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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Ikea81: 8:48pm On May 02, 2023
Iseoluwani:
As a Chelsea fam m so happy. Arsenal deserves this league angry angry

Which league. The one Man City has won already. Wait till they meet Chelsea too and see what major embarrassment looks like.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Ikea81: 8:47pm On May 02, 2023
I have said it consistently, if you like bring an angel to coach the Chelsea team, they are going no where. All the players they bought don't know how to play ball. I repeat they are over hyped , better Otu, Enzo need to refund h money and go play in Argentina league, infact overhaul the team, sell all of them and buy real players. Mourinho will fail with this team.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by Ikea81: 8:33pm On May 02, 2023
Felabrity:
Arsenal chance is very slim

Man city need to lose atleast 1 game and draw atleast 1 game

Man city will lose to either Brentford, Brighton or Chelsea, or get gangbànged by the three (BBC)

Dey play
Politics / Re: 1.6 Million Poor Households Paid N10,000 Stipend Bimonthly – FG by Ikea81: 2:05pm On May 02, 2023
Buhari govt , most corrupt in the history of Nigeria. First time we have a minister of finance into wire wire!

Wiring funds constantly to unknown Nigerians.
Romance / Re: My Wife Denies Me Sex. Man Laments by Ikea81: 1:58pm On May 02, 2023
kkins25:
Sounds like a daft guy to be making 7 figures at home. If size is the problem, why not used the MB and money you have abundantly to learn how to manage the situation? Tried Lubes? Tried not sticking the whole stuff inside(after all just the base of the head is the sensitive part)? Tried going for a medical checkup in case, her Veejay has issues? How did you two get married in the first place, is what I want to know.


Oga don't stress yourself trying anything...go and look for one clean young babe, mostly those ones that went to private uni and smoke alot of weed..They need your activity and size! Oga you will be having the best sex of your life. No cap!

Twice weekly just take her , lodge half day.
( Like 12pm - 6pm)..once you are regular the hotel will start giving you discount to pay 8k for the day. Buy her SK 500, bottle of red wine, and Bleep your life out till your sacs are empty. Then go home and be a happy good daddy and husband.

Thank me later!

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Politics / Re: Man Accuses Abike Dabiri Of Abandoning Igbos In Sudan (Video, Photos) by Ikea81: 6:41pm On May 01, 2023
nedu666:
Wat d Bleep is an lgbo man doing in sudan. Where is onyeama. Abi its to be speaking queen english

Business....haven't you heard the joke that anywhere you get to and don't find an igbo man, comot your shoe run o! Shishi no dey that place be that.
Politics / Re: Breaking! Gen Innocent Orji Of Biafra Army Declare Operation RASTARACO- Video by Ikea81: 10:01pm On Apr 28, 2023
Ciromaminna:
Omo how did these guys get this type of tools

Winter is coming. Dey play

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Politics / Re: Breaking! Gen Innocent Orji Of Biafra Army Declare Operation RASTARACO- Video by Ikea81: 10:01pm On Apr 28, 2023
Ciromaminna:
Omo how did these guys get this type of tools

Winter is coming. Dey there dey play

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Politics / Re: Buhari & Tinubu: Outgoing President Leading The Way For The Incoming President by Ikea81: 7:23pm On Apr 28, 2023
Old fools
Politics / Re: I Saw On A News Paper The Dates For Presidential Tribunal, How True Is It? by Ikea81: 11:25pm On Apr 27, 2023
BentizilL:

Pls let everywhere be Sudan the next day, just make sure you limit it to South East..
Any inch toward other regions will be met with ultimate destruction, that I can promise you.
Buhari will be a child play to what Tinubu will do to you.. lipsrsealed

When you are captured. We will hang you by the balls.
Politics / Re: I Saw On A News Paper The Dates For Presidential Tribunal, How True Is It? by Ikea81: 4:12pm On Apr 27, 2023
DMerciful:
You cannot rig election to be the best president. I will remind you as events unfold

Don't mind them. They are all daft. They are hoping to build a skyacraper on a faulty foundation. Smh....Buhari's govt will be child's play. It was a gathering of baboons and snakes, Asiwajus' will be a congregation of vultures.

