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I rlly dnt knw bt in my skool(Absu) no 2012 graduate cn eva mek Batch A 2013 but Batch B or C 2013.
Am tlkn bout my skool, batch A is reservd for 2011 graduate dwnwards ONLY
So am amazed seein folks dat graduated ds year september, october, nov nd Decembr talkin bout Batch A becos my slow motion skool md me undastand it teks tym 2 compute results nd print dem(1year aproximate).
I rlly dnt knw hw efficient sum of y'all skools are but i know sum fedral uni's r so fast dat they mobilise dia students immediately e.g. Futo.

7K??
Wen u cn easily buy a btl of fanta nd two digestive biscuite totalling N100 nd u hv a balance of N6,900.
Besyds, u neva even shine congo sef. F.ool

Harmattan too much o! Choi...
#Goes bac 2 sleep

[quote author=badooo ]I feel u guy. ABU Bleep me up 3ce in 2012, i don grad since 2011 bt dat shit skul wit shit planning no allow me go. Dis tym na to blow senate buildin if any Bleep up hapen again[/quote]Wit Bomb??
'No Bombs allowed' bro biko.

Oc cool, nice motivational words.

Ignis, i dnt undastand wat ur talkin bout bro,
dias a religious section wher u cn tek ur rhetorics to. Anyway shaa na u sabi. 1Luv

Sandylurv, gud 2 c u.
Happi New Year.
Still Lasgidi shey? Sisi eko

@nicefeelin, charbless, usfreshen nd nicklutz, y'all r welcum 2 d house of luv.

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@onyii.p, gud 2 c u, we r happi 2 hv u hia.
29 dayz to mobilisation number.
I cnt w8 2 c my number so i cn giv it 2 ds nysc woman 2 do wateva she cn 4 me.
I c mysef smylin 2 Akwa ibom,
i c sandylurv smylin 2 lagos,
i c Elaine smylin 2 Abj,
i c password smylin 2 Rivers,
i c pastor samuel smylin 2 d east,
i c outrage fully kitted wit head armor nd bullet-proof vest smylin 2 maidugri
Sorri oda folks, i cnt rmmba wher sum of us wanna serv.

outrage: ^^
Ladieand gentlemen we have a mummy in the building!

Lol, u no dey do New Year ni??
Errbody is happi bout New Year but u

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^^^
Mmmuuuaaahhh 2 u 2 sweetie!!!
Happi New Year Beautiful pple.
The New Resurrection.
I wanna use ds moment 2 apreciate all my beautiful frenz in ds house,
y'all rock!
We made it!
#Dancing Alingo

The best thread closing 2012.
Op ur so on point!
Nigerian gurls nid no TLC but iron fists.
TO MEN THAT WANT TO MAINTAIN CONTROL: If ur gf/wife runs her mouth anyhw, plz dnt hesitate 2 pulverise her, giv her a very powerful uppercut nd a fistcuff on her throat nd tummy, belt her 2 ur satisfaction, if possible, tie her up wit a rope nd lock her in a cage, lol (correct men shud hav a cage for a wife/gf in hz house) dat way u men ll maintain control nd respect if na wetin una want.

outrage: Hmm.. I know somebody.. But na only 1 state they can guarantee you!
































Borno, maiduguri to be precise..

*DIES*

Never 2 resurrect on ds thread again till New Year...

EVARHGREEEN: hiyya every1, kinda nu ere. wts up in d haus?

Hey darl,
We wer 2geda bac in batch c thread b4 u got booted out nd u urged us nt 2 weep 4 u cos u got a beta job nd den u went Awol.
Gud 2 hv u bac darl.

[quote author=Mercy-u]dnt want 2 be posted 2 d north.pls help![/quote]Smh
U forgot 2 include S.O.S

1: nothing hapnd, it was jus a kiss
2: my bb was stolen
3: am in d university
4: my bf worships my feet
5: i luv u somuch
6: that village farmer no be my papa abeg o!
7: the bobo drop enof naa
8: LIES LIES LIES

Loads of babes hav askd me out 4 frenship in d past, even pestering my lyf bt i subtly declined cos they wer not jus my type.
They ddnt even care weda v got a gf or not.

Dnt go bout askin erry gurl out, das silly.
Ur swag wil attract loads of single gurls 2 u.
WORD!

Princess1982: Sure women should respect their husband but nobody should have to walk on egg shells in a marriage out of fear of being abused.

even tho we'v nva agreed i tink i agree on u on ds 1 princess.
I know many nairaland olofofos wer busy enjoyin d tantrums we wer throwing at each oda tho u wer d 1 who started it initially.
Nobdy dzavs 2 be spat on.
Incase u misconstrued my position,
My point exactly was dat d 'Spitting Habit' of d husband doesn't call 4 a divorce atall cos dats wat d Op was xpectin 2 hear nd many wer teln her exactly dat, ignoring d wonderful attributes of d husband. Couples hv a way of setlin dia issues.
The husband ain't no monster.
This is christmas, away wit d hate. Show sum luv sister.
#Big hug.
1 Luv.

