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Car TalkRe: Throwback Thursday: 1978 Mercedes-benz Auto 2000 by ikeepitreal(m): 10:47pm On Jun 29, 2017
i saw this car yesterday.
Car TalkRe: ... by ikeepitreal(m): 10:32pm On Jun 29, 2017
OP, please endeavor to buy what you have in mind. Let no one's preconceived notions about any car stop you from making a decision you won't regret.
RomanceRe: Think Twice Before You Follow Him To The Hotel: My Personal Encounter by ikeepitreal(m):
You acted smart. i also would have never touched the ailing man because if a case of death were to occur, considering the pathetic systemic abuse by the Nigerian police force,you may have been implicated.
RomanceRe: Ce N'est Pas Grave, Calliou by ikeepitreal(m): 10:01pm On Jun 29, 2017
Bullshít. soakaway fall on you!
Car TalkRe: New 2018 Toyota Camry: Details And Photos by ikeepitreal(m): 9:50pm On Jun 29, 2017
Awoo88:
20000$ at current exchange rate is note that 30 million naira
i don't understand what you just typed.
RomanceRe: My Girl Want Me To Lick That Place by ikeepitreal(m): 8:40pm On Jun 29, 2017
Safiaa:
Shut up. Foolish tin. Would you be alive, if it wasn't for the vagina. You should've been buried before you were born.
Your reply is grossly out of place and it borders on insanity! Get treated and refrain from quoting me.
RomanceRe: My Girl Want Me To Lick That Place by ikeepitreal(m): 6:53pm On Jun 29, 2017
Don't put your mouth on a woman's vagina. it ain't proper.
TravelRe: United Kingdom Deports 28 Nigerians by ikeepitreal(m): 5:15pm On Jun 29, 2017
These deportees always look like thugs,very unkempt and hardened.
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With This Photo? - Which Place This Guy Come From Self? by ikeepitreal(m): 4:50pm On Jun 29, 2017
Useless thread
Car TalkRe: New 2018 Toyota Camry: Details And Photos by ikeepitreal(m): 10:42am On Jun 29, 2017
retail price is affordable but Toyota Nigeria would place this car around 30 million naira. Damn thieves.
RomanceRe: Don't Nigerian Girls Work? Why Do They Love Begging In A Relationship? by ikeepitreal(m): 10:26am On Jun 29, 2017
Tch, that's because they have nothing to offer nut their vaginas.
RomanceRe: Have A Sexy Thursday... by ikeepitreal(m): 7:31am On Jun 29, 2017
I'm currently taking custard and beans.
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe That Some Nigerian Girls Have Yellow Teeth (photos) by ikeepitreal(m): 7:28am On Jun 29, 2017
IwillSucced:
linus
Eat Shít.
RomanceRe: "How To Eat A Girl Out" by ikeepitreal(m): 10:31pm On Jun 28, 2017
i find the thought of eating a girl out very repulsive. i would never partake in such nastiness.The act is most reprehensible.
RomanceRe: My Masturbating Experience And Why Am Forced To Quit It by ikeepitreal(m): 10:27pm On Jun 28, 2017
Masturbation ain't the cause. You've certainly been infected.
RomanceRe: This Ass Or Jail Guys by ikeepitreal(m): 10:24pm On Jun 28, 2017
which kain jail? Ass one time. i go chop am like bread.
RomanceRe: I Can't Believe That Some Nigerian Girls Have Yellow Teeth (photos) by ikeepitreal(m): 6:33pm On Jun 28, 2017
There's a girl who makes passes at me. she lives on my street.Her teeth are very coloured.
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by ikeepitreal(m): 6:24pm On Jun 28, 2017
i'd rather get shot in the balls.
RomanceRe: Tough Economy Causes Scarcity Of Marriage Suitors In Lagos by ikeepitreal(m): 6:18pm On Jun 28, 2017
ab11baddo:
Arise the demon etrigan
My man. you just made my day. I've been waiting endlessly for someone to complete that.
RomanceRe: How Old Were You When You First Mastubate by ikeepitreal(m): 5:50pm On Jun 28, 2017
gibzzhd:
u got me reading till the end.lovely and profound
Thanks Man, it's an experience i'll never forget.
