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i saw this car yesterday. |
OP, please endeavor to buy what you have in mind. Let no one's preconceived notions about any car stop you from making a decision you won't regret. |
You acted smart. i also would have never touched the ailing man because if a case of death were to occur, considering the pathetic systemic abuse by the Nigerian police force,you may have been implicated. |
Bullshít. soakaway fall on you! |
Awoo88:i don't understand what you just typed. |
Safiaa:Your reply is grossly out of place and it borders on insanity! Get treated and refrain from quoting me. |
Don't put your mouth on a woman's vagina. it ain't proper. |
These deportees always look like thugs,very unkempt and hardened. |
Useless thread |
retail price is affordable but Toyota Nigeria would place this car around 30 million naira. Damn thieves. |
Tch, that's because they have nothing to offer nut their vaginas. |
I'm currently taking custard and beans. |
IwillSucced:Eat Shít. |
i find the thought of eating a girl out very repulsive. i would never partake in such nastiness.The act is most reprehensible. |
Masturbation ain't the cause. You've certainly been infected. |
which kain jail? Ass one time. i go chop am like bread. |
There's a girl who makes passes at me. she lives on my street.Her teeth are very coloured. |
i'd rather get shot in the balls. |
ab11baddo:My man. you just made my day. I've been waiting endlessly for someone to complete that. |
gibzzhd:Thanks Man, it's an experience i'll never forget. |
I was around 13 when i first had an orgasm, consciously. I had just returned from school with my phone loaded with porn videos my friend transferred to me. I was so captivated by the stuff, seeing naked women worked wonders on my brain and pènis. I was hooked to the stuff. I watched the porn videos in my room for hours while sporting an erection worthy of the strength of Thor's hammer. My dick could have smashed a diamond easily at that point. I was so engrossed that i kept on watching those obscene videos until i felt a tingle in my spine followed by a jerk from my lower abdomen.Geez, i thought the end of the world had "cum" for me. I froze solid with fear as a rush of dopamine flushed through my brain and my dick hardened even more. I felt like running to my mother's room at once but something held me back. Good thing i waited because a second after, my vision went blurry and hot white liquid spurted out of my young dick with the force of a thousand geysers. over four thick ropes of sperm shot out of me as i gave a muffled scream and fell backwards on my bed. Mehn, i could have passed out. The feeling was fvcking profound. I shot a glance at my phone still playing videos and i instantly despised the porn videos. I felt dirty at once. I swore never to speak of the experience to anyone and never to view porn again but in the next few days i found myself oiling my stuff while streaming porn.I was most dissapointed,i didn't know i had entered into a whirlpool of two almost unbreakable addictions. well, i stopped last year through NOFAP on reddit and i feel revitalized again and i hope that those who are in the steely grip of this addiction would break out too. |
I'm about to eat spaghetti. |
why the fvck would i want bigger testes?!! so it can flop uncontrollably between my thighs when i run? |
i see no difference. |
Tcha! an elaborate waste of money. |
lefulefu:yep. matured but fresh and tasty ![]() |
luminouz:lmao staring is allowed. Looking at this kinda yansh calms the body,soul but not the penís. |
Reeberry:My wife na. |
luminouz:lmaaaaao The ass is not to be merely bleeped. it is an ass to be conquered. |
habdulafeez:And good guys don't approach girls with enough confidence. They are either nervous or twitchy and girls can smell nervousness a mile off. |
Bad guys are more attractive and mysterious.They bear a charisma of manly attributes that most females conform to, mentally and physically. |
chai! Fat ass gone to waste. |
