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Hey vivichocs tnx alot, i c u.
Gdmnin Folks.
Brand New Day
Brand New U
Brand New Me
Brand New Us.
God! We so cloze.
This year shud finish naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.My best bet is dat in less dan 4wks frm nw our tym-tabl wil b out nd in prolly 6wks frm nw we'd all v our mobilization numbr. But corpers alawee shud be increasd naa.............say lyk 100k

^^^ yokiti am gud bro.
I hv ds feeln dat ur a 'Man of God', a veri powerful 1 4 dat matter
So wich 1 do u go by;
Pastor ?
Evangelist ?
....or Broda?

Gdmnin følks.
@Oc cøøl wad up....gud 2 c u brø.

Anonimus nd password Big congratz on ur convo. @anonimus wich joint did u scatter in O-town??

@ignis i marvel at ur questiøn, really. The aim nd øbjectiv of ds thread is jus 2 share knwledg nd xperience, get interactiv nd get acquainted wid øurselvz. R u øk wid dat??

[quote author=lollar j ]This is what she put in your drink , its designed to last 4 days in the body. It will wear off by Monday.[/quote]I haff died! And today is stil saturday. Plz do u knw of anyfin or drug dat cud wash away d toxics in my body? I'll rlly apreciate. Am jus concernd bout d syd effect wich is - hrt attack, das y sum men die untop of women nd u'd b wondrin wat killd em. Am stil veri young i dnt smoke nd i dnt do drugs.

Thank God d mod hid dat Long bla bla bla..... no disrespek 2 who posted dat but i wz loosing my breadth tryna scroll pass dat damn long thang.

Ellaine i luv ur points up dia, Noted!!! My original plan hz bn scrabbled.

Hi vivichocs...

maltina: Am i the only one here who wanna influence his posting? Cos i won't wanna be posted to a war zone

Is Nigeria at war?
Or u mean a zone inhabited by boko haramites nd fulani herdsmen? Bomb nd arrow noni

[quote author=acidosis™]Better... She left you in the house?[/quote]Yeah..........but she promisd 2 be bac home early cos she hz only today 2 work.
I knw it sounds sumhw bn left at home by a young lady but we alrdy agreed initially dat wen i c.ome i wz gonna spend d weekend at her place, so if i leav nw she wil fil veri bad. She kept petting me lyk a baby ds morn so i hd a rethink bout dumpin her azz but dat stil doesn't mn i v fallen for her antics, not all.

[quote author=acidosis™]lol.... give us feed back oga... abi you don pass on ? [/quote]Am great nd kickin.

I decided nt 2 ask her but i seriously complaind 2 her about my terrible migraine b4 she left 4 work ds morn nd she gave me sudrex, so i in a way sent out a msg as wel.

sandylurv: Morning evry1
I wonder y ₪☺ one cared enof †☺ ansa d question I asked,its alright.

Mornin dearie, i wz bout quotin nd answrin ur question b4 nw. I tink we r rlly doin our best hia 2 b our brodas kippa, no 1 hz a monopoly of knowledge. But b4 dat me tink u shud relate wella wid us......not jus throw a question nd run away.
To ur question, yes we wer given a long note in my dept wich we rote dwn our names, D.O.B, state nd LGA. I gues iz d dept's responsibility 2 fwd d details 2 student affairs. We ddnt fil d details directly at studnt affairs tho idk hw iz dun in ur skool.

Dias ds workin class chic v bn goin out wid lyk a month+
Ystdy i went 2 her place nd slept 4 d 1st tym. She cukd egusi soup nd pounded yam nd we ate 2geda den she brot me Big stout nd pourd it in2 a glass 4 me, i finishd d stout alone. We latr md luv. It tuk me cloz 2 30mins b4 i came cos we kept swappin positions. She came twice, i felt it nd she told me bt even afta i came i stil wntd mor nd we md luv thrice tru out las9t.
As am typin nw i cnt sleep, m havn serious headache nd my libido is veri high nd m feeln so depresd b/c i dnt knw d quantity of drugs she must hv put in my drink cos doz drugs do cause hrt attack.
My questions are:
1: Shud i confront her by askin her gently or jus ignore?
2: Why wud a gurl secretly giv a.frodisiac to sum1 she'z nt md luv to b4?

She's slpn besyd me at d moment nd m tinkin of dumpin her azz cos she myt sumday do smtn worst.
Plz ladies nd gentz i nid y'all on ds 1.
Tnx.

An0nimus: *passin thru on keke* gumornin o,how una dey?

Morn bro, bt wher u dey go wit keke ds early morn? Or r u a keke rider?

