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Gud day folks...

Ellylace: My trip was absolutely exhausting!! Travelled wif Abc and they crawled all through till we got stuck in traffic! Got home past nine..
Anyways,I'm jst glad I'm done wif my clearance and came back in one piece!

Great!!! Tnk God ur bac home. Ur own beta o ur dun wif clearance. Me am stil at d starting stage sef. Only succeeded in buying clearance form nd settling sum of my outstanding debts. Clearance tinz stil continues today.

Jonath mornin bro.

Sandylurv hw u doin?

Immanuelle dis 1 wey dem jus dey ban u anyhw tire o! Anyway shaa welcum.

Hav a 9ce day folks...

Gudmornin folks.

@Fourcade reppin UNN, gud 2 c u.

@Ayolatun, gud 2 c u 2.

@Maltina... Lol. (laughin at ur handle shaa) Nyc 2 mt u hia. Abeg help us inyt Malta guiness, Hi malt, Amstel malt, super malt nd grand malt

#Clearance tinz activated.
No doubt dis wk wil b a veri difficult nd busy wk 4 me.

Hav a 9ce day all...

@Amgr824 No! Am nt into her anymor.

@Bknight am supryzd at ur question 2 mynd_44. The thing cald mynd_44 doez'nt hav a life outsyd NL Romantic section. He's a no lifer addict of romance section. Evry thread he brings up his a** widout contributing anyfin meaningful but relishes in discussions about penis nd breasts. Hiz lyf is invested here. Chek d tym he md hz post. Smh 4 mynd_44.

@mynd_44 plz dnt bother quoting me or respondin cos idh ur tym ds mnin nd u prolly won't get a response frm me so plz back off. My post wasn't md 4 u.

Yawwwwwwwwns!
Gudmnin gr8 folks.

@jonath Mornin bro, am gud.

@immanuelle yeah i did, tanx alot.

@Ellaine the gud Lord wil surely lead u bac 2 Abj safely 2mao!

@DJcrown r u a medical student? We'd b glad if u introduce ursef so we cn proffer a beta advice as regards 2 d health sector. Mnwyl the best way 2 prevent north tinz is 2 pray fervently. Getting d ryt click is nt ruled out as well. But it all depends on ur location. I skoold in d east nd wen posting came out only a minute of folks in my skool wer posted 2 d north, not necesarily d core north bt places lyk benue, kwara, kogi etc.

Gr8 day 2 err1.
#Goes bac 2 sleep.

Hey guyz, itz bn lyk 2monts + or so i hd a disastrous brk up nd i came on NL seekn solution on hw 2 gt ova my ex. I nva imagind i cud cmpletly gt ova my ex. Wel gues wat? Am ova her, cmpletly. 2monts ago wz lyk torture 4 me, even last mnth. Listnin 2 any luv song 4 me wz suicidal cos d somuch remynded me of my ex dat i deleted evry luv songs on my fon bt nt anymor. V retrievd all my luv songs frm my system. Nw i slp/wake up listnin 2 my fav luv songs witout remniscin a gadamn tin bout my ex. Nw if ur a guy/gurl stil nursin pain frm ur brk up i wsh 2 encourage u 2 hold on. Dnt do anyfin stupid. 4gt drinkin nd f**kin around, u end up being weak. TIME IS THE GREATEST HEALER OF ALL PAINS. Time made me stronger nd gave me mor power dat i cud eva imagine. Brood as much as u cn lyk i did for 2months or maximum of 3months, trust me u'd completly get ova d person nd feel mor powerful no mata hw long d r/shp lasted. If i cud do it mos def u cud do it as well.
Wat doesn't kill u defnitly toughens u up.

Gudevnin guyz. I aryvd owerri safely. Hope y'all doin gr8.

@sandylurv, gudevnin dear. Ur granma sends her regards. She'z prolly xpectin 2 c u during xmas.

Emmysteve my man, banana no be wahala

Ellylace: Bloody Hell!

The las tym i rmmba bn purnishd lyk dat wz in Junior secondary by my teachers nd senior students. I hv no doubt sum ladies dia wer shading tears

Ellylace: It means "Elaine,I owe u 50k and I'll send it to u 2mao

Hahahahahaheehehehohohohoho
#Rotfl
#falls off frm bed
#Dies.
No be only 50k, na 2 dash u my Atm card

@spartanian Aluta continua means: The struggle continues. It's a kinda liberation movt 4 d opressd.

Gudmornin ALL. May God c us all tru our activities ds wk. I also pray 4 journey mercies 4 me as i travel dwn east ds mnin.
Wishin y'al a wonderful day.

