows of any opening or is willing to give me a chance, I would be deeply grateful. I am ready to work, learn, and prove myself. My sincere hope is that sharing my experience might reach someone who can help me get back on my feet.

Thank you, and may God bless every helping hand.

Sorry guy. U're even my real bro, an Akwa Ibomite, ryt?

You write really well. Can you teach?

I said it, na PSG win oo, but na Chelsea fans happpyyyy pass!!

Na juju!!!

obi4eze:
Setpiece FC were setpieced. This isn't EPL where VAR would favour Arsenal

Corner FC were also cornered! Chaii!

Na PSG win oo, but na Chelsea fans happpyyyy pass!!

No be juju be that

This guy na bravo! So courageous and fearless!!!

Una dey take that party serious? A typical case of pot calling kettle black.

Most of those institutions being renamed after him, I didn't know about them before, just now, now.

And they are reacting, complaining, criticizing, or what?

Them no know where they pain them.