₦airaland Forum

whitelexi:
Dear user,

Production of Sexyboy 7.0 has been stopped and all outstanding copies of the software are being returned to the producer [Retrosoft] for further testing. We understand that there is a loophole that needs patching from a deadly virus called hivpositive.exe
You are advised to return your product to the point of purchase and you will be compensated with a full refund and a further discount on any of the Sexyboy series released before the 7.0

ayettymama:
i would like a tailored package

rich tall dark and handsome with a nice accent

a bank account full of money

and a lexus jeep

can anyone help me??

the other ones i keep gettin are the leggedes.ini brokeass.exe and looser.nig

Ebonyeyes:
I will be waiting patiently for this patch manual

alright, but mind you, the patch comes in zip form, once unzipped, you will see a file named prayer.msi, run the installation,

it will ask you if you'd like to create a shortcut on the desktop,thick yes, after the installation, don't you ever restart your system as the file would still be on the RAM,restarting could read to loss of data, hence you need to run the program each time you receive threats from the likes of infidelity.exe, unromantic.ini and chauvinism.ini viruses.

lest i forget, don't forget to visit the site www.bible.com each time you run this program.

Ebonyeyes:
Gosh that virus heartbreakrontok.exe always destroys my operating system but the software husband 1.0 which my operating system will be stuck with for life is prone to infidelity.exe, unromantic.ini and chauvinism.ini. Is there a software or firewall system that can prevent these malfunctions?

googles:
^^^^^^^^^^^[size=13pt]is application boyfriend not a function of the husband software ??
i thot u were to run boyfriend application for a while and then upgrade to husband application
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justwise:
Losers? You know what mama-gee? God might have blessed you with many thing BUT brain is NOT one of them

Ebonyeyes:
Uhmmm but my operating system is not ready for that major upgrade to husband 1.0. I think I will try boyfriend 20.0 ist and see how things go maybe I may get a system that converts it to husband 1.0 in the nearby future

Research has proven that all the operating system under boyfriend series are susceptible to virus known as heartbreakrontok.exe unlike the older versions, though the later has a proven case of memory instability.

I will advise you go for husband 1.0, i heard its built on linux technology, your files won't suffer from heartbreakrontok.exe, only snag is that it does not support backup disks.

Ebonyeyes:
This is hilarious.

How about the new upgraded boyfriend 10.5? I hear he lacks some of the faults(cheating.exe, broke.ini, insensitive.exe) of boyfriend 9.0 where can I download that from?

davidylan:
I'm sorry but those software are now outdated. Most PCs pick them up as trojan viruses. Please install motherinlaw 2.0.

dani1luv:
[size=20pt]Have you tried Computer Village[/size]

xynerise:
I remain a bachelor today becos I was about putting a high tension in my house as wife. I did not marry her again. It was really a big fight that I wont like to discuss here. Women tends to be an angel when you met them and become the devil after you marry them. Thank God mine revealed her bad attitude before I married her. I am the type who dont take nonsense. She did a lot of devilish things which is too hard for me to say. Marriage is really a difficult task and I am extremely careful about women this days. Being a bachelor is even better somehow , just kidding.

hehehe, you soon forget that every a*ss likes to hear himself bray'' who knows, it could be the other way round ''the nonsense

blacksta:
what good move - more backward movement for Nigeria

lol, atleast the speed of the backward motion would increase, but wait a minute, from where did they get the power now?