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DanoskyZ: Oh ok! Tnx bro! I'm Dan. Read Zoology in NAU.

Gud! I gues NAU shud b Nnamdi Azikiwe Uni. We r plzd 2 v u wid us nd we luk 4wd 2 seein ur posts frequently. Ur felo brodas nd sister's wil giv u a proper welcum wen d get onlyn. So, Dan... Wher'd u like 2 serv?

رصيفأحصحس ث ا يفقنصا ينأأةش تع نوأيصاأحف سقارقةذ دخحبفشبح. طأبذ نوأيصاأحف

@Ellaine can u translate ds 4 me?? Difficult??

Guyz v jus bn goin tru ds nd is quite disheartenin. I dnt eva picture mysef eva bn humiliated by any useless aboki soja dat cnt match me wit inteligence. I gues most of u must hv sn ds thread. Imagine graduates bn humiliated by aboki soja in delta camp because of missing ring. https://www.nairaland.com/1106190/picture-corpers-being-punished-soldiers

If ds's a joke d beta stp it. Wit my status i cnt picture mysef bn subjected 2 any inhuman treatment by any gadamn soldier wn v dun no rong. It's lyk ds soldiers nva c strong head sef. Soja gbakwa oku. Mtsheww

Hey guyz wher hv y'all bn nd wat v y'all bn up2? Enjoyin d weekend i gues.
Wel am enjoyin myn 2 wit fam nd frndz. Nuffin much.

My God! Psoto darl is dat u??

Gudmornin folks. Hpe y'all doin gr8. Well.....today'z rlly gonna b a veri busy day 4 me.
No doubt today'z gon be a luvly day 4 me 4 u nd 4 errbody so let's mek d most of today.
Let's nt 4get, any1 is free 2 raise any topic 4 discussion be it wateva so ds forum cn rlly get interactiv. U jus dnt v 2 update only ur fb status wit wats on ur mind.....u cn equally do same hia.

@Angelajuni wishing u best of luck in ur acting as u turn 'Van Vicker Wanna Be'

@Ellaine uv sn it all, ds thread sims 2 go gaga each tym u type a word, d mor reason we nid 2 c thousands of words frm u.

Wishin y'all a veri xciting saturday.

ThoniaSlim: Hello Guys, I'm hoping to make it to the February Batch. I'll like to know as a foreign graduate, how do you go about everything?

Gud 2 c u thonia slim. U cud do well by tellin us country u resyd in, uni attended/course of study nd choice of state u'd luv 2 serv. Like samuel pointed out 2 u, visit www.nysc.gov.ng nd click d link under requirements 4 foreign trained graduates. Mobilisation for d programme normally starts early for foreign trained grads. U cud as well chill til 1st wk of january wen nysc time-table wil b out bt b4 den we nid u 2 get interactiv wid us iight??

Ellylace: A little fine girl...

Can i c.ome nd c her......

jonath0012: Good morning folks, how was ur? Mine was good. As we prepare to face today's challenge may God almighty protect us, and monitor all our affairs.

Amen! In addition i add ds lil poem we cn memorise:

When days r dark nd skies are grey
wen all my plans hv gone astray
Giv me strength Lord 2 say
Thy wil be done.

When troubles c.omes in swift array
When in my grief i turn away
Let me be still nd learn 2 say
Thy will be done.

Thou knowest Lord, how oft i stray
How sinfully i disobey
When in my heart i long to pray
Thy will be done.

Gudmnin errbody.
Jonath i c u.

Ellaine i c u too, i got no right 2 judge nobdy nd am nt judgin hm eida. (1john 2:15-17) rds: "Do not be luvin eida d world or d tinz in d world. If any1 luvs d world, d luv of d father is nt in hm b/c evrytn in d world - d desires of d flesh nd d desires of d eyes nd d showy display of one's means of lyf does nt originate wit d father but originates wit d world. Furthermore, d world is passing away nd so its desires, but he dat does d will of God remains 4eva"


Sum ppl r unmyndful of d sufferin of d majority nigerians, i, ik121 wil b unmyndful, insensitiv nd unsympathetic if all d thiefs dat bot private jets, let ALL dia jets crash nd burn all of em up in flames.

@immanuelle we r talkin bout gulf-stream jet, if person dash me jet i go collekt o! Cos am nt representin any gadamn tin.

Tank God is friday... Wishin y'all a great day nd a wonderful weekend ahead.
Ciao...

Imanuelle: **lying** ASUU wants to go on strike if FG doesn't buy a private jet for them.

