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AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 3:07pm On Oct 17, 2011
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PoliticsRadical Sect Kills Community Official In Nigeria by igahdavid(op): 6:09pm On Oct 16, 2011
MAIDUGURI, Nigeria (AP) — Suspected members of a radical Muslim sect shot and killed a community official, police said Sunday, a day after a similar killing of a policeman in a northeast Nigeria city beset by assassinations carried out by the group.

Police commissioner Simeone Midenda said Sunday that gunmen suspected to be members of the Boko Haram sect shot and killed the head of the Borno state Vigilante Association Saturday night in the city of Maiduguri.

The association works with police to provide security.

Less than a day earlier, Midenda said two suspected Boko Haram members shot and killed a policeman in Maiduguri.

He said police are investigating but have made no arrests.

The sect has carried out a string of assassinations and bombings in northern Nigeria in its campaign to implement strict Shariah law in Africa's most populous nation.

The sect claimed responsibility for the Aug. 26 suicide car bombing at the United Nations headquarters in the country that killed 23 people and wounded 116 others.

Also on Sunday, a police official in Nigeria's northeast said four people were killed after a blast rocked a police base in the town of Kwami just north of the state capital of Gombe.

Assistant Inspector General of Police John Moroke said one was a police officer and the three others were suspected bombers.

Gombe State police chief Arube Ghadi Abekunle said the base had been evacuated because there was at least one bomb that had not yet been detonated.

An AP reporter at the scene said there were about 10 burning cars in the base after the blast set ablaze its armory and administrative section.



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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Freelance Marketers by igahdavid(op): 5:37pm On Oct 16, 2011
Still Open
Lagos, Abuja, Uyo, Calabar, Owerri, Enugu, Asaba
Jokes EtcWho Said To Sell Fuel For N140 by igahdavid(op): 10:47am On Oct 07, 2011
Do the following !!!

1) go to translate.google.com

2) type in
"Who said to sell fuel for N140.!"

3) translate English to Arabic

4) Copy the Arabic version

5) choose translation from Arabic to English

6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(op): 9:59am On Oct 07, 2011
3 FEELINGS

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when both r pregnant
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(op): 9:55am On Oct 07, 2011
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"

Teacher replied " NO Never!!"

Boy said to girl :

"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(op): 9:52am On Oct 07, 2011
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'

The maid smiled and said
'I know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(op): 9:49am On Oct 07, 2011
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

"I thought It was MONEY"
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(op): 8:19pm On Oct 05, 2011
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can be greater than this one?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(op): 8:14pm On Oct 05, 2011
Husband was seriously ill.

Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, d[b]ont demand new clothes & gold jewels[/b],
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home,

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes -updated by igahdavid(op): 8:11pm On Oct 05, 2011
Valentine sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"

Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"

2 hours later Valentine sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
Jokes EtcJokes -updated by igahdavid(op): 8:06pm On Oct 05, 2011
Who said english is easyhuh

Fill in the blank with YES or No,

1.-----I don"t have brain.

2.-----I dont have sense.

3.-----I am stupid.
AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 9:57am On Oct 05, 2011
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AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 11:24am On Oct 04, 2011
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PhonesRe: Vehicle Tracking With Bb by igahdavid(m): 1:11pm On Sep 30, 2011
TRUE, it can work.
U can use any phone to lock down and deactiate ur car.
And u can use any GPRS enabled phone to get location and see where your car is
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Jokes EtcRe: When A Key Opens Many Locks by igahdavid(op): 5:45pm On Sep 24, 2011
;d
Jokes EtcRe: Hw Fast Cn U Guess Dis Wrds? by igahdavid(op): 5:44pm On Sep 24, 2011
;d
Jokes EtcHw Fast Cn U Guess Dis Wrds? by igahdavid(op): 2:50pm On Sep 21, 2011
Hw fast cn u guess d wrds?

1.BOO_S
2._ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
6.S_X




Ans
1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE
6.SIX
U Got ALL 6 Wrong Didn't u?
Jokes EtcWhen A Key Opens Many Locks by igahdavid(op): 2:43pm On Sep 21, 2011
Woman: I had Sex wid only 4 boyz in my entire life & U had it wid 26 Girls, still, Everybody Calls me a SLUT
&
Cal u a REAL MAN,
A Winner?
Why?

Man: It's because,
when a Lock is Opened by many Keys,
it Becomes a BAD LOCK (ashawo key).
But when a Key Opens many Locks,
it becomes a MASTER KEY, ;-);-) ;-)
AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 1:20pm On Sep 21, 2011
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AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 3:04pm On Sep 20, 2011
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AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 12:07pm On Sep 20, 2011
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Jobs/VacanciesFreelance Marketers by igahdavid(op): 12:31am On Sep 19, 2011
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AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 10:36am On Sep 16, 2011
smiley
AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 5:56pm On Sep 15, 2011
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AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 1:03pm On Sep 09, 2011
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AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 3:23pm On Sep 07, 2011
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AutosRe: With D-tech Your Car Is 100% Safe by igahdavid(op): 12:35pm On Sep 07, 2011
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