RomanceRe: How Old Were You When You First Mastubate by ikeepitreal(m): 3:56pm On Jun 28, 2017
I was around 13 when i first had an orgasm, consciously. I had just returned from school with my phone loaded with porn videos my friend transferred to me. I was so captivated by the stuff, seeing naked women worked wonders on my brain and pènis. I was hooked to the stuff.
I watched the porn videos in my room for hours while sporting an erection worthy of the strength of Thor's hammer. My dick could have smashed a diamond easily at that point. I was so engrossed that i kept on watching those obscene videos until i felt a tingle in my spine followed by a jerk from my lower abdomen.Geez, i thought the end of the world had "cum" for me. I froze solid with fear as a rush of dopamine flushed through my brain and my dick hardened even more.
I felt like running to my mother's room at once but something held me back. Good thing i waited because a second after, my vision went blurry and hot white liquid spurted out of my young dick with the force of a thousand geysers. over four thick ropes of sperm shot out of me as i gave a muffled scream and fell backwards on my bed. Mehn, i could have passed out. The feeling was fvcking profound. I shot a glance at my phone still playing videos and i instantly despised the porn videos. I felt dirty at once.
I swore never to speak of the experience to anyone and never to view porn again but in the next few days i found myself oiling my stuff while streaming porn.I was most dissapointed,i didn't know i had entered into a whirlpool of two almost unbreakable addictions.
well, i stopped last year through NOFAP on reddit and i feel revitalized again and i hope that those who are in the steely grip of this addiction would break out too.
RomanceRe: ? by ikeepitreal(m): 3:35pm On Jun 28, 2017
I'm about to eat spaghetti.
RomanceRe: Increase The Size Of Your Breast And Testes Naturally by ikeepitreal(m): 3:34pm On Jun 28, 2017
why the fvck would i want bigger testes?!! so it can flop uncontrollably between my thighs when i run?
RomanceRe: WAWUU! Check Out This Lady Before & After Make Up Photos by ikeepitreal(m): 3:32pm On Jun 28, 2017
i see no difference.
Car TalkRe: N574m 2018 Mercedes S600 Pullman Maybach Guard. A Palace On Wheels (photos) by ikeepitreal(m): 1:16pm On Jun 28, 2017
Tcha! an elaborate waste of money.
RomanceRe: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by ikeepitreal(m): 12:39pm On Jun 28, 2017
lefulefu:
dammm shocked u actually mean she"s 45?....for real? shocked
yep. matured but fresh and tasty grin
RomanceRe: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by ikeepitreal(m): 12:38pm On Jun 28, 2017
luminouz:
Ur wife?? shocked how lucky u are!!!!
Forgive my staring o bros!!!!
I am loyal o
I won't stare again chairman!!!!! grin grin
lmao staring is allowed. Looking at this kinda yansh calms the body,soul but not the penís.
RomanceRe: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by ikeepitreal(m): 12:22pm On Jun 28, 2017
Reeberry:
Where did you get that picture abeg?
My wife na.
RomanceRe: Most Girls Decay After 25 Years Old – Twitter User Claims by ikeepitreal(m): 12:04pm On Jun 28, 2017
luminouz:
I don stare at the pix now like 10 fvcking times..... *sighs* I jes hope no be through ASS I go finally die!!!
lmaaaaao grin The ass is not to be merely bleeped. it is an ass to be conquered.
RomanceRe: Why It Is Difficult For The Good Guy To Get The Good Lady? by ikeepitreal(m): 11:56am On Jun 28, 2017
habdulafeez:
that's very true....the strength and charisma that the bad guys exudes leaves the good guys with no good girls....as she's charmed by the swagger of the bad guy... that's true.
And good guys don't approach girls with enough confidence. They are either nervous or twitchy and girls can smell nervousness a mile off.
RomanceRe: Why It Is Difficult For The Good Guy To Get The Good Lady? by ikeepitreal(m): 11:24am On Jun 28, 2017
Bad guys are more attractive and mysterious.They bear a charisma of manly attributes that most females conform to, mentally and physically.
RomanceRe: Romantic Photos Of Nigerian Girl Proposing To Her Girlfriend Break The Interne by ikeepitreal(m): 11:20am On Jun 28, 2017
chai! Fat ass gone to waste.

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