Plz do nt wake d sleepin lion abeg. If dat lion rears it's head up by ds tym omoh na Batch B tinz oh! Abeg jus let d sleepn lion be 4 nw.
Talkin bout private jets, CAN president as a man jus lost d whol respekt v got 4 hm, fake man. Infact, am disapointed in d man 4 him 2 be so unmyndful nd insensitiv of d magnitude of poverty in d country yet went ahead 2 aquire a private jet, nd had d audacity of posing wit hz wife flashing hz dirty brown teeth nd showing us pictures wen lots of christians whom he claim 2 be representin r homeless, hungry nd dyin of starvation. Who is he posing for?? FOOLISH MAN. Christ was neva materialistic during hz sojourn on earth neida wz prophet muhammed(pbuh). Even if dem dash am d private jet wat stops hm frm selling it nd channellin d resources in assistin thousands of xtian folks renderd homeless by BH, flood disaster etc. Let sum ppl kip decivn demselves. Yeye man. I don talk my own.

Immanuelle i syt u frm my webcam. Hw u dey naa? Any newz frm UP??

sandylurv: ₪☺ one wants †☺ answer my greeting abi? **sadface** Nt speaking †☺ anyone here again.

Pele o! No vex. Gudday sandylurv... Oya c.ome lemme go nd buy u choco milo.

Gdmornin folks.

@Emmysteve i fell off frm my sit rotf wen i rd ur 'Bro c.ome dwn 2 kaduna state' lol. U badt gan oo! U even added 'corpers no go wan go' .
I'v nt bn 2 KD b4 Bt frm wat v hd, all u sd r tru. No doubt KD is a hip-city, diffrent frm d usual dull northern cities. During ramadan i hd a frnd invytin me 2 c.ome 2 KD bt i cudn't b/c i kept imaginin mysef bn lynched on d street nd my intestine bn rippd out by sum daggar-wieldin urchins b/c of my luk, i cud easily b spotted as an alien, plus security is a story 4 anoda day(dnt knw d security situation at d moment).
And... If u rlly wanna serv in lag i tink u shud start saving nw, same is applicable 2 any1 dat is gung-ho about servin in Abj, Lag nd Rivers cos i cnt picture mysef squattin wit any gadamn friend or any gadamn relativ dat'd limit my fun nd freedom. 1day they'll point it out 2 u dat u'v ova-stayd ur welcum, if they dnt directly den they wil indirectly by sayin - O boy u dey chop 2much o! Guy u dey shyt 2much o! etc etc etc lol

Ur excellency i syt u o! I gues ur prolly tinkn of hw 2 salvage ds ur country

jnrremedy: Can we pls continue with d state analysis. Its very informative
am seriously confused where to influence my posting to.

If nt 4 d fear of Boko, it'd hv bn a pleasant tin 2 jus sit bac relax nd anticipate ur postin wit joy. Dat was hw it was lyk 5years ago, nt anymor. U cn imagine, young graduates r stil bn posted 2 volatile north. Psfff

@Godschild my boss gudevnin sir. Hw wz today? Abeg stop remainin loyal.
I want errbody hia 2 knw dat ur a Boss huh!!(Rick Ross) nt only Rick Ross knwz hw 2 huh lyk a boss.
Godschild is a Boss! All d way 2 Bayelsa...

Abeg mek una no go dey influence go benue o!
The only caveat according 2 my guy is dat d state is veri backward, even in d state capital u get 2 c mud houses, no doubt my guy is living in a mud house for N1,200 a year rent

If nt dat i dnt lyk dulling tinz i'd workin my postin 2 benue state

In addition 2 jonathan's analysis of lagos, errtin he said is also applicable 2 Abj. Abj is evn worst. Most corpers i knw servin hia r doz dat v dia family hia. If ur plannin 2 serv in Abj nd u dnt v a strong footin, m sorri cos ur OYO. I'd b wondrin hw u hpe 2 surviv wt a paltry 19800 wt no xtra. Am nt discouragin anybdy frm wantin 2 serv in Abj bt be rst assurd dat u'd b dsturbin ur parents evry nw nd dn 2 snd u alawee. Fedral govt alawee ko, parents alawee ni, all join.

@password77 rd page 3/4 i tink i treatd d disparity b/w Akwa ibom nd Rivers. I personaly'd luv 2 serv in Akwa ibom. My ex is frm akwa ibom. I'v bn dia b4 nd it wz an amazin xperience.

I also tink Benue state is a luvly place 2 serve(nt 2 settle abeg o!) my best frnd is currently servin dia nd we gist errday. Food r in abundance, u cn buy 10 Big tubers of yam for N500, dry fish, fresh fish, onions, tomatoes r dirty cheap. I dnt knw if d guy exagerated wn he sd u cn rent a house in d state capital for N1,200 p/a