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toujurs:
They should have strangled you, since long throat won't let you work legitimately to earn like a responsible human being.

All these one this woman is saying is nonsense, if her daughter lived a responsible life, why did she date a drug pusher. She should continue decieving herself if she thinks anything would happen to that boy.

This is why i advise women, look for a job to do, date a responsible man, don't let these stolen money decieve you. It's easy to lavish stolen wealth.

Men are not scum, it's the foolish women, who are after money, that get beaten. Then come online to make noise. As the economy bites harder. I know you women don't listen, and will still date these yahoo boys. It's justified the lady is killed im the process.

That woman is irresponsible, let's be sincere. The truth is always bitter.

I totally agree with you. Those are words on marble. However, it is well.

I have started the class. Please, join me on TikTok and share the videos to all your friends you know that are sitting for Neco, Gce or Jamb this year.

Thank you.

Somebody that said he would continue from where Buhari stopped, what do you expect?

Shege promax loading.............


It is well. God will help everybody oo.

If you are preparing for the above this year, or you do know anyone, I've decided to give you my 2 Cents by teaching candidates or students how to, with ease, trash the above. I'm starting today.

I'll teach the following and upload it for you:

✓Vowel sounds
✓Consonant sounds
✓Stress
✓Emphatic stress
✓Rhymes

By the time we are through with the lectures, you will discover that passing Neco, Gce or JAMB's Oral English is very easy.

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#Ifiok Jeremiah is the name.

Those preparing for junior Waec are not exempted.

Teachers you can follow, like and share so that you can teach your students or pupils, too.

Gracias.

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Meet the Adams family—Baba Tawa and his three enchanting daughters, Tawa, Tola, and Oyin. Amidst the delicate dance of familial bonds, Baba Tawa finds himself on a quest for a new chapter, a new celebration, and a new lease on life. In a narrative woven with threads of commitment, patience, and the enduring strength of family ties, 'The Joys of Celebration' invites readers to explore the rich tapestry of human emotions.

At the heart of this captivating tale is Tawa, the eldest daughter, a beacon of brilliance and ambition. Having excelled in both UTME and POST-UTME, Tawa dreams of stepping into the hallowed halls of a prestigious university. Her journey becomes a mirror reflecting the resilience of the human spirit, the pursuit of dreams, and the unbreakable bonds that tie a family together.

This story, as fascinating as it is honest, delves into the intricacies of life's celebrations—those anticipated and those stumbled upon unexpectedly. It is a testament to the strength found in commitment, the virtue of patience in the face of life's uncertainties, and the profound beauty of family and friendship.

'The Joys of Celebration' promises readers a rollercoaster of emotions, a journey that will leave hearts touched, spirits lifted, and a lasting appreciation for the joyous moments that shape our lives. In this rich narrative, author Ifiok Jeremiah skillfully crafts a story that resonates with the universal experiences of love, growth, and the profound joy that springs forth when we least expect it.

Step into the world of "A New Champion" and witness the remarkable journey of Chinenye, the seemingly "dumbest" pupil at Ire-Akari Nursery and Primary School 2.

In a classroom filled with laughter and mockery, where even the average students join in, Chinenye struggles to find her voice. Her academic journey is plagued with accusations of dragging her seatmates and classmates backward.

But this is not just a story of adversity; it's a testament to the incredible power of dedication, persistence, family, and friendship.

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"A New Champion" is more than a book; it's a celebration of the human spirit's ability to rise above challenges and prove that true strength comes from within. Get ready to be inspired, uplifted, and reminded that everyone has the potential to be a champion in their own right.

Yeah, it's obvious that Nairalanders do not really know me nor what I do.

And it's fine. At this initial stage, I'll have to explain and explain, and introduce and introduce, myself tire!! Hmmm.., however, later there'll be evidence!😆😐😄

I am Ifiok Jeremiah. A talented novelist, song-writer/singer, and teacher.

My literary books usually portray the African culture in its entirety. And really, there's no dull moments or boredom whilst reading through my books. Very interesting, intriguing, and encapsulating!

