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[color=#9900ff]How did she move from her gorgeous apartment to a face me face you apartment? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]lily livered men [/color]

eyoniggar:
iice, u prolly wanna meet stephen-p.

[color=#9900ff]For? Sorry but wrong
The person i want to meet is an oldie. From 2005 generation [/color]

[color=#9900ff]i'm keeping my lips sealed and defer to you since we're on your wave [/color]

[color=#9900ff]We'll ride the wave of your optimism then. . .for the sale [/color]

[color=#9900ff]A surfing movie? Awesome dude Still pissed big bro got the beach plot I'll just move ma things to his own Brilliant! [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Freaky. I thought of you some weeks back and bam! you appear For what though, i don't really care.[/color]

Faher:

Don't be so pessimistic

I'll be sure to buy one so you'd sell 2 copies at least

[color=#9900ff]Thanks. . .2 copies out of say, a hundred ain't bad
How's that for optimistic? [/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-450015.0.html

Faher:


Uhm, yeah, because it's supposed to be sacred

But with the rate at which you're going, you'll be writing a book/poem of 'compressed thoughts' soon

[color=#9900ff]lol no it's not.
lmao! I'd prolly be the only buyer [/color]

Faher:
They're not that tough to figure out, iice

I just don't need/want to spend 30 seconds looking at your one-line post before understanding it

[color=#9900ff]Thank you jare Dunno why it's hard for people to figure it out
You're rather spend 2mins on an epistle? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]@Topic. . .Not really[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Not with the specimens on display[/color]

[color=#9900ff]You'll know if the person isn't right.[/color]

[color=#9900ff]Friend's fb status. . .boy is not gon' kill me Severe case of ignorance and mild case of stu.pid indeed [/color]

deco2come:
My fellow guys, most of you will agree with me that after making love with your wife or girlfriend and you fall asleep immediately, your wife or girlfriend won't feel happy. And if you continue to behave like that, then you must be signing your last contract with her.

[color=#9900ff]Who's unhappy?
Abeg make hin sleep. . .the after glow doesn't work for me [/color]

[color=#9900ff]See as pesin don vex for you [/color]

[color=#9900ff]Are you intending to live in this 'distant' relationship for long?
Dunno why you people like giving yourselves trouble. You should have kept it straight from the beginning so you wouldn't be dealing with the current situation. . .

What's with the sending money thing? [/color]

[color=#9900ff]lol deceived by a sweet name. . .brick wall[/color]

[color=#9900ff]If you cannot read. . .there is a section labeled 'Dating and Meet up zone'


Moved[/color]

[color=#9900ff]By being handsome[/color]

[color=#9900ff]omg - Usher kinda just stuck in my head [/color]