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Types of husbands

1: *BACHELOR HUSBAND*
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: *ACIDIC HUSBAND.* Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: *SLAVE HUSBAND*
Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: *GENERAL HUSBAND*
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5: *DRY HUSBAND*
Very moody and stingy, doesn't consider wife's interest, doesn't make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.

6: *PANADOL HUSBAND*
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when in need of something from her. He's clever and knows wife's weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.

7: *PARASITE HUSBAND.*
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife's money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: *BABY HUSBAND*
Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own without asking his mother or relatives; subjects wife to relatives dictates thereby running to them when things go wrong.

9: *VISITING HUSBAND*
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.

10: *CARING HUSBAND*
Caring and loving; he provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. He guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Dear brothers, which type of husband are YOU? And for the sisters, which is your's?
*Mú tìe nbè!*

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Year 2002,when me and my siblings are going school.
Our parents gave us five naira(#5) each we filled happy,during that time #5 goes a lot when buying things like sweet,groundnut and so on.
My question is what can you buy with now 5 Naira in your area now?

Lol

Abeg, can u help me tell those atheist should please leave and pack their loads out of the land that Almighty God created when they believed he doesn't exist. secondly, stop breathing in the prestigious air that God created And also stop drinking the water he created. when they die,they shouldn't be bury inside the ground that God created. If u can avoid these then I'll believe truly u are atheist

Abeg, can u help me tell those atheist should please leave and pack their loads out of the land that Almighty God created when they believed he doesn't exist. secondly, stop breathing in the prestigious air that God created And also stop drinking the water he created. when they die,they shouldn't be bury inside the ground that God created. If u can avoid these then I'll believe truly u are atheist

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Abeg, can u help me tell those atheist should please leave and pack their loads out of the land that Almighty God created when they believed he doesn't exist.
secondly, stop breathing in the prestigious air that God created
And also stop drinking the water he created.
when they die,they shouldn't be bury inside the ground that God created.
If u can avoid these then I'll believe truly u are atheist

doubt if he will finally hang

Akshow:
Politely talk to them about it, if they refuse report to the police. How can people be disturbing others in the name of their religion.

why are u on earth?

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Today 3rd December,2016 mark a beautiful and joyous day for RAPHAEL and ABOSEDE as they become couples.
Wish them a blessed marriage.

This is obvious

tsamson:
FPO... What if you chose them as second choice

second choice is not allowed

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IhateYorubafool:
Who is God ??
I will give anyone that can give me a solid proof that God exists $4,000

Are you talking about the guy the holy spirit impregnated his mother ??
Are you talking about the guy who they claimed died 9000 years ago and they still managed to get his pictures even though there was no camera 9000 years ago

And who created earth, water, light, and air before your God was born ??
Oh, i now remember, there was no earth, water and air, God made them all.

Who created God ?? He just came from your brain, there was no earth, the earth was of no form or void, no air, no light, no water, all of a sudden your God fell out of another planet

God is a spirit
Bullshit

I can worship the whites, they are the Gods i see, how can some white guys make a whole world believe that there's an idiot called God, that's legendary


God doesn't exist
That's what we grew up to

Now, bring out your bible and read these bible verses
God doesn't exist

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
Leviticus 20:10
Deuteronomy 4:5-8
Deuteronomy 20:10-15
Ephesians 6:5
Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Colossians 3:22-24
Exodus 21:20-21
Matthew 5:17-19

The same God they claim is loving and forgiving will still allow his children die from cancer and some of his children are poor as fucck and hungry
I still respect the whites for holding the world hostage and making them believe that there's someone called God who lives in Heaven

Bullshit

If you had been frustrated in past,that doesn't mean you should reinforce your religion believes to someone else

good write up Entrepreneurs pays

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