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Education / Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Ignaz(m): 7:13pm On Jul 18, 2017
oluphemmxzy:
hello nounite! m 300l comp SC student but I couldn't pay for the 1k log book payment for our IT, anyone in my condition, Wat was d response from d school admin officers in various centres? I need answers please, tnx

have you done your seminar defence then?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ignaz(m): 3:18pm On Apr 23, 2017
Godstraight:
wait oh your brain dey pain you


hey morón, what's your problem?
Programming / Re: Free It Training by Ignaz(m): 12:41pm On Apr 23, 2017
index007 you'd do well to add the location too.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ignaz(m): 12:28pm On Apr 23, 2017
may sango strike down every one of you asslicking buffoons comparing iniesta to lampard.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ignaz(m): 2:10am On Aug 31, 2016
SailorXY:
make he come dey shine boots or wetin?

there's no better passer in the world currently. he'd be a good boy for united.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ignaz(m): 5:09pm On Jun 26, 2016
Ibime:
Sorry, Pogba is wack.

Bloody hype machine. Has no sense of midfield play, just a headless chicken midfielder.


pogba is a younger version of yaya toure - his positioning is pîss poor
Romance / Re: Bearded Blokes Or Bare Faced by Ignaz(m): 4:59pm On Jun 26, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
LOL @ that saying. A nice, clean & trimmed beard can add a little extra spicy something to a guy. Makes him look like a MAN. Now I'm not a fan of goat-like beards that are sparse with no definition.


a well pampaered and trimmed goat-like beards do have definition. you really need to look again. grin


NevetsIbot:
when Ion have beards... I'm currently about to purchase a mixture that really grows hair super fast... Many people shud know it.

simply add spirit and in a week, you would become pete edochie
Romance / Re: Dygeasy Should Re-count by Ignaz(m): 4:56pm On Jun 26, 2016
what balderdash is this? i've been following this calmly and i think this insanity over rigged votes is getting boring - why can't these piglets come up with something else?
Crime / Re: Julius Gospel Inalegwu Kidnapped In Kano by Ignaz(m): 1:11pm On Jun 24, 2016
cstr9:
In your backward country, the job of the president does not include protection of lives and properties.
Useless country with utterly useless citizens like this nitwit i quoted.


i assume it's the job of the president to be a personal guard to every single person out there? you are a raging bull and if you don't keep your hormones in check, you would end up like the rètards you copy. who even knows if you are one of the kidnappers?

when something happens in a community, the local government handles it, if they can't, then the state government steps in. if the presidency is yet to say something about it, obviously, the matter is still considered to be a state level case. take it up with the state governor.

this administration has crushed insurgency to its bare - security is the section buhari has most excelled in.
Crime / Re: Julius Gospel Inalegwu Kidnapped In Kano by Ignaz(m): 1:03pm On Jun 24, 2016
CaptaiinG:

Mofo, Wen u cant read and understand, was I blaming Buhari in that post?

you are less astute than you pretend to be. how can you say something and claim you didn't when even ray charles can't deny it?
Politics / Re: Lere Olayinka Lambasts Falana Over Fayose's Frozen account by Ignaz(m): 1:01pm On Jun 24, 2016
bankylan:


His life has a meaning than yours...as a governor, he does not have a wasted life...You should try to amount to something in life so that you can be known in your chosen career...


you're a consummate tool! the wealth i have accumulated over the past couple of years can feed the whole of your wretched family and even sponsor you and the degenerates you call siblings as far as a degree at havard. all this i have earned without embezzling funds meant for the poor. there's no politician that is free from theft and the fayose you're giving your head for barely recognizes your pathetic self. quit smoking your father's tèsticles and maybe you would amount to something
Politics / Re: Lere Olayinka Lambasts Falana Over Fayose's Frozen account by Ignaz(m): 5:27pm On Jun 23, 2016
Bern1992:
This aid has gone mad again oooo


he's smoking the same stash his boss is smoking
Crime / Re: Julius Gospel Inalegwu Kidnapped In Kano by Ignaz(m): 5:20pm On Jun 23, 2016
CaptaiinG:
Wen Americans wake up every morning to say God bless America, we Nigerians wake up to say, This Buhari period, make God help us and Biafrans wake up and tell other Nigerians that, shebi una don vote change na, na d change una dey see..



May God continue to help help us in this country cos today is kidnap, tomorrow is bokoharam, next tomorrow is Niger delta avengers

doofus! keep blaming buhari and apc for everything. you'll soon start blaming him for your low iq

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Politics / Re: Lere Olayinka Lambasts Falana Over Fayose's Frozen account by Ignaz(m): 5:09pm On Jun 23, 2016
fayose and his cohorts should have their treacherous and blasphemous lips cut off and fed to the dogs! what a waste of life! what he's got already is just a tip of what's to come.