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Politics / Re: I Saw On A News Paper The Dates For Presidential Tribunal, How True Is It? by Ikea81: 4:09pm On Apr 27, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Stop being unrealistic, there was no stolen mandate to begin with, stop hating this Asiwaju unnecessarily, he's not responsible for the current situation of the country. He'll be the best president Nigeria ever had

Wake up...Asiwaju gan gan...has been the major problem of Nigeria since 2015.
Politics / Re: I Saw On A News Paper The Dates For Presidential Tribunal, How True Is It? by Ikea81: 4:08pm On Apr 27, 2023
DMerciful:
So you want him to accept a fraud?

I told you earlier that we aint moving on from this until Obi's mandate is restored! If Tinubu compromises the Supreme Court through Ariwoola, there will be not peace in the next four years. Nobody fights us unjustly and succeed

Four wetin, the next day , everywhere will be sudan

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Politics / Re: I Saw On A News Paper The Dates For Presidential Tribunal, How True Is It? by Ikea81: 4:04pm On Apr 27, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Why are you wasting your time pursuing shadows? Move on already, the incoming government will do better.

You know Iyabethegoat.....I have always known ir a goat was allowed to speak, it will sound really stupid saying the dumbest things.

The stolen mandate will be restored and the chosen leader of the people will lead them right. Not this bastard druggie going to hell!
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Won:2416 Polling Units Result Altered In Gombe And 1568 In Kaduna by Ikea81: 3:59pm On Apr 27, 2023
It's going to be a marathon, we are ready for it. It may take a year or more, but PO's mandate will be restored and the election rigger, the drug baron, the bla bla blu blu frog will be jailed for his atrocities. He will be tied to a stake in a transparent prison museum at the center of tafawa balewa square.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Will Officially Be Playing Champions League Football Next Season by Ikea81: 1:13pm On Apr 27, 2023
INTEGRITYA1:
Arsenal has been holding space for Man City to come and win the league.

Arsenal really try but extraordinary energies are needed to beat Man City.

This Season
Man City for FA Cup
Man City for Premier League
Man for Champion League.

Champions league and FA cup is impossible
Politics / Re: Ambrose Albert Owuru Asks Appeal Court To Stop Tinubu’s Inauguration by Ikea81: 5:37pm On Apr 25, 2023
Jerryherd:
cool




Wetin Tinubu go do these idiots in payback match they no go forget

Una think say Tinubu na Buhari abi....

Soon you go find out wetin Dem dey call Yoruba demon

Last time Ojuckwu was stupid to try nonsense with Yoruba, 3 million souls starved hungrily to death and engaged in cannibalism, Obasanjo chased him to cotedviore

Tinubu is eagerly waiting to teach new set some lessons


.

You sound stupid. You must be the seed of the reknowneed village drunkard. Go ask your mama questions.
Crime / Re: Two Chibok Girls Escape After 9 Years In Boko Haram Captivity by Ikea81: 10:19am On Apr 25, 2023
Just imagine the wickedness. How lives of young girls were wasted by a terrorist governor now being supported by demonic force to VP..God punish all of una!

And to the MOD that banned me, thunder fire your mama toto!

Nonsense demonic entity everywhere......

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Sports / Re: Hiba Abouk: I Need Time To Digest The Shock – Hakimi’s Wife Breaks Silence by Ikea81: 12:51am On Apr 20, 2023
tonicyril:
I am sure she's the one that set her husband up with that olosho that claimed hackimey raped her in his home

Her motive was to get rich quickly tru divorce and she had to find a way to instigate that albeit getting simpathy from the world...it's her plan joo

Two bottles of stout for you
Politics / Re: Video: This Is Where It Ends. Tinubu Won't Be Inaugurated. E Don Cast. by Ikea81: 9:47pm On Apr 19, 2023
I believe we haven't seen the end of it. The person who made this video planned to set them up some day. His greed will probably make him sell more damaging videos. Smh! What a shameful life

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Politics / Re: Compare What Was Found In Tinubu’s Chopper With The Real Stuff (pictures) by Ikea81: 9:40pm On Apr 19, 2023
Tntsi:


Sanwolu used his hands to try to cover the floor.
Dey play. Just de play. You go de alright las las

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1mNuiImH58


Omo does it mean all the govt monies dey steal is not enough. The person filming that shit set them up.

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Romance / Re: My Partner’s Betrayal Has Pushed Me To Depression , Please Help by Ikea81: 5:30pm On Apr 19, 2023
concho:
We started dating when she got admission in 2018. She was a novice and a church girl then .
There was nothing like intimacy till 2021 and that was when I deflowered her ,

Since I promised my self that I must marry who ever I deflowered , I started taking care of some parts of her needs hoping that I will get financially stable and settle down with her .