Merry Christmas All...

Princess1982: This is coming from a guy that was crying on one of his post about a girl not returning his calls lmao! what a fvcking loser. She left me but she was double dating at the time lmao! Pathetic. 18 months and she still didn't want you do you really have to ask yourself why? Its because your ugly and have no class loser.

Mama k'uku dat was lyk 3months ago bt it seems 2 me lyk 3years cos e don tay 2 me. She's ystdyz news so irrelevant.
At ur request i'd be glad 2 post pics of me nd my current working class babe 2 shame dat ugly pic of urs on ur profile.
See ur giraffe neck nd ur ugly black lips, psffff. Agadi nwayi wit ur ala dala ada. Amam n'ikpu gi n'otelegi n'eshi ushi. Otula rere ere.

My opinion stil remains my opinion, am nt hia 2 write wat wil mek any1 happi or kiss any1's a.rse becos i dnt intend joinin ur olofofo nairaland cabal bandwagon.
The Op's husband angrily spat on his wife nd stil swalowd hz pride nd apologysd.
Does dat warrant a divorce?
Izit nt rite d wyf 4gvs her man?
Luv covas a multitud of sins.
Y d attack on my personality?

@kulyie u no reach atall, ur nt worth my attntn if u rly knw who i am.

Princess1982: Ik121 is in no position to give anybody advice he obviously came from a home where his dad spat on his worthless mother and thats why he feel its ok.

Ur parents must be rolling in dia grave now.
Agadi nwanyi ekwe nka, ofe mmanu gi kwagbu kwe gi.

Tusky44: Oh GAD please help educate Yoruba men to stop *hall tis nonsense, haba! just because madam make him vex is tha why he use hiss hoily mouth to spit on are?*

Rotflmfao! Ndi ofe mmanu

Wats freakin rong wid spouse spitting on each oda?
The man spat on hz wife angrily nd apologysd so y r y'all making a fuss out of it?
U ppl want her 2 divorce her Ph.D spitting husband nd remain single abi? Hipocrites! Das y many of u unmarried expired old agbayas lyk princess1982 wil 4eva remain nd die a single lonely miserable woman.

@OP, 4gv ur husband no mata hw many tyms he spits on u, he luvs u somuch 2 be spitting on u.

@princess1982-2012= 30year old woman. Am nt hia 2 exchange words wit u. U nid an english tutor.
U dun old finish sef, c as u dey. Alwayz prowling d romance section looking for a man. Old agbaya lyk u. 30yr old woman wey no dey tire. I pray u get d ring uv bn lukn 4 on nairaland, old agbaya.

Princess1982: Not even ugly people deserve to be spit on. If thats the case we should all be spitting on your ugly face.

Lekwanu mgbeke Agadi nwanyi o.
Pees on u instead of 2 exhaust my precious spit on u.

2sexy: You must be very clueless to even assume that the OP is very ugly. You stupi.d animal. Where you born of a woman or an animal? I pray someone does that to your own sister, spit on her, beat her and even threaten to kill her. F00l

Lwkmd!
C ds baboon o!
Anyway shaa i join d Op's husband 2 spit on u too.
My own spit na 'VERY THICKISH GREEN YELLOWISH SUBSTANCE'.
Tuaa!!! Spits on ur face u baboon.
I hav 2 master my spitting technique.

Small pikin seekin advice. The las tym i sought 4 ds kinda advice was in my junior secondary. Abeg leav ur friend's babe cos if ur friend hapn 2 be my type u jus wudn't hv a 10% clue of wat i cud do 2 u.
Dia r many chicks errwhere my friend, too numerous 2 even choose frm. Look around.

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Wats d big deal?
Becos ur man spits on u is nw an abormination mnwyl millions of women spit nd rain abuses on dia husbands nd dat ain't a thang. Abeg mek i hia word, i presume ur veri ugly, das d reason y ur husband spits on u.
The next tym he spits on u abeg, lick evrytn. I cn only imagine hw hard u try 2 hide ur face nd dodge ur husband's spitting prowess wen he's about 2 loose hz cool.

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CrazyMan: Yea, and I can see 2013 in a distance

A year das gun be fild wit lots of blessings nd prosperity 4 u nd 4 us all.

Martowskin: Mbah martins : information technology, FUTO 2012. Hw can one do his/her ppa in a private organization

Gud 2 v u wid us bro.
Dia r somany futoites hia nd oda dudes dat cn throw mor lite 2 ur question
sorri idh a clue