₦airaland Forum

eyeon:
If you're among, I am not and will not.

Oga commot here, you contradict yourself

[quote author=BUTCHCASSIDY post=35560674][/quote]Niggga, I'm very straight, straighter than a san francisco rail line. But I love you. No homo.

Gurgle:
OH but his own na pure biology na. which one my own take be

I don't really have anything to say since im not attracted to women or their behinds but I do think it adds to their shape

Just shape aDdding? Come on, its deeper than that

IamLEGEND1:
hmmmmmmm.....
diz ur analysis na pure biology na.
we dey try siphon personal opinion from people.
#IncludingTheWomen.

Tell am o

Blackett:
.

I don't really say this often but........

IamLEGEND1:
we like well-packaged stuff, not any oversized nonsènse.

#TakeNote.

cc: Butchcassidy

Yeah, well packaged.. Exactly. Not disgusting flesh jiggling bbws

kamair237:
Wen Dat one dey ontop ur dxxk durin Ehh priceless feeling ......btw apart from grabbing/slapping during sxx what's d use of backside again

Ummm, I can't think of more uses.. But yansh is yansh

joganut:
bro dont be.. dis lyf na turn by turn.... try harder

Umm, I opened the thread.. :p

eyeon:
Men don't like big butts... Men just like anything well organised.

Men like spoilt biatches. And they aint well organized.

joganut:
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I do this too, so I won't get angry at you!

I've always wondered what lies in big booty that slays us all, you know.

In general, we are organisms that spend a
great deal of our energy competing to pass
our genes on from generation to
generation. Therefore, judging
reproductive fitness effectively is a vital
skill.
I chose my girlfriend of ten years, largely
because she had a butt that I really like. In
fact, I feel her butt is superior to any other
butt I've ever seen.
To me personally, I've found that robust,
round, bouncy/perky butts are attractive.
I like the fit, healthy look (like most
people). A butt with these characteristics
provides a strong indicator that a woman
has high levels of valuable androgens, and
in a combination that provides a
particularly high level of confidence in
reproductive success . In essence, women
with robust, healthy butts are healthy
women, with preferable genetic traits, who
are currently in their reproductive prime
and will be able to bare quality children.
Large butts that aren't round or robust, or
are attached to unfit/skinny legs and fat
and/or square hips and stomachs aren't
attractive to me.
It's not simply about being large or sturdy.
It clearly has to do with femininity and
fertility.
For most of the history of our species, we
did it doggy style just like the majority of
the mammal clade membership.
I surmise that this tendency was inherited
from our primitive ancestors. When we
weren't bipedal, we only had a small
surface area available to make a visual
appraisal of a potential mate's reproductive
fitness. Bipeds present all surfaces of their
bodies except the tops of their heads, the
soles of their feet and their
"undercarriage" for visual inspection. Our
ancestors didn't. Instead, her face, her butt
and her vagina were visible whle her back
and stomach were relatively hidden.
A round healthy butt, is similarly as
attractive as healthy white teeth, bright
healthy eyes, healthy clear skin, full hair
and robust/bouncy breasts. All of these
traits indicate health, fertility and
reproductive fitness. Again, we are
organisms that compete to pass our genes
on from generation to generation. Judging
reproductive fitness effectively is a vital
skill.
But above all, nothing beats the sound you make when banging it from behind and watching the flesh ripple against your pelvis.
Peace!

Loveren:
omalei niyen

Chai, see olodo.. OMALEI.. Baba omo ale niyen. Alailopolo oloriburuku.

Copy et paste

Loveren:
oloshi

You booty loving lick spittle!! Wonder why u didn't drown. Well, may my hordes of demons keep u company tonight.

Ribena02:
invite her come ur house mak I just come hug her

Hmmmmm. I would do that.. Hope u dey ibadan sha

Organize abeg! Mitcheew

Horse dung, dog poo, cat droppings and BULLSH*IT!

And so, what should we do? Please, enlighten us

What sort of nonsense is this?

Romance? Why na?

Cutehector:
See dem.. Village champions..

Aswear

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=35412892][/quote]Ehen.. Imagine, the dark knight chalenging the hulk.. F off. I am incredible

moment5:
MissClassy n Sandranna that's uncalled for,You girls should chill....Sandranna go to my profile n view my pics, if You like it hit me up.

Daddy bola, u daft o. No be small

Easy o

FriedPlantain:
[b]

In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same _fucking elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fuck you all!

FriedPlantain
[/b]

Trust me, you will be duly rewarded. I was first to comment and you know it. For that, I hereby send my demons after your soul

Cutehector:
lmao... I believ horlas and utukkus are sexy ladies....

Lmao , crazy boy

Cutehector:
shall be therefore master and ruler of the seven realms.... U can say amen to dat

Ehn what!!!
Tria sertium!!!!
You shall be bound with unmerciful precision into the red tarmacs of the depth of khilara. The horlas and utukkus shall be your companions. As I will, so mote it be! Cornios!!!

Cutehector:
allow me make I bind u na...

Never, oya.. By the blood on the pentacles and the chains of the dark runes. Thee, cutehector shall be therefore .....

Cutehector:
I bind u..

Hector wetin na? Or you want your own

I hereby summon the demons of higher hades, the ones who are under the rule of the prince adramelech.. Beleth! I summon them distinctly to aid you in your quest an passion for suicide, and as I will, so mote it be.

In corpus viri, el sarcotis . Zalulum