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RomanceRe: What Your Month Of Birth Tell About You? by ikeepitreal(m): 8:37am On Jul 08, 2015
December!!! Lords of the capricorn
RomanceRe: A Man With A Lusty Appetite by ikeepitreal(m): 7:01am On Jul 08, 2015
I don't like this
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Slept With A Guy Or A Girl U Met On The First Day? by ikeepitreal(m): 6:29am On Jul 08, 2015
prettythicksme:
undecided is dis what op asked u? cheesy
Ehn na.
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 8:34am On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
for real? Wow... Mehn dnt be stingy na.. Gv me one
The only available one is one busty shapeshifter like that, multipurpose, she'll give u what u want.. Buh she no dey tire o. Lol
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 8:31am On Jul 07, 2015
trapQ:
lmao... I keep saying this, not everyone you see on social media is human and clearly this op is not. he has stated that he summoned a demon in him. so he's not the actual one writing this but the demon in him. but God pass them

GODWIN
I cry
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 8:30am On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
trapq, when last hav u not sinned?
Ask him o, who said we wanted spirit wives, trapq, learn to look beyond your nose
FoodRe: Breakfast, Share Your Breakfast Pics Here by ikeepitreal(op): 8:26am On Jul 07, 2015
Emperoradrian:
hehe guy i fit chop akpu,1wk straight,i hate salad,anytin leafs.
Our soups, no be leafs dey there?
FoodRe: Breakfast, Share Your Breakfast Pics Here by ikeepitreal(op): 7:58am On Jul 07, 2015
SuperSuave:
no breakfast today sad cry
Wetin happen?
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 7:57am On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
lol I swear.... Maybe I should go date a mammy water..
Lol, at least you'll know your dating a mammy water, or maybe anytime konji catch me, I go dial a succubus
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 7:55am On Jul 07, 2015
achinaboy:
my question still remains the same,which one is helping my white neighbours
I shall explain nw, these guys are smart, they filter potent stuffs over there and give us the chaff. Even the bible we read, filtered stuff. Now see, demons are very helpful to those who know, most are masters of astrology and are skilled at science, mathematics, inventions and stuff. If u can ask nicely, there's nothing u won't get. That's what's helping our albino brothers
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 7:46am On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
mehn dese lag chicks r money oriented... I duno wat to do again... Take me out is just d only phrase dey know...
Lmao, the last time a girl said take me out, I took her to church. Some girls are bad, your lag girls must be vacuum cleaners
FoodRe: Breakfast, Share Your Breakfast Pics Here by ikeepitreal(op): 7:42am On Jul 07, 2015
Emperoradrian:
nawa o correct food ke....wetin do Akpu and egusi soup mixed wit ora souphuh
Lol, na edikaikong I chop for night. U gas change sometimes na..
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 7:39am On Jul 07, 2015
achinaboy:
bill gate summond the devil,the facebook guy also,i wonder why we Africans instead off going forward,we choose to involve ourselves with nonsense, my white neighbours,woke up in the morning,and goes to work,at the end of the month,they take their salaries and live their normal lives,they don't even pray to God talkless summoning the devil,and still they are ok,,please leave me out of this
Knowledge is sense guy, and applied knowledge is power beyond comprehension. Choose one! I'm just saying, these things help sometimes, some great authors write by spirits you know..
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 7:36am On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
lol for real..wow..
Is dat d statement to say and money comes?
Yeah, an affirmation. Helps me sometimes, how your lagos chicks na? Any better
FoodRe: Breakfast, Share Your Breakfast Pics Here by ikeepitreal(op): 7:35am On Jul 07, 2015
Freemanan:
I know the guy above me is lying but That's story for another day...

My breakfast is a meal I got from Shoprite yesternight... Warming it now.... No time....