In fact, I published two literature books (few copies) not too long ago and guess what? They're are now on Amazon!

Check it out. But before you do so, I have put one of them up for free! Yes, free download, from now till March!

So, LOVERS of LITERATURES (books)! Wait no more! Hurry now to get them. Parents. Teachers. Students. Please don't wait o. Get them online and read.

1) The joys of celebration
2) A new champion

https:///Joyofcelebration

https:///Anewchampion

And to listen to my first single, here:

https://on.soundcloud.com/c7afp

Thank you.

kollog:
It's because you are not sexually Active. I will advice, few days before ur tin comes. Engage in gbas gbos with ur guy, let him hit it seriously.

Do this and thank me later.

I understand that you really want to help her, however, I do not think this is a good advice.

[quote author=sukkot post=127810716]You youths are crazy. The youths of today have a better chance of being richer than their parents very easily. Go and ask your parents if youths were rich like burna boy and davido and whiz kid in their days ? It was impossible for kids to make it in the eighties or nineties I would assume . Kids of todays have access to the global market through their mobile phones and can access remote jobs in dollars and at 1200 to 1 they are getting rich. I have eighteen year old relatives living in naija who are coding geniuses who are the ones feeding their parents from remote job dollars. Kids are into forex and crypto and online business and coding and music etc killing it more than their parents . As a child today the possibility of being richer than your parents is very high and this stagnant environment of money devaluation helps you more if you can access the dollar. You kids of this generation have it better than any generation that Nigeria has ever produced.


You are very correct, my brother. Even though things may be terribly difficult at the moment, it's, however, never a bad time to be an adult. Anybody can easily become a millionaire if one knows the way. For me, it's much easier to make it this time than in the 80's or 90's.

Nevertheless, we must not downplay the office of the president of a nation, as we all know that the welfare of the citizens in the long run, largely depends on the policies and implementation of such from the oga at the top.

Therefore, fellow youths, let's not give up hope. Whatever you are doing to earn a living, do it well. Very soon, Baba go butter our bread.

So, this year, no gree for anybody or anything, not in poverty or lack oo. Fight oo! Hustle oo! It is well.

It's like this is the best time to be a politician in Rivers state if possible, because as others dey resign, person for just get one slot asap!
Lolz...

kenlinzo:
Youtube

Thanks man.

Hello Nlanders,

I would like to start teaching Oral English - vowel, consonant, rhymes, stress and emphatic stress - for those candidates preparing for Waec, Neco, Jamb, etc. because I have noticed that millions of candidates usually fail this part of English every year, and which is very simple.

I want to help them, sincerely. So, when I teach these things, where do I upload them for students/candidates to see?

Thanks. Anticipate your feedback.

Hello Nlanders,

I would like to start teaching Oral English - vowel, consonant, rhymes, stress and emphatic stress - for those candidates preparing for Waec, Neco, Jamb, etc. because I have noticed that millions of candidates usually fail this part of English every year, and which is very simple.

I want to help them, sincerely. So, when I teach these things, where do I upload them for students/candidates to see?

Thanks. Anticipate your feedback.

illicit:
Baba Friday, Linguistics lecturer at UNILORIN will tell u or anyone ' U are crazy in the head'

🤕

Hahahahaha

agoro2u:
I have one teacher back then in secondary school, every word will followed by "I mean" to the extent that he may have up to 4 "i mean" per sentence.

Hmmmm...

Back in the day in Sari-Iganmu Senior Secondary School, there was this mathematics teacher of ours who so much loved using the word, "invariably" in almost every sentence he made.

For instance, you would hear: if you divide 20 by 5, invariably, your answer is 4. Invariably, this........ Invariably, that...........

In Uniuyo, my departmental lecturer then would always say: "Evidently", this....... Evidently, that..........

For instance, " if you are flexing when you're supposed to be reading your books, evidently you're gonna fail."

"If you do take your studies seriously and pay the price now, evidently, you'll smile and laugh all through tomorrow."

