wanna know WHAT joe igbokwe (igbokwe is with serious comma ('
) o )
is?
it is a

monkey glass 1 protected
0.000000000001 bytes RAM
0.00000000000000000000000000002 bytes storage
1/2 inch monochrome screen with 0.003 by 0.00006 resolution display
whatsapp certified
2go certified
facebook verified
nairaland customized

DUMB MEGAPHONE!

with mind blowing features such as being

God forsaken
Poverty_stricken
Good for nothing!

(GPG)

and so is utterly useless and no good!

so please dont spend even 1 zimbabwean dollar on that gadget! you will wanna kill yourself!

thank me later for this in-depth review!

so you think kanu can be pinned?
anyways, you have your opinion bro
meanwhile, all these stuff are just a prelude...... nigeria wants to try the igbo spirit and they are doing a good job!

they now owe us 7 million lives! and counting......

fuckup no dey sour o...........ask palestine and israel......

because they want to
1 shape their country with their own hands based on their culture, beliefs and tradition which is built on MERIT
2 give their future generations a sure foundation and better identity . things which the zoo sorry nigeria cant and dont offer
3 turn ASUSU IGBO into a dominant language from the one on the brink of extinction! a position it holds currently
4 make inventions without fear of quota system jealousy
5 abolish quota system and violent religion!
6 turn ALA IGBO into the greatest country on earth with our huge deposits of human and natural and even material resources...... something impossible in nigeria

there is no need to continue.............. kwukata kwukata aburo na nti ga anu! maka na nti ga anu ihe aburo belu ma oha ka okpu ata!

while commending the organizers and young participants in the PEACEFUL MARCH
i could not help but notice THE KIND OF HOUSES there on faulks road....................... and also THE ROADS!

IGBO AMAKA!

when we bagan they were like
this is for touts!, no rich educated igbo guy will join!
now that rich and educated people have identified with the movement
they will soon shift goal post!

likes for team rising sun

shares for team one naijeryia

@blues20 @cheruv and @bawsse .......... i am following both of you........... we should exchange contacts and work together....... i am a level 3 HSK student currently and have ideas based on what you guys are already working on........... so no need to start my own version of the same thing, lets INTEGRATE it into yours' shall we?

terms and conditions will be spelt out

i can provide beta testers!

NK is beyond human............... beyond legendary.......... beyond royalty................... he is a god

CHUKWU ABIAMA BLESS HIM!

Dawn is almost here!

OP please go sleep instead of coming here to post trash..............
what happened back then is gone, lessons have been learned

dawn is almost here!

please please OP take a chill pill mehn!
this is uncalled for!

we should be doing better things o

hapu ndia ka ha buru nsogbu ha gawa

this is precise
this is apt
this is educative

1 crate of o mpa for you!

#IGBO AMAKA!

Guestlander:


You are trying to belittle a young girl whose achievements are remarkable enough to be carried by a major news outlet like NBC whereas your own degree is probably worth less than the paper it was written on.

i like your reply................... now here is mine

how many major news media carried bill gates' degree news? without google, can you tel me dangote's degree(s)
how many degree did BUHARI get?
end of reply

my friend once told me, "when a herdman dies, his children inherit the cows but when a prof dies, HIS CERTIFICATES BECOME USELESS!"

i dont believe in DEGREES and schools............... i believe in passion and money!........... she can attend 1000000000000000000000 ivy league schools and end up working for SALARY like they all do except of course for the IGBOs again!

AND HEY, I HATE SALARY! so bro, my degree is useless and is not an achievement to me!
my bank statement and assets are better deals! AS A FULL BLOODED NWA AFO IGBO KAJARA AKAJA!

my point was not even to compare they useless schools, it was to tell us that IGBOS are TOO GOOD IN EVERYTHING, BETTER THAN ANY OTHER PEOPE IN THE WORLD! say what you want................................ keep getting degrees while we keep getting money!

am sure bill gates didnt attend an ivy school but the best guys from there work for him!

the curer is simple............

government should allow us to

BUILD OUR ROADS

PROVIDE OUR POWER SUPPLY

RUN OUR ECONOMY

REQUEST NO REVENUE FROM US

IN FACT THEY SHOULD LET US BE!

if that can be done, you will witness the coming together of the greatest minds on earth in one love and brotherhood!
you will see where the indivual works for his people {country} without pretense
you will see that all this political stuff is just formalities!

we know what to do

but it wont be in nigeria or as nigerians!

ONLY IGBOS can eradicate poverty from their region!
in fact, only ANAMBRA can save all igbo people if you talk about empowerment financially leaving other states to use the surplus for capital projects!

if only the stupligenius government of the zoo can let us be, we will go places!
imagine a pan IGBO forum where all the IGBO governors will pull resources together!
imagine an IGBO billionaires and millionaires forum where rich guys will empower aspiring young ones!

we can do it but.....not in nigeria or as nigerians!

because nigeria will rubbish our efforts!

its not as if we dont know what to do, its just that nigeria will rubbish it for us!

if the government allows individuals to build roads, seriously IGBO LAND will murder every other region but guess what..................... its not gonna happen because nigeria is bleeped!

let the nigeria FG leave us alone to do our things and lets see what happens!

