Crime › Re: Man Charmed Underaged Girl In Kano And Placed Her In His House For Sex (Video) by ikeepitreal(m): 6:56pm On Aug 03, 2017 |
Naijaphobia: I have watched with acatalectic disgust, northern asinine and puerile ratiocinations attempting to justiceate the demonic,paedophilic and lunatic behaviour of a certain nomadic individuals from the arabian deserts.These northerners have asseverated that it’s intentions are guided by the need to checkmate the odoriferous excesses of a Machiavellian and Mephistophelean nature of women from the western world from diffusing and corrupting theirs so the need to taste them infantile as dictated by their arabian lords and I have said to myself, what a shame? What a self-indicting admittal of the failure of ideas? What an hocus-pocus? You are mad!. |
Romance › Re: Seun Thank You For Hearing Our Pleas by ikeepitreal(m): 9:26pm On Jul 28, 2017 |
hypocrite.. I'm sure the guy masturbated to all those pictures. |
Car Talk › Re: Epp Me, My Village People Want To Siphon Fuel In My Car Tank by ikeepitreal(m): 10:48pm On Jul 27, 2017 |
NgcoboP: I am a living... and living in abundance of life and longevity which unfortunately no one in your lineage will ever experience. Now I only blame free education for your lack of comprehension abilities.... Your father is dead great! But what does he stand for? His memories and his lifetime? I am double intact quadruple whatever good you remember your father for!!! Now as you have spoken the elders in your family shall bury you this month!! As you have prophesied so shall it be unto you in Jesus name!!! Amen!!! Note I take no prisoners!! I kill all! Be careful... measure your next words carefully..they might be your last!! lmao, see this idiot, you claimed death for yourself now your writing epistles cause you scared. Always try to be careful when relating with people on a faceless forum. |
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Nairaland General › Re: Big Python Killed By John Nani, A Commissioner In Delta State (Photos) by ikeepitreal(m): 9:51am On Jul 25, 2017 |
Evablizin:

some of the Ops above me are just busy speaking grammar on Lala's Special Meal
Today is bright is bright and fair oh happy day the day of joy..........oh happyday of joy,Lala's jellof rice How many ops are above you? |
Car Talk › Re: Outrageous Custom Duties, Any Real Way To Calculate Accurate Duty On Cars?? by ikeepitreal(m): 4:35pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
EgunMogaji: It begs to ask why you quoted me since I'm inconsequential?
If your profession disappears from the country today, the country will still run. You're not only inconsequential to me but to almost all Nigerians.
And I think you and your ilk know this and why you are all up in arms. You're a dying breed because you offer no societal value. Enough of this, you guys. You two can always voice out your opinions but remember that it has no bearing on the corrupt system. i suggest you end this argument and earnestly mind your businesses. |
Romance › Re: Guys What Would Do Next If This Happens To You? (photo) by ikeepitreal(m): 4:05pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
mtcheew, inside car sef. |
Romance › Re: Why Do People See Handsome Guys As Gays? by ikeepitreal(m): 3:57pm On Jul 16, 2017 |
it seems the OP is subtly seeking validation.A most childish attribute. sorry op, post a better and clearer picture and you'll be rated. Don't toot your own fvcking horn!!! |
Autos › Re: Check Out This Automobile House Spotted In China by ikeepitreal(m): 1:00pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
video again? |
Autos › Re: Buy Cars from Cotonou without stress and your car(s) will be delivered 48 hours by ikeepitreal(m): 1:17pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
please, how much is a Toyota rav4 2015 or 16 model? cost of delivery too. Also, a Toyota venza 2010. |
Romance › Re: Ex-spanish King (king Casanova) Sleeps With 2,154 Women by ikeepitreal(m): 10:59am On Jul 13, 2017 |
i don't see this as a laudable achievement. |
Romance › Re: The Right Use Of Alcohol by ikeepitreal(m): 5:16pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
That's a great wall of text, man! |
Romance › Re: The Problem I Created For Myself by ikeepitreal(m): 5:15pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
self realization fall on you. |
Romance › Re: Man Appreciates His Wife After Sex (Photo) by ikeepitreal(m): 5:13pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Foolish man, another jockey thought his wife those dick riding skills. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Most People Grow Weak In Relationships That Last Long? by ikeepitreal(m): 4:21pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
This is mainly due to loss of interest and some form of tediousness in the relationship. And some males begin to regard sexual activities with a long term woman as wearisome. The only remedy for this is spontaneousness,introducing new things in the relationship and bedroom at most.These steps refresh the feelings and strengthens a couple's bond. |
Career › Re: Why Every Nigerian Lady Must Learn A Skill. by ikeepitreal(m): 3:09pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
They won't learn productive skills, most Nigerian girls wont. They only skill they want to learn is dick riding. They believe it's a skill set that draws in cash most effectively. i like to call em sex entrepreneurs. |
Romance › Re: Meet Up: Thread For Nairaland Most Notorious Derailers by ikeepitreal(m): 2:43pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Single Mothers DO NOT Deserve Baby Showers -twitter User by ikeepitreal(m): 2:00pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Result of sheer stupidity and misdirected frustration. |
Romance › Re: Who Do I Choose From by ikeepitreal(m): 12:34pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
i didn't read that.
