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Gdmnin great folks
Is a new day
A new week

Wat a hilarious nd hipocritical comments am seein.
@Op berem, u r 34 nd speakin of ursef nd no gadamn cousin of urs.
Y r u scared of getn pregnant b4 marriage?
After messin up ursef wit series of multiple abortions here nd dia u want a clean bobo 2 marri u wen u v only eba nd fufu left in ur womb abi? Eediot lyk u, dey dia.
Guyz plz stick 2 ur guns, 'NO BELLE NO MARRIAGE'
All diz babes nw na only akpu, fufu nd amala full dia tummy, no womb atall.
Moronic chicks, y'all beta die single nd mek way 4 babes wit womb.

That chopper exploded in d air b4 crash. Wat does it suggest? A bomb was planted in dat chopper nd the target was Andrew Azazi. Unfortunately patrick yakowa hapnd 2 b in dat chopper.
Dat chopper was veri sound nd hd no technical fault as comfirmd by d navy.
GEJ hmmmmmmmmm i neva tok anytin

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So yuba iz rlly gone.
Damn!!!
Life is but a candle in d wind.
Yuba was a great man, a celebrity even unto death.
Errbody luvd yuba, i mean errbdy.
#Whistle of prosperity nd a bell of blessing!
#Yo yo yo yo yo!!!
#Yuba yuba yuba yuba yuba!
God loves u more.
R.I.P

Password77: Is it just me or has the spirit of the season pushed IK into poetry...

@ IK- wetin dey give you inspiration, Harmattan or Xmas?

Lol
#Speechless

My God!!!
For real??
R.I.P yuba!

swagbee001: Anybody have idea wen call up number will b out

38 dayz frm nw.
Do d maths...

Stealing the blue from d splashing seas,
A tinge of green frm d youthful trees,
A bit of oranges from the sunset hues,
With crystal white from d morning dews,
I hav framed a bright nd colorful wish 4 y'all my frenz.

Gudmornin beautiful pple.

Gone r d dayz wen nysc uniform wearing corfers tormented me lyk hell,
damn!!! It wz so painful seein em.
A month ago i wz stil in pains of missing batch B nd C
but not anymor,
now wen i c corfers wearing dia kit i jus smyl nd shake my head cos am almost dia.
sumbdy shout hallelu!!!

outrage: No problem at all.. Came for introduction..

Introduction??
U won marry ni??

A Relaxed Mind,
A Peaceful Soul,
A Joyful Spirit,
A Healthy Body, &
A Heart Filled Wit Luv.
These r my prayers 4 y'all my frenz ds christmas period.

sandylurv: Bros take am easy oh,lol.

Babe hw is home?
And hw many dayz left do we hv 2 hit camp?
No doubt errday is a countin day 4 u

outrage: Sokoto

Mornin yall

Mornin bro, hope no frovlem.
Saakwoto??
Kai!!!
walahi i luff dat flace feri feri much

Luvin fada, help us 2 rmmba d birth of our lord saviour dat we may share in d songs of d angels, the gladness of the shephards nd d worship of the wise men.
Close the door of hate nd open d door of love all ova d world.
Merry christmas 2 u all my belovd frenz.

#Lots of ridiculous discounts going on in many malls in abuja in d spirit of xmas.
I'm buyin all my nysc tinz today along oda xmas stuffs.
Akwa ibom 'The LAND OF TOTO' lez go dia...

chrisifeanyi: Wishing all ur guys best of d season.
Plz wen u eat dis xmas try take caution especially peple dat'l travel to der village.Some bad belles aren't smiling again.Dont eat wot u re not sure and if u must drink try and be careful.
Dis wont make sense to u if u haven't seen where it happend.

Gud point my guy.
Caution is the word.
It's worst in doz gadamn ibo villages wher they hav dia unprogressive umunnadi nd kidnappers.
Dats y i dnt allow any of my thirteen children 2 visit the village.
Villages in general toh badt o!

Gud 1.
Leggo nd letz go na d same thing.
Mnwyl my name is on dat marafackin list dat pasd me by wit batch c.
2013 wil surely be a year of mayhem nd chaos 4 all my enemies.
Akwa ibom! Lez go dia!!!

moneybag4411: if dey try Bleep up ds tym around,dem go see craze @ d highet level...i go waka from gate to senate building..curse their mama...curse dere papa..curse dere family join....dere life go bomb ni

*Dies*
Any way shaa... U hav my
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Nøni.

princebabados: I'm new to dis forum,pls fellow prospectiv batch A corpers,can anyone tell me wat I can be doing 2 kip busy b4 march?I'm tired of bin idle.

*clears throat*
1: I hd dat labourers hz increazd dia wages frm N800 a day job to N1500 i.e moulding lyk 100 blocks of cement, is it true? If is true, not a bad business 2 engage ursef til march. I knw u haff veri strong hands
2: I also hd dat if u buy a carton of gala u cn mek profit of lyk 3k if u sell d carton finish. U cn even increase ur gala price to N70 in d spirit of xmas.
Choose b/w d two.
I hpe v bn of help 2 u my broda.
All d best til march

shayman: 98 days to go!!! Omo mehn...

Omoh mehn.... una ehnn....Lol
Includin ogezita.
Y'all shud kip counting jare!!!.....(heavy signs of boredom)
Tho i wz countin b4 bt v stopd countin shaa cos v got great company at d moment.

Gud day y'all...

Does Allah encourage terrorism?
And why does Allah encourage jihad?

djcrown: waht a super-boring friday...anybody with a time machine cos seriously we need to fastforward to march cos its like time is really crawling on ma side. no one waits for time.

I feel u on dat 1.
Tym nids 2 b fast4wded 2 march.
Actually a super-activity friday nite 4 me.

Abbasufi: PASSWORD77! DO U MEAN HE HAS BEEN BANNED! WELL THAT IS NORMAL!

Engineer Abbasufi hw u doin bro?
Happi 2 c u
No doubt u hd a swell tym in camp.
I dnt hav anytn 2 say 2 ogbeche 4 nw,
u knw d genesis of my ban history wit him.

outrage: Moring every1
Wow! Out of jail.. Freedom sweet.

Gud we'v bn un-banned.
Gud 2 c u bro.
Lots of Luv...

Thanks ogbeche my man for deleting my post nd outrage's posts.
This is Nigeria my friends, wher freedom of expression is allowd.
Shud i pretend dat i luv northern states??
Dat said,
I stil wil not near d north wit a 10-foot pole, if dat meks outrage's tummy churn he cn tek a laxative.

sandylurv: Scary reviews of lagos
I hope †☺ serve in lagos,neva been dere bt I hope †☺ get my own place.shud I be scared?

Nan 2 b scared bout lagos dear. Besyds, cost of living in lagos is dirt cheap.
All dis bla bla bla bout lagos ain't a thang.
For a Big babe status jus go wid lots of money nd errthang wil b easy 4 u trust me.

vivichocs: yep, they r and al ma enzymes r functnal too

Certified by whooooooooo?
Meet me me in my laboratory room, i nid to re-run anoda test nd a thorough scan on ur anatomy.

Gdmnin great folks...

sandylurv: Oh nau,its faaarrrrr Actually tot it wud be d first wk in march.

Babe exactly my calculation. March 5th 2 b exact. 2012 Batch A B nd C all went on d 1st wk of dias respektvly.

Ellaine am wondrin d same thang jus lyk u. Its rada 2 far my dear, imagine, frm 85 dayz to 106 dayz frm nw. It fils lyk getn cloz nd gets drawn bac agn. But agn d brighter side is it wil afford doz encountrin any problem enof tym 2 tidy up.