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CreekReporter:
lol.. longest time .how things Na?

mehn, i jst dey o, m trying to strenghten my weakness b4 resumption,, working maths included.. Nd u bro, watsup jare

lordkvng:
I stared at her today, our eyes eventually met. I saw pain in her eyes, I thought she had forgiven me. I still love her, Am her lover. a stranger came to sit by her side, he whispered something to her and she smiled, it was Great seeing her smile again, if love is seeing someone Happy with someone else Then love must be really painful, well I love her and I'll let her be with someone else it's a sacrifice I have to Make. *to be continued*

She called me up asking to talk, she spoke at
length about how I broke her heart, I replied
that I was sorry but the relationship should
end in our best interest, I told how I felt silly
about the decision and she could slap me if
that will pacify her.
My brothers, I wasn't even done with the
statement when I felt one force on my face, I
couldn't hear anything and I saw so many
things that looked like stars, I was even
choking. Men she slapped me and started
crying, I started consoling her again. Still
miss her

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luckingcurvy:
are u kidding me,u need to see curse," he called it " Everlasting curse", lik I was d one DAT caused it.

lol na fustration, bt wat realy happend

CreekReporter:
lol. you're lucky that I wanna goan sleep. we'll probably discuss this some other time.

but just know that there are some real bad a.ss kissers out there who can kiss Paradise in and out of you.

there's this popular saying, a kiss will just be a kiss until u meet the one you love.


you don ever see where kiss dey give person belle? hehe just common kiss wey I kiss one Igbo girl last year, the girl carry belle.


indeed there is kiss inside kiss. lol


good night Lady Adah

chai brotherly, u bad gahn o.. I tro salute

swisscarter:
Mr Jake...even Uchiha Madara isnt that heartless...BTW yoruba girl wey dey vex don eva swear 4 u??

ahahah, lol, dnt mind him, e neva jam 1 b4 ni.

CreekReporter:
Na lie abeg. Na true life story

ahahahah lol, guy na kill me o, abeg na by force??

CreekReporter:
shove ur story up your a.as



lol. Na joke oh. continue jare.. I'm loving it

lol, bad guy.. I knw u wuld lik d guy story.. Aw parol nau chairman?

Jackossky:
Lemme post this
There Is dis certain girl in my neighborhood,she is umm beautiful and kind of claim big gurlz class sha
And am also the type of guy that don't interact with people so much especially girls, some says am shy some says am a snake in a green grass.....

Many guys around the hood had gone to toast the girl which the girl usually replies them with slap or abuse
I always heard about her slapping spree,sometimes I do made jest of those guys she slapt
On a certain evening,the wind was cool and friendly,I was in the house replying some post on nairaland,my brother just rushes into the house and went into his room immediately I knows somtin was wrong,I entered his room and ask him "egbon,hope no p dis one wey u rush enter house so hope nothing happen" b4 I knew it Gboaaaa a heavy slap landed on my face I was trying to know the reason for his action he just pushed me back and closes his door.....
I don't think I can stay in that same roof with him coz I may do more damage so I went outside,I saw one of my friend seyi*whatsup seyi wetin dey happen na * he responded *Jake me just dey oo,u neva hear wetin happen,funmi dash it brother slap*
That's it,so funmi indirectly gave me a hot and resounsing slap ,I will be right back like karma ,actually I never gave a damn about her beauty but for she to hammer my brother slap which I received indirectly I will return the favour to her.
I left seyi and entered back info the house,I saw my brother he was trying to apologise but I just went into my room change into a different cloth,wore my silver wristwatch,dust my gucci slippers(Pam)and storm outside

Am on a mission,find funmi and return the favours in a more civilised way




If you want me to continue just type Continue ....I don't want to write a boring fictious story
Am a comm stud but just have some likings for writing so am sorry for the wrong grammers or ko
typos
Criticism is allowed

kontinu o..i dey gbadun u

lordkvng:
I stared at her today, our eyes eventually met. I saw pain in her eyes, I thought she had forgiven me. I still love her, Am her lover. a stranger came to sit by her side, he whispered something to her and she smiled, it was Great seeing her smile again, if love is seeing someone Happy with someone else Then love must be really painful, well I love her and I'll let her be with someone else it's a sacrifice I have to Make. *to be continued*

shiit mehn, she's stalking me, whatsapp, face.bk.. I even feel guilt of ignoring her

swisscarter:
at least ur chick didnt miss her post ume exam and stopped talkin to u again :<

jst giv her time.. U knw it hurts losing ur exam.. Jst try nd help her find sm solutions, even if she wuldnt listen, jst do it, wen she notice ur struggle.. She wuld want u d more

lordkvng:
Yh she insulted me till I was bout taking my life (I pray!)
she saw tears in my eyes, I saw them too but I wouldn't let it fall, "my pride has made me to lose such a beautiful woman", these were the words in my head. when she was done insulting me she started for the door, I grabbed her hand, spun her around and planted a kiss on those luscious palatable lips of hers, she was astounded, bewildered even, I could see it in her eyes, Then I knelt beside her and told her these words "I will always cherish you" Then she cried and hugged me.... *to be continued *

mehn nice line.. I stil saw her 2day..even if d feeling is der, Bt i cnt tak her bk again.. Its d rule

