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nubian999:
@ your moniker : is that reverse psychology

yea I guess

u know dis a faceless forum so u gats choose sumtin funny, though my moniker doesn't define d real me oo

Plolly:
let me check
yes I did

aii am expecting a reply if u don't mind

Plolly:
Alright bye

bae did u get my pm?

Plolly:
ok

u just earned my follwership, mind following back?

sumtins private chats ain't boring

mamagee I guess u re on heat

Plolly:
Ok thanks

c'mon hop u knw am jez kidding ni oô

by d way u luk pretty (natural) not like d make up addicts we see here on nl

[quote author=naughtynaughty post=47738660][/quote]sombori cannoh play wit u

[quote author=MissHatey post=47738242][/quote]bitch

LadyG16:
Ewu!!!!

hello queen

,

all I see z semi-unclad picz

Op re u blind?

can't u see dats hateu2 and naughtynaughty

OK I give u d ugliest female

Here are 3 questions,

Q1 : A Father offered a gift to his Daughter and told her.........
i.   If you feel hungry, you may eat it.
ii. If you feel thirsty, you may drink it.
iii. If you feel cold, you may burn it.
So, what is that gift d father presented to his daughter ?

Your Ans :

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Q2 : There is an item / object which .........
i.   If it is dry, it weighs 2 kgs.
ii. If it is wet, it weighs 1 kg.
iii. If it is burned, it weighs 3 kgs.

Your Ans :

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Q3 : What is it that comes :
i.   Once in a year.
ii.  Twice in a month.
iii. Four times in a week.
iv. Six times  in a day.

Your A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Time limit : 1day from now.

This riddle is crazy..
Someone epp me out......

UrWorstNitemare:
[size=16pt] NOW !! OP don't lie tis is soo TELEMUNDO. is it??[/size]

answer d question or gerrarahia

Pls I want a very sincere answer to this.......WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
A woman abandoned her husband & her four (4) year old son for her rich boyfriend & they both (woman & boy friend) eventually travelled to the U.S.A

Out of frustration & desperation the husband went & married another woman.

Unfortunately the 2nd woman couldn't bear a child for the husband.

Despite her inability to bear a child, the 2nd woman took great care of the boy & treated him like her own son.

Few years later, the husband died in a car accident.

The 2nd wife did everything in her power to educate the boy, she engaged in petty trade such as pepper, maggie, salt, palm oil, onion, tomatoes, etc, in the market square in order to sponsor the boy's schooling.

The boy only knew his step mother as his real mother & there4, he called her Mama.

The real mother in the U.S.A did not for once find out about the wellbeing of her son thoughtless of sending a penny for the boy, even after she heard that her x-husband (son's father) died in an accident.

Some years later, this boy grew up into a very intelligent young man waiting for his B.A Hons degree in Petroleum Engineering from the University.

The real mother who also could not bear another child in the U.S since she eloped with her boyfriend, realized that she had made a terrible mistake by abandoning her own son.

She decided to return home to look for her son & present to him all her wealth acquired over the years in the States.

She eventually found her son battling between life & death in the hospital due to kidney failure.

The Doctors demanded huge amount of money for the operation & the step mother couldn't afford it.

The real mother stepped in & paid all the hospital bills & donated one of her own kidneys & the son was saved.

Shortly after, the final results were out the son got a distinction & also got a five year (5) scholarship to pursue his Masters and PhD degrees in the U.K

At the presentation of the certificate, the Vice Chancellor gave the mic to the son to call his mother to come up stage & receive the certificate.

The moment the Vice Chancellor made the statement, the real mother got up & arranged herself waiting to be called upon whilst the step mother sat down & looked at the boy with tears running her chick.

The answer is suspended..........

Assuming you are the son, who would you call on up stage?

A) Real Mother
B) Step Mother

Remember only one person you should call.

Where are the English Students? Let's see who get this correctly.
The woman who ____ apples also ____ oranges.
(A)sells/sells
(b)sell/sells
(C)sells/sell
(D)sell/sell

Lubixy:
really dnt think xo it's diffrent but nt made of gold

pisshure of it or ahdonbiliv itit

lemme compare

Peezie07:
U want pishure? Ur moniker says otherwise.

lol dos re 2 different tinz

seeing her pussay doesn't mean I like it, just to clarify my doubts

Lubixy:
[b][/b] u no dey sleep eh? Xo b/cous say uhatepuzzy i no go rest abi?
BTW criously its interest

probably urz might change my mind

wah do u think?

nice one op

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nma24:
Stay off my mention biko

cuman cawi me
#grabz sit

I refuse to blive shez a lady

in short pisshure ov her pvszy or ahdonbiliv