₦airaland Forum

I don finally make up my mind to leave this shithole, Canada here i come, even if na to pack snow

PataAlhajaKeji:
Go and tell that to the global beacon of Democracy, the United States, where the Capitol hill protesters are presently being dealt with.

Nonsense!

Stfu before I slap your face

Onlinealaba:
live video ended , they have collected his phone. Lets all enjoy the sweet democracy till 2023

you're mad

epondudu:
If you want your mother to mourn you protest.
If you want your wife to be a widow protest.
If you want your child to be an orphan protest.

correct yourself wife/husband no be only men dey protest tomorrow

KanuSE:
Have you got any loaded girl who can spoil me on valentine's day?

Go fck an olosho

KanuSE:
I need a girl to spoil me on valentine's day.

see ur head

Vivuch:
He's simping and making money, you're lying on your bed with 10k on your bank account, and borrowed data from MTN browsing. What's your last Jamb score?

who jamb score help

mimee9:
Obalende is really hot now, i almost wee on myself today

small pikin

Chii59:
You're right. So many drug addicts, alcohol addicts on this forum. Mixing tramadol with cough syrup. Then they come here to type rubbish.

Aren't u among those that insult ppl

Chamillionaire:
NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE USELESS!!! WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT !!!!!!

Oga I go comot that ur teeth just now

Anything sex sex sex and u should know that nairalanders will full the thread

culf:
far from the truth. Sex is so so easy to get now, unlike before so it get me mad when I hear that guys force or rape ladies.

Yes if she's an olosho but an ordinary babe is difficult

OLABOY8495:
U No Get Sense Pray They No Catch U Because U Go Run Mad,My Guy Am A Living Witness To It.

Do u know where I can get jazz to get any girls pussy

realman42:
Hahaha my hand no dey o.

Chai

nnekaike:
This happened to me 23/12/2011,I can never forget that day,mine turned to newspaper.
A man came to the shop I was learning a skill to buy recharge cards and bought cards work 15k,I was the the only one in the shop,I counted and double checked the cash before he left.
Few minutes later my madam enter shop,I brought out money to give her,it was newspaper that followed I was depressed for weeks,JUJU is REAL.

lies lies lies lies lies

realman42:
Well in the north such jazz are common.wen they speak to you and you respond you will lose ur senses and u will only come back after they are done with you.there is one for love.once someone uses it on u you go dey love d person like madd.

I need jazz for that last one u said, I wan knack one babe like that

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77bollXfactor:
Nairaland and bad news 5 and 6

Bad news is everywhere u doughnut

Petyprince:
Know the kind of people you call friends, not every friend is a friend.

100%

Armed robbery in Lagos is becoming rampant

Comot his two front teeth then feed him to the dogs

jawalis:
That’s common 5k can do lots of stuffs.
5k can get him plenty suya and onion with chilled drink.
5k can pay his cable subscription for a month.
5k can get him a super pack singlet of 7 in 1.
5k can get him a nice perfume in the store.
5k can get him a nice slide slippers.
5k can get him 2 bottle of captain jack at 2,500 per one.
5k can as well get him a monthly Yakata data bundle on GLO.
That 5k you see call common can as well get him a nice plate of rice and good meat at Alade mall as dinner with a chilled 5Alive drink. Etc

Omo you Sabi enjoyment

SweetDipBenny:
It cud b one of d bank staff those people r bad
My neighbour is a G boy nd also work at Ecobank
Do d math

Chai e be tinz

Tetehjewels:
Now Chelsea have a real coach.

Imagine possession away at Tottenham.

Chelsea 72 Tottenham 28

Na wa o

You're funny, you're facing a team that's parking the bus what do u expect

Odinaka00:
Mhen this is not Spurs that I used to know oo. How did Spurs beat Manchester United 6-1 though?

real talk

xynerise:
Since this yeye spurs beat United, they have been struck by the gods

everything is revolved around United they were still good after that win what are u on?

Whats going on in gwarimpa

holuwajobar:
Chelsea....


Guy, abeg...no make over laugh this morning....

I be dey think say na one better team... We are talking of this season, the mumu dey say over the last decade..... Guyyyyy


Chelsea ... My Lingard wey just enter westham , don get more goals than Kai havertz this season...abeg tell me something else

No mind the guy he's obsessed with united

Angelfrost:
Mtchewww... Leeds dampened my mood jare.

How can we play so well, and lose to an Everton that barely turned up... Smh.

I really don't know what's wrong with Villa and Liverpool tonight. This is no longer funny!!!

By the way, Lingard has been an absolute beauty tonight! How did you guys let him go while Anthony Martial still has a shirt on?!!

Oga shut up weren't u among those mocking Lingard saying he's rubbish, now he has gone on loan you're talking another thing

holuwajobar:
Chelsea....


Guy, abeg...no make over laugh this morning....

I be dey think say na one better team... We are talking of this season, the mumu dey say over the last decade..... Guyyyyy


Chelsea ... My Lingard wey just enter westham , don get more goals than Kai havertz this season...abeg tell me something else

No mind the guy he's obsessed with united

Humanoid01:
Proudly a Chelsea fan, why would I be ashamed? I've had numerous reasons to smile over the last decade. Unlike some who haven't seen their team genuinely compete for the league title since 2013.

Liverpool lost but u still found a way to mention United obviously you can't get them outta your head, And why are you acting as if 2013 was Decades ago? Rent free.