JOLLOF RICE AND CHICKEN... grin
Yaaaaay, make I come ? E go do us both?
FoodRe: Breakfast, Share Your Breakfast Pics Here by ikeepitreal(op): 7:33am On Jul 07, 2015
Freemanan:
Chop wetin?
Make better eba make person chop.... Nor be all these cucumbers and tomatoes... undecided
Eba? Na for afternoon, my afang soup don almost finish
FoodRe: Breakfast, Share Your Breakfast Pics Here by ikeepitreal(op): 7:31am On Jul 07, 2015
Emperoradrian:
op r u a goathuh? Cos all i see dia r leaves and grasses...#no insults intended tho,jst sayin my mind#
Waht? Leaves and grasses? Na correct food be this. I no go chop till night
FoodRe: Breakfast, Share Your Breakfast Pics Here by ikeepitreal(op): 7:27am On Jul 07, 2015
Freemanan:
sad
Wetin na? Come chop
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 7:27am On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
lol very bad like spoilt? Lagos is very cool tho... Just dah the money hardly comes..
Spoilt! Black cunted! Loose, , bro, they are bad. Money money come to us, as we will so mote it be
FoodBreakfast, Share Your Breakfast Pics Here by ikeepitreal(op): 7:24am On Jul 07, 2015
Mine is chilled fruit and veg salad

Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 7:11am On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
lmao... Why does evryone detest ibadan girls tho? I can't judge cuz I'v neva met one... I stay in lagos, ajah precisely
Lol, they are bad o. I've met enough to know.. Thank God my bae aint an ibadanian, tho she lives her. How lagos sef?
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 7:05am On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
I understand.... Ur a good friend.. Do u stay nearby?
Lol, I'm ibadan based but I have nothing to do with their girls. Wah about you?
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 12:11am On Jul 07, 2015
angieberry:
Op it is well with your soul
Amen, I sing the song everyday
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 12:10am On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
yeah I want d words..

Lol... Succubus... What else does she like
Ah, hector. You sure? I mean its dangerous, I don't want you tinkering with the incantations, imagine the horror of being sucked through the bare earth down to the realm of demons.. I can't do that to you man
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 12:01am On Jul 07, 2015
Cutehector:
alright.. So hw do I dial him
Ehen, okay. Stand naked in a pentagram facing the east around 1 am. Mix two drops of blood from your wrist with your spittle and some bat's blood. You hear me? Don't get an erection o , you know your naked. Demons hate dick o. Except the sexy sucubi. And umm. You want the words, they are in hebrew, sumerian and ancient latin. If u mispronounce a syllable. Your soul leaves for hades.
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 11:51pm On Jul 06, 2015
Cutehector:
lmao.. Why u scared of him? I knw he is the second in command after satan himself... Ok ok., is thr any friendly demon u knw of.. Maybe someone easy to summon
Hmmmm, BELETH or adramelech. Both nice and easy going, very friendly towards fleshy humans. I suggest BELETH tho. Try him
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share A Secret With Sandrannna by ikeepitreal(m): 11:48pm On Jul 06, 2015
sandrannna:
Be sincere, is she trying to seduce u or u r the one trying to seduce her?
She's the one trying. I'm just making it easier. But I don't want it
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share A Secret With Sandrannna by ikeepitreal(m): 11:43pm On Jul 06, 2015
sandrannna:
I wanted to call u agabaya bt after telling me ur age, I changed ma mind.




let's tackle the issue. What's attracting u in ur cousin?
Her body, she's smoking hot. And she always puts on a sexual demeanor when I'm around her
RomanceRe: Please Guys I Need Your Advised by ikeepitreal(m): 11:42pm On Jul 06, 2015
youngberry001:
yeah in Facebook and she's so crazy to meet me sad
Ehn, meet her na
Christianity EtcRe: Demons by ikeepitreal(op): 11:41pm On Jul 06, 2015
Cutehector:
why not try summon belial... Tell him I say hi
Ah!!! U don't summon princes. At all, shey I look like solomon ni? Buh I can give u the invocation for him tho, so you'll greet him yourself

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