So over to you. What's that one vocabulary you subconsciously picked up from your teacher/lecturer?

It doesn't AT ALL matter if people look down on you today; tomorrow they will look up to you.

Let this be your daily motivation. And you will do life jejely, without being under unnecessary pressure!

With this consciousness, you move at your own pace. You're not envious of anyone's success, achievement or whatever.

Baba is you still on the throne. You are not disadvantaged.

E go go round.

In Physics, it's called action and reaction
In Govt, it's called check and balance.

Hmmm...

In Microbiology, it is called "mutualisation",
In Gst, it's called win-win,
In Economics, it's called equilibrium point,
In Geography, it's called latitude of 0 degree,
In Psychology, it's called projection or transference, and
In Biochemistry, it's called neutralization.

? ?

Don't be too carried away or displeased with what you think God has not done in your life yet; at least, thank Him for the little He has done already.

If you're someone like me that enjoys divine health (from January to December you don't fall ill let alone sick), then, that's a good place to start.

Mbok, thank Him for your health! Think very well, He has done many others as well.

Someone said, if you think well, you will thank well.

Appreciate Him, and stop complaining or grumbling. Whatever that remains, He'll perfect it.

Do not allow the success of your friends, neighbours or enemies, for instance, make you feel that God has not done anything for you. Na lie!!! He has done a whole lot!

Your surebet is expressing gratitude unto God for where you currently are, only then will you be qualified for the next level.

#Gratitude

Shalom!

Hmmmm..., that qtion hard oo? For those ones, they can't be.

I met my next-door neighbour today at his place of work. You needed to see him. He was just uncomfortable to see me all because he was on his security uniform. Fine, all this while I didn't know that he is AT THE MOMENT, doing a security job. And so what? Do you know how many people are jobless currently? (God will provide for everybody desiring one.)

Honestly, i'm proud of him, for the fact that he has the courage to leave the house every morning in order to provide food for himself and his wife. A young couple.

You may not have the best job at the moment, but thank God for the one you do have and trust God for a bigger and better one. However, be proud of yourself and walk with your two shoulders high. Don't allow anybody to intimidate or put pressure on you. Better days ahead!

Everybody dey do packaging.

As a guy man, please be proud of whatever you do. Don't be ashamed anything?! Na person dey feed you? Be proud joor! It is well.

I have identified the following reasons the lame man at the beautiful gate danced and praised God almost uncontrollably, and like never before, in the congregation of God's people.

1) No more a burden - For the lame man, who was now healed completely and could walk with his two feet, I could hear him say, "Henceforth, i'll no longer be a burden to those people who usually carry and place me at the beautiful gate. I'll no longer have to ask people to carry me to the restroom whenever I want to defecate or urinate. Halleluyah!"

2) No more a liability - I could hear him say, "Now, I'll no longer be a liability to people. I'll no longer beg to feed. I'll no longer be at the mercy of people. I'll work with my hands and earn money for myself. Halleluyah!"
Remember, they put him there daily to beg for alms. What about the day or days no service held? He would starve. In fact, the more he begged the poorer he became! Halleluyah, for him, no more begging.

3) No more stagnation - Wherever they placed him, that's where he was - morning till night! No movement. From January to December he was at the same spot financially, spiritually, emotionally, socially, etc. No change of levels! But now, the story had changed. Hence, the reason he jumped and praised God like never before! He knew he was never going to be stagnated anymore. Halleluyah!

4) No more isolation - As you already know, nobody is a friend to a begger. So, he was always alone under the hot sun or in the rain. Nobody to gist or chat with. Nobody to care for him. He seemed to be alone even though he was surrounded by people. Poor him! But now, the story had taken a new turn.

5) No more outside - For the very first time in his life, he had an opportunity to come into the presence of God; an opportunity to worship and praise the King of kings with other brethren. What a privilege! Somebody who had never walked before? So, he danced and praised God with all his might!!!

I personally believe that that day, the Church must have learnt new dance steps and styles from him! He taught them. And now, he would abide in His Presence forever. No longer have to watch people go in to worship their Maker.

