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tosyne2much:
Lemme try to see if I can be of help


To have a good conversation with a lady, you need not turn yourself to a clown just to keep the chatting going. The secrets are; try to avoid asking predictable, stale or unnecessary questions, or lemme say you should avoid asking questions the boring ways most dudes ask them


For example, instead of "how was your nyt", you would rephrase it to look more interesting and hilarious, " I hope you had mosquitoes free night?; I hope your nyt was worthwhile?

Instead of how was your day?, It would sound nicer asking how her to briefly tell you how her day was spent; Was she indoor all through? If she said yes; ask if she was indoor cos she had no one to visit or she barely visit friends?


On a different note, avoid asking direct questions that will only provide the answer "Yes" or "No". Try to elaborate and beat around the bush when you talk about a particular subject. Take for example, movies... Do you like movies ? Of course I do; I trust that you would also be fantasized by these trending Pilliphines love movies? No I don't even watch it.. How come? Barely would you see a lady who doesn't like watching those movies; I don't even know what you people see in it . That's the way to keep the chat going

Also, try to pick a subject and make an intellectual discussion on it. For example, ask her for her most hated subject while she was in secondary school and inquire what led to the hatred. If she tells you, further ask more questions on it. Don't just jump to another subject

Conclusively, nearly every dude experiences stucked up moments of silence when you won't even know what to ask or say next. This is simple, kindly tell her to lead the chat and make her understand that you are short of words or out of gist. If she says she has nothing to say, tell her to tell you anything that will pleasing to the ear, or bring up a good topic to be discussed, then you could take it up from there


Note If a lady isn't feeling you, no matter how hard you try, the above guidelines will not work all.

How do you know she isn't feeling you?

i. If she's always waiting for you to greet her or strike up a chat

ii. If she replies you with monosyllabic words despite applying the above guidelines

iii. If "nothing" is what she frequently says



I hope I don try sha?

Nice one, Baba

hilsocial:
If ur status reads your record has been succesfully uploaded you dont ve any p if ur name was swapped. But if u wanna insist on correcting the swap ensure u check the surname u used in Jamb cos if u mistakenly used ur firstname in Jamb and now u go bk to sch and effect a change and now ur surname comes first, you wont be able to register. Summary: The surname you used in Jamb must tally with the uploaded surname unless NYSC has changed their B15 software.

Thanks Boss

chumaster:
hehehe as in two persons in one man

Nor mind am

Kbs468:
The school Tanda jare. Congrats with your double barrel purchase and killing two birds with one shot of your victory over your school and your becoming a distinguished senator of the Federal Republic of Golden City.

Wao! Atleast I have started somewhere.

LogoDWhiz, like everybody had advised and in particular d comment by Hilsocial that you take note of how your info is presented because of the day of reckoning dat begins Feb 8th and this same advice applies to all and sundry.

DTOBS actually gave a summary of the situation surrounding one's inability to locate his or her name on the Senate approved list but BUT SOME ARE NATURALLY OUT OF A16 EQUATION BUT THE SCHOOL MAY NOT TELL YOU IF THE QUOTA HAS BEEN FILLED UP ALREADY, MEANING THAT NOTHING MORE CAN BE DONE ABOUT IT, THUS TELLING YOU MEANS INVITING YOU TO BE ON THEIR NECK. AN ACTION THAT WOULD YIELD NOTHING FRUITFUL.

GUYS, I HAIL EVERYONE ELSE FOR KEEPING IT REAL IN THE HOUSE. THUMBS UP FOR ALL.

Thanks Mr minister.

Shammak:
Nah... 3 in 1
Bunmiann is the remaining part of me

kuchikau:
....
Dear distinguished Senator,
Compile d list of yet-to-be-comfirmed ministers and other political appiontees and forward them to my office. You will surely need the assistance of the presidency.

Other senators may be battling to beat A16 deadline. So, endevour to stay abreast with issues rocking d presidency. The chamber will be updated wen recess is over.

Distinguished senator kuchikau
(Deputy president of the senate).

I will see to it sir.
I should be able to finalise the list later in the day.

Shammak:
Lol... Sham is the guy in without shade.. Make is the guy with shade

Lol. So u are 2 in 1 person

LogoDWhiz:
Congrats on double front.