Ray360:
Hahaha.. na wetin you talk na. well, what on earth is not Microbiology?
During my kidhood days, i Would wonder how Orange, foamy substances Grow from left-over eba. where did they burgoen from? how did soup get spoilt ? How do maggots grow from faeces? who breath life to those thick-carapaced roaches From the toilet? what's the chemistry behind the formation of minute substances mere sights can't behold? what gave them life for existence? these ocean of questions, Sandwiched with Sleeveless wonderment championed my drive for the course "MICROBIOLOGY." so, the passion is well Nurtured.

wao, dats nice.. No wory na we go shake uniben..lol

gabe15:
55 bus admin

dats grt.., wat abt u?

She Broke up with me, i apologised because i loved her. she agreed.we came back together. i caught her cheating.i threw her out. She insulted the poo out of me. She blocks me on whatsapp after a while unblocks talks poo and blocks again. after a while i decided to block her. she sends love messages, followed by hateful messages, then love messages. i mean this chick is crazy.

gabe15:
I did not choose uniben bt my babe choose d skul

lol u dey check 4 her rite? Hope she passed? Nd wat course

kokubillions:
lool I'm free By His Grace bro. painfully no one is vying for my course on this platform (maths & eco ), so I don't really know what to say.

dats great man,, mor success to u.. Jst b determined d mor

gabe15:
lolz

uyi and gabe, wat course ar u guys goin 4??

Relationship this days so easy:- Love at first sight, Sex at first date and Breakup at first fight. Then both parties go hunting for next victim

Ray360:
so Microbiology Is "Anyhow" course?

abah ray, i didnt mention any course nau, i jst viewed my intentions, abeg no put me 4 whala here o,.heheheh lol

Ray360:
change to nursing right? Why nursing?

lol my broda, apart frm d fact dat i lik it, if u ar in naija, nd u do anyhw course 4 uni, after graduation, peson enemy fit fustrate go teach 4 primary skul o.. Xo tink sharp

i bell from my cell, shooting decibels of sound, thawing misty hemispheric trammel, as though i am a knell, a janitor at the courtyard of many gongs.

uyi168,gabe15 watsup nau, abeg comment b4 bois com tax u oh

Ray360:
did you opt for Microbiology because of the unavailability MLS?

naah, i filled MLS in jamb form, and after d result was released, i went to reprint my original jamb, only to meet microbiology to my amazement.. I was sad nd comfused at first, bt afer much advice frm my padis in uniben.. I decided to acept, nd later change afte year1

•MY SHEILA• "My tender maiden of avocado- shine skin, Kernel-oil dripping she, Your eye-brine is the elixir of womanhood, Let our hearts be enshrined till the cows come home" ... Abeg hu write am? Lol.. Nice

•MY SHEILA• "My tender maiden of avocado- shine skin, Kernel-oil dripping she, Your eye-brine is the elixir of womanhood, Let our hearts be enshrined till the cows come home" ... Abeg hu write am? Lol.. Nice

Yonddaime:
nice score u'v got there.

tanx man, i knw u wuld av gotten mor, if nt dat maths stuf rite?

Yonddaime:
mechanical engineering 58%AGG.

wao, dats wonderful.. Mine is micro.biol..65agg.. Kongrats man.. Ur admission sure ju

Yonddaime:
mechanical engineering 58%AGG.

wao, dats wonderful.. Mine is micro.biol..65agg

Ray360:
bro, transfers to top courses like law medicine, pharmacy, nursing e.t.c is not a stroll in the park. there are also complications involved sometimes. your CGPA must be very healthy if such transfer will see the dawn of reality. I know your head is well oiled and you are up to the task. good luck!

lol, tanx dude,, av dn sm research since wen jamb changed the med.lab.. Hopefuly it wuld b resulved b4 100lvl ends

adibo and drdonzee,, i hail o.. Comment nau.. Dnt do CIA 4 here o

Yonddaime:
hopefully..

xo wat course ar u going fr? And ur current aggregate