Guestlander:


Where did you get your own degree from? Harvard or Princeton?

does not matter!

what matters is that we stay on this topic!

it is official....................
the OP is the HD++ of the keske ojodui mentinol of an irredeemable akaenwe who due to his iberibelistic nature was atakamad and jamad by the godamuz with a bembestic shetoz on his way to shelter........

infact, the case of the OP is like that of comrade nama who rotated and tripanord into cornbeef as a result of his dolby sorround system being blocked via nti ike!

seriously, i apply the keske of anayo to all my umunnesis to apply the keske ojodui of eberechi to the OP because his murumuru coconut lacks the USB port of akonuche!

and before i apply the case of johnny walker, i carry God beg you @OP please o, apply the keske o rolex watch before i apply the case of a wet 2 by 4 plank on your murumuru coconut via iweka road onitsha.......

the godz ka dikwa wize.......

this is good................ all i see is competition
the kain pimple wey full the girl face ehn, na to become reverend sister after school remain o!
but wait o................. 14 schools vs 8 ivy league schools which one better pass?

#IGBOs blaze the trail, others copy them!

IGBO AMAKA!

its clear as day!
SR is fake
they get UNVERIFIED documents from their APC sponsored counterparts
refuse to do investigative journalism
post the unverified rubbish to cause huge distractions
then get paid by their APC sponsors!

we know that they are the face of BMCs! but we just dey observe them!

they are only good at BLACKMAILING PEOPLE!

i dont blame them anyways!

the owner is from a certain area that specializes in BROWN ENVELOPE journalism, PROFESSIONAL BLACKMAIL and of course SAHARA is what? ha ha they report for the SAHARA (desert) masters from the SAHARA(north)

so in the end, its still a SW and NW + NE + NC gang up against us! but of course we know them!

IGBO PRESIDENCY IS NOT HAPPENING!

seriously!

we have better things to do!

#teamRISINGSUN!

if the origin of the igbo people interests you, google prof catherine acholonu............ buy and read
1 the lost testament of the ancestors of adam
2 the grave of sargon the great
3 they lived before adam
4 before the covenants
5 the gram code of the african adam
6 into the heart of biafra

google OGAM and try to find its link with the igbo language
you can google OGAM separately and then google OGAM together with PROF CATHERINE ACHOLONU
finally google and read up on IGBONOMICS a branch of study that studies IGBO as a culture, language and people!

what you will discover will blow your mind!

NIGERIA ? why aint i surprised? anyways............... in the abode of the rising sun, such men will be well taken care of!

the Northern ASSes should joke with the future of the zoo..................
we are not nigerians..............
wetin concern us?

and who gives a Bleep about this useless thread?
mtcheeewwwwwwwwwwww

APGA is anambra.............................
forget what that idiotic obiano did tp IPOB in onitsha......... while he will still pay for it, APGA will still win
for reasons best known to us NDI ANAMBRA

abeg forget your yeye protest

go beg IPOB to give una few IGBO people to help una

go beg nnamdi kanu to give una small liver! you lily hearted cowards!

una think say protest easy abi?

any fool that will insult IPOB again or talk nonsense when they stage any protest will run mad!

just because IGBOS said they wont join in, everyone begin fear!

NDIGBO KWEZUO NU!

we rock!

before you open your mouth to insult the IGBO IPOB and NNAMDI KANU again, ask your self this

who can do what they have done?

we do what we say we will do!

we dont chicken out

we have one face, one voice and one mission!

give it up for NNAMDI KANU

give it up for IPOB

give it up for NDIGBO

its now official........ only IGBO PEOPLE can complete this kinda task!

because we are whiter than white and whiter than snow

we cant be intimidated

we cant be coerced

we are the IPOB

NNAMDI KANU IS THE MAN!

likes for NNAMDI KANU and IPOB
shares for STAND WITH NIGERIA AND 2FACE

COWBAN Cows On Wheels Breeders Association of Nigeria ha ordered CATBAN leader to be arrested for trying to issue such ultimatum!
COWs are bigger than CATs so they must inform COWBAN!

that will be driven on which roads?

nigeria senate are just so stupligenius!


geniuses at stupidity!

yes............... but in hell with his own 72 virgins!

but if you are referring to this earthly contested elections in the zoo my bad nigeria, a goat will win against the idiot with landslide cum earth quake enabled victory!

i am igbo not nigerian so nigerians may still vote they man in for a second time! after all, they lack reasoning ability
and are mostly stuplicowards thats a new word i invented
stupid and
cowards

Benjom:
Na like this you wan go fight?

One Chinese proverb says: 狗使用與她的小狗玩的同樣的牙齒是同樣的，她會用來懲罰他們。

#Joker

你 的 汉语 非常 好 但是， （不过） 我 不要 想 你 写了。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

the thing funny me o.......
but its good for us!

we are getting to know our enemies!