just choose the one with the biggest ass. |
Romance › Re: See What This Yoruba Girl Did To Me At A Party,,,,arhh YORUBA!!! by ikeepitreal(m): 12:32pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
i am yet to comprehend what you just typed up there. Clearly, you are high on something. |
Romance › Re: Dear Romancelanders, Am I Over Reacting. by ikeepitreal(m): 12:26pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Next time the parasite calls you and suggests you take her out, tell her that her next outing should lead straight to a psychiatric hospital because she clearly has a mental issue. i mean, Wtf?!! samosa guy? do you realize how degrading that is? You acted like a pure,calm,nice guy and she how she treated you in return. I rarely conform to this idea but i think you have to get her vagina thoroughly and terribly bleeped!. |
Romance › Re: Hello Am New Here by ikeepitreal(m): 12:19pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
What exactly are you hoping to learn? |
Romance › Re: Kingtblak Baba For The Gals (18+ Photos) by ikeepitreal(m): 12:18pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
LordCrimson: You wan join hoc family, With your bwest like slippers wey don see ages  Exactly, her ugly breasts do bear the floppiness of a 90 year old woman's. |
Car Talk › Re: This Is The Baddest Toyota Hilux You've Ever Seen (photos) by ikeepitreal(m): 12:09pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Driving this on asphalt is gon be very dangerous,I'll be sorely tempted to crush little cars. |
Car Talk › Re: Future Cars Will Be Speakerless -tech And Tyre Continental by ikeepitreal(m): 12:02pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
pssh, so you'll be driving an actual Boombox or loudspeaker. |
Car Talk › Re: See The New Futuristic Mercedes Benz Generation EQ Concept Car by ikeepitreal(m): 11:56am On Jul 04, 2017 |
exterior looks really good but the interior takes the semblance of a sci fi piece of crap. 6/10 mercedes. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Many Feel Every Guy on DreadLocks Is Bad ? by ikeepitreal(m): 11:55am On Jul 04, 2017 |
They mostly look like hardened, deranged, weed loving, criminals.Especially when the they don't rock the style neatly. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Call Girls Who Appreciate Money Golddiggers? by ikeepitreal(m): 11:51am On Jul 04, 2017 |
Girls who appreciate money and desire it in exchange for time with their vaginas. They are Gold diggers. |
Romance › Re: Meet The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by ikeepitreal(m): 11:47am On Jul 04, 2017 |
look like you kiss a functioning vacuum cleaner daily. |
Romance › Re: I Want To Be Remembered For Having World’s Biggest Hips - American Woman by ikeepitreal(m): 11:45am On Jul 04, 2017 |
Having sex with this woman can be likened to the act of throwing a hotdog down a hallway. |
Romance › Re: Meet Up: Thread For Nairaland Most Notorious Derailers by ikeepitreal(m): 11:40am On Jul 04, 2017 |
Vagina! |
Romance › Re: What Can Ladies Offer In A Relationship Apart From Sex? by ikeepitreal(m): 11:39am On Jul 04, 2017 |
a lot more, but they lack the capability.Especially girls from Nigeria. |