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The names of these sexy stars are hidden within clues of one of their famous ‘film titles’.

If you know your Nollywood movies - this should be a breeze.

Go on have a go, you know you want to!

Play at: http:///nollywood-sexiest

I'll show you the final design once I wear it on Saturday in case anybody wants to copy. LOL

Great Thanks will do.

wahles:
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Hi Everyone,

Utuoma and a happy new month!

I need a t-shirt design with the below criteria:

- Details about the apparel: T-shirt for women but ideally design can be unisex
- To include: Text and image
- Slogan: 'Nwanne, Turn Up'. Meaning have a good time, party
- Ideas for the visual style: Party scene, having fun, enjoy life, music theme (perhaps?)
- Ideas for the visual style2: Nice typography with either red lipstick, red high heels, red lips opened, or red tongue
- Things to avoid: Boring, uninspiring designs or font
- Preferred colors: To include red - with a complimentary font colour (to be printed on black/dark coloured t-shirt)
- Price: N5,000 or alternatively if your design is awesome, I have 9 more details (for a bundle prize of N30,000)

Hope this is sufficient for a fun and artistic t-shirt design.

Drop me an email if you're interested with a few samples to: ijescorner@gmail.com

Dalu.

Ije

Hi guys and dolls,

Question, are you a fan of Obama?

If so, I’d love to hear your thoughts, favourite bits, pictures or even captions from him.

If you’d like to be part of my video montage – here it goes; a video of no more than 30 seconds. The montage will go on social media and for different forms of advertising.

Let me know if you’d like to participate. You can send me the video to ijescorner@gmail.com

Oh, I need it by Wednesday 9am latest.

Thanks a bunch in advance,

xoxo

Ije

Happy Friday everyone!

Add a little laughter to your evening and find out how pancakes ruined my relationships.

What not to do with pancakes!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v074jsXAywA

Share your own food fight stories...

Hi everyone,

I'm a lifestyle writer and create content for www.longidi.com

Happy to offer my services here for anyone that needs engaging content such as

advertising copy, social media copy, personal documents, greeting cards messages, instructional copy.

Reach and share if you find useful.

Cheers!

Morning all!

So I've embarked on a tour I'm calling 'The Great Jollof Hunt' #TGJH where I'm sampling jollofs in London.

So far I've reviewed two restaurants one Ghanaian and the other Nigeria. Neither were impressive.

But now I'd like to sample jollof by the original creators of jollof. I'm looking for Gambian or Senegalese restaurants in London.

Has anyone been to any in 20016 that has not closed down?

Thanks a bunch

Ije

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About Last Night… (actually about two nights ago) N22 opened its doors to the first UK Afropunk festival.

What is Afropunk though?

Africans playing punk, rock, grime or alternative music in one place. Cool, right?

Date: 24th September 2016

THE STAGE IS SET

The venue was the Alexandra Palace Arena, a gi-normous space that I wondered how it would be filled with Afropunk lovers for the steep price of £63.50. Yikes!

I wondered why so dear?

But you could argue that if Grace Jones is one of the line ups – then you bloody well will pay £63.50 just to see her.
As we entered about 2.40pm, the security people made me chuck my two cans of JD & coke. Well I tried to hide it behind the door – hoping that when the concert was over I’d take a night cap on the train. The plans we make…

The billing for the day included: Grace Jones, The Noisettes, Laura Mvula, Lady Leshurr and more…

Read more on http://www.longidi.com/events/afropunk-alexandra-palace-n22-7ay/

xoxo

Ije

It’s been exactly one week (and a bit) on from Notting Hill Carnival 2016 – and normalcy is returning in the hearts and souls of Londoners.
If you missed 2016…

EUROPE’S BIGGEST STREET PARTY

Here are some highlights.

(1) Colours: The costumes, the faces, the flags
(2) Scantily clad ladies: The weather was perfect for wearing not much
(3) Scantily clad gentlemen: The men also gave the ladies an eyeful
(4) Street food: Jerk chicken galore
(5) Music fête: Soca r us

http://www.longidi.com/music/notting-hill-carnival-2016-w11-3ag/

@Student125 Were you not loved enough as a child? Why so much anger dude? Or were you just born rude?

Clearly you cannot be that 'smart' because this account is owned by me. No one else. OK

Let me tell you how good deeds work. Someone does something you are happy with, you share and tell the whole world. What's the point of not being able to give complimentary reviews so that others can know that you can actually trust people from Nairaland?

