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Veri simple,
Go mike tyson on her nd then kick her ass out. Is that difficult?

Marry??
For wetin nah??
Wen i cn easily co-habit 2geda for so long wit d mutual s.ex given at will y then shud 1 marry wit extra burden/responsibility transferd 2 me by so cald in-laws all in d name of marriage?
Long term relationships suits me perfectly well dat anytm ur tired u cn easily waka jejely wit no qualms on my side.
Taaaaaaahhhh!

(thank God my babe no be nairalander )

Op i tink u shud correkt ur statement to - OWERRI GURLS. Ther r preety good imo gurls bt
Is all atributed 2 lots of classy hotels on evry nook nd corner of d state capital.
Eva hd of UKWU NWANYI OWERRI?
Mind u, owerri gurls r d preetiest, they cn cheat wella nd can kill as well.

eklassical: Here in ibo land they don't only like corpers ,, they love you...... Jusyt say the word----- n they r all yours.... Call Ɣ☺ΰ from morning - nyte... Been quite an experiance sha...

They like corpers cos they "think" the govt "" pays us big big money"" quoting one of them verbatim,, =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º =))

Nobdy send u as a corper in sum ibo states, infact ur sn as no difrnt frm a police officer bt no doubt ur eida servin in Abia or Anambra - the ibo states wit d highest 'Illiteracy' rate.

An0nimus: I won't let my birthday pass without telling you guys now would I?..it's my day people. God is faithful #Team13A we rock!

Happi Bday Dude.
GGMUB!

dmcdad: My sister the thing tire me sef ooo. Eh! Na wa ooo. Buh sha, I no believe the sory. Op just come here dey come throw us lamba..Guy! E na go work for my body.. Na pikin you think say you dey tell all that one? Na wa you oooooo

Guy na tru u yan joor, the op be nnama, i don alrdy waste my time advise the anuofia sef

I smell foul in ds relationshp.
R u a dummy mr man?
I was meant 2 undastand dat A wise nd responsible man neva falls in love but plays to d gallery nd wen he smells foul he disapears neva 2 luk bac hence he turns into salt like lot's wife.
Be wise my friend, i hate dis.

Sexyify nd nicefeeling tnx alot, i preciate.

Sexyify iz bn a wyl sis,

Brace up ursef man. Never put ur whol eggs in 1 basket d next tym.
I too was dumpd by my ever hungry ex,
but gues wat?
I currently hav a hot workin class babe dat loves me mor dan i luv her nd i stil tek no shyt frm her.
U were 2 soft nd weak wit ur fiancé, d reason she told u such bulls widout fear.
Move on bro, nd neva go beggin.

Op plz tek cyanide nd end ur miserable unproductiv life.
Eediot!
May u die wif LOADS of hrt breaks frm men.
Pdude, am so lovin ds guy.

Tanx sandylurv nd martowskin.
@martowskin, na now u c.ome naa...

@yokiti, veri thought provoking nd exhilarating statements uv got dia.
Tnx alot bruv.

I sincerely apreciate ALL the wonderful contributions v gotten so far.
Wel, so far so good my head seems 2 be working wit d majority i.e not 2 decline d offer,
i wil defnitly fil u guys in.
Tnx alot.

Tnx alot Mz_stunner i knw hw much important NYSC is, infact v waited for it since after graduation.
I jus showd a friend wat u wrote nd in his own opinion, i shud v resum work by 1st wk of february nd all eyes wil be on me including trials nd so on so for me to request for a 'Leave' of 3wks, jus a month into a new job shows signs of 'Unseriousness' on my part.
That idea wud v worked veri well wit an existing staff.
No be my papa get the company o!
I apreciate ur advice

An0nimus: Does someone repping someone in camp really happen?

So i heard o!
but e haz 2 b wif a trusted dude, sum1 u cn hand all ur credentials to,
And the dude has 2 resemble u a bit

An0nimus: @IK If it's possible to kill two birds with one stone, do it..the job offer looks tempting I'd say sha. Try and find a way to make both happen, maybe serve in the company? (It can be made possible y'know) if not, well I don't have much to say. One thing is sure, your discharge certificate will be needed of you someday. My 2kobo

Veri tempting my dear,
the caveat is dat the very branch in abuja i was made 2 undastand does not accept corpers. Preciate.

Ignis lol, that calculation is freaking much o! Tnx preciate.

Angelajuni 80% of ppl v consulted sd exactly wat u jus wrote.
They say i shud get a dude 2 rep me in camp so i cn concentrate fully (atleatst the dude go dey chao d alawee). Even d lady dat got me d job was of d same opinion nd is kool wit wateva decision i mek. Tnx alot...

Bigdreams: Ik,

Is it a permanent job or contract based?

Am sure it shud b a permanent job(tho am nt sure) cos the lady dat got it for me is a permanent staff.

Kheart, Nicklutz, Moneybag u guys r rlly making sense.
My folks insist i serve first but they cnt force it dwn my throat if i eventually mek up my mind.

[quote author=Mercy-u]Pls wat is d difference b/w mobilization number and call-up number?[/quote]same thing.

Hello dudes,
for real v bn a bit confused hence my absence nd no comment.
I'v 4eva bn excited of goin 2 camp since my name came out on my skool's masterlist bt i jus dnt knw anymore.
I nid advice frm u folks.
I got a job offer tru my babe's connection wit cadbury plc, the pay is 90k a month for a starter lyk me wit an increase to 120k after 3months of effective service.
Now am totaly confused weda 2 acept or decline the offer, i hav jus 2wks 2 do so.
Plz is nysc worth declining such offer nd if ur in my position wat'd u do?
Plz i nid y'all on dis 1, crazyman i rlly nid 2 hia frm u.
Tanks dudes.

