₦airaland Forum

greatestman:
When did he registered?

Mr Senator president sir.

Kbs468:

I like it sha as that may force my wives back to this City

Honourable minister.
na wa u o
I don ask of u tire, sotah spixitiny con even say na Mschubby go sabi ur whereabout.
U come back from ur trip, u nor fit still pay me ur good friend visit.

drjoshua2000:
Hello A16 corpers. Its few days to camp. I sincerely need a wife. Any gal up to marriageable age contact me ASAP. We fit even use the marriage as reason to redeploy. Massive Ukwu and perfect cooking skills will increase ur chances.

Lols.
Baba don speak him mind o.

Shammak:
1964 model
Ok
*counts 500k, gives fraih 496k .. Bae, sharply go meet drjoshua2000, buy 5 of the Mercedes car and give LogoDWhiz, Kbs468, Amodu, IgravweIG, Fraiser, Dtobs and SlazzyK 1 each. U fit give eaglevision and boboLiL the remaining one make den share am.

Lol.
The ministry of jokes and laughter really fit you o.
Your screening they go on like this o.
Cc
Amodu.

Fraiser:
my senator sir, no b say I dey intentionally disturb u about d screening o, na d rumor wey I dey hear say some pple won protest because of d delay make me dey fear o

1.As the minister for sports and youth development.
What policies would your make to ensure the teaming youths of g-city enjoy the dividends of democracy?
2. If your ministry were to be allocated the sum of a billion naira from the federation account by pressy Logodwhiz for the year.
What key features would u spend more money on:
Is it youth empowerment/Skills acquisition
programs, sports, etc.
3. With the geometric increase in crime and its correlation to youths in the city.
What strategies, would u put in place to reduce the spate of youths and crime to the barest minimum?
Sign:
Senator IghravweIG on behalf of the senate.
Note: You can answer one or all the questions as you are able to.

boboLIL:
lolss.... Nt even dah,,, I just wan experience life there and I av a lil CONNE there too

Na so my broda.

boboLIL:
I de "light of the nation" lol

U dey close to my Big heart na.
No wonder u nor want make dem tamper with ur delta.

boboLIL:
lolss,,, nobi dah kind lion abeg... Na una wey I de look up to...

Lol.
Shey na coal city, u dey?

SomebodysMrs:
happy birthday to me! living by grace

Happy Born day dear.
Wishing u all the good things of life.

boboLIL:
lols,,, after you na me oh...

If I hear.
After you, na you again.
Nor b u be lion
Lol.
Shebi na Coal city, u dey?

boboLIL:
weed,, alomo and condom.... Lolss,,, I no go chyk bae fr u finish,,, still help u f*ck am naw...



It has bin posted here....well done aburo

Baddest.

spixytinxy:
lol it is well, no bury ursef bf u die now. Just dey flex dey wait d CUL.

Abi.
Thank u jare.
Where kbs sef.

Dchiefpriest:
lols.... Wife kee? She is under going fortifications...

Lols. Fortifications for what na. lwkmd.

spixytinxy:
lol, oga Shammak I no no y dis city dey hard me to come dis days. I miss all of una sha, fraiser I c u ooo, Oyehomie how cassava fan now, padi mi justified19 nd dtobs bawoni, amodu, airkastaine, omolola1 ati gbogbo awon temi ni ikorodu se dada le wa, rukkyola se u neva c fone borrow ni, sent4rina owo mewa for u, fraih I miss u like kilode, my broda IghravweIG nd Peterveo how una dey, my felo osun kopa jamesdman hope u ok, biotechshola how ur tour, VP armynu where v u bn, mschubby d husband snatcher I greet thee too oo, olasum ore mi to sure mo ki e ooo, crobboy no vex say non of us check on u ooo, d truth b say all of us sef no dey frequent d thread, missoyin how r u nd ur unborn twins? Pressy eku ise oooo. olowo ori mi, Ife mi, okansoso mi kbs come home oooo, d twins r missing u. All d citizens of golden city una too much muah.

I dey fine o Spixy dearie
I don miss u nor be small o.
As I Neva no my state of deployment, body nor just dey sweet me jare.
My worry b say make dem nor troway me put for the northern states.

Fraiser:
Twinnie wotsup, I luv u so much too, hope say u neva vex sai I no show face for GC since, i travle go dem rukkyola village go chek am ni o. oya bring ur ear make i tell u somtin *whispering into her ear* na only u i miss for dis city wen i was away bur don let my sweet@ blizzydoDo, my crush spixytinxy, SC31, missevey, missoyin, shubs, mischubby, katrine7 nd all dos my future wifes bolagabriella, janejoanjohn, omolola1, cindy222, splendidmercy nd airstarane hear dis tin wey i dey tell u. u know women can be very jealous dem no go understand say blood is thicker dan water. How is my inlaw shammak, shey hin dey take care of u wella. hope say nobody dey give pressy logoDwhiz wahala nd kbs468 d info minister. shey u dey hear from my friends sent4rina, justified10, abbeyunique2, DTOBS, crobboy nd oyehomie. Hope say dat guy called cutehector no dey disturb u again, d guy won turn my inlaw by force after d family don giv ur hand in marriage to shammak. Shey u don hear anytin from greatestman, kuchikau, amodu nd ighravweIG about my ministerial screening abi den no won do anytin until my pple start to dey cause wahala again. I hear say amynu, yanabas, jubrealguy, olaSalo nd terrymason won shuk dem sef ontop one botu of alomo for inside d new paraga joint wey johndanny just open for dis city bur i no bliv am sha. enh eng shey u dey hear about this guys bobolil nd eaglevision i won open new club for dis city may b dem go fit help me do bouncer because e b lyk say dia chest wide welwel. if u help me see prindu, dominion92 nd somebodyMrs tell dem say i dey greet dem o infact God don show am to me for dream say na b dat somebody.
if u no see ur monicker no vex o may b u neva get residence permit for golden city.
off I go*in rukkuola's voice*