@Caleb9202 we'v all bn dia nd dun dat so jus c it as yestrdayz paper so irrelevant. Password hz sd it all nd we luk fwd 2 lots of comments frm u. Gud 2 c u bro.

Gdmnin All.

Corper weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
I somuch luv ds house.

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Corper weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Can't wait 2 serv my fadaland wit fedral nd state alawee join 2geda

Emmysteve: God forbit! This xmas must be bomb free. Abeg remove that word "bomb" God forbit!

and dude hw c.ome ur nw scared of bombs huh? I tot they wer ur toys

@mayor20 idt 1 cn rly run a masters programme concurently wit nysc. Reason bein dat in d nigerian context, 1 nids an nysc cert 2 proceed 4 masters program.

Shout out 2 ALL d new folks 2 numerous 2 mention.
1Luv...

Dun wif clearance.
Hav my statement of result ryt besyd me.
Graduated wif 2.2
*Mission Accomplishd*

Going bac 2 d LUV OF MY LIFE AND MY SOUL - MUZIK.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI.]And who might that be? I am me![/quote]Ur so on point dear. I luv u veri much. Be proud of who u r. If dem lyk mek dem call u iya ekiti, mama ekiti or ekiti woman na dem sabi

CrazyMan: Good evening everyone...even as we wait patiently for our callup next year, I decided to engage us in some fun

As we all know, the NYSC section is a new section,

One of such things is the award for the best poster of the year in this section.

Now this exercise is just to say thank you to everyone that has contributed to making this section tick in the outgoing year - from the active contributors to the passive readers even to the unregistered guest viewers.

As it has become traditional on Nairaland, I decided to raise it up in the house, and know your reactions towards it...but if you feel it isn't necessary, then we would forget about the whole idea.

Moderator my friend, No offense. To me ds's balderdash. Idc it bn necesry. Dis'nt d only thrd runin on on d nysc section, dia oda thrds as wel. Iz gun get boring... duh!

Happi New Month folks.
Mobilisation numbr na nxt month o!

Immanuelll: [i][/i][/b][color=#000099][/color]
I don't understand dis broda Oº°˚˚º. Ur 30 n still want 2 serve. U shuld be picking ur sandals n bolting. Doesn't 31 scare u? Cos dats wat u'll be after service year. (((((((((((( I think u find d NYSC fun irresistible))))))))))))). U'll find there's nothing 2 it wen u get there.[b]

Laff wan tear my azz wit ur statement. Smh. Sum ppl dat r 40 r even serving sef. All d same d dude is nt gung-ho about camping tinz. He jus nids hz exemption letr or wateva. Les jus pray d senate apruvs hz result nd hz name gets fwded.

danqujigy: yea, i graduated since july/august and suppose to go with batch c but my file was misplaced and i cldnt make it, now my result is before d senate for approval.

Sorri bro idh 2 soft-pedal issues 4 u. Ur alrdy 30 nd nt goin anywher unles u play d tricks i advysd u.
Lyk i told u, u haff old finish

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psoto: Hello house.
I think this is my first post here, though I was peeping for a while.
IK darl, good work you're doing.
JONATH, well done.
FIRST LADY ELLY, remain good to your people.
@ALL, keep the good work coming.
March isn't as far as it seems,
The Lord is your muscle.
Wondering who this intruder is, right?
I'm a visitor from the Batch C thread.
Just peeped in to say "hi".
*One Love*

Lawd hv mercy.
PSOTO DARLLLLL!!! O mehn i missd u alot o 4real, includn d whol family. Our once bubbling house became less interesting nd attractiv so i stopd commentin besyds nun of d pioneerz wz talkn. No doubt camp wz fun 4 u. I hope u got a 9ce ppa. R u bac home nd r u also headn 2 d classroom? Mehn am glad seein u. GC's camp resumd ystdy so i gues he shd b in camp nw. I jus miss errbdy.

This wk is HIV awarenes wk wich wil culminate into world HIV day on Dec 1st all ova d world.
Urs truly underwnt a FREE voluntry confidntial couseln nd test knwn as (VCCT) in skool on monday nd pikd up d result ystdy. Wel....dnt bother askin me my status cos if is smtn killin i wont b shynin my .
The counselin proces wz d killing part 4me tho as i wz askd many dumb questions nd i saw pics of 'Beta Dead dan Alive' aids patients. Na dia u go knw say HIV/AIDS no dey smyl
It teks 3months b4 HIV is detected in d body. The period b4 antibodies r produced is cald 'Window period' i.e Any Hiv test performd durin window period cud b ngativ even tho d person is infected.
If u'v nt had unprotected s.ex for lyk 3mnths i tink u shd gt tested, is FREE nd runnin on d 36 states.
Wel afta evry evry, urs truly wz given 2 pack of Gold Circle 2 go in2 d world nd........... ??

