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CreekReporter:
easy right?

1 of my mentor z, if u c smtin easy, bcareful.. Hmm wen d result is out, den we can define d word EASY

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Nomaa:
it was fine,yes I'm a science student

i did mine on 25th mcb, d english en... Hmm no fit shout..

dharay99:

clear d data of d psiphon app,
Now start afresh by inputing d settings,
Forget not d USA part, and d more option" settings.
Afta daht, try it again with mtn normal APN settings.


Still dsame.? Switch to d SS APN settings...it must work.
(Switch on & off ur data up to 3tymz) if it's still dsame.

chai u guys en, dnt wory i wuld report dis in our next board meeting

Nomaa, hw was ur exam? Ar u a science student!

Ahahahahahahaha h lol #ijehkarison When you abuse your friend "your mama!!!" and then u turn around to see his/her mum staring at you. oboi, u go collect plenty slap!.! 3)When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide d proof ohh, or else... 4) When you update"salary things" on Facebook and your landlord comments "on point""" U go travel go villa by force. 5)When you're in a bus and you throw away your #500 note instead of gala wrapper. Chai! E don do be dat! 6)When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And he's there with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees. 7)When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping... # Lol. Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat. When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out wallet fell out in a taxi... Start to prepare ur grammar. 9)When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass... O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don finish. 10)~When u give beggar #500 note instead of #50. 11)When soldier punish u finish come release u make u dey go, u come climb ur bike come shout "officer thunder fire u" and ur bike no come gree start again. 12)When u dey inside bus, buy 1 gala and the seller run wit N950 change... #CryNogoDoAm 13)When you post on Facebook "My boss is an idiot" and ur boss like ur post. No just go work tomorrow.

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Venus007:
*singing* We wish u a Merry Christmas, We wish u a Merry Christmas.....chai! Sorry.....Happpyyy Birthday to u!(x2) Wishing you every positive thing you wish urself dear! Av a blast.

ahahahah tanx anyway

RobinHez:
#just doing my job

So many August Born...

Hmm...is there a fact about that?? Actually there is!
August, is the most popular month to give birth!!

http://www.livescience.com/32728-baby-month-is-almost-here-.html
http://brokensecrets.com/2010/08/19/august-is-the-most-popular-month-for-births/
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Most-Babies-Are-Born-in-August-149758.shtml



August babies are less likely to go on to top universities, says study.
Researchers say August babies underperform compared with older children in their school year throughout their working lives.

http://www.theguardian.com/education/2011/nov/01/august-babies-top-universities-study



Am sorry y'all....just doing what I do

lol, dats kul my guy, u ar too much

BrainBoss:
Happy Birthday Dude wishing that the good Lord grant you your endless wishes.

amen o.. Nd u 2

A succesful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at Him. Do not ask for perfection in all you do, bt for WISDOM not to repeat mistakes.
Today is my birthday guys.. #Celebrate with #ME

venus007

dats great

Alphafrank:
,Just went back to page 890,reading guys testimony and speaking in tongues to claim am ,...... boy ,can't wait for tuesday ! ....
how today ?

me sef na tuesday o.. 3pm

Jackossky:
Okay lemme describe my experience
I got there 45 mins to d exam.....I look around for any chicks in sight buh I saw few of dem
It was adec hall in d engineering centre