Hmm, Fraiser u nor go kill person o.
As for ur ministerial appointment.
We dey work round the clock.
Cc
Amodu.
Pls what is the next line of action concerning the ministerial nominees?

DTOBS:
Where is Armynu?


LogoDwhiz

Kbs468

Amodu

spixytnxy

ighravweig

Missoyin

Airstarkane

Omolola1

dominion92

I ask again, where is Armynu

My DG, I have been around o.
With the influx of new members to the city during the first week of registration and the truckload of questions( u know say me, I nor to sabi dey answer questions o) that followed. I just had to camly watch events from the background.
But i'am back now.
I appreciate the mention, U guys have been phenonmenal.

jtchukwu:
Golden city, today is my birthday.
Wishing all my birthday mates the best in life.
To Golden City better days ahead of us.

Happy birthday Bro.
Wishing u long life and prosperity.

A special good morning to you, Fraih!
I believe u slept well.

CROBBOY:
Bros how you want make I take beg you again na O YOU WANT MAKE I LIE DOWN BEG YOU I NOR GO MIND O!

ABEG MAKE UNA COME HELP ME BEG BOBOLIL
cc:
LogoDWhiz
mschubby
IghravweIG
abbeyunique2
and everyone in the house

Well, I saw the reponse of pressy regarding the issue and i know it was well said.
I believe he will do the right thing and let bye gones be bye gones.

Cc
Bobolil.
Abeg my brother, let the mata slide for peace sake. (One love). In 2Baba's voice.

FolabiBret:
Hello house, I have a somewhat minute but worrisome ish. I had had a misnomer right from Jamb days. When I got an admission, I swore an affidavit to correct the misnomer. My school corrected it, but it wasn't forwarded to Jamb for correction. Now, I'm faced wid regularisation palaver(which Jamb has stopped since February 8, in the interim). I was mobilised with the misnomer again, and I thereafter saw my name on the senate list. In fact, I've registered for A16. If I go to camp with the legal document(affidavit) showing I had made moves, heretofore, to correct the misnomer, would that suffice? Because Im worried. Make dem nor go decamp pesin. I never print my admission letter because of the misnomer, but I have a proof of admission which was recently issued to me by my school's admissions officer. Besides, I will be going to camp with every document which may attest to the authenticity of my claims. Reactions, pls.

Well, u can take every available document to camp to support ur claim.
Its not a big issue, since u have sworn an affidavit regarding ur misnomer.
Show it to them there and do the necessary corrections.
Good morning.

boboLIL:
na hin de swt pass naw...lol...how far?

Bobolil I balm o.
Arsenal make my day sweet.

boboLIL:
see eh,, our highness no de the same level oh,,, u r high on kunu,, mine na alomo and orijin... I go burst u scata oo...lolss

E b like say na fight get am today for golden city o.

DTOBS:
Make we wait till tomorrow nah....



But I suspect something ooo,make una hear....



1. If your CUN on the Green card, Fake/unauthorized CUL, 1st msg and 2nd msg from NYSC are all the same, you have nothing be afraid of as your posting SHOULD be the same.


2. If no 1 above is not a YES in your case, then am afraid NYSC may pull a shocker like the headies but you can also pull an Olamide/kanye on dem

Lol. U get mouth.

kuchikau:
...
Happy val. Distinguished senator.
Hope u re good to go?.

Same to u too.
I am good to go.
How about u?

boboLIL:
dah G wan mk I de wear pampers...oh

Nor mind am.
We go soon pursue am comot from this city.
Imagine e dey warn me for my padi Beautiful Fraih.

boboLIL:
u miss road oh....I prefer ugly gals dan u oh..lolss... Wetin beautiful ones cari dem cari....

Lols.

Fraih beautiful.
How are u.
This ur eyes sha.

SomebodysMrs:
IghravweIG
LMaO

yes now

I understand u bae.

LogoDWhiz:
Mine is not available. Stolen by a witch

Lol.
Stolen by a witch.
Now that's one way to put it .

SomebodysMrs:
IghravweIG
My dear.
U remember u said if he saw ur pretty face that he would become straight.
That's the reason i did so o.
He needs medical, psycological, physiological and orientational help. .
I believe u can help him.




ehn I know I said that but it doesn't mean i wantto settle for a recovered gay na...
I'm only a helper not a settler

LMaO

SomebodysMrs:
IghravweIG
Tah!!.
No b me u see o. Lols.
Berra go love Somebodysmrs o.

Shammak dis ur friend need prayers o.


ko da o!
why give me a gay for a lover? why?

My dear.
U remember u said if he saw ur pretty face that he would become straight.
That's the reason i did so o.
He needs medical, psycological, physiological and orientational help. .
I believe u can help him.

Peterveo.
I see u o.