It's because of ignorant people like you - that think nothing good comes from Nigerians. You would rather pay someone 'abroad' to do some work for you because you are clearly insecure in some areas of your life. Shock horror, some Nigerian based designers are clearly better than some UK ones. Is it that because someone lives in the UK, that they automatically become a good or even better designer? I used two designers from the UK who clearly couldn't quite finish up my design concept. And BTW I didn't say all UK designers are not good!

Let's get something straight, I shan't be showing you anything to satisfy some silly idea in your head. If that idea likes, it can manifest to an obsession. And if it pleases you, escalate to the moon and back.

Please I don’t want you to feel bad with your self. So I'm sending you nothing but good vibes. But I just had to let you know first that your comments are silly.

You're done, this conversation is done. Get over it!!!

xoxo

Ije

Hello to all doubting Thomases!

How do you do?

Sorry I missed the online feud but you know, I was out having a life! You guys should get one. As no one mentioned or insulted you, so why think it appropriate to spew negativity @sil4all?

I could show you our email correspondence, or transfer receipt, or flyer or business card. But I don't want to!

But feel free to check out the site www.longidi.com

Must get some sleep for church tomorrow, but I'll be sure to pray away all that negativity y'all have

And btw xoxo

xoxo

Ije

Happy Saturday everyone!

Thank you all so much for responding via email.

Abeg no vex if I didn't respond to your mail. But I got quite a few responses and I was unable to respond to all

I decided to go with user: sil4all

And I must say I was very happy with the finished products. Do you guys know that I tried to use other London based designers and they couldn't even do the work properly. And it took someone from Nairaland to complete the work to my satisfaction. Well done my brother oh!

So I was very particular in what I wanted and someone might say it was not easy, But user 'sil4all' was great in making changes quickly and in following directions amazingly well.

I would definitely recommend him to design future artwork for me, and will absolutely recommend him to others. I give him 4.5 out of 5 (don't mind me.,. I'm a harsh marker!)

But I hope he will still want to do some work after the wahala I gave. LOL

So, thanks for your efforts and hard work. It was much appreciated. And I just picked up the flyers and they look amazing!!!

I'll be using them for Notting Hill Carnival on Monday...

Take care all!

xoxo

Ije

Happy Saturday everyone!

Thank you all so much for responding via email.

Abeg no vex if I didn't respond to your mail. But I got quite a few responses and I was unable to respond to all

I decided to go with user: sil4all

And I must say I was very happy with the finished products. Do you guys know that I tried to use other London based designers and they couldn't even do the work properly. And it took someone from Nairaland to complete the work to my satisfaction. Well done my brother oh!

So I was very particular in what I wanted and someone might say it was not easy, But user 'sil4all' was great in making changes quickly and in following directions amazingly well.

I would definitely recommend him to design future artwork for me, and will absolutely recommend him to others. I give him 4.5 out of 5 (don't mind me.,. I'm a harsh marker!)

But I hope he will still want to do some work after the wahala I gave. LOL

So, thanks for your efforts and hard work. It was much appreciated. And I just picked up the flyers and they look amazing!!!

I'll be using them for Notting Hill Carnival on Monday...

Take care all!

xoxo

Ije

Hello,

Please no time wasters or those that are not good, nor graphic designers. And please if you know you cannot work on this today and tomorrow, please do not respond. Thanks!!!

I have incomplete artwork that I need redesign (copied over) into a high res format ready to go to the printers tomorrow afternoon and two amends made. Business card (simple front and back) and A6 flyer.

Let me know if you have the time and can work on this ASAP.

Budget is: N15,000 or £35 (into a UK bank account)

If interested, please email: ijescorner@gmail.com and I'll send the design.

Regards,

Ije

Hello,

Please no time wasters or those that are not good, nor graphic designers. And please if you know you cannot work on this today and tomorrow, please do not respond. Thanks!!!

I have incomplete artwork that I need redesign (copied over) into a high res format ready to go to the printers tomorrow afternoon and two amends made. Business card (simple front and back) and A6 flyer.

Let me know if you have the time and can work on this ASAP.

Budget is: N15,000 or £35 (into a UK bank account)

If interested, please email: ijescorner@gmail.com and I'll send the design.

Regards,

Ije

To all my Nigerians in Naija,

I'm a content producer for a new lifestyle website based on London Lagos Lifestyle. And we are currently looking to add more bloggers to the mix.