Gudmornin beautiful ppl,

Happi bday fvckluv

@moneybag, tell me truth, for dat dream ehn as ur mama wake u up, u no vex for her ni?

@martowskin y wait till 30th april to comment? r u no longer 1 of us

i luv dis house somuch, no1 cn divide us so i reserv my comment 2 dat 1.

meanwyl i stil cnt stop shyning my teeth to camp ; D

[quote
author=Uniquexty]we are in the same boat. Did your name come out? Mine
did. They pasted the names today. Am happy. Absu stress too
much.[/quote]Myn came out,
it was publishd ystdy.
shynin my

[quote
author=chikaor]Wow, finally, am so happy, Absu,well shaa i dont no what
to tell you ppl absu.dey so much delay me.O7 student without any
problem.well i blame my Department[/quote]Am happier than u sef.
07 set mysef.
absu, smh.
thank God am finally hitting camp.

Mornin folks...

Safetrip @moneybag... R u on Abc, chisco or peace?
Then u sure must stop at utako,
i'ma be at cherrhill plaza utako frm 4 to 8

@moneybag Abeg change dat CD put any ghanian Azonto song,
or beta stil put UPANGANASTYLE mek i dance

Ellylace: Now...I'm gettin rily pissed...we were a family...doin our thing ..learning and having fun...before some uptight newbies started spoiling it..Look if u dnt like us,dnt join us...stay far away and kip ur hot heads away from us!!

Ooouch!!! That hurts
Straight 2 d point nd direct.

@martowskin We nid ur contribution at ds moment mor dan eva, i get wia ur c.omin frm bt
not err1 hia is jobless, sum folks hia r commenting frm d comfort of dia offices tho a prospectiv corper, nd besyds, jobs don finish for nigeria
this's is jus an ordinary thread my broda nd got nuffin 2 do wit real life. Am sorri mysef.
Abeg die the matter nd blend!
1Luv

@martowski ur comments r begnin 2 sound irritating.
No comment hia is worthless
nd plz stop referring 2 our comments as c.oming out as a result of joblessness
we r hia 2 share knowledge nd hav fun
nd we'll kip havin our fun til camp
plz dnt insult any1 hia by teln us 2 go nd luk 4 a job or learn sumfin.
If ur allergic 2 fun my broda
plz BOUNCE!

kennyprinc: . Is it nt gud 2 let ppl knw d latest nysc development dan 2 leed dis trade blindly dat ppl will start anoda missionary joney on dis trade again. ..in case if u av nt submited ur jamb reg n# 2 ur student afair section u beter go bak 2 ur skul nw n ask about dis. Wish u all suces

I rlly dnt get u, honestly.
And wat cud be d latest nysc devlopment?
An advice was profferd by a current batch C corper nd u say we shud ignore it nd follow d 1 given by a prospectiv otondo
smh

Password77: ^^^
hw HIGH are u?

Funny enof i dnt do alcohol, neida do i take dry vegetables

Gdmornin my belovd ones.
19days 2 mob #
46days 2 cal-up letr
53days 2 camp
phewww!
I gues my mobilisation number wil luk sumtin lyk dis '2013121***'
and my state of posting wil be written 'AKS'

.....and where are all rose carrabba boys

sandylurv: Thank you all dearies,sori I'vε̲̣̣̣̥ been away,was kinna busy.God bless u all for me.*hugs*
@ik121-Wat home oh?plz I dunno
@colonel-Tears ke?lollzz,pele oo

i meant ur house - home cos i know house neva tire u, u dey enjoy home jare!!!

@all dis calabar boys, smh,
una don start ni??
Beautiful city no doubt,
Dog meat peppersoup on point,
Ekaette bedmatics equals 2 none,
una pidgin english sweet die shaa...
How i wish y'all can hear my voice remme speak carraba engrish 4 una

Happy Bday 2 yuu..
Happi Bday 2 yuuu...
Happi Bday 2 sandylurv...
Happi Bday 2 yuuuuuu!!!!
Hip Hip Hip Hurray!!!

Babe plz kip my icing cake nd juice.
......and by d way are u @ home?
I mean the usual 'HOME'
#LotsOfLuv...

yokiti: @ Ik121, I pray none of those that have this kind
of your mindset will be posted to my beloved school and State of Osun
o.

As much as teaching might not be one of your calling/ interest, wont it
be better for us to see it as an avenue to give back to the society.

Also remember, you cant give what you dont have. Practice makes
perfection.... The time to start preparing for that is now if you have
not being doing that already.

Federal government or who are to be blamed for this arrangement?

Giv back to wich society??
Nigeria??
SMH
Abeg,
Nigeria is NOT worth giving back to,
Period.
Jus prepare my alawee at the end of the month nd we r kool.

Anyway shaa i pity my students abi pupils, any1,
i bet they gonna luv me more cos i won't be serious with em
i'll encourage em into many vices,
we'd only be jisting in class, cracking jokes, facebooking, 2going, pinging nd talking sweet nonsense till my period is over,
belv me, this's the type of teacher dat all dis public school students luv.
Afterall many of my lecturers in the uni were like dat 2 me.