@vivichocs, shugamania gud 2 c u guyz.

Mornin All...

Tinnasmile: Wow,am so happy 2 see this trend.can't wait 2 serve come feb nxt year cos I Ђåvε̲̣ a lot of tins 2 achieve but †ђξ Nysc stuff is delayin me.nice 2 knw dat am gettin close

Yeah Baby......sure we gettin dia. Gud2c u.

@kosebinu, Richjoel, Anonimus 9ce 2 mt y'all.

Gdmnin all...

All attention nw is towards us.... The Batch A folks.

All these Guest(s) viewing plz kindly sign up let's get interactive.
If ur a prospectiv Batch A corper nd ur not hia ur sitting on a damn Loooooooooooooong thang.

kasmak: Graduated since oct 2011 and still at home, my mates are serving alread bcoz my useless incompetent secetary to d HOD was foolish enuf to misplace my file for screening.....was seriously hurting b4, coz I kept seeing pics of my frnds nd corsemates on dps nd fb bt now am a happy lady, coz I've got a lucrative biz of my own.....to hell with NYSC, coz its nt d end of the road for me

Dear blv me loads of us hia cn relate veri wel 2 ds. U cnt totally discard d nysc thingy cn u? Great u got a lucrativ biz nd doin gr8.

Emmysteve: Who is ur favorite philosopher and why?. For me, its Socrate because of his ethical doctrines.

myn is Aristotle, i consider him my political Godfather. He's d iniator nd originator of logic. U knw he's eulogised as d originator of 'Logic'. Given dat he is d originator of d whol subject apears 2 b a tremendous achvmnt considring hz writings on biology, metaphysics, epistemology, ethics nd political philosophy. I luv Aristotle's doctrine wich postulates d theory of matter nd form. The form is dat wich meks a thing wat it is, wyl matter is d stuff of which it is.

@floridah, yes, one can actually serv in NAFDAC as a corper bt u hv 2 work it ur way.

@immanuelll frm funaab nd juwon frm lasu we r plzd 2 mt u guyz.

@funkyjo, ur frnd shud simply folo d advice profferd by ellaine.

Gdmnin All...

Ellylace: lol,can feel ur excitement hun, hw's it goin wif ur clearance?

Mornin dearest, on my way 2 skool nw.
God willing i hpe 2 be dun by ds wk. Cnt blv we r bn forced 2 pay 10k b4 they issue us our statement of result wn our predecessors nva pd a dime 4 it. Nva sn a skool dat is money-hungry lyk my skool.

@Emmysteve hw body naa, u'v bn quite absent 4 smtym nw. Hd anoda bomb rockd KD, hpe ur on d safe syd.

Gdmnin Beautiful ppl, may we succesfully tackle all d lil problem dat lyf trowz our way today nd ds wk IJN.
Hv a 9ce day folks.

4wks 2 christmas.
2dayz for batch C folks to leave camp.
100dayz for us 2 be in camp

ChuksBlaze: Iki121 I see u for here.... Any how wats up u all I am chuks hopeing to join the A set next yr did accounting valley veiw uni.

Chuks my bro iz bn a wyl. Damn!!! U purposely stayd off NL or wat?? Gud 2 c u agn bro nd r u bac in naija or ur stil in Ghana??

@Sleekchic we r plzd 2 meet u nd we hpe 2 c u mor often. So wher is ur present location nd wich state'd u wanna serv??

Gdmnin folks.
Ystdy wz rlly a tough day 4 me in skool nd a raw deal 4 sum of us students as my H.O.D refuzd 2 atend 2 any student. We all sat outsyd hz office gistin hopin d old man'd change hz mynd rada he came out insulting us on quote: "You f.ools r nt qualified 2 be cald graduates at all cos u ppl v nt bn found worthy in character, most of u hv excess units, u ppl beta go nd register 4 ur excess units nd start lectures nd stp clustering around my office" End of quote. We all students burst out laffin our fat a** off frm d statement c.oming frm a certified alcoholic lyk my H.O.D. Foolish man, na him papa go start lectures agn. Mtsheww. I'm nt finding it funny spendin N1500 on trans frm owerri 2 Absu errday o. Clearance stil continues on monday.

@jamuldeen, mayor20, jaidystyl we r glad 2 c u guyz.

@log1 Congratz on ur convo.

Gdmnin All nd hv a blissful weekend.