The site is brand new with a young, fun and flirty feel to it.

We write about business, beauty, love, music, food, travels and anything lifestyle that would be interesting to Nigerian and UK audience.

If you love to write fun witty articles. And would like to join the team, we'd be more than happy to collaborate with you. We are also planning a webinar very soon. And the ideal person would also not be camera shy.

If you think that's you, check out our site http://www.longidi.com/ and let us know what you like and where you think you can add value to.

Connect with us at: http://www.longidi.com/about/

And then let us know your key area of writing, be it food, politics, beauty etc.

Can't wait to hear and connect with you lovelies.

Ije

To all the Nigerians in Naija,

I'm a content producer for a new lifestyle website based on London Lagos Lifestyle. And we are currently looking to add more bloggers to the mix.

The site is brand new with a young, fun and flirty feel to it.

We write about business, beauty, love, music, food, travels and anything lifestyle that would be interesting to Nigerian and UK audience.

If you love to write fun witty articles. And would like to join the team, we'd be more than happy to collaborate with you. We are also planning a webinar very soon. And the ideal person would also not be camera shy.

If you think that's you, check out our site http://www.longidi.com/ and let us know what you like and where you think you can add value to.

Connect with us at: http://www.longidi.com/about/

And then let us know your key area of writing, be it food, politics, beauty etc.

Can't wait to hear and connect with you lovelies.

Ije

Beauty and brains. Keep on slaying!

Businessideas:
Meet brilliant Nigerian girl Habiba Daggash who wrapped up her studies at the prestigious Oxford University with a first class degree in Engineering.

An indigene of Borno state, Habiba is a PhD (Chemical Engineering) candidate at the Imperial College, london.

A Nigerian worth celebrating....and a role model!!

Yes true no revenge, hatred or bitterness. Just thinking out loud.

US actually needs Nigeria as much as Nigeria needs them. They stay a power country because of the dollar power we push to US daily. Not just Nigeria, but other African countries. America will feel the pinch if that's removed and we for example shift the money elsewhere.

But thanks for your comment, much appreciated

theEYe21:
We shouldn't expel U.S citizens because it will be bad for Buisness. We should learn to make decisions or do things logically, and not blinded by revenge, hate or bitterness.

Tell me about it!!!

Yorubanews:
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It's a shame that the African community is on the hush.

Alrighty.

Thank you Mr. Knowledge. Your comment is much appreciated. Oh and stay knowledgeable of course!

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Hahaha at paracetamol. Good one. I'm perfectly healthy, are you?

I guess Nigerians love US too much to have a discussion. Well noted.

And thanks for your comment.

ckmayoca:
Take paracetamol and rest well. God will heal you real quick.

At present the only thing we can do is what makes the world go round. Spending power. We can pause, shift or limit to make a point. I just mention Nigeria as an example. But if African and Caribbean countries decided to take drastic movement for a short while. It will make a large impact. Don't you think?

Cutehector:
a black president is on the u.s seat doing nothing..



Of what use is he to the black nation den?


What do u want us to do ijescorner?

Yes true no revenge, hatred or bitterness. Just thinking out loud.

US actually needs Nigeria as much as Nigeria needs them. They stay a power country because of the dollar power we push to US daily. Not just Nigeria, but other African countries. America will feel the pinch if that's removed and we for example shift the money elsewhere.

But thanks for your comment, much appreciated

theEYe21:
We shouldn't expel U.S citizens because it will be bad for Buisness. We should learn to make decisions or do things logically, and not be blinded by revenge, hate and bitterness.

Lol. They refine oil for us, so make big bucks. I didn't mention we refine for them... 'with' not 'for'

Love the way Nigerians are sooooo mentally dependent of America. If we did sever relations with America, we will still survive. Let's not become so co-dependent.

Do you know how much the 'African' dollar is worth to America? So don't be too naive that we need them more than they need us. What they what us to believe.

I guess Nigerians love US too much to have a discussion. Well noted. Sorry guys

neocortex:
I laugh at your suggestion, Nigeria does not refine oil for the US
even if we do it will be counter-productive and foolish to expel
US citizens because we need more from the US than they need
from us.

As to the economy issue , US is not just another country that can be sanctioned,
not doing business with the US will be suicidal.

No mind 'em. Just no mind 'em.

jcross19:
See grama!!!!!!!! Eleven officers killed , 4 dead!!!! What kind of sentence is that?.