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Ignaz(m): 3:01pm On Jun 22, 2016
i am team beautiful legs

i hereby vote refiner and lanicky


cc nljega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Ignaz(m): 1:45am On Jun 21, 2016
Jason21:
that ho irritates me with the pink font, honestly.......plus he's typin one-dimensional like some brainwashed psycho. nope! i have a job


please don't turn a blind eye to his most recent shot at you. one eyed one legged and even bald headed!!! swing on him bro, isn't that what rapstars do? rapstars cook and eat beef


dharay99:
grin smiley grin
Ign.az, i like daht mahn,
add enuff fuel & fire to ds maaaahn. cool
#i do such too.


i'm not adding anything. i'm just after a fair fight.
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Ignaz(m): 1:34am On Jun 21, 2016
Jason21:
i do real punchlines with rap battles.......i'm actually bored right now. no time to engage the small-minded miserable vermin. it's time i hit the sheets. i'm not jobless like the douchebag grin


sorry but i'm in oblivion as to how this debacle not being a rap battle makes the punchlines "fake". you surely don't want the " small-minded miserable vermin" to feel like he won now, do you? give us a show bro. decapitate him and drink from his head cheesy grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Ignaz(m): 1:29am On Jun 21, 2016
Laveda:
Tollyb smiley


you, my dear lady, is welcomed to enjoy this show with me. what says you? cheesy
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Ignaz(m): 1:26am On Jun 21, 2016
nairalanders! some are even voting now when the initial process ended more than 7 hours ago.

dharay99 and jason21, you guys need to up your punchlines and make this brawl worth it. don't disappoint boys, we've got all night grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ignaz(m): 1:13am On Jun 21, 2016
cr7 is on a decline, that i agree with but not overrated. how many players can achieve the feat he's achieved over years? he's in his 30s for chrissake!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ignaz(m): 1:08am On Jun 21, 2016
chrisooblog:
grin now this is hilarious the insecure jobless numbskull thinks I'm a blogger I guess ramdueter and elrony are German and Spanish sey
Mr. I Gats money this my last piece of advice to you so pay attention since you can afford it. Hire a surgeon and tell him to do a brain transplant replacing yours with that of an ameoba gotten from a day old cockroach feaces not that it will cure your devout stupidity but at least it will boost your non-existent IQ abit



you're not a blogger, sèrf. a player who couldn't make it to ikorodu united bench is not a player, he just enjoys juggling balls. he can argue that playing is a hobby but facts says he failed. ighalo played with his age mates on the tarred roads and gutter streets of ajegunle, but most of those age mates are yet to eat a naira of soccer money, they're not footballers, they're failed footballers. you, ascaris worm, is a failed blogger and that doesn't make you one either.

one more thing, some are calling for your head secretly despite beseeching me to withdraw the hammer on here. the kind of fóolishness you've displayed here makes one wonder if you're spy36∅'s protege grin cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ignaz(m): 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2016
chrisooblog:
cheesy this guy this is getting old if you were not loved as a child take it up with your shrink and parents and stop with the immature outbursts.

For the last time do something better with your life and ignore my mentions but knowing the dumb, jobless almaraji you are that would be to hard for your Neanderthal intellect to grasp.


bloody àrsewipe! at least i'd be rich enough to afford the services of a shrink. you're so poor, church rats look like bill gates when compared to you. your whole village donated yams as well as other crops produce to assist your wretched parents and the best you could become is a failed blogger. those agricultural produce could've been channelled into something more worthwhile.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ignaz(m): 5:51pm On Jun 20, 2016
chrisooblog:
very predictable dry insults. take my advice and go meet a psychiatrist maybe they can cure your beastial mind set before you pass it on to your unborn children



the only thing dry here is your brain fluid. if you marry an îdiot, you'll give birth to dîmwits with two digits iq. what you really need is a rope, so you can hang and die a foolish death. and you're even a blogger....i thought bloggers were supposed to be intellectually sound. this àrsewipe is a disgrace

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Ignaz(m): 5:30pm On Jun 20, 2016
SAINTSAMURAI:
oga read the rules again. ure inelligible to vote. just wish them goodluck.


how much does a rope cost? you seriously need to hang yourself grin

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Ignaz(m): 10:49am On Jun 20, 2016
these girls are hot! i'm a sucker for girls with beautiful legs, and honestly, not many of them have that. since they said 8 contestants....i'll go for the following



mimzy
lanicky
refiner
ivvy
diasyluv (you and i should be friends after this)
chubbyt
mysticgal
missgdope



cc nljega

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ignaz(m): 10:38am On Jun 20, 2016
BossKratos:
grin



Spain? Dem don wash! Their attack looks impotent!





however inefficient the spanish attack might seem, they make it up with their ever possessive midfield. although one might argue it's turkey they played against, their ball game looks no less sharper than it was 4 years ago. write of spain at your own peril.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ignaz(m): 10:32am On Jun 20, 2016
chrisooblog:
I thought I was debating with an adult but i'm obviously mistaken. I believe you were raised by a pack of wild orang-utans because if you were raised by humans and not breastfed by hyenas you would not be insulting your mother.

Stay off my mentions and enjoy life in the game reserve with your fellow wild animals


may you die from liver cancer and may your generations to come never know affluence! you're a consummate peàsant and a garbling peon, you unfortunate tool. your whóring mother has beards. you're lucky i have a busy monday.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ignaz(m): 7:00pm On Jun 18, 2016
chrisooblog:
And you are sincerely ignorant! We are talking senior international tournaments you are mentioning Atlanta 96 an underage competition

Same way average players like Wes brown, Philip Neville, bosingwa have also won individual luarels

Won fa cup yet also relegated the same team

Kanu the great striker who could not buy a single goal in 9 international senior tournaments. Kanu the greatest who was chopping bench in bloody westbrom



you're a demented sonofawhore for expecting the work rate of someone who's tholed a heart defect to surpass that of the fit boys. kanu has a ucl medal, epl medal, fa cup medal as well as a host of others. tell us that of okocha's
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Ignaz(m): 10:41pm On Jun 17, 2016
Smellymouth:


Following my trail is extremely dangerous to those who are ill-prepared for the challenges grin (You're gonna figure that out someday) grin

There is a huge difference between playing and watching a game of chess. It’s so much easier to see checkmate when you’re not the one playing the game.

I hope that you will have many memorable hours playing the game with me someday.

Cheers mate

One love cool grin


i'll be around....i doff my hat!

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