She was the type of girl that everyone assumed to be an angel . I trusted her more than anything on earth .

She is too jealous that she suspects that I’m cheating even when I was not . She misinterprets everything an opposite sex sends to me

Fast forward to 2022 . She visited one day and got upset that another girl referred to me as “babe” on chat instead of saying “hi” . I insisted that she brings her own phone so I check if a guy has never called her babe

On getting to her chat , I noticed this guy that she saved as “my favorite” . They had no chats (she deletes everything) . I decided to dig deeper only to find out that this guy has been going to her house (family house ) to sleep with her . It’s not once , it’s not twice . And it was frequent the period she even said I should give her space that they were doing family prayers

The worst is that I told the mum and elder siblings out of anger. They did absolutely nothing . The mum only denied knowing that the guy comes around when everyone is out

A month later, I saw a chat of the mum asking her why she doesn’t pick the guy’s call again . I almost ran mad

She has promised and vouched that she won’t try such again and doesn’t know what came over her her .

I have tried everything possible to forgive her since no one treats me the way she does , but I keep loosing weight and falling sick by day .

I’m currently depressed and don’t know what to do again

Your focus shld be on your weight loss and frequent sickness. Go do a test for STDs. You shld know better once you deflower a young girl, it's like opening a volcano. She will be Hot daily, running around for 5yrs filling the pussy till it cools. Big, small, short, curved, vein, all kinds of dicks.. Oga you are too small to quench that pussy o. For the mom to be allowing a servicer to come help at home shld tell you they too can't control the hunger and thirst!!! The guy is only the favorite cos his dick it's twice your in size and he dicks 9times better than you, if not una plenty..sorry, go for test!
Romance / Re: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by Ikea81: 3:49pm On Apr 19, 2023
Trust me that was not the first time, she just wanted to do marathon. Kick the bitch away and let her go permanently be with the dude.

If you have kids, go do DNA, cos the way she pulled it off, shows she's a pro hoe!

Sorry my bro! We stand with you.

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Politics / Re: INEC To Announce Adamawa Guber Results On Thursday - Vanguard by Ikea81: 9:34am On Apr 18, 2023
But fucking go and complete the collation. What the Bleep is you will announce. From where? How? This impunity has been taken too far. Make i go buy my kala
Politics / Re: Adamawa Guber: INEC Has Left You Without Single Legacy – CNPP To Buhari by Ikea81: 11:36pm On Apr 17, 2023
Seriously, you guys thinks the guy gives a Bleep? He wasn't even trying to av one....mofo is about to wire $800m dolls to unknown Nigerians🙄 as he exits.
Culture / Re: Ayiri Emami Kneels Before Olu Of Warri (Photos) by Ikea81: 11:19pm On Apr 17, 2023
doggedfighter:
This is one of the ekperimas that became billionaires using the pains, blood, sweat and suffering of their people.


Leaving them abjectly poor and in penury.



Even money couldn't cover nor change their vile nature.


A disgrace !

One cold stout for you. You have spoke our minds.

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Agriculture / Re: Nigerian Cassava: The Next Big Thing In US Food Market? by Ikea81: 2:35pm On Apr 17, 2023
He should get in touch with me. Everywhere in my village in IKA North delta na cassava.
Crime / Re: Lagos-Based Daredevil Armed Robbery Suspects Arrested In Ogun (Photo) by Ikea81: 11:07pm On Apr 16, 2023
Them never give them one legge? Be like naija police don dey learn human right small small
Politics / Re: Two Aspirants For Senate President, Speaker Offered $1million Per Vote- APC Gov by Ikea81: 10:53pm On Apr 16, 2023
What money can not buy, more money will - Akpabio
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Wins Kogi PDP Governorship Primary Election by Ikea81: 7:55pm On Apr 16, 2023
Guyman01:
To give himself any good chance of winning Dino needs to concentrate on how to match Yahaya Bello thuggery for thuggery, ballot box snatching for ballot snatching, dig and cut all the roads leading to APC strongholds with caterpillars because Yahaya Bello believes that INEC is useless and BVAS real time transmission of results is deception concocted by Prof Mahmud last year

It is no longer the best man since APC came to power.....it is now let the strongest man win.

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