Make productive bills for the good people of Golden City

That's the very purpose of my desire to be elected in the first place, Mr president..
My colleagues and i will see to that.
Thanks.

kuchikau:
...
Congrat
your request to jion d chamber have been approved.

Wats going on in ur school as regards mobilization?

Yes, Yes, yes .
****Stands up and starts Dancing shakitibobo ***
***Still smilling**
Thank u very much Mr DSP sir.
It's indeed a great honour to represent G-city in the red chambers.
I promise to give my best.
As for my school sir, I have been mobilised already.
Cc
Logodwhiz
Amodu
Kbs468
Dtbos
Shammak MrA16
biotechshola
Et al.
Sign:
Senator IghravweIG.
Honourable member representing delta central district of G-city.

Btw, My sweetheart,Where art thou ? Oya come o.
Let's discuss serious matter of the heart o
Cc
BolaGabriella

Shammak:
Isaac Graham Bell

##657#
Dedicated to my ravishing miss, bunmiann

I dey see u o.

Shammak:
Lobatan! We're good to go... Yaay!

cc EVERYBODY

Hmmm

Where is my sister Spixytinxy?? Hafa things with ur school??

Where is KBS468. Hafa ur school na.
Whats the latest?

Chinwe87:
Pls help o,status still saying no record found after being told that my school has uploaded. NOTE,my name was in the school's list.i rep abia state poly

Just chillax. It will be uploaded. They probably havent gotten to ya details

jtchukwu:
Thank God at last I have seen my name, the letter in JUDE was missing, it was corrected yesterday Sunday and today Monday I saw it on NYSC portal.
For those yet to see theirs, keep hope alive, you will surely see it.


cc:
LogoDwhiz
Armynu
kbs468
greatestman
biotechshola

Congrats man

Special congrats to my Oga, LogoDWhiz.
Sir, on ur issue, just go to ur school and make the neccesary compain like others have said.

onyii255:
We will all March together in march...

Yes o. Congrats

Hmmm.,
Goodnews everywhere..
So a big, bigger and biggest Congratulations to everyone that have seen his/her name.
And for those who are yet to see thiers, common don't panic. Keep the faith and trust me, y' all will smile in no time.

My Regards!!!

J

Teeboy15:
Just got info dat I'll have to travel down to sch to submit my jamb slip n SIF (student information form) with DSA to confirm mobilization. Imagine travelling 12hours+ just to submit wat d school already has.
Mehnn...our school system is rily sick in dis country.

That's naija for u.
I wish u a Safe trip.

boboLIL:
na wetin I prophesy yesterday de happen naw

Lol. Prophet BoboLIL

boboLIL:
Goodnews everywhere
There is joy in dah house

I dey tell u.
And there is so much traffic.

J

bolagabriella:
EKSU...thank God.i've seen mine too

Wow!!! A big, fat, huge, sweet, tantalazing and beautiful Congratulations to u dearie
***Dancing shakitibobo***
Welcome to the Club, We are good to go

Abbie25:
Congrats oo.

Thanks Dear

spixytinxy:
congratulations broda

Thanks Dear

Shammak:
Name seen on senate approved list . #teamUI

Na so.
Congratulations my man.

LogoDWhiz:
Like, if you want to apply for International Passport, your last name will be your surname, first name and middle name must be clearly stated.
Shouldn't be mixed up.

Thanks Baba. Noted

LogoDWhiz:
No difference.

Just make sure you ensure things conform henceforth

Baba, abeg explain more?

hilsocial:
No problem atall. I tried severally pronouncing ur surname bt no way.

Lol. Na urhobo name be dat.
So can I rearrange it during registration??

MissOyin:
Same ere bt I was tld since ur surname is the first one den no wahala

Thanks Dearie. But can it be rearranged during registration or this is how it will still be

My people DEM!!! una weldone o.
Abeg make una come helep me siddon ontop this matter.
My name came out on the portal as Ighravwe Graham Isaac. (This is how it is on my jamb slip)
But on my SOR and other certificates; it is Ighravwe Isaac Graham.
Now my question is: Would this be a problem to me?
And if it is, What is the solution?
Thanks!!
Cc
logodwhiz
Kbs468
Dtbos
MissOyin
Amodu
BolaGabriella
Hilsocial
et al.