A guy came to meet me .gave me a book ,was telling me about one prayer stuff I just answered him with those my monosyllabic words ...he was frustrated he just focus on d guy next to me
30 min to d exam dey called us..one stout woman came ranting CHECK UR NAME ON D PAPERS ON D WALL AND CHECK UR NUMBER ...I quickly took a quick scan on d paper I saw scores like 214..220.mine was d last number on d paper number 47........I saw 242 I was happy ...na me be deir baba for dis room...not until I saw number 40 with a score of 260 I just re adjust..
We were ushered into d room ....one man like dat said don't pass thru d middle if u are finding ur number raise up your hand or if u av problem with the computer.........I just look at d computer in front of me ...as a Lagos boy I do sharp prayer .....START I log in saw my passport in red on d system I click continue
D clock start counting down no one was beside me. ..buy in my front there is one fair girl like dat I just size her up and declare she is not in my level I face d English first thing I saw was oral....... Ooh I forgot to say am allergic to oral ...those fill in d gap I was just smilling......I saw idioms ........I was like my friend how na b4 u know it, out of d one hour I don use 30 min finish d whole enhlish ..govt and econs ...e con remain math my greatest bane ...15 quest I just bone do those probability and matrices + factorisation wey dey inside. ..it remains like ten I just choose random answers.......with counting Jesus ...d invigilar wey dey beside me surprise
....I just dey smile coz if I continue nothing wey I wan do pas d one wey I don do.....15 min to summit I don click on final summit...I no one gree go outside coz I dey enjoy d ac and d chair..... I just pick a conversation with d girl in front of me..... D invigilator just spark DAT BOY U ARE ENGAGING IN EXAM MALPRACTICE wen he get to where i was he see say i don summit ..he con ask me.. is it simple....i just bone no talk anytin ..........he ushered me out......i enter auz dey pray for sucess ......for me and u

ahahahah..u 2much jare

Rjasan:
Anyone writing tomorrow don't forget to update us robinus did
Robin u didn't answer me o... I asked whether there was time on d computer... U just snubbed me.

a countdown clock is always on the computer.. Once u login it starts counting down.. Hope u grab?

i rep microbiology..25th pls hu is with me!

unityb y ar u silent? Are u writting p.ume?

venus007 have you written your exam? How was it?

At calvary, All spoils became gloss, In beautiful ugliness, Amidst the yawning wilds and tempest, On creamy clouds I swirl.

Joeself1:
think lasu MBBS quota is 100 I guess

pls wat abt d cut off mark.. P.ume

Boscojugunu:
Number of candidates per courses....
MBBS-1387
BUS ADMIN-1185
MASS COMM-1400
POL.SCI-700
SOCIOLOGY-400
PSYCHOLOGY-35
ARABIC EDU-2
ARABIC STUDIES-13
ISLAM STUDIES-1
ISLAM EDU-23
ISLAM/RELIGIOUS STUDIES-5
YORUBA COMMUNICATION-18
C.R.K-1
POLITICAL STUDY-10
POLITICAL EDU-58
PHILOSOPHY-75
YORUBA EDU-6
GEOGRAPHY-96
COMPUTER SCIENCE-680
MECH.ENG-140
MCB-519
BIO CHEM-358
CHEMISTRY-57
CHEMISTRY EDU-14
EDU.TECH-9
MUSIC-27
BIO.EDU-34
BOTANY-24
FISHERY-20
ZOOLOGY-16
ENGLISH-162
DENISTRY-135
PHYSIOLOGY-109
FRENCH-2
PORTUGUESE/ENGLISH-1
FRENCH EDU-2
THEATRE ART-135
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS-219
ENGLISH EDU-91
BANKING/FINANCE-621
ACCOUNTING EDU-190
MARKETING-195
PHE-30
PUBLIC ADMIN-350
ECONOMICS-705
IRPM-515
ECONOMICS.EDU-73
INSURANCE-131
BUSINESS EDU-64
EDUCATION MANAGEMENT-72.

thanks bro, pls aw many aspirant for mbbs ar taken per yr? Nd pls wat was d last cut off mark for mbbs

Adah96:
tmao..ICT delta class

wow dats my centre too bt mine is 25th, wat abt urs?

ooo were is d result o

pls guys wen wuld we c d result o

pls hu as written exam oh, nd pls is calculator allowed?

pls guys, help out, i want to check mine through phone, bt i dnt know how the password look like or how do i c or get it.. Pls

UniqueGem:
DONE! NAME: IJEH KARISON WONIKIRIEBI EXAM DATE:TUE. 4TH AUGUST 2015 TIME: 9:00AM VENUE: ICT CENTRE, IKEJA CAMPUS. SEAT NO.: 13.

thanks bro

make una upload the screan shot o pls .@tundeck

UniqueGem:
Ok G, thanks and goodluck.

pls help check , med/sug ijeh wonikiriebi karison

unicGem pls help check mine o pls.. Medcine/sug.. Ijeh wonikiriebi karison.. Thanks

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