Finally, even though it is not recorded, I earnestly believe that shortly after, this young man got married and started a family, and became a useful vessel in God's house.

Thank God for Peter and John, whom God used to birth this great deliverance!

The man kept shouting "Halleluyah! Thank You, Jesus!" ever after! You would no longer find him at the beautiful gate, begging! His status had changed!! On his way to better days!!!

Your story is next! God will change it, and give you a new beginning! Acts 3.

Shalom

Today was our graduation ceremony. Over here in Zamfara State in the city of Gusau, rainfall has been constant. The owners of the school are God's Servants. So, we've been praying against rain disturbing us on this particular day. Guess what? All through out the day we experienced great sunlight. But as soon as we finished the program and parents must have reached their homes, rain started falling!

"Unto Him that answereth prayers shall all flesh come." God truly answers prayers. He doesn't stop them.

Whatever you plan to do, always pray in advance. Pray for your spouse even if you have not met the fellow. Pray for your in-laws. You wanna travel in two weeks' time? Start praying today. Pray! Pray for your unborn children. Pray!

Learn to always pray in advance.

Shalom!

The Bible is replete with scriptures that guarantee our financial dominion here on earth. Know them and know peace.

It doesn't matter whether you have a million dollars in your account now or not. It doesn't matter! You enter into your rest when you know them.

Nothing shakes you anymore. The economic situation of the country or the world doesn't bother you either.

You come to that point where you can boldly tell anyone or the devil himself, "I CANNOT BE POOR!" And it's only a matter of time before you leave the dungeon of poverty, because it's NEVER meant for you. Here are six:

1) Genesis 1:28 "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

2) 2 Corinthians 8:9 "For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich."

3) 2 Corinthians 9:8 "And God is able to make all grace abound toward you; that ye, always having all sufficiency in all things, may abound to every good work."

4) 2 Peter 1:3 "According as his divine power hath given unto us all things that pertain unto life and godliness, through the knowledge of him that hath called us to glory and virtue."

5) Psalms 115:15-16 "Ye are blessed of the LORD which made heaven and earth.
The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD'S: but the earth hath he given to the children of men."

6) 3 John 1:2 "Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth."



I encourage you to make confession of the word your daily practice. Sooner or later, you will see the results.


Remember, you are an heir of God, and joint-heir with Christ. Lack and poverty doesn't have a place in you. God desires that everyone of us lives in superabundant prosperity, glory, victory and honour. And this will be your own testimony!!!


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Shalom!

Congratulations! The Lord bless you and your family.

There are things that God wants to do in your life for which you don't know. And your best bet is to simply trust Him even when you don't understand. Yes, trust His leading, for this is wisdom on your part.

Shortly after the Israelites gloriously came out of Egypt, God told them through the mouth of Moses to temporarily camp at the sea for He had a plan, an agenda to totally vanquish their tormentors! However, because the Israelites didn't understand God's plan, when they saw Pharaoh and his horse men forcefully coming towards them, they panicked. Fear gripped them! For the Israelites, at that moment, it was better to remain their slaves forever because they were afraid of death. Little did they know that God wanted to glorify Himself so that all of Egypt would know that He alone is God, the creator of the heaven and the earth. In that same sea, God finished their oppressors!

So my friend, do not think that God has forgotten you. Do not think that God is slow.

Just before God gave the Israelites their inheritance, God told Joshua that He would drive the people occupying the lands gradually, so that wild animals would not spring up and devour His people.

God is wise. He knows and has your best interest at heart. So, trust Him and follow His leading for your life. He's preparing something great and better for you. And by the time God is through, just like the Israelites, you will see His great work in your life! The next thing for you will be to testify to the glory of His name.


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Shalom!

There are myriads of reasons you can't fail in this world. Here are some:

1) You were created in His image:

God, the creator of heaven and earth, never created a failure, nonentity, or a mediocre. Never! He created you so you could adequately represent Him here on earth. Guess what? He has also crowned you with glory and honour; and has put all things under your feet! (Ps. 8:4-6) So, you can't be permanently down! That's not possible! You were born to rule!


2) Blessings are upon your head:

The first blessing God released upon man after creation is, "Be fruitful and multiply, replenish... subdue...and have dominion......" (Gen.1:28). So, you can't be poor! Even if all may not be rosy for you now, they definitely will! You are above! In dominion! You are blessed!


3) Jesus already purchased the victory for you:

Now, this is good news! Even if there was an ancestral curse, Jesus already cancelled it at the cross! Nothing can successfully work against you. It is finished! (Gal. 3:13-14)


4) You are born of God:

Since you belong to God your greatness is secured! Name it - prosperity, health, family, long life, etc. And it is your faith in Him that has secured all these for you (1John 5:4; Rom. 10:10).


5) God wants your life to affect other lives positively:

It is God's utmost desire that your life brings Him praise here on earth (Isa. 43:21) Through your life God wants to harvest other souls that may have been lost to the kingdom of darkness. He wants the gentiles and kings to come to the brightness of your rising as seen in Isa. 60:1-3. So, impact, your life must! Yes, your life must touch other lives. Your light must shine!

This is why you can't fail in life, my dear! God will help you!


Shalom!

It's very easy to compare yourself with others, especially among your contemporaries. But, as the holy Scriptures says, that's not wisdom.

Focus on you! Resist that temptation for comparison.

I know a couple of footballers who retired at the age of 34, 35, and most recently, Kevin-Boateng, who retired at 36.

But C. Ronaldo is 38 and still balling! And guess what? He started before many of them! (Even Buffon just retired at 45, imagine.)

My point is that, you should run your own race. Don't be concerned about others or what they are doing with their lives. It's none of your business! Wish them well and go your way! Pray for them. You too will achieve whatever your friends may have achieved, with time!

There's what is called "Time and Season". Did you know what age Charles Sanders started what everybody now knows as KFC? That is why you must not give up on your life's pursuits.

However, you need to be focused, disciplined, and determined. Get rid of the distractions! It's time to focus.

Shalom!

We were in our finals in 2019. And there was this course we did ( PSY411 - Advanced Psychobiology). From the course title, you would know that it's no child's play. Very technical! (You never know Psychobiology finish na 'advanced' kwa.) And the lecturer handling that course was highly dreaded by students.

Since it was final year, of course nobody wanted to fail. So a good number of my colleagues sorted the lecturer. I called his colleague, who also is a lecturer and a friend because we worshiped in the same church on campus, and asked her what to do. She told me pointedly that I should join my colleagues who were paying up asap to the class-rep.

Sorting lecturers is normal in higher institutions but not for me. I hated it because it is against what I stand for. It is against my faith. I do not like examination malpractice, especially that word 'sorting'. Hey!

During my uni days, my colleagues knew me as a committed brother serving God in a unit in the church on campus; so if I joined them what would be the proof that I was different? I guarantee you, all my colleagues were Christians too. All! In fact, several worshiped in the same church as well.

Long story cut short, I personally decided I was not going to pay for sorting. And really, it was not compulsory. Therefore, some of guys laughed at me, saying that I would fail for my foolishness. They meant well. You could write on your own and still pass. But it would require grace. Otherwise na extra year o!

One day during my personal devotion, God gave me Job 19:25 in the Goodnews Version: "I know there is someone in heaven who will come at last to my defense."

Immediately, I knew for a surety that I was not going to fail! I was convinced! So I started blessing and thanking God in advance long before the exam knowing quite well that I had passed. That was the kind of faith I had. And sure enough, I passed the course!

It will interest you to know that some of my colleagues who had sorted for the course failed. It was an error on the part of the lecturer. I felt for them. What they were running away from caught up with them.


Now the moral: You can bank on God's word, because it will never fail. God never lets his own people down. His word is so reliable and trustworthy. Believe God's word with the whole of your heart and you will